Tokyo Girlfriend Guide.
Chapter 347
Chapter 347
The guy in Itomori Town spends 10 minutes arranging his hair every day before going out. He walks at equal intervals, leans his neck no more than ten degrees forward, and speaks no louder than fifty decibels. The long-awaited Miss Miyamizu of the thousand-year-old clan, Mitsuha Miyamizu, the mistress of the gods, has been buried forever in Itomori's crater.
Here, in Tokyo, Minato, the Meiji Memorial Hall, and the groom's changing room, there is one and only one ordinary girl named Mitsuha Miyamizu.Although she is skilled in swordsmanship, her grandparents' family has thousands of acres of fertile land in Nara, and her father is a senior bureaucrat in the fire department, but at this moment, she is just an ordinary girl who is fighting for the man she loves!
Xiazhiqiu Shiyu spared your life because of past affection, don't you know what is good or bad? !
And Jing Jie, the bastard, actually had time to take care of other things when he was kissing him. Although he said he was protecting himself, why didn't he let the witch fall down afterwards!
If she doesn't rush up and try to hit me, will she fall?Since what he did was not a righteous act, shouldn't it be natural to suffer retribution!
Thinking of this, Mitsuha Miyamizu completely forgot that she was still kissing someone, her heart became ruthless, she gritted her silver teeth, stretched out her left foot and stepped on the back of Hojo Kyosuke's right foot, and leaned her upper body hard into his arms , using the throwing technique in kendo jujitsu.
Aren't you going to steal Kyousuke from me?crush you!
Miss Miko is no longer the little girl who is submissive and dare not resist when others say bad things about her.If time goes back, facing those yin and yang weird guys, she will also swing the knife without hesitation.
Not to mention now, she steals food first, and dares to bother herself and Jingjie!
Mitsuha Miyamizu knew that Kasumigaoka Shiu would not be crushed, because with Kyosuke's ability, she would definitely react, but even if it was just to scare that guy half to death, it was worth it!
That's what she said, but she was surprised to find that Kyosuke was pushed down by herself so smoothly?
No, although I always knew that you would always act like a sports idiot when facing cute girls, but this is not the time!
Sanye liked the "delicate body and soft body" of someone in the past when she was with her, but now is not the time to play with that kind of love between husband and wife!
Hojo Kyosuke is 1.8 meters tall. Although he is not the kind of explosive muscle, he weighs at least [-] kilograms. If he falls down, the two water bags on Kasumigaoka Shiwa's chest will be crushed.
The girl who gritted her teeth cruelly just now suddenly panicked again.What she didn't know was that there was a reason why someone would lose their balance for a split second.
Before, Hojo Kyosuke thought that Mitsuha's small teeth that occasionally seemed to be out of control were quite interesting, but that was only limited to the other party's careful, gentle bite.Once the girl in his arms "grits his teeth cruelly", the fine silver teeth will easily bite his untrained tongue to bleed.
This level of stimulation and comfort should not appear when kissing!At this time, I couldn't help gritting my teeth. If I really sent her to heaven, wouldn't I have to bite off a piece of flesh from my shoulder?The annual resurrection gift package is too extravagant to be used in this kind of place!
Or is it that Sanye already knows where his confidence in facing the hatchet comes from, so he plans to cut off his retreat in advance?No, no, Sanye is so kind and simple!
In short, with one arm around Mitsuha's waist enjoying the pleasure of kissing, and the other hand to save Shiba-senpai who is about to fall, the attention has been divided into several parts.
When the body instinctively sensed the danger, and suddenly retracted the tongue that was so attached to the moist and warm mouth, he found that his body had lost its balance, and he was still defeated by the technique he taught Sanye.
Wrestling skills, skills that are not allowed in modern kendo, can only appear in Guliu kendo, Jingshiliu kendo, and their related competitions.Once there is a big gap between the strength of the sword between one's own side and the opponent's, and one has more confidence in one's physical fitness.Without hesitation, he decisively stretched out his sinful left foot and pulled the opponent into the ground battle.
From a one-shot kendo confrontation to a sweaty ground fight, although the scene will lose its ornamental value in an instant and become extremely ugly and disrespectful, as long as you can win.
On one side was Mitsuha Miyamizu, who leaned on her upper body to help her fall, and on the other was Kasumigaoka Shiwa, whose heel was broken and leaning on her own hand to barely maintain her balance.
Hojo Kyosuke tried to use the same tricks to use himself as a human cushion, but he couldn't do it.
When he fell backwards on his back, a thought popped into his mind.
Is this the god's reward for the good deeds I have done throughout my life, Kyosuke Hojo?
After all, falling backwards, the back of the head hit the ground, fainting is also normal, since fainting, amnesia is also a matter of course, right?Now that he lost his memory, what that scumbag did before has nothing to do with his brand new Hojo Kyosuke, right?
It was the fault of the previous Kyosuke Hojo that he would form bonds with so many girls. Now he can only help him clean up the mess with his conscience. There is no longer any reason to accuse me of being playful!
Oops, am I supposed to be a genius?
The "handless devil" who used to want to beat people to amnesia with a crystal fruit plate at every turn, is now starting to expect that he can also lose his memory.Although what you want is false amnesia.
Thinking of this, the serious expression on someone's face suddenly softened, and the corners of his mouth curled up subtly, as if he had thought of the scene after "amnesia".
I leaned on the hospital bed with a dazed face, surrounded by beautiful girls, their faces were full of worries, and they were all shouting: "Kyosuke, have you forgotten? I am your wife! "
No, no, if that time really comes, they will definitely fight again!Maybe because they are in the hospital, Sanye and the others will act more recklessly.
No, no, that would be an epic disaster!
The rippling smile on Hojo Kyosuke's face subsided in an instant, and his invincible brain quickly began to discuss countermeasures with his well-trained body, and quickly reached an agreement.
The first is to step back with his left foot and push hard on the ground. Even if he can't adjust his right foot for a while, even if he only has his right foot, it is enough for him to regain his balance.Holding Mitsuha's waist with his right hand, he pushed her forward a little with skill.Holding Shiba-senpai's waist with his left hand, he hugged her whole body, and finally regained his balance using the two as a fulcrum.
Hugging Shiba-senpai on the left and Mitsuha on the right, he lowered his head and kissed them on the forehead, and then said "stop making trouble" in a gentle but serious voice.
Conquer them all with his strong and strong masculinity, maybe the three of them will be able to play together in the next kiss game, it is simply an epic victory!
That's right, that's it!
Hojo Kyosuke expressed his strong appreciation for his brain and body. It is worthy of the invincible brain that he has honed after so many questions, and the perfect body that he has honed hundreds of millions of times. Compared with the conductor who condemned himself This is the real "family (kazoku)"!
Thinking of this, he exerted his left hand on Senior Shiyu's waist, but was surprised to find that there was another hand moving with him.
Ok? ? ?
Before he could react, he felt a plump and hot body squeezed into his chest again.
Although all his understanding of riding a motorcycle is on the shock wave, even though the shock wave in his arms is more violent and comfortable than ever before, his body fell down again uncontrollably fall.
???
Clover?What are you doing? ? ?
Is this a new trick of traveling through time?The moment I fell, my body would feel as if I had fallen asleep. Not only would I not feel the pain, but it would be like returning to my mother’s arms. When I opened my eyes, I would find myself a baby?Then Sanye wants to be her childhood sweetheart with herself since she was 0 years old?
No matter how wild Hojo Kyosuke was, he couldn't stop himself from falling down under the pressure of the two girls' tender bodies.
Why did Mitsuha Miyamizu do this?
Why did he first want Kyosuke to fall on him, and then pull himself into Kyosuke's arms to hug her?
This question, let alone Kasumigaoka Shiwa who has a small face full of surprises, can't think of an answer, even Hojo Kyosuke, who is about to become a meat pad, is pressing heavily on his chest with Shiwa-senpai's sensual buttocks, When the soft and smooth black dress clearly outlined the crotch and presented it in front of her eyes, she finally realized that Sanye...
uh-
The tough guy who was sitting on Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's body hummed, but at this second his eyes widened and he let out a muffled hum.
"Mitsuha Miyamizu, what on earth do you want to do?!"
Kasumigaoka put one hand on Hojo Kyosuke's eight-pack abs that looked like an ice cube box, sat sideways on Hojo Kyosuke's chest muscles, moved his butt twice, and moved down a little to make himself more comfortable, and then used The burgundy eyes stared angrily at Mitsuha Miyamizu on the opposite side.
As expected of a perfect wife candidate with excellent study, etiquette, and talent, even her posture is so graceful at this time.
The legs were leaning against the left side of Hojo Kyosuke's body, his plump buttocks were sitting on his pectoral muscles, and one hand was still on his abdominal muscles with some fear.Angry and at the same time, there is the soft beauty of Ruoliu Fufeng, which makes people want to hold her in their arms and love her dearly.
Opposite her, Mitsuha Miyamizu, who was wearing a white hoodie and gray jeans, was sitting in a much more casual posture. She spread her legs and sat on Hojo Kyosuke's lower abdomen in a duck sitting position.It was because of where she was sitting that someone couldn't help but groan.
Hearing this, Mitsuha Miyamizu, who was still thanking herself for finally saving Kasumigaoka Shiyu just now, immediately became angry again.
Yes, even Kyosuke Hojo, who is kind-hearted and kind-hearted, has figured this out, but, I can solve it, my happy life...
She kindly sacrificed Kyosuke to save this witch, not only did she not appreciate it, but also wanted to suffocate Kyosuke with her groin, and those dishonest hands kept stroking Kyosuke's abdominal muscles in front of her.
shameless!
The girl's small face puffed up angrily, kicked her little feet, leaned forward, grabbed Kasumigaoka's hand that was placed on Hojo Kyosuke's abdominal muscles, and threw it out.
Ok? ? ?
The surprise on Kasumigaoka Shiyu's face instantly turned into anger, and he looked at Mitsuha Miyamizu in disbelief.The wine-red eyes looked back and forth three times between his hand in the air and Sanye's face.
There is still the hard and comfortable feel of Kyosuke's abdominal muscles on the hand, and now the abdominal muscles are occupied by others? ?
what happened?She twisted her butt subconsciously, but found that she was still about to touch Kyosuke's chin, so she moved it forward quickly.
But this interruption also cleared her mind, her delicate willow eyebrows stood upright, and it seemed that the black flame from hell that Eirari and Kato Megumi explained once again ignited on her body.
The same scene reappeared, and Kasumigaoka Shiwa also reached out and grabbed Mitsuha Miyamizu's hand that was placed on Hojo Kyosuke's abdomen, and threw it out unceremoniously. Spreading out her palm, she began to feel the hardness and warmth of that abdominal muscle. Come to feel at ease.
Now the person who can't believe it has become Miss Miko, but her long sword practice is not in vain. Before the brain can react, the body has already reacted first.
The black-haired and red-eyed girl hadn't been complacent for two seconds before her hand was thrown out again.
The wine-red eyes widened, reaching out, grabbing, throwing, touching.
Mitsuha Miyamizu was not polite, she also reached out, grabbed, threw, touched.
……
During the fight between the two, their buttocks kept rolling on Hojo Kyosuke, which made someone painful and happy.
Yes, he did say that even lifting and falling fifty kilograms on his body is nothing more than a piece of cake.But now, his chin has sunk deep into the deep crotch of Shiyu-senpai, and he can only watch the two round and plump hemispheres constantly approaching his face.
As for the lower body, ahem... I hope that my physical phenomenon will not affect Sanye's performance, or maybe it can inject more power into her.
Mitsuha Miyamizu could naturally feel the movement under her buttocks, but she was too busy to pay attention to this big pervert whose head was full of white turbid fluid, and she was full of thoughts to teach this ignorant woman in front of her.
Reach out, grab, throw, touch.
Reach out, grab, throw, touch...
The two fought fiercely around Hojo Kyosuke's abdominal muscles. This process was repeated countless times. After all, Mitsuha Miyamizu's force value was even more outstanding. Before Kasumigaoka came to grab her hand, she directly A mid-air stop was made.
So the battlefield shifted from the abdominal muscles to the air, and the four little hands quickly grabbed each other two by two and started wrestling.
Sitting on Hojo Kyosuke, Miyamizu Mitsuha and Kasumigaoka Shiwa looked at each other, and they both saw the determination to kill each other in the other's eyes.So, mercilessly, the two began to spout trash talk angrily.
Compared with the previous logic, when every sentence was aimed at the other party's vitals, now both of them seem to be possessed by Ying Lili, and they only talk about "stealing cat", "shameless" and "Ouba" over and over again. Sang", "big ass", "nasty"...
Compared with the previous tense battle, the two of them seemed to be playing around at this moment.
Respect~world peace~~
Seeing that he has nothing to do with himself, Hojo Kyosuke even has the leisure to start thinking about the important role of having many children and grandchildren in world peace.
As I said before, intimate things should be done with close people.As long as they love each other, even kissing, which is boring and disgusting in the eyes of fools, can find joy in countless small details.
Now, Hojo Kyosuke found that the world felt by the hands is completely different from the world felt by the pectoral muscles, lower abdomen and even lower.
In order to make this duel more fair, he even wanted to extend his hand to help Shiyu-senpai fix her butt, so that she could enjoy the fun of fighting without distraction.However, considering that if Sanye sees it, he may have a real risk of amnesia, so he can only give up.
With his hands and feet stretched against the carpet, with a peaceful and calm smile on his face, Hojo Kyosuke felt that he could start to sleep.
Spring is so good, it's so good to receive an award...
But suddenly he realized that there was more movement coming from his body, and he quickly opened his eyes.
Shiwa-senpai deserves to be the strongman who has continuously suppressed Eirari and Yukinoshita. Seeing that she was no match for Mitsuha Miyamizu, she immediately changed her strategy.Freeing his right hand, he grabbed Mitsuha Miyamizu's clothes without any hesitation.
This is the girl's deliberate thinking about why she has to be naked in various fighting competitions. On the one hand, it is to show the beauty of the muscles and use sweat to reduce injuries for the players. On the other hand, it is to avoid all kinds of accidents caused by clothes.
Just like now, that guy Sanye was caught by the collar by himself, and he was instantly at a loss.
And if she wants to fight back in the same way, she can't do it, because the skirt she is wearing is very close-fitting, let alone grabbing her neckline, she will slip if she stretches out her hand!
At this moment, the girl is very fortunate that she didn't choose a style that can more perfectly show the most perfect part of her body. If that groove is exposed, wouldn't it be a weakness to the opponent?
After being grabbed by the neckline of the sweater, Mitsuha Miyamizu was indeed stunned.
When had this Goddess who had been admired by everyone since she was a child seen such a rogue move?Even those tricky opponents in the kendo are just trying their best to exhaust their physical strength, trying to drag the match into a draw.
Grandma never beat me like that! !
The moment this thought appeared in her mind, the girl reached out her hand out of anger.
Indeed, just as Kasumigaoka Shiyu thought, Miyamizu Mitsuha's hand slipped under her collarbone, but before she was happy, she found that Mitsuha's little hand slipped down her skirt to her chest, Then grab it hard.
"Um~ah~"
With a soft snort, Miss Miko's face showed a proud expression of revenge. Although her fair face was already flushed, she still squeezed her right hand vigorously without any hesitation.Or, the witch with black hair and red eyes was completely occupied by a thought:
"Kyosuke has never been so strong before! 』
A cold light flashed in her wine-red eyes, she knew that she couldn't compete with Mitsuha Miyamizu for her chest, that was putting the battlefield on herself, and no matter what happened, she would be the one who was injured.
It is the kingly way to attack the enemy and save it!
The other hand also broke free, and both hands precisely grasped the retractable rope on the hat of Miyamizu Sanye's sweater, and helped the other party put on the hat by the way, and then pulled hard, the edge of the hat immediately shrank like a sea anemone, Shut Miss Miko into a dark world.
Ok? ? ?
Mitsuha Miyamizu was startled when the eyes suddenly became pitch black, and then she had the same thought as Kasumigaoka Shiwa in her heart.
Just like what Kyousuke did when he was a child, no matter what the other party does, just grab a person desperately and fight!
I have grasped the weakness of Xia Zhiqiu in my hand, even if I fall into darkness, it doesn't matter!
Thinking of this, Mitsuha Miyamizu stretched out her other hand without hesitation, and grabbed it fiercely.
Xiazhiqiu Shiyu only felt a pain in his chest, tears welled up in his eyes, and then pinched the two ends of thread together with his left hand, and hit Miyamizu Mitsuha's head and body indiscriminately with his free right hand.
……
……
……
???
no it's not...
Isn't it world peace?
Wouldn't it be nice to have a fun clapping game like just now?Why did it suddenly become like this?
Hojo Kyosuke turned his head, and tried his best to bypass Shiba-senpai's buttocks and look at the battlefield on his body.
This world peace lover was a little dumbfounded for a while.
But the escalating battle situation couldn't help him to continue watching. He stretched out his hand and pushed Shiba-senpai's butt forward, tried to straighten his upper body a little, and stretched out his hand.
The right hand carefully rescued Shiba-senpai's chest from Sanye's hands, and the left hand covered Sanye's head to help her block most of the attacks.
"almost……"
Opening his mouth, he was ready to show the majesty of the head of the family.
Really, harmony, harmony, how many times have I said less harmony!
After this, how can everyone be a happy family.
But with his joining, Mitsuha Miyamizu felt Kyousuke's love for Kasumigaoka, Kasumigaoka felt Kyousuke's protection for Mitsuha Miyamizu, both of them were furious at the same time, thinking that they must kill each other today!As a result, the fighting situation intensified.
Just as Hojo Kyosuke was about to speak, an unexpected situation happened again!
The door of the dressing room was suddenly pushed open without warning.
Even after Shiba-senpai and Mitsuha opened the door twice, Hojo Kyosuke still had to admit that opening the door this time was the fastest he had ever seen.
No, didn't your mother teach you to knock before opening the door?And push the door slowly, if there is a child without a mother hiding behind, wouldn’t it be contributing to the world?
Before, Kyosuke Hojo could hide behind the curtain with Shiba-senpai in his arms, but now, with more than 200 catties on his body, he was really powerless.
And because the man pushed the door open so fast, he didn't even have time to remind him, he could only watch the door being pushed open and the shiny round-toed leather shoes stepping into the dressing room.
huh~~
I was startled, it turned out to be Ying Lili, I thought it was who it was.
so far so good……
No, wait!etc!
English pear? !
Hojo Kyosuke widened his eyes, and looked at the blond lady at the door who also widened his eyes.
The pair of scanning eyes scanned from bottom to top:
The black round-toed leather shoes and the calf wrapped in white stockings are as graceful as ever.With a bit of punk style, the blue dress is decorated with yellow copper buttons. The skirt is opened like a lotus leaf, covering half of the thighs.On the top is a slender waist that can be held with one hand, Xiaohe's graceful curves and sharp corners, and...
Full of shock, the distorted little face looked like seeing a dinosaur diarrhea.
My name is Sawamura Spencer Eriri, I am 17 years old, and I am a perfect girl with [-] points in terms of figure, appearance and talent.The reason why there are only [-] points is not because my limit is only [-] points, but because there are only so many full marks.In fact, as long as people who know me feel that [-]% is no longer enough to describe my perfection.
Today is my partner, cohabitant and subordinate (he is my loyal chore, although he is stupid, but I don’t dislike him) and assistant of washing pens and... Although he has many titles, he is actually just an insignificant person. Just a little better than strangers of the opposite sex.
Although there is only one opposite sex who has a good relationship with me besides my family, it does not explain his particularity at all.
In short, there is such an ordinary person who is going to win a so-so award today.He didn't invite me to go with him, but I didn't mind at all, just changed his remark to "wet garbage where mice crawled", but this remark was quickly deleted by me, not because I thought it was rude to him, It's me who hates mice.
Or the remark of "clumsy chores that only add to the chaos" is more suitable for him. After all, I will go to our common animation studio "carbonic acid" with him tomorrow, which also helps me remember this.But even without this note, I won't forget it, who would forget such an important thing!
Anyway, he didn't invite me to be there to witness his moment of honor, but I don't care a bit!It's not because the manga I made with him has won many, many awards, it's just that I don't care, not at all!
Not angry either! !
Kasumigaoka Shiyu didn't know what kind of trick she was playing, but she actually invited all her relatives and friends from chores to Tokyo to attend his awards ceremony.
Really, really, really! !
What shocked me was not why she came up with such a wonderful idea, but how that witch dared to talk to Kyosuke's mother!Wouldn't she turn into a robot with tingling hands and feet when she heard Aunt Mijiko speak? !
Cough cough, in short, in order not to embarrass Aunt Mei Jizi, I reluctantly came with everyone. Witnessing someone's honor moment together is not pleasant at all.
Although he was wearing a suit and standing on the ceremony stage, when he was illuminated by the spotlight, his whole body seemed to be shining, and he was more handsome than the male lead created based on him in his book; although he said it into the microphone Those words moved me so much that I wanted to cry; although he...
However, he was flirting with that enchantress, Kasumi Hill Shiyu, on the ceremony stage!And cuddling with that MC who doesn't know what it's called, who looks like a spider spirit, come, hug, go!
This is an awards ceremony, what is he thinking!Such an important moment!Can't you be more serious!
No, when the next time the love story he wrote for me wins an award, in addition to bringing all the family, friends and pets as the audience.Whether it's the master of ceremonies, the spokesperson, the award presenter, the person taking the photo... everything must be done by myself!
If you don’t agree, then you won’t be able to participate in their awards ceremony, and let your parents create a “Ying Lili thinks the best work award”!
Just when I was thinking about what I need to do to accomplish this goal, the bomb in my arms, no, Kaseko in my arms suddenly twisted and stretched out his fingers to the right of the venue.
What, is Kashiko trying to find Sakura?
Ah, not only Aunt Mikiko, but Kaseko was also captured by that guy?
Damn, I'm so unwilling.
"Shiyu, Shiyu, where are you going?"
Ah, the soft childish voice is so cute, Kashiko will be stunned when I go back and let Nijiang imitate it.
I thought happily, but then my clever brain captured important information.
Xiazhiqiu Shiyu?Where is that witch going! ?
I followed Kashiko's hand and looked over, just in time to see the back of the witch walking out of the venue.
Something was wrong, she worked hard to invite Kyosuke's family members to Tokyo, and she would never let go of such a good opportunity to get closer!
As witty as I am, I made this judgment in an instant.
Well done Kashiko, what a cute little angel!Just like when I was a kid!Of course, I'm just as cute now!Aunt Mikiko said it!
I stretched out my hand to hand over Kaseko to Auntie Mikiko.
Why do you want to do this?Of course it's to follow Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu, no matter what she wants to do, just destroy it all!
Although Auntie Mikiko didn't know what I was going to do, she still held out her hand with a smile.
Ah, don't, little angel, let go, I'm going to do something big!
Woohoo~~ Babies are just not cute, and they are not at all controllable.Can you be as reliable as before? Help my sister defeat Xiazhiqiu Shiyu, that demon girl. When I get home, I will ask Kyosuke to make General Bubble into braised fish for you, okay?
I tried my best, almost sending Momotaro into the stew, Kaseko finally let go.
I will come as I go!
After saying goodbye to Aunt Mikiko, I hurried towards the entrance of the venue.
"Hey? Yinglili, are you going to see Kyousuke too?"
On the way, I met Sakura Liang, who was going to find Aunt Mikiko.But what does "also" mean?
oh!I know, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu, that enchantress, will do tricks all day long!
Nodding indiscriminately, I continued walking forward.
hateful!Why don't these people leave after the awards ceremony, do they want to wait for dinner?Get out of my way, bastard!
Relying on my unique temperament, I walked out of the crowded venue smoothly.
hateful!Why is there so many corridors and side roads in this place?Where did Xiazhiqiu Shiyu go?
Fortunately, there is a staff member in the corridor. I originally asked the person "Where is that woman whose breasts are shaking left and right when she walks?", but after thinking about it, I thought it seemed that my breasts were small, so I changed it to " A beautiful woman in a black dress".
Before I finished speaking, the staff member showed me the way.
hateful!hateful!hateful!
Although I got the answer, the anger in my heart has not diminished at all.
The staff gave the answer without even recalling the process. Obviously, Kasumigaoka Shiyu's beauty left him too deep.
Although she doesn't want to admit it, when it comes to seducing men, that woman is really the best expert in the world.Even if she doesn't say a word, when she smiles, others will think that her smile is like a flower, and when she is cold, people will think that she sees the flower of Gaoling...
With this growing anger, I asked all the way and walked all the way.
Damn it, why do we have to design so many fork roads!What exactly do you want to do at the Meiji Memorial Hall? Do you plan to transform it into a maze when there are no customers?
Finally, I came to a corridor with no forks.The staff member just told me that Kyosuke is at the end of the walk.
That's right, I didn't ask about the whereabouts of that woman, Kasumigaoka Shiwa, to avoid putting too much pressure on my heart, but I chose to ask others about the whereabouts of that idiot.If an ordinary person asks, the staff will not answer. After all, there are crazy groupies and they are very dangerous.
Like a signing event or this kind of award ceremony, they may quietly follow behind the idol, and when the other party is alone, they will pounce on them like a ferocious tiger, and do all kinds of indescribable things to Kyosuke, no, to the idol. things.
Too dangerous!Find that idiot as soon as possible!Kasumigaoka Shiwa is a very dangerous guy!
In short, with the aid of my unparalleled resourcefulness, I have successfully embarked on this last road.
But why is there still an uncle with a distraught face standing in the corridor?
Oh, I understand, he must be one of the winners. The Motoya Grand Prize was taken away by Kyosuke. This uncle is already very strong without crying.Like the man in the dark red suit in the venue, let alone come here, he couldn't even sit still. If there were no people supporting him on the left and right, he might have slipped and fell to the ground.
I cast a sympathetic but complacent look at the dejected uncle leaning against the wall. Of course, the complacency is what I think in my heart. I have taken strict etiquette courses, and the teachers are all grandmas invited from my father's hometown.Absolutely not like the woman in Xiazhiqiu Shiyu, who showed no complacency at all.
Even, I was afraid that my uncle would be embarrassed if I stayed here too much, so I quickly quickened my pace and trotted towards the dressing room.
Then, let me see what this woman Kasumigaoka Shiyu is going to do!
No matter what you do, I will definitely stop you, yes, yes...
Um? ? ? ?
Clover?Fool?Xiazhiqiu Shiyu? ? ?
What are you three doing! ! !
The scene in front of me made a black halo appear in front of my eyes, and even the illusory birdsong appeared in my ears.
That philanderer, a cold-blooded animal, a hard-hearted fool, a heartless mystery novelist, a perverted playboy with a head full of white turbid fluid... half lying down on the ground.
The previous titles of partner, cohabitant, subordinate and... represent his identity, but now this string of excerpts from the dirty word dictionary is a summary of his bad character.
And what he's doing now perfectly fits everything I know about him.
It was just such a person, half lying on the ground.
Xiazhiqiu Shiyu sat on his upper body, and Miyamizu Mitsuha sat on his lower body (although Mitsuha's head was covered by a hat, I still recognized her from the scolding voice. It's really untechnical cursing Ah, nothing compared to my own swear word dictionary).
Then his right hand and Mitsuha, no, together with Mitsuha Miyamizu grabbed Kasumigaoka Shiwa's chest, and his left hand covered Mitsuha Miyamizu's head.
What the hell did I see?Could it be that I was hallucinating because the blood rushed into my brain because I ran too fast just now?
I blinked and blinked again.
It's over, nothing has changed, that idiot Red Deer is still looking at him, and the two women are still fighting.
It's over, my eyes, my blue eyes that are as pure as the sky and as deep as the sea...
Why did Mitsuha Miyamizu do this?
What kind of trouble is Xiazhiqiu Shiyu going to make?
Doesn't Hojo Kyosuke plan to live a good life?
Countless questions filled the girl's head like a mess.
Hojo Kyosuke smiled awkwardly, seeing Eiriri's eyes that were usually as pure and beautiful as sapphires, he was first surprised, then unbelievable, and finally disgusted...
Before he could speak, and before the two people in the battle could react, Ying Lili turned around, pushed the door hard with both hands, and slammed the door shut.
All the battles and voices in the locker room were sealed in this space.
Well, as expected of the young lady of the Spencer family, she is very knowledgeable. Aunt Sayuri has raised a good daughter.
Hojo Kyosuke is willing to give [-] points for Eriri's response!This is "family (kazoku)"!If there is anything, everyone should talk slowly behind closed doors.
Although it's like art to say that someone with a nice voice is swearing, but that's when you don't do it.
The excellent voices of the two girls did make cursing sound like singing, but at this moment, it made Ying Lili's face more and more difficult to look.
Amidst the roar, the sound of closing the door was particularly obvious.
Miyamizu Mitsuha, who had lost her light, was more sensitive to sound, and her hands that were constantly kneading immediately froze and stopped.
Xiazhiqiu Shiyu had already seen the blond figure standing at the door.
The golden double ponytails on the platycodon-colored dress, like the sun and the blue sky, are more dazzling than ever, worthy of the evaluation of crafts.
That little face that was usually stupid is surprisingly serious now, just like my mother's expression when I skipped school for the first time and went to sleep at home.
Xiazhiqiu Shiyu smiled stiffly. It's a pity that the idiot at the door didn't smile at her like his mother, but was still very serious, as if he was looking at a heinous arsonist.
Seeing the surprisingly similar awkward smiles on the faces of the man and the woman, Ying Lili curled her lips inwardly, but her face remained serious.
"Aren't you going to let go of your hands?"
The usually lovely voice of a lovely wife is actually full of majesty at this moment.
Although the changes were great, Mitsuha Miyamizu could still tell who the newcomer was.
Ah~~Help, why did it become like this.The girl groaned in pain.
The three people and the six hands all shrank back as if they suddenly realized what they were doing.
"Hehe—" awkwardly laughing X3
Kasumigaoka Shiyu retracted her hands, straightening the messy skirt in front of her chest.
Mitsuha Miyamizu retracted her hand, first put the hat back to its original shape, and then pretended to tidy up the ponytail that didn't need to be tidied at all.
Never wear a hoodie again! ! !
Miss Miko thought viciously in her heart.
As for Hojo Kyosuke, he still raised his upper body, with both hands on the ground, providing a stable space for the two above.
(End of this chapter)
The guy in Itomori Town spends 10 minutes arranging his hair every day before going out. He walks at equal intervals, leans his neck no more than ten degrees forward, and speaks no louder than fifty decibels. The long-awaited Miss Miyamizu of the thousand-year-old clan, Mitsuha Miyamizu, the mistress of the gods, has been buried forever in Itomori's crater.
Here, in Tokyo, Minato, the Meiji Memorial Hall, and the groom's changing room, there is one and only one ordinary girl named Mitsuha Miyamizu.Although she is skilled in swordsmanship, her grandparents' family has thousands of acres of fertile land in Nara, and her father is a senior bureaucrat in the fire department, but at this moment, she is just an ordinary girl who is fighting for the man she loves!
Xiazhiqiu Shiyu spared your life because of past affection, don't you know what is good or bad? !
And Jing Jie, the bastard, actually had time to take care of other things when he was kissing him. Although he said he was protecting himself, why didn't he let the witch fall down afterwards!
If she doesn't rush up and try to hit me, will she fall?Since what he did was not a righteous act, shouldn't it be natural to suffer retribution!
Thinking of this, Mitsuha Miyamizu completely forgot that she was still kissing someone, her heart became ruthless, she gritted her silver teeth, stretched out her left foot and stepped on the back of Hojo Kyosuke's right foot, and leaned her upper body hard into his arms , using the throwing technique in kendo jujitsu.
Aren't you going to steal Kyousuke from me?crush you!
Miss Miko is no longer the little girl who is submissive and dare not resist when others say bad things about her.If time goes back, facing those yin and yang weird guys, she will also swing the knife without hesitation.
Not to mention now, she steals food first, and dares to bother herself and Jingjie!
Mitsuha Miyamizu knew that Kasumigaoka Shiu would not be crushed, because with Kyosuke's ability, she would definitely react, but even if it was just to scare that guy half to death, it was worth it!
That's what she said, but she was surprised to find that Kyosuke was pushed down by herself so smoothly?
No, although I always knew that you would always act like a sports idiot when facing cute girls, but this is not the time!
Sanye liked the "delicate body and soft body" of someone in the past when she was with her, but now is not the time to play with that kind of love between husband and wife!
Hojo Kyosuke is 1.8 meters tall. Although he is not the kind of explosive muscle, he weighs at least [-] kilograms. If he falls down, the two water bags on Kasumigaoka Shiwa's chest will be crushed.
The girl who gritted her teeth cruelly just now suddenly panicked again.What she didn't know was that there was a reason why someone would lose their balance for a split second.
Before, Hojo Kyosuke thought that Mitsuha's small teeth that occasionally seemed to be out of control were quite interesting, but that was only limited to the other party's careful, gentle bite.Once the girl in his arms "grits his teeth cruelly", the fine silver teeth will easily bite his untrained tongue to bleed.
This level of stimulation and comfort should not appear when kissing!At this time, I couldn't help gritting my teeth. If I really sent her to heaven, wouldn't I have to bite off a piece of flesh from my shoulder?The annual resurrection gift package is too extravagant to be used in this kind of place!
Or is it that Sanye already knows where his confidence in facing the hatchet comes from, so he plans to cut off his retreat in advance?No, no, Sanye is so kind and simple!
In short, with one arm around Mitsuha's waist enjoying the pleasure of kissing, and the other hand to save Shiba-senpai who is about to fall, the attention has been divided into several parts.
When the body instinctively sensed the danger, and suddenly retracted the tongue that was so attached to the moist and warm mouth, he found that his body had lost its balance, and he was still defeated by the technique he taught Sanye.
Wrestling skills, skills that are not allowed in modern kendo, can only appear in Guliu kendo, Jingshiliu kendo, and their related competitions.Once there is a big gap between the strength of the sword between one's own side and the opponent's, and one has more confidence in one's physical fitness.Without hesitation, he decisively stretched out his sinful left foot and pulled the opponent into the ground battle.
From a one-shot kendo confrontation to a sweaty ground fight, although the scene will lose its ornamental value in an instant and become extremely ugly and disrespectful, as long as you can win.
On one side was Mitsuha Miyamizu, who leaned on her upper body to help her fall, and on the other was Kasumigaoka Shiwa, whose heel was broken and leaning on her own hand to barely maintain her balance.
Hojo Kyosuke tried to use the same tricks to use himself as a human cushion, but he couldn't do it.
When he fell backwards on his back, a thought popped into his mind.
Is this the god's reward for the good deeds I have done throughout my life, Kyosuke Hojo?
After all, falling backwards, the back of the head hit the ground, fainting is also normal, since fainting, amnesia is also a matter of course, right?Now that he lost his memory, what that scumbag did before has nothing to do with his brand new Hojo Kyosuke, right?
It was the fault of the previous Kyosuke Hojo that he would form bonds with so many girls. Now he can only help him clean up the mess with his conscience. There is no longer any reason to accuse me of being playful!
Oops, am I supposed to be a genius?
The "handless devil" who used to want to beat people to amnesia with a crystal fruit plate at every turn, is now starting to expect that he can also lose his memory.Although what you want is false amnesia.
Thinking of this, the serious expression on someone's face suddenly softened, and the corners of his mouth curled up subtly, as if he had thought of the scene after "amnesia".
I leaned on the hospital bed with a dazed face, surrounded by beautiful girls, their faces were full of worries, and they were all shouting: "Kyosuke, have you forgotten? I am your wife! "
No, no, if that time really comes, they will definitely fight again!Maybe because they are in the hospital, Sanye and the others will act more recklessly.
No, no, that would be an epic disaster!
The rippling smile on Hojo Kyosuke's face subsided in an instant, and his invincible brain quickly began to discuss countermeasures with his well-trained body, and quickly reached an agreement.
The first is to step back with his left foot and push hard on the ground. Even if he can't adjust his right foot for a while, even if he only has his right foot, it is enough for him to regain his balance.Holding Mitsuha's waist with his right hand, he pushed her forward a little with skill.Holding Shiba-senpai's waist with his left hand, he hugged her whole body, and finally regained his balance using the two as a fulcrum.
Hugging Shiba-senpai on the left and Mitsuha on the right, he lowered his head and kissed them on the forehead, and then said "stop making trouble" in a gentle but serious voice.
Conquer them all with his strong and strong masculinity, maybe the three of them will be able to play together in the next kiss game, it is simply an epic victory!
That's right, that's it!
Hojo Kyosuke expressed his strong appreciation for his brain and body. It is worthy of the invincible brain that he has honed after so many questions, and the perfect body that he has honed hundreds of millions of times. Compared with the conductor who condemned himself This is the real "family (kazoku)"!
Thinking of this, he exerted his left hand on Senior Shiyu's waist, but was surprised to find that there was another hand moving with him.
Ok? ? ?
Before he could react, he felt a plump and hot body squeezed into his chest again.
Although all his understanding of riding a motorcycle is on the shock wave, even though the shock wave in his arms is more violent and comfortable than ever before, his body fell down again uncontrollably fall.
???
Clover?What are you doing? ? ?
Is this a new trick of traveling through time?The moment I fell, my body would feel as if I had fallen asleep. Not only would I not feel the pain, but it would be like returning to my mother’s arms. When I opened my eyes, I would find myself a baby?Then Sanye wants to be her childhood sweetheart with herself since she was 0 years old?
No matter how wild Hojo Kyosuke was, he couldn't stop himself from falling down under the pressure of the two girls' tender bodies.
Why did Mitsuha Miyamizu do this?
Why did he first want Kyosuke to fall on him, and then pull himself into Kyosuke's arms to hug her?
This question, let alone Kasumigaoka Shiwa who has a small face full of surprises, can't think of an answer, even Hojo Kyosuke, who is about to become a meat pad, is pressing heavily on his chest with Shiwa-senpai's sensual buttocks, When the soft and smooth black dress clearly outlined the crotch and presented it in front of her eyes, she finally realized that Sanye...
uh-
The tough guy who was sitting on Xiazhiqiu Shiyu's body hummed, but at this second his eyes widened and he let out a muffled hum.
"Mitsuha Miyamizu, what on earth do you want to do?!"
Kasumigaoka put one hand on Hojo Kyosuke's eight-pack abs that looked like an ice cube box, sat sideways on Hojo Kyosuke's chest muscles, moved his butt twice, and moved down a little to make himself more comfortable, and then used The burgundy eyes stared angrily at Mitsuha Miyamizu on the opposite side.
As expected of a perfect wife candidate with excellent study, etiquette, and talent, even her posture is so graceful at this time.
The legs were leaning against the left side of Hojo Kyosuke's body, his plump buttocks were sitting on his pectoral muscles, and one hand was still on his abdominal muscles with some fear.Angry and at the same time, there is the soft beauty of Ruoliu Fufeng, which makes people want to hold her in their arms and love her dearly.
Opposite her, Mitsuha Miyamizu, who was wearing a white hoodie and gray jeans, was sitting in a much more casual posture. She spread her legs and sat on Hojo Kyosuke's lower abdomen in a duck sitting position.It was because of where she was sitting that someone couldn't help but groan.
Hearing this, Mitsuha Miyamizu, who was still thanking herself for finally saving Kasumigaoka Shiyu just now, immediately became angry again.
Yes, even Kyosuke Hojo, who is kind-hearted and kind-hearted, has figured this out, but, I can solve it, my happy life...
She kindly sacrificed Kyosuke to save this witch, not only did she not appreciate it, but also wanted to suffocate Kyosuke with her groin, and those dishonest hands kept stroking Kyosuke's abdominal muscles in front of her.
shameless!
The girl's small face puffed up angrily, kicked her little feet, leaned forward, grabbed Kasumigaoka's hand that was placed on Hojo Kyosuke's abdominal muscles, and threw it out.
Ok? ? ?
The surprise on Kasumigaoka Shiyu's face instantly turned into anger, and he looked at Mitsuha Miyamizu in disbelief.The wine-red eyes looked back and forth three times between his hand in the air and Sanye's face.
There is still the hard and comfortable feel of Kyosuke's abdominal muscles on the hand, and now the abdominal muscles are occupied by others? ?
what happened?She twisted her butt subconsciously, but found that she was still about to touch Kyosuke's chin, so she moved it forward quickly.
But this interruption also cleared her mind, her delicate willow eyebrows stood upright, and it seemed that the black flame from hell that Eirari and Kato Megumi explained once again ignited on her body.
The same scene reappeared, and Kasumigaoka Shiwa also reached out and grabbed Mitsuha Miyamizu's hand that was placed on Hojo Kyosuke's abdomen, and threw it out unceremoniously. Spreading out her palm, she began to feel the hardness and warmth of that abdominal muscle. Come to feel at ease.
Now the person who can't believe it has become Miss Miko, but her long sword practice is not in vain. Before the brain can react, the body has already reacted first.
The black-haired and red-eyed girl hadn't been complacent for two seconds before her hand was thrown out again.
The wine-red eyes widened, reaching out, grabbing, throwing, touching.
Mitsuha Miyamizu was not polite, she also reached out, grabbed, threw, touched.
……
During the fight between the two, their buttocks kept rolling on Hojo Kyosuke, which made someone painful and happy.
Yes, he did say that even lifting and falling fifty kilograms on his body is nothing more than a piece of cake.But now, his chin has sunk deep into the deep crotch of Shiyu-senpai, and he can only watch the two round and plump hemispheres constantly approaching his face.
As for the lower body, ahem... I hope that my physical phenomenon will not affect Sanye's performance, or maybe it can inject more power into her.
Mitsuha Miyamizu could naturally feel the movement under her buttocks, but she was too busy to pay attention to this big pervert whose head was full of white turbid fluid, and she was full of thoughts to teach this ignorant woman in front of her.
Reach out, grab, throw, touch.
Reach out, grab, throw, touch...
The two fought fiercely around Hojo Kyosuke's abdominal muscles. This process was repeated countless times. After all, Mitsuha Miyamizu's force value was even more outstanding. Before Kasumigaoka came to grab her hand, she directly A mid-air stop was made.
So the battlefield shifted from the abdominal muscles to the air, and the four little hands quickly grabbed each other two by two and started wrestling.
Sitting on Hojo Kyosuke, Miyamizu Mitsuha and Kasumigaoka Shiwa looked at each other, and they both saw the determination to kill each other in the other's eyes.So, mercilessly, the two began to spout trash talk angrily.
Compared with the previous logic, when every sentence was aimed at the other party's vitals, now both of them seem to be possessed by Ying Lili, and they only talk about "stealing cat", "shameless" and "Ouba" over and over again. Sang", "big ass", "nasty"...
Compared with the previous tense battle, the two of them seemed to be playing around at this moment.
Respect~world peace~~
Seeing that he has nothing to do with himself, Hojo Kyosuke even has the leisure to start thinking about the important role of having many children and grandchildren in world peace.
As I said before, intimate things should be done with close people.As long as they love each other, even kissing, which is boring and disgusting in the eyes of fools, can find joy in countless small details.
Now, Hojo Kyosuke found that the world felt by the hands is completely different from the world felt by the pectoral muscles, lower abdomen and even lower.
In order to make this duel more fair, he even wanted to extend his hand to help Shiyu-senpai fix her butt, so that she could enjoy the fun of fighting without distraction.However, considering that if Sanye sees it, he may have a real risk of amnesia, so he can only give up.
With his hands and feet stretched against the carpet, with a peaceful and calm smile on his face, Hojo Kyosuke felt that he could start to sleep.
Spring is so good, it's so good to receive an award...
But suddenly he realized that there was more movement coming from his body, and he quickly opened his eyes.
Shiwa-senpai deserves to be the strongman who has continuously suppressed Eirari and Yukinoshita. Seeing that she was no match for Mitsuha Miyamizu, she immediately changed her strategy.Freeing his right hand, he grabbed Mitsuha Miyamizu's clothes without any hesitation.
This is the girl's deliberate thinking about why she has to be naked in various fighting competitions. On the one hand, it is to show the beauty of the muscles and use sweat to reduce injuries for the players. On the other hand, it is to avoid all kinds of accidents caused by clothes.
Just like now, that guy Sanye was caught by the collar by himself, and he was instantly at a loss.
And if she wants to fight back in the same way, she can't do it, because the skirt she is wearing is very close-fitting, let alone grabbing her neckline, she will slip if she stretches out her hand!
At this moment, the girl is very fortunate that she didn't choose a style that can more perfectly show the most perfect part of her body. If that groove is exposed, wouldn't it be a weakness to the opponent?
After being grabbed by the neckline of the sweater, Mitsuha Miyamizu was indeed stunned.
When had this Goddess who had been admired by everyone since she was a child seen such a rogue move?Even those tricky opponents in the kendo are just trying their best to exhaust their physical strength, trying to drag the match into a draw.
Grandma never beat me like that! !
The moment this thought appeared in her mind, the girl reached out her hand out of anger.
Indeed, just as Kasumigaoka Shiyu thought, Miyamizu Mitsuha's hand slipped under her collarbone, but before she was happy, she found that Mitsuha's little hand slipped down her skirt to her chest, Then grab it hard.
"Um~ah~"
With a soft snort, Miss Miko's face showed a proud expression of revenge. Although her fair face was already flushed, she still squeezed her right hand vigorously without any hesitation.Or, the witch with black hair and red eyes was completely occupied by a thought:
"Kyosuke has never been so strong before! 』
A cold light flashed in her wine-red eyes, she knew that she couldn't compete with Mitsuha Miyamizu for her chest, that was putting the battlefield on herself, and no matter what happened, she would be the one who was injured.
It is the kingly way to attack the enemy and save it!
The other hand also broke free, and both hands precisely grasped the retractable rope on the hat of Miyamizu Sanye's sweater, and helped the other party put on the hat by the way, and then pulled hard, the edge of the hat immediately shrank like a sea anemone, Shut Miss Miko into a dark world.
Ok? ? ?
Mitsuha Miyamizu was startled when the eyes suddenly became pitch black, and then she had the same thought as Kasumigaoka Shiwa in her heart.
Just like what Kyousuke did when he was a child, no matter what the other party does, just grab a person desperately and fight!
I have grasped the weakness of Xia Zhiqiu in my hand, even if I fall into darkness, it doesn't matter!
Thinking of this, Mitsuha Miyamizu stretched out her other hand without hesitation, and grabbed it fiercely.
Xiazhiqiu Shiyu only felt a pain in his chest, tears welled up in his eyes, and then pinched the two ends of thread together with his left hand, and hit Miyamizu Mitsuha's head and body indiscriminately with his free right hand.
……
……
……
???
no it's not...
Isn't it world peace?
Wouldn't it be nice to have a fun clapping game like just now?Why did it suddenly become like this?
Hojo Kyosuke turned his head, and tried his best to bypass Shiba-senpai's buttocks and look at the battlefield on his body.
This world peace lover was a little dumbfounded for a while.
But the escalating battle situation couldn't help him to continue watching. He stretched out his hand and pushed Shiba-senpai's butt forward, tried to straighten his upper body a little, and stretched out his hand.
The right hand carefully rescued Shiba-senpai's chest from Sanye's hands, and the left hand covered Sanye's head to help her block most of the attacks.
"almost……"
Opening his mouth, he was ready to show the majesty of the head of the family.
Really, harmony, harmony, how many times have I said less harmony!
After this, how can everyone be a happy family.
But with his joining, Mitsuha Miyamizu felt Kyousuke's love for Kasumigaoka, Kasumigaoka felt Kyousuke's protection for Mitsuha Miyamizu, both of them were furious at the same time, thinking that they must kill each other today!As a result, the fighting situation intensified.
Just as Hojo Kyosuke was about to speak, an unexpected situation happened again!
The door of the dressing room was suddenly pushed open without warning.
Even after Shiba-senpai and Mitsuha opened the door twice, Hojo Kyosuke still had to admit that opening the door this time was the fastest he had ever seen.
No, didn't your mother teach you to knock before opening the door?And push the door slowly, if there is a child without a mother hiding behind, wouldn’t it be contributing to the world?
Before, Kyosuke Hojo could hide behind the curtain with Shiba-senpai in his arms, but now, with more than 200 catties on his body, he was really powerless.
And because the man pushed the door open so fast, he didn't even have time to remind him, he could only watch the door being pushed open and the shiny round-toed leather shoes stepping into the dressing room.
huh~~
I was startled, it turned out to be Ying Lili, I thought it was who it was.
so far so good……
No, wait!etc!
English pear? !
Hojo Kyosuke widened his eyes, and looked at the blond lady at the door who also widened his eyes.
The pair of scanning eyes scanned from bottom to top:
The black round-toed leather shoes and the calf wrapped in white stockings are as graceful as ever.With a bit of punk style, the blue dress is decorated with yellow copper buttons. The skirt is opened like a lotus leaf, covering half of the thighs.On the top is a slender waist that can be held with one hand, Xiaohe's graceful curves and sharp corners, and...
Full of shock, the distorted little face looked like seeing a dinosaur diarrhea.
My name is Sawamura Spencer Eriri, I am 17 years old, and I am a perfect girl with [-] points in terms of figure, appearance and talent.The reason why there are only [-] points is not because my limit is only [-] points, but because there are only so many full marks.In fact, as long as people who know me feel that [-]% is no longer enough to describe my perfection.
Today is my partner, cohabitant and subordinate (he is my loyal chore, although he is stupid, but I don’t dislike him) and assistant of washing pens and... Although he has many titles, he is actually just an insignificant person. Just a little better than strangers of the opposite sex.
Although there is only one opposite sex who has a good relationship with me besides my family, it does not explain his particularity at all.
In short, there is such an ordinary person who is going to win a so-so award today.He didn't invite me to go with him, but I didn't mind at all, just changed his remark to "wet garbage where mice crawled", but this remark was quickly deleted by me, not because I thought it was rude to him, It's me who hates mice.
Or the remark of "clumsy chores that only add to the chaos" is more suitable for him. After all, I will go to our common animation studio "carbonic acid" with him tomorrow, which also helps me remember this.But even without this note, I won't forget it, who would forget such an important thing!
Anyway, he didn't invite me to be there to witness his moment of honor, but I don't care a bit!It's not because the manga I made with him has won many, many awards, it's just that I don't care, not at all!
Not angry either! !
Kasumigaoka Shiyu didn't know what kind of trick she was playing, but she actually invited all her relatives and friends from chores to Tokyo to attend his awards ceremony.
Really, really, really! !
What shocked me was not why she came up with such a wonderful idea, but how that witch dared to talk to Kyosuke's mother!Wouldn't she turn into a robot with tingling hands and feet when she heard Aunt Mijiko speak? !
Cough cough, in short, in order not to embarrass Aunt Mei Jizi, I reluctantly came with everyone. Witnessing someone's honor moment together is not pleasant at all.
Although he was wearing a suit and standing on the ceremony stage, when he was illuminated by the spotlight, his whole body seemed to be shining, and he was more handsome than the male lead created based on him in his book; although he said it into the microphone Those words moved me so much that I wanted to cry; although he...
However, he was flirting with that enchantress, Kasumi Hill Shiyu, on the ceremony stage!And cuddling with that MC who doesn't know what it's called, who looks like a spider spirit, come, hug, go!
This is an awards ceremony, what is he thinking!Such an important moment!Can't you be more serious!
No, when the next time the love story he wrote for me wins an award, in addition to bringing all the family, friends and pets as the audience.Whether it's the master of ceremonies, the spokesperson, the award presenter, the person taking the photo... everything must be done by myself!
If you don’t agree, then you won’t be able to participate in their awards ceremony, and let your parents create a “Ying Lili thinks the best work award”!
Just when I was thinking about what I need to do to accomplish this goal, the bomb in my arms, no, Kaseko in my arms suddenly twisted and stretched out his fingers to the right of the venue.
What, is Kashiko trying to find Sakura?
Ah, not only Aunt Mikiko, but Kaseko was also captured by that guy?
Damn, I'm so unwilling.
"Shiyu, Shiyu, where are you going?"
Ah, the soft childish voice is so cute, Kashiko will be stunned when I go back and let Nijiang imitate it.
I thought happily, but then my clever brain captured important information.
Xiazhiqiu Shiyu?Where is that witch going! ?
I followed Kashiko's hand and looked over, just in time to see the back of the witch walking out of the venue.
Something was wrong, she worked hard to invite Kyosuke's family members to Tokyo, and she would never let go of such a good opportunity to get closer!
As witty as I am, I made this judgment in an instant.
Well done Kashiko, what a cute little angel!Just like when I was a kid!Of course, I'm just as cute now!Aunt Mikiko said it!
I stretched out my hand to hand over Kaseko to Auntie Mikiko.
Why do you want to do this?Of course it's to follow Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu, no matter what she wants to do, just destroy it all!
Although Auntie Mikiko didn't know what I was going to do, she still held out her hand with a smile.
Ah, don't, little angel, let go, I'm going to do something big!
Woohoo~~ Babies are just not cute, and they are not at all controllable.Can you be as reliable as before? Help my sister defeat Xiazhiqiu Shiyu, that demon girl. When I get home, I will ask Kyosuke to make General Bubble into braised fish for you, okay?
I tried my best, almost sending Momotaro into the stew, Kaseko finally let go.
I will come as I go!
After saying goodbye to Aunt Mikiko, I hurried towards the entrance of the venue.
"Hey? Yinglili, are you going to see Kyousuke too?"
On the way, I met Sakura Liang, who was going to find Aunt Mikiko.But what does "also" mean?
oh!I know, Xiazhiqiu Shiyu, that enchantress, will do tricks all day long!
Nodding indiscriminately, I continued walking forward.
hateful!Why don't these people leave after the awards ceremony, do they want to wait for dinner?Get out of my way, bastard!
Relying on my unique temperament, I walked out of the crowded venue smoothly.
hateful!Why is there so many corridors and side roads in this place?Where did Xiazhiqiu Shiyu go?
Fortunately, there is a staff member in the corridor. I originally asked the person "Where is that woman whose breasts are shaking left and right when she walks?", but after thinking about it, I thought it seemed that my breasts were small, so I changed it to " A beautiful woman in a black dress".
Before I finished speaking, the staff member showed me the way.
hateful!hateful!hateful!
Although I got the answer, the anger in my heart has not diminished at all.
The staff gave the answer without even recalling the process. Obviously, Kasumigaoka Shiyu's beauty left him too deep.
Although she doesn't want to admit it, when it comes to seducing men, that woman is really the best expert in the world.Even if she doesn't say a word, when she smiles, others will think that her smile is like a flower, and when she is cold, people will think that she sees the flower of Gaoling...
With this growing anger, I asked all the way and walked all the way.
Damn it, why do we have to design so many fork roads!What exactly do you want to do at the Meiji Memorial Hall? Do you plan to transform it into a maze when there are no customers?
Finally, I came to a corridor with no forks.The staff member just told me that Kyosuke is at the end of the walk.
That's right, I didn't ask about the whereabouts of that woman, Kasumigaoka Shiwa, to avoid putting too much pressure on my heart, but I chose to ask others about the whereabouts of that idiot.If an ordinary person asks, the staff will not answer. After all, there are crazy groupies and they are very dangerous.
Like a signing event or this kind of award ceremony, they may quietly follow behind the idol, and when the other party is alone, they will pounce on them like a ferocious tiger, and do all kinds of indescribable things to Kyosuke, no, to the idol. things.
Too dangerous!Find that idiot as soon as possible!Kasumigaoka Shiwa is a very dangerous guy!
In short, with the aid of my unparalleled resourcefulness, I have successfully embarked on this last road.
But why is there still an uncle with a distraught face standing in the corridor?
Oh, I understand, he must be one of the winners. The Motoya Grand Prize was taken away by Kyosuke. This uncle is already very strong without crying.Like the man in the dark red suit in the venue, let alone come here, he couldn't even sit still. If there were no people supporting him on the left and right, he might have slipped and fell to the ground.
I cast a sympathetic but complacent look at the dejected uncle leaning against the wall. Of course, the complacency is what I think in my heart. I have taken strict etiquette courses, and the teachers are all grandmas invited from my father's hometown.Absolutely not like the woman in Xiazhiqiu Shiyu, who showed no complacency at all.
Even, I was afraid that my uncle would be embarrassed if I stayed here too much, so I quickly quickened my pace and trotted towards the dressing room.
Then, let me see what this woman Kasumigaoka Shiyu is going to do!
No matter what you do, I will definitely stop you, yes, yes...
Um? ? ? ?
Clover?Fool?Xiazhiqiu Shiyu? ? ?
What are you three doing! ! !
The scene in front of me made a black halo appear in front of my eyes, and even the illusory birdsong appeared in my ears.
That philanderer, a cold-blooded animal, a hard-hearted fool, a heartless mystery novelist, a perverted playboy with a head full of white turbid fluid... half lying down on the ground.
The previous titles of partner, cohabitant, subordinate and... represent his identity, but now this string of excerpts from the dirty word dictionary is a summary of his bad character.
And what he's doing now perfectly fits everything I know about him.
It was just such a person, half lying on the ground.
Xiazhiqiu Shiyu sat on his upper body, and Miyamizu Mitsuha sat on his lower body (although Mitsuha's head was covered by a hat, I still recognized her from the scolding voice. It's really untechnical cursing Ah, nothing compared to my own swear word dictionary).
Then his right hand and Mitsuha, no, together with Mitsuha Miyamizu grabbed Kasumigaoka Shiwa's chest, and his left hand covered Mitsuha Miyamizu's head.
What the hell did I see?Could it be that I was hallucinating because the blood rushed into my brain because I ran too fast just now?
I blinked and blinked again.
It's over, nothing has changed, that idiot Red Deer is still looking at him, and the two women are still fighting.
It's over, my eyes, my blue eyes that are as pure as the sky and as deep as the sea...
Why did Mitsuha Miyamizu do this?
What kind of trouble is Xiazhiqiu Shiyu going to make?
Doesn't Hojo Kyosuke plan to live a good life?
Countless questions filled the girl's head like a mess.
Hojo Kyosuke smiled awkwardly, seeing Eiriri's eyes that were usually as pure and beautiful as sapphires, he was first surprised, then unbelievable, and finally disgusted...
Before he could speak, and before the two people in the battle could react, Ying Lili turned around, pushed the door hard with both hands, and slammed the door shut.
All the battles and voices in the locker room were sealed in this space.
Well, as expected of the young lady of the Spencer family, she is very knowledgeable. Aunt Sayuri has raised a good daughter.
Hojo Kyosuke is willing to give [-] points for Eriri's response!This is "family (kazoku)"!If there is anything, everyone should talk slowly behind closed doors.
Although it's like art to say that someone with a nice voice is swearing, but that's when you don't do it.
The excellent voices of the two girls did make cursing sound like singing, but at this moment, it made Ying Lili's face more and more difficult to look.
Amidst the roar, the sound of closing the door was particularly obvious.
Miyamizu Mitsuha, who had lost her light, was more sensitive to sound, and her hands that were constantly kneading immediately froze and stopped.
Xiazhiqiu Shiyu had already seen the blond figure standing at the door.
The golden double ponytails on the platycodon-colored dress, like the sun and the blue sky, are more dazzling than ever, worthy of the evaluation of crafts.
That little face that was usually stupid is surprisingly serious now, just like my mother's expression when I skipped school for the first time and went to sleep at home.
Xiazhiqiu Shiyu smiled stiffly. It's a pity that the idiot at the door didn't smile at her like his mother, but was still very serious, as if he was looking at a heinous arsonist.
Seeing the surprisingly similar awkward smiles on the faces of the man and the woman, Ying Lili curled her lips inwardly, but her face remained serious.
"Aren't you going to let go of your hands?"
The usually lovely voice of a lovely wife is actually full of majesty at this moment.
Although the changes were great, Mitsuha Miyamizu could still tell who the newcomer was.
Ah~~Help, why did it become like this.The girl groaned in pain.
The three people and the six hands all shrank back as if they suddenly realized what they were doing.
"Hehe—" awkwardly laughing X3
Kasumigaoka Shiyu retracted her hands, straightening the messy skirt in front of her chest.
Mitsuha Miyamizu retracted her hand, first put the hat back to its original shape, and then pretended to tidy up the ponytail that didn't need to be tidied at all.
Never wear a hoodie again! ! !
Miss Miko thought viciously in her heart.
As for Hojo Kyosuke, he still raised his upper body, with both hands on the ground, providing a stable space for the two above.
(End of this chapter)
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