Quick wear: the villain's father's fine cub
Chapter 290 Social Garbage Dad Cranky Online 45
Chapter 290 Social Garbage Dad Cranky Online 45
It was already July when Cui Hangxing came to Lu Youming's house again.
This time, it was unexpectedly lively.
"Floating dust! You wait for me! Don't go home if you have the ability!" Lu Youming held a broom and only wore a pair of underpants, as if chasing someone.
But only chased to the gate of the courtyard.
The broom pointed in the direction, there was a child running, she turned her head, "If you don't go back, you won't go back!"
When Cui Hangxing saw the child, was it... Floating dust?
The child can already run.Thin and dark, like an imp.
Cui Hangxing slowly looked at Lu Youming.
Only then did Lu Youming realize that someone was coming, he stared at Cui Hangxing, and in the next second, "Damn!" He put his hand on the bottom, turned around and ran, not forgetting to block it with his hand and broom.
When Lu Youming looked over, he could see a patch of red.
Red bottoms.
Cui Hangxing waited for a while before entering the room, "What's the matter? I beat the child early in the morning. Just now, it was Fuchen."
He still couldn't believe it, the change was too great.
Before, I was still a child who was bored to death.Now, it's a wild child.
"Didn't you think of it? I didn't think of it either." Lu Youming put on his shirt and took out the red underwear just now, "Look, look. I'll let her do the laundry for me. How did she cut my pants? "
The underwear has been split into two, only the upper rubber band is intact.
It became crotch pants.
"You didn't notice?" Cui Hangxing laughed.
"How did I find out?" Lu Youming asked loudly, obviously annoyed, "I tore it off the hanger, and it was still intact. I put it on, and when I tore it, what the heck. The whole trousers were torn. It leaked again. It's sticky again. I just realized that she glued it with double-sided tape after cutting it."
"Hahahahaha." Cui Hangxing couldn't help laughing, covered his face, and couldn't hold his underwear steadily.
These yellow and rough words... This mess, Cui Hangxing never thought that Lu Youming would be able to speak like this one day.
Lu Youming rolled his eyes, "Smile and smile, you know how to laugh. You said you were a godfather, but I didn't see you doing anything."
"Well, there's still a hand of glue on his butt." Lu Youming reached into his trousers and rubbed out a hand of "glue", which was stained with ash and thread balls, red.
"Hahahahaha." Cui Hangxing, who had just recovered, couldn't help laughing again, clutching his stomach, sitting on the bed, "Why did you mess with her?"
"How would I know? I don't know when it started. She has a bad temper. She can kick her ass in no matter what she does. She can also throw my wine into the stove and almost blow up the house." Lu Youming complained.
"How do you usually communicate with her?" Cui Hangxing believed that Lu Youming had provoked Fuchen.
After all, the impression that Fu Chen fought back after being hit was too deep.
Without moving her, she could sit without moving for a day by herself.
"What should I say? I'll just say you help me wash my clothes. Girls should do more housework." Lu Youming picked up the porcelain bowl to brush his teeth, and squatted on the ground to learn how to speak.
Lu Youming followed out, pouted, pointed at the person and said, "You deserve it!"
Paused, then asked, "Did you say something else to Fuchen? What should girls do?"
Lu Youming spat out the foam in his mouth, "It's normal. I just say that she needs to do more work and be good, otherwise she won't be able to marry in the future."
"Hey." Cui Hangxing looked down at Lu Youming, "It's thanks to Fuchen to hit you. If she doesn't hit you, I want to hit you! You are only a child, why are you discriminating between men and women? You still wash clothes, she is only three years old, you Just let her do the laundry for you. Or underwear, do you understand the difference between men and women?"
The rough guy Lu Youming didn't know what the difference between a man and a woman was, so he had to start from a young age. He only knew that his pants were cut by the dust, and he had to be beaten twice at night before he was allowed to enter the house.
Looking at Cui Hangxing, "She wants to go to kindergarten, you can arrange it. The ones in the village can't do it, too bad."
Lu Youming doesn't understand gender discrimination.But if you know how to read more books, you are right.
In the future, when Fuchen marries someone, he will be more confident.
What's more, if you have advantages, don't take advantage of the bastard.
Lu Youming didn't say much, looking at the same weeds in the yard every year, "That's why I came here this time. Fuchen is three years old, and it's time for kindergarten."
The tone changed, and he looked at Lu Youming, "If I don't go to school anymore, if I follow you, I'm afraid I will also learn to sneak around."
Lu Youming got up, poured water on his face, and didn't take it seriously, "She is swearing faster than me now. Look, if she doesn't come home at noon, she must steal someone's sweet potatoes and bake them."
Cui Hangxing smiled.For such a result, it is not surprising.
Lu Youming's children will always be like him.
Lu Youming guessed right, Fuchen didn't go home for dinner.
Cui Hangxing had lunch with Lu Youming, and there were only two servings of noodles.
"No wonder Fuchen is so thin." Cui Hangxing picked up noodles and ate them with fermented bean curd.This overly simple lunch is better than a serving of instant noodles.
"She doesn't eat these anymore. The uncle next door, Sister Liu and Xiaojie's mother will give her something to eat. None, at least I want fried rice with eggs. If there are no eggs, I won't eat it." Lu Youming complained.
Cui Hangxing looked at the house.
As empty as before.
Open the closet, the dusty clothes are still the same as before.But these are noticeably smaller.
"Hey, I'm a money-spreading boy." Leaving Lu Youming to take care of the baby, Fu Chen's ending was not much better.
He may be able to protect Fu Chen's safety, but he cannot give her a better ending.
I waited at Lu Youming's house until evening, but I didn't see Fuchen coming back.
"When will she come back?" Cui Hangxing asked.
"Wait. Wait until ten o'clock, she will unlock and come in by herself." Lu Youming was about to go back to sleep.
"She can still pick the lock?" Cui Hangxing was shocked.
"Ah." Lu Youming glanced at Cui Hangxing, surprised at his fuss, "She figured it out by herself. Sometimes she shuts me out, and I pick the lock. When I shut her, she picks the lock too."
What should I say about your father and daughter?
"Then why lock it?"
"Beware of others."
Cui Hangxing watched him fall asleep, thinking whether he should come over tomorrow or stay here overnight.
He didn't really want to go back.
There is no one in the house, and it has not been cleaned.
"I'll sleep here with you." Cui Hangxing said, waiting for Lu Youming's response.
Sure enough, the squinting Lu Youming opened immediately, and the light in his eyes swept towards him.
Cui Hangxing stood where he was, pursed his lips, and waited.
This guy's temper is no better than Fuchen.
"I didn't drink today." He said so.
Cui Hangxing laughed, and began to take off his shoes, "I'm just going to sleep, nothing to do."
The two lay dry in the room, waiting with their eyes open.
An electric fan blows next to it.
Cui Hangxing groped and found the small electric fan that he had seen during the day.
"No pillow?"
Lu Youming: "Fuchen doesn't sleep on a pillow, she sleeps on that tiger doll."
The tiger doll is made of ingots, the quality is good, and the belly is very soft.Fuchen has been sleeping on it.
Cui Hangxing held the doll on his head, it was very comfortable.
In a daze, there was a sudden noise.
Cui Hangxing didn't respond, but the people around him got up immediately and got out of bed quietly.
The movement woke him up, and he rolled over, squinting.
Shadowy.
I saw Lu Youming's cat under the table.
Fu Chen was relieved to see someone on the bed.Enter the house quietly and move a small bamboo mat.
Lu Youming got up and kicked Fu Chen's calf.
Fuchen knelt directly on the ground.
"Cardang" once.Knees hurt.
Lu Youming twisted Fuchen's face, "You're still playing tricks on me? Ah? You're playing tricks on me?"
Fuchen turned his face away and wanted to hide.
Lu Youming didn't say much, walked to the bed, took the blanket from Cui Hangxing's body, and took the little tiger cub doll that Cui Hangxing was sleeping on, and threw it on the bamboo mat.Go to bed by yourself.
Fuchen looked at the figure on the bed, left and right, but didn't expect there were other people.He secretly cursed for his mistake, rubbed his face, and moved the bamboo mat to the door to sleep.
Without a pillow, Cui Hangxing's head "clicked" and landed on the bed.
That's it, I'm too sleepy to remember.
Watched the whole spanking scene.To make a complaint, the nightlife is really rich.
Cui Hangxing narrowed his eyes and fell asleep again.
(End of this chapter)
It was already July when Cui Hangxing came to Lu Youming's house again.
This time, it was unexpectedly lively.
"Floating dust! You wait for me! Don't go home if you have the ability!" Lu Youming held a broom and only wore a pair of underpants, as if chasing someone.
But only chased to the gate of the courtyard.
The broom pointed in the direction, there was a child running, she turned her head, "If you don't go back, you won't go back!"
When Cui Hangxing saw the child, was it... Floating dust?
The child can already run.Thin and dark, like an imp.
Cui Hangxing slowly looked at Lu Youming.
Only then did Lu Youming realize that someone was coming, he stared at Cui Hangxing, and in the next second, "Damn!" He put his hand on the bottom, turned around and ran, not forgetting to block it with his hand and broom.
When Lu Youming looked over, he could see a patch of red.
Red bottoms.
Cui Hangxing waited for a while before entering the room, "What's the matter? I beat the child early in the morning. Just now, it was Fuchen."
He still couldn't believe it, the change was too great.
Before, I was still a child who was bored to death.Now, it's a wild child.
"Didn't you think of it? I didn't think of it either." Lu Youming put on his shirt and took out the red underwear just now, "Look, look. I'll let her do the laundry for me. How did she cut my pants? "
The underwear has been split into two, only the upper rubber band is intact.
It became crotch pants.
"You didn't notice?" Cui Hangxing laughed.
"How did I find out?" Lu Youming asked loudly, obviously annoyed, "I tore it off the hanger, and it was still intact. I put it on, and when I tore it, what the heck. The whole trousers were torn. It leaked again. It's sticky again. I just realized that she glued it with double-sided tape after cutting it."
"Hahahahaha." Cui Hangxing couldn't help laughing, covered his face, and couldn't hold his underwear steadily.
These yellow and rough words... This mess, Cui Hangxing never thought that Lu Youming would be able to speak like this one day.
Lu Youming rolled his eyes, "Smile and smile, you know how to laugh. You said you were a godfather, but I didn't see you doing anything."
"Well, there's still a hand of glue on his butt." Lu Youming reached into his trousers and rubbed out a hand of "glue", which was stained with ash and thread balls, red.
"Hahahahaha." Cui Hangxing, who had just recovered, couldn't help laughing again, clutching his stomach, sitting on the bed, "Why did you mess with her?"
"How would I know? I don't know when it started. She has a bad temper. She can kick her ass in no matter what she does. She can also throw my wine into the stove and almost blow up the house." Lu Youming complained.
"How do you usually communicate with her?" Cui Hangxing believed that Lu Youming had provoked Fuchen.
After all, the impression that Fu Chen fought back after being hit was too deep.
Without moving her, she could sit without moving for a day by herself.
"What should I say? I'll just say you help me wash my clothes. Girls should do more housework." Lu Youming picked up the porcelain bowl to brush his teeth, and squatted on the ground to learn how to speak.
Lu Youming followed out, pouted, pointed at the person and said, "You deserve it!"
Paused, then asked, "Did you say something else to Fuchen? What should girls do?"
Lu Youming spat out the foam in his mouth, "It's normal. I just say that she needs to do more work and be good, otherwise she won't be able to marry in the future."
"Hey." Cui Hangxing looked down at Lu Youming, "It's thanks to Fuchen to hit you. If she doesn't hit you, I want to hit you! You are only a child, why are you discriminating between men and women? You still wash clothes, she is only three years old, you Just let her do the laundry for you. Or underwear, do you understand the difference between men and women?"
The rough guy Lu Youming didn't know what the difference between a man and a woman was, so he had to start from a young age. He only knew that his pants were cut by the dust, and he had to be beaten twice at night before he was allowed to enter the house.
Looking at Cui Hangxing, "She wants to go to kindergarten, you can arrange it. The ones in the village can't do it, too bad."
Lu Youming doesn't understand gender discrimination.But if you know how to read more books, you are right.
In the future, when Fuchen marries someone, he will be more confident.
What's more, if you have advantages, don't take advantage of the bastard.
Lu Youming didn't say much, looking at the same weeds in the yard every year, "That's why I came here this time. Fuchen is three years old, and it's time for kindergarten."
The tone changed, and he looked at Lu Youming, "If I don't go to school anymore, if I follow you, I'm afraid I will also learn to sneak around."
Lu Youming got up, poured water on his face, and didn't take it seriously, "She is swearing faster than me now. Look, if she doesn't come home at noon, she must steal someone's sweet potatoes and bake them."
Cui Hangxing smiled.For such a result, it is not surprising.
Lu Youming's children will always be like him.
Lu Youming guessed right, Fuchen didn't go home for dinner.
Cui Hangxing had lunch with Lu Youming, and there were only two servings of noodles.
"No wonder Fuchen is so thin." Cui Hangxing picked up noodles and ate them with fermented bean curd.This overly simple lunch is better than a serving of instant noodles.
"She doesn't eat these anymore. The uncle next door, Sister Liu and Xiaojie's mother will give her something to eat. None, at least I want fried rice with eggs. If there are no eggs, I won't eat it." Lu Youming complained.
Cui Hangxing looked at the house.
As empty as before.
Open the closet, the dusty clothes are still the same as before.But these are noticeably smaller.
"Hey, I'm a money-spreading boy." Leaving Lu Youming to take care of the baby, Fu Chen's ending was not much better.
He may be able to protect Fu Chen's safety, but he cannot give her a better ending.
I waited at Lu Youming's house until evening, but I didn't see Fuchen coming back.
"When will she come back?" Cui Hangxing asked.
"Wait. Wait until ten o'clock, she will unlock and come in by herself." Lu Youming was about to go back to sleep.
"She can still pick the lock?" Cui Hangxing was shocked.
"Ah." Lu Youming glanced at Cui Hangxing, surprised at his fuss, "She figured it out by herself. Sometimes she shuts me out, and I pick the lock. When I shut her, she picks the lock too."
What should I say about your father and daughter?
"Then why lock it?"
"Beware of others."
Cui Hangxing watched him fall asleep, thinking whether he should come over tomorrow or stay here overnight.
He didn't really want to go back.
There is no one in the house, and it has not been cleaned.
"I'll sleep here with you." Cui Hangxing said, waiting for Lu Youming's response.
Sure enough, the squinting Lu Youming opened immediately, and the light in his eyes swept towards him.
Cui Hangxing stood where he was, pursed his lips, and waited.
This guy's temper is no better than Fuchen.
"I didn't drink today." He said so.
Cui Hangxing laughed, and began to take off his shoes, "I'm just going to sleep, nothing to do."
The two lay dry in the room, waiting with their eyes open.
An electric fan blows next to it.
Cui Hangxing groped and found the small electric fan that he had seen during the day.
"No pillow?"
Lu Youming: "Fuchen doesn't sleep on a pillow, she sleeps on that tiger doll."
The tiger doll is made of ingots, the quality is good, and the belly is very soft.Fuchen has been sleeping on it.
Cui Hangxing held the doll on his head, it was very comfortable.
In a daze, there was a sudden noise.
Cui Hangxing didn't respond, but the people around him got up immediately and got out of bed quietly.
The movement woke him up, and he rolled over, squinting.
Shadowy.
I saw Lu Youming's cat under the table.
Fu Chen was relieved to see someone on the bed.Enter the house quietly and move a small bamboo mat.
Lu Youming got up and kicked Fu Chen's calf.
Fuchen knelt directly on the ground.
"Cardang" once.Knees hurt.
Lu Youming twisted Fuchen's face, "You're still playing tricks on me? Ah? You're playing tricks on me?"
Fuchen turned his face away and wanted to hide.
Lu Youming didn't say much, walked to the bed, took the blanket from Cui Hangxing's body, and took the little tiger cub doll that Cui Hangxing was sleeping on, and threw it on the bamboo mat.Go to bed by yourself.
Fuchen looked at the figure on the bed, left and right, but didn't expect there were other people.He secretly cursed for his mistake, rubbed his face, and moved the bamboo mat to the door to sleep.
Without a pillow, Cui Hangxing's head "clicked" and landed on the bed.
That's it, I'm too sleepy to remember.
Watched the whole spanking scene.To make a complaint, the nightlife is really rich.
Cui Hangxing narrowed his eyes and fell asleep again.
(End of this chapter)
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