Quick wear: the villain's father's fine cub
Chapter 421 The Arrogant Game Bug Daddy Continues to Be Cheap 3
Chapter 421 The Arrogant Game Bug Daddy Continues to Be Cheap 3
Everyone has been spraying on the comments for a long time, and this time they finally got the chance to officially spray the floating dust.
Brush up the comments!Scold the studio!
Cool.
When someone asks who Xiaoqiang is, there is no need for Fuchen to reply, and those who know will automatically reply: [Qian Qingshan].
Compared with the closed beta, there are more people looking for Fuchen to buy goods this time.Without exception, there is a lot of hesitation when asking to take off pants.
Fu Chen was not in a hurry, anyway, the pill was in her hands.
A girl got angry and scolded Fu Chen for being shameless.
Dust doesn't matter.
To be a bitch, you must have the consciousness of being a bitch: you will always be scolded.
There was a girl who was a little more tactful, "But I'm a girl? I'm sorry after all. Can it be waived? It's okay to add more money."
Fuchen suspects that the monkey did not do a good job of keeping secrets, and leaked the work of the opening pill.
Without thinking too much, I opened a small room.
"Then go into the room, we are both women anyway, I don't wear lace, and I don't take screenshots." Fu Chen said.
In fact, you can't really take a screenshot.
Everyone will improve their appearance by 15% from the original base (the upper limit is 15%), and the standards are almost all based on social standards, such as whitening, grinding corners, and so on, there are many people who are the same and similar.It is really difficult to tell a person from the comparison of the appearance of the characters alone.
The girl thought about it, and then she really entered the small room and took off her pants neatly.
Inside is a pair of black pants.It is estimated that I have been mentally prepared.
Fu Chen happily ordered the deal.
After the girl got the Xisui Pill, she was not in a hurry to use it, but asked, "Are there any precautions?"
"One hundred thousand information fees."
The girl gave it happily.
So far, Fu Chen took a direct look at her, [Clouds fluttering].
"Yun Piaopiao, tell me, did someone say something to you?" She suspected that the monkey told the girl, afraid that she would know, and asked him to pay a hundred times higher price, so that the girl would spend money to buy peace.
Normally, who would spend 6000 yuan to buy a little thing that is not rumored?
"No one. It's just that the great god analyzed the marrow-washing pill as an important item for the opening. There is no marrow-washing pill in the mall, and the medicine near Xinshou Village happens to be for refining marrow-washing pill. So I bought it."
This year's players are geniuses, and this can be analyzed.
Excellent, excellent.
"Don't you know?" Yun Piaopiao asked back.
This post became popular on the official website.It's impossible for the studio not to notice.
Fu Chen didn't say anything, "Got it. It's okay to give you information, but there is one condition, you are not allowed to tell others before the tenth level. If you say so, the price will be a hundred times higher in the future. That Xiaoqiang is an example. What do you think, Xiang Piaopiao?"
You called me Yun Piaopiao just now, why is the next sentence so fragrant?Don't go overboard with the name change.
The girl shivered, feeling terrified of Xiaoqiang's experience.Playing like this, who doesn't know Xiaoqiang?
Those who didn't dare to provoke the floating dust all ran to gang up on Xiaoqiang.
"it is good."
Fuchen conveys information secretly.
After hearing this, the girl was shocked. After reading the information on her body, she swung a knife and killed herself, and started all over again.
Fuchen smiled, and there was another message.
Start all over again, and all the equipment will disappear.
The girl appeared in front of Fuchen again, with a look of eating shit.
"Can I have less? I'm already a regular customer." Yun Duo Piao Piao felt pain in his flesh.
"I can't, my dear. I can refine the elixir, but I can't lose a single ounce of it. I won't bear your loss." Fuchen smiled.
Cloud fluttered and his face fell.
Fuchen was very satisfied with this expression, and patted her on the shoulder, "Thinking about those who desperately killed to level ten, but then reluctantly swung their swords from the palace, did they instantly regain their psychological balance?"
Yun Duo Piao Piao thinks about it, it really is.His eyes lit up again, "Do you want to sell it at a low price after the tenth level?"
"Hey, it's impossible. With Xiaoqiang here, it will be ten times forever, and he will take off his pants. I just hope that no one will be so perverted and mess with me."
"..." You have the nerve to say it.
However, Fu Chen immediately proved his "good intentions" with actions.
Next second: The World Channel made a statement: "[Fuchen Studio] pays tribute to the players: I hope you will stop being so perverted and offend me. After all, things like driving up prices hurt my face. In addition, thanks to Comrade Xiaoqiang, Your appearance made me fall in love with watching you take off your pants. Mua, it smells so good."
Fuchen: I didn't even move, the boss has already stepped forward to draw hatred.
Get used to it.
The world swipes the screen: "..."
【Du DouDou】: "Shivering."
【Crimson Face】: "Boss, boss."
[Ghost]: "Comrade Xiao Qiang, you fell in love with him after eight lifetimes of bad luck."
[Squatting in a latrine and not shitting]: "I'd rather die than obey to make you fall in love with taking off your pants? Then if you die and don't buy your things, don't you fall in love with giving them away for free?"
[Floating Chen]: "Pull the one in the pants, I might do that. I hope you don't cry when I give it away for free."
[Ode to Joy]: "Hahahaha. Just say this to you, I'll wait for you to send it."
[Beauty is a ghost]: "Haha. Squatting in a latrine and not shitting is because you have already shitted your pants, not looking for shit?"
[Squat in the latrine and don't shit]: "Get out! I'm cultivating immortals! Fuchen, you're dead! Dare to report the location!"
There are a lot of groups below to kill the floating dust.
Everyone's meaning is obvious, you can pick up the corpse if you die.At that time, just pick up a bunch of pills.
[Floating Chen]: "Are you rich? 500 million gold reported for positioning, after all, I am very expensive."
There is another bunch of insults on it.No one talks about money anymore.
Who has it?
Even if you have money, you don't just burn it for fun.
Yun Duo Piao Piao watched Fu Chen's sassy operation and was convinced.
The boss is awesome and full of confidence.
While having fun on the world channel, Fu Chen checked private chat messages, screened out real buyers and gave a location, completely ignoring the cloud fluttering beside him.
Yun Duo Piao Piao also stayed quietly by the side, constantly checking various information.
Dabai suddenly sent a message: "Look for someone close to you to be your younger brother. There is not enough information outside the game, we need manpower."
The dust is clear.
When the game was over, Fu Chen glanced at the girl who was still beside him: "Piao Piao, do you want to be my subordinate?"
"Huh?" Yun Duo Piao Piao was a little surprised.
"The kind that costs ten times as much."
"……"What's the difference?Don't I also buy ten times the price now?Yun Duo fluttered and complained, pretending to be troubled.
What I think in my heart is: promise.Covered by big bosses, they walked sideways in "Mythology".Even if it is not violent, there will be no rhythm in the future with swinging a knife and committing suicide.
Fu Chen answered her doubts, "Wait, there must be a turtle grandson who provoked me."
Yun Duo flutters and understands in seconds, and the price will not be ten times higher in the future.Then ten times what she promised might be a discounted price!Half off, even one off!
"I promise!" Yun Duo fluttered, "Boss, what do you want me to do?"
"Hey, why don't you do it, just help me collect information. As long as you have information about this game. Conjectures about secret treasures, pills, etc., 818, as long as these are useful. I am responsible for scouting game information in advance , you will be responsible for picking up leaks later." Fu Chen said.
Piao Piao's "great god's conjecture" needs attention.
"I understand. It's a kind of market feedback, just like those big gods conjecture. If someone has noticed the information, the boss's information cannot be sold." The eyes of the newly appointed employee Piao Piao lit up.
"There's still 818, this kind can't be forgotten." Fu Chen laughed, "Especially when there is a Great God List in the future, the men and women around the Great God List, black material, these are all money."
Piao Piao was puzzled, "Didn't we become paparazzi?"
Fuchen: "Only you are, I'm in charge of selling."
"..."
"Besides, what if someone comes to beat me and I can't beat me? Throw a piece of material over and slap me in the face!" Fu Chen clanged forcefully.
"..." Piao Piao was speechless for a moment, and choked out a rainbow fart, "The boss is really far-sighted."
After chatting with Piao Piao, Fu Chen ran to find someone to play with.
"Hi, Xiaoqiang, how are you doing?" Fuchen greeted eagerly.
Qian Qingshan raised his head to look at this woman, it was this guy who kept him clean, he didn't dare to carry a single copper plate all over his body, he could only wear a beggar's outfit to reduce costs.
"I bought your supplies, can you let me go?" Gan Qingshan said coldly.
"Try taking off your pants." Fu Chen smiled.
Qian Qingshan took a deep breath and strengthened his heart to be a great god.He must!This dog must be trampled underfoot and crushed!
Fuchen smiled and took out the perspective mirror, focusing on [Dry Qingshan], "Oh, it's black-bottomed underwear."
Fuchen didn't need to think about it, just opened the world and saw that there was new news on the world channel.
[Fuchen Studio]: "Our Comrade Xiaoqiang is wearing black-bottomed patterned underwear, what a good baby."
Down below it was bitterly cold.
Fuchen: She and the big boss have become more and more harmonious.Helpless.
Xiaoqiang himself didn't know anything about the world, and he became angry after being spotted by the floating dust, and drew his sword to kill him.
Floating dust pulls out flying sand.
The horse is a rear kick to Xiaoqiang!
Game over.
"Hey, you are the only one killed by a horse's hoof." Fu Chen provoked.
Qian Qingshan vomited blood in his heart, but he couldn't move his limbs.He ran to the World Channel to speak, and suddenly saw Fu Chen's screen swiping, he gritted his teeth, "Fu Chen, wait for me! If I don't kill you, I'm not human."
Fuchen: "Xiaoqiang is good. You are a very good species now."
Fuchen walked slowly to Qian Qingshan, went to pick up the things that Qian Qingshan had dropped, took out a pair of underwear, and shook his head. "You lost your underwear, what face do you have standing here, Xiaoqiang?"
Gan Qingshan vomited blood.
After all the calculations, I forgot that underwear is not a garment sent by the system, but also a commodity.He looked at the underwear sent by the system on his page, choking speechlessly.
"Or, I'll give you another big one." Fuchen said.
As soon as I said it, the World Channel brushed up.
[Fuchen Studio]: "Congratulations to Comrade Xiaoqiang for angering me again. From now on, all products will be sold at 20 times. If there are free products, double copies will also be given away."
Yun Duo Piao Piao clapped his hands: I knew it was a [-]% discount!Employees' preferential prices do not deceive me!
It's been seven days since the server was opened, and seeing that everyone is almost at level ten, few of them have taken the marrow washing pill correctly.
"Myth Game Company" sent people to chat with Fuchen.
"Dear [Fuchen Studio], the monopolistic operation of the marrow-washing pill has caused the game experience to be much lower than expected. The company hopes that you can distribute the marrow-washing pill to players normally."
"Okay." The boss negotiated.
Fuchen lay down and watched the play.
[Customer Service]: "Really? If you don't sell it, the company will sell it in the mall soon."
"Whatever." The boss said fearlessly.
Fu Chen eats potato chips and enjoys life.In holographic games, eating cannot suppress hunger, but it also has a taste experience.This is too humane, and it is convenient for floating dust.
The negotiator was completely confused about Fuchen's routine, and changed his mind: "The company received a report that you used the peep mirror to spy on the color of your underwear and it exploded. The company has fixed the bug, and the peep mirror can only be used to look at stones."
"Oh."
The negotiator didn't know what this person wanted to do, so he didn't follow the routine at all, so he could only continue to say, "In addition, the company will punish you, limit the transaction for three days, and notify the system for three days."
"Oh."
No response.
oh?Are you not worried?Shouldn't you be negotiating with me?Say I won't do it next time, and ask the company to forgive me?
The negotiator smiled professionally, "Did Fuchen Studio have no explanation for this matter?"
"I'm happy."
The representative couldn't hold back anymore, "Is there anything else to say?"
"I wish you a happy overtime!"
Ok?
The representative felt that something was fraudulent.But it's out of his hands.Feedback results to superiors.
The superior was also surprised, "Notify the punishment immediately."
[World Announcement]: "[Fuchen Studio]'s wayward behavior has caused the player's game experience to be poor, and he is prohibited from trading for three days. This announcement is hereby."
Everyone cheered.
The customer service finally responded to my report! (In fact, as long as you don't like floating dust, you will report it.)
[Fuchen Studio] immediately responded: "Congratulations, the boss of [Fuchen Studio], Mr. Fuchen, I'm so happy! Hereby, I will give away the marrow washing pill for free for three days!"
Scroll to play, every 5 minutes!
A gift is not a transaction.
As long as you see someone, send it immediately.If the other party agrees, accept it.Disagree, and lie in the burden.
Above is the hanging world announcement, and below is the scrolling Floating Dust Workshop announcement, which slapped the face.
The players suspected: Is the studio planning to fight against the game company?After all, studios compete with game companies for profits, and generally consciously avoid game companies and act in a low-key manner.
At the same time, Yun Duo Piao Piao posted an article on the official website in the name of Fuchen Studio: "The correct usage of Xisui Pill! You all have to commit suicide and start over!"
Here are a few short words:
"Please call me Master Fuchen, who will make me happy, and save you from the fire and water."
"You must not add any skill points to take Xisui Pill. Except for pinching your face, you can't change your clothes. Taking Xisui Pill at this time will improve your basic attributes."
"It can increase 3 basic attributes, and the upper limit of each is 15%. In the later stage, every tenth level of practice can increase three attributes by 5%."
"If you don't take Xisui Pill, you must be at least level 0 to get back to level [-] after taking Xisui Pill."
"Today, Lord Fuchen is happy, everyone will give away the marrow washing pill, double the gift."
Everyone went crazy, they ran to ask the customer service, and got affirmative answers, a bunch of people asked on World Channel, "Lord Fuchen, where are you? I love you."
The customer service smiled, and replied later: "The main task of level 12 will prompt the correct method of washing the marrow pill. It is impossible that level 40 is not as good as level 0."
No one is watching.
I don't even care about it.
After seven days of hard training, I finally got out of Xinshou Village, and I will be back in my mother's womb with one move!
Is there anything more tragic than this?
You have to stay in Novice Village for seven days, and I didn't scold your game company!No, I'm going to get a low score!
The people from the game company are going crazy!
The score dropped from 9.8 to 7, don't worry too much.
As for Fuchen, put a reclining chair, shake the feather fan, and reply in the world: "I am happy today, address: the top of Broken Cliff."
Everyone ran to Broken Intestine Cliff one after another.
Fu Chen laughed and said, "Let's jump, one jump will relieve thousands of worries."
If you jump off the heartbroken cliff at level [-], the people in Xinshou Village will die back to their wombs.
"I jump, will you give it?" Everyone asked.
Fuchen pointed to the banner raised by ten horses.
Letter: "If you jump, I'll give it away! In addition, ten cliff jumpers are randomly selected and given away as Li Feisha."
At the bottom of the cliff, Yun Duo fluttered and presented two marrow washing pills to everyone who died as a corpse.
This world is too dreamy, she is a bit incapable of accepting it.
After the game company makes a decision and the player commits suicide and restarts, 5 marrow washing pills will be automatically sent out.
At this time, thousands of players have already jumped off the cliff.
The game score dropped from 7 points all the way, and it was rushing to the road of failing.
Gan Qingshan saw the five marrow-washing pills in the package. He was already impoverished, and his last property—underpants—was taken away. Unexpectedly, he still did not escape the point of committing suicide.
I feel a little regretful, why were you so confused at the beginning?Wouldn't it be good to give 5?
He didn't jump off the cliff, knowing in his heart that Fuchen Studio's behavior would definitely make the game company compensate.So just wait.
However, not so happy.
I can't be happy at all.
The game company issued an order, "No one should leave tonight. Hold an emergency meeting first, discuss how to save players and save ratings, and implement it quickly."
All employees of "Myth Game Company" condolences to Fuchen: Die badly!
After get off work that day, [Fuchen Studio] posted another article with the title: "Your eagerness to commit suicide won my heart."
The content of the article is a video of "thousands of people collectively jumping off a cliff to commit suicide".
You still have a video?
Don't be too doggy!A bunch of people rose up against the case.
Woohoo, that's too much.
Automatically brush the low score of the game with both hands, and hang [Floating Dust Studio].
Woo woo woo, I am not convinced.
Not only that, Fuchen wrote at the bottom of the video: "I am very touched by the appearance of you begging for death. Each of you sent a bolt of flying sand, thank you." Then posted the names of ten people.
The first one: Comrade Xiaoqiang ([Qian Qingshan]).
Fuchen saw a series of operations, and was also puzzled: "Is Xiaoqiang here? Why didn't I know?"
Dabai: "No. So what?"
Fu Chen's brain twitched.Then asked, "How did you screen these people?"
"The eight in the middle are the ones who scold you the most. The last one is a friendly and cooperative one that confuses the public." Dabai was very proud.
Fuchen: Dog!When it comes to dogs, no one is better than you!
[Qian Qingshan] shouted injustice on the forum: "I didn't jump off the cliff! I didn't jump off the cliff! I really didn't jump off the cliff!"
No one believes it.
Especially when the last one [Gongsun Shizi] jumped out and said, "Thank you, Lord Fuchen, for the reward!"
No one believed it.
Everyone rose up and attacked it.
(End of this chapter)
Everyone has been spraying on the comments for a long time, and this time they finally got the chance to officially spray the floating dust.
Brush up the comments!Scold the studio!
Cool.
When someone asks who Xiaoqiang is, there is no need for Fuchen to reply, and those who know will automatically reply: [Qian Qingshan].
Compared with the closed beta, there are more people looking for Fuchen to buy goods this time.Without exception, there is a lot of hesitation when asking to take off pants.
Fu Chen was not in a hurry, anyway, the pill was in her hands.
A girl got angry and scolded Fu Chen for being shameless.
Dust doesn't matter.
To be a bitch, you must have the consciousness of being a bitch: you will always be scolded.
There was a girl who was a little more tactful, "But I'm a girl? I'm sorry after all. Can it be waived? It's okay to add more money."
Fuchen suspects that the monkey did not do a good job of keeping secrets, and leaked the work of the opening pill.
Without thinking too much, I opened a small room.
"Then go into the room, we are both women anyway, I don't wear lace, and I don't take screenshots." Fu Chen said.
In fact, you can't really take a screenshot.
Everyone will improve their appearance by 15% from the original base (the upper limit is 15%), and the standards are almost all based on social standards, such as whitening, grinding corners, and so on, there are many people who are the same and similar.It is really difficult to tell a person from the comparison of the appearance of the characters alone.
The girl thought about it, and then she really entered the small room and took off her pants neatly.
Inside is a pair of black pants.It is estimated that I have been mentally prepared.
Fu Chen happily ordered the deal.
After the girl got the Xisui Pill, she was not in a hurry to use it, but asked, "Are there any precautions?"
"One hundred thousand information fees."
The girl gave it happily.
So far, Fu Chen took a direct look at her, [Clouds fluttering].
"Yun Piaopiao, tell me, did someone say something to you?" She suspected that the monkey told the girl, afraid that she would know, and asked him to pay a hundred times higher price, so that the girl would spend money to buy peace.
Normally, who would spend 6000 yuan to buy a little thing that is not rumored?
"No one. It's just that the great god analyzed the marrow-washing pill as an important item for the opening. There is no marrow-washing pill in the mall, and the medicine near Xinshou Village happens to be for refining marrow-washing pill. So I bought it."
This year's players are geniuses, and this can be analyzed.
Excellent, excellent.
"Don't you know?" Yun Piaopiao asked back.
This post became popular on the official website.It's impossible for the studio not to notice.
Fu Chen didn't say anything, "Got it. It's okay to give you information, but there is one condition, you are not allowed to tell others before the tenth level. If you say so, the price will be a hundred times higher in the future. That Xiaoqiang is an example. What do you think, Xiang Piaopiao?"
You called me Yun Piaopiao just now, why is the next sentence so fragrant?Don't go overboard with the name change.
The girl shivered, feeling terrified of Xiaoqiang's experience.Playing like this, who doesn't know Xiaoqiang?
Those who didn't dare to provoke the floating dust all ran to gang up on Xiaoqiang.
"it is good."
Fuchen conveys information secretly.
After hearing this, the girl was shocked. After reading the information on her body, she swung a knife and killed herself, and started all over again.
Fuchen smiled, and there was another message.
Start all over again, and all the equipment will disappear.
The girl appeared in front of Fuchen again, with a look of eating shit.
"Can I have less? I'm already a regular customer." Yun Duo Piao Piao felt pain in his flesh.
"I can't, my dear. I can refine the elixir, but I can't lose a single ounce of it. I won't bear your loss." Fuchen smiled.
Cloud fluttered and his face fell.
Fuchen was very satisfied with this expression, and patted her on the shoulder, "Thinking about those who desperately killed to level ten, but then reluctantly swung their swords from the palace, did they instantly regain their psychological balance?"
Yun Duo Piao Piao thinks about it, it really is.His eyes lit up again, "Do you want to sell it at a low price after the tenth level?"
"Hey, it's impossible. With Xiaoqiang here, it will be ten times forever, and he will take off his pants. I just hope that no one will be so perverted and mess with me."
"..." You have the nerve to say it.
However, Fu Chen immediately proved his "good intentions" with actions.
Next second: The World Channel made a statement: "[Fuchen Studio] pays tribute to the players: I hope you will stop being so perverted and offend me. After all, things like driving up prices hurt my face. In addition, thanks to Comrade Xiaoqiang, Your appearance made me fall in love with watching you take off your pants. Mua, it smells so good."
Fuchen: I didn't even move, the boss has already stepped forward to draw hatred.
Get used to it.
The world swipes the screen: "..."
【Du DouDou】: "Shivering."
【Crimson Face】: "Boss, boss."
[Ghost]: "Comrade Xiao Qiang, you fell in love with him after eight lifetimes of bad luck."
[Squatting in a latrine and not shitting]: "I'd rather die than obey to make you fall in love with taking off your pants? Then if you die and don't buy your things, don't you fall in love with giving them away for free?"
[Floating Chen]: "Pull the one in the pants, I might do that. I hope you don't cry when I give it away for free."
[Ode to Joy]: "Hahahaha. Just say this to you, I'll wait for you to send it."
[Beauty is a ghost]: "Haha. Squatting in a latrine and not shitting is because you have already shitted your pants, not looking for shit?"
[Squat in the latrine and don't shit]: "Get out! I'm cultivating immortals! Fuchen, you're dead! Dare to report the location!"
There are a lot of groups below to kill the floating dust.
Everyone's meaning is obvious, you can pick up the corpse if you die.At that time, just pick up a bunch of pills.
[Floating Chen]: "Are you rich? 500 million gold reported for positioning, after all, I am very expensive."
There is another bunch of insults on it.No one talks about money anymore.
Who has it?
Even if you have money, you don't just burn it for fun.
Yun Duo Piao Piao watched Fu Chen's sassy operation and was convinced.
The boss is awesome and full of confidence.
While having fun on the world channel, Fu Chen checked private chat messages, screened out real buyers and gave a location, completely ignoring the cloud fluttering beside him.
Yun Duo Piao Piao also stayed quietly by the side, constantly checking various information.
Dabai suddenly sent a message: "Look for someone close to you to be your younger brother. There is not enough information outside the game, we need manpower."
The dust is clear.
When the game was over, Fu Chen glanced at the girl who was still beside him: "Piao Piao, do you want to be my subordinate?"
"Huh?" Yun Duo Piao Piao was a little surprised.
"The kind that costs ten times as much."
"……"What's the difference?Don't I also buy ten times the price now?Yun Duo fluttered and complained, pretending to be troubled.
What I think in my heart is: promise.Covered by big bosses, they walked sideways in "Mythology".Even if it is not violent, there will be no rhythm in the future with swinging a knife and committing suicide.
Fu Chen answered her doubts, "Wait, there must be a turtle grandson who provoked me."
Yun Duo flutters and understands in seconds, and the price will not be ten times higher in the future.Then ten times what she promised might be a discounted price!Half off, even one off!
"I promise!" Yun Duo fluttered, "Boss, what do you want me to do?"
"Hey, why don't you do it, just help me collect information. As long as you have information about this game. Conjectures about secret treasures, pills, etc., 818, as long as these are useful. I am responsible for scouting game information in advance , you will be responsible for picking up leaks later." Fu Chen said.
Piao Piao's "great god's conjecture" needs attention.
"I understand. It's a kind of market feedback, just like those big gods conjecture. If someone has noticed the information, the boss's information cannot be sold." The eyes of the newly appointed employee Piao Piao lit up.
"There's still 818, this kind can't be forgotten." Fu Chen laughed, "Especially when there is a Great God List in the future, the men and women around the Great God List, black material, these are all money."
Piao Piao was puzzled, "Didn't we become paparazzi?"
Fuchen: "Only you are, I'm in charge of selling."
"..."
"Besides, what if someone comes to beat me and I can't beat me? Throw a piece of material over and slap me in the face!" Fu Chen clanged forcefully.
"..." Piao Piao was speechless for a moment, and choked out a rainbow fart, "The boss is really far-sighted."
After chatting with Piao Piao, Fu Chen ran to find someone to play with.
"Hi, Xiaoqiang, how are you doing?" Fuchen greeted eagerly.
Qian Qingshan raised his head to look at this woman, it was this guy who kept him clean, he didn't dare to carry a single copper plate all over his body, he could only wear a beggar's outfit to reduce costs.
"I bought your supplies, can you let me go?" Gan Qingshan said coldly.
"Try taking off your pants." Fu Chen smiled.
Qian Qingshan took a deep breath and strengthened his heart to be a great god.He must!This dog must be trampled underfoot and crushed!
Fuchen smiled and took out the perspective mirror, focusing on [Dry Qingshan], "Oh, it's black-bottomed underwear."
Fuchen didn't need to think about it, just opened the world and saw that there was new news on the world channel.
[Fuchen Studio]: "Our Comrade Xiaoqiang is wearing black-bottomed patterned underwear, what a good baby."
Down below it was bitterly cold.
Fuchen: She and the big boss have become more and more harmonious.Helpless.
Xiaoqiang himself didn't know anything about the world, and he became angry after being spotted by the floating dust, and drew his sword to kill him.
Floating dust pulls out flying sand.
The horse is a rear kick to Xiaoqiang!
Game over.
"Hey, you are the only one killed by a horse's hoof." Fu Chen provoked.
Qian Qingshan vomited blood in his heart, but he couldn't move his limbs.He ran to the World Channel to speak, and suddenly saw Fu Chen's screen swiping, he gritted his teeth, "Fu Chen, wait for me! If I don't kill you, I'm not human."
Fuchen: "Xiaoqiang is good. You are a very good species now."
Fuchen walked slowly to Qian Qingshan, went to pick up the things that Qian Qingshan had dropped, took out a pair of underwear, and shook his head. "You lost your underwear, what face do you have standing here, Xiaoqiang?"
Gan Qingshan vomited blood.
After all the calculations, I forgot that underwear is not a garment sent by the system, but also a commodity.He looked at the underwear sent by the system on his page, choking speechlessly.
"Or, I'll give you another big one." Fuchen said.
As soon as I said it, the World Channel brushed up.
[Fuchen Studio]: "Congratulations to Comrade Xiaoqiang for angering me again. From now on, all products will be sold at 20 times. If there are free products, double copies will also be given away."
Yun Duo Piao Piao clapped his hands: I knew it was a [-]% discount!Employees' preferential prices do not deceive me!
It's been seven days since the server was opened, and seeing that everyone is almost at level ten, few of them have taken the marrow washing pill correctly.
"Myth Game Company" sent people to chat with Fuchen.
"Dear [Fuchen Studio], the monopolistic operation of the marrow-washing pill has caused the game experience to be much lower than expected. The company hopes that you can distribute the marrow-washing pill to players normally."
"Okay." The boss negotiated.
Fuchen lay down and watched the play.
[Customer Service]: "Really? If you don't sell it, the company will sell it in the mall soon."
"Whatever." The boss said fearlessly.
Fu Chen eats potato chips and enjoys life.In holographic games, eating cannot suppress hunger, but it also has a taste experience.This is too humane, and it is convenient for floating dust.
The negotiator was completely confused about Fuchen's routine, and changed his mind: "The company received a report that you used the peep mirror to spy on the color of your underwear and it exploded. The company has fixed the bug, and the peep mirror can only be used to look at stones."
"Oh."
The negotiator didn't know what this person wanted to do, so he didn't follow the routine at all, so he could only continue to say, "In addition, the company will punish you, limit the transaction for three days, and notify the system for three days."
"Oh."
No response.
oh?Are you not worried?Shouldn't you be negotiating with me?Say I won't do it next time, and ask the company to forgive me?
The negotiator smiled professionally, "Did Fuchen Studio have no explanation for this matter?"
"I'm happy."
The representative couldn't hold back anymore, "Is there anything else to say?"
"I wish you a happy overtime!"
Ok?
The representative felt that something was fraudulent.But it's out of his hands.Feedback results to superiors.
The superior was also surprised, "Notify the punishment immediately."
[World Announcement]: "[Fuchen Studio]'s wayward behavior has caused the player's game experience to be poor, and he is prohibited from trading for three days. This announcement is hereby."
Everyone cheered.
The customer service finally responded to my report! (In fact, as long as you don't like floating dust, you will report it.)
[Fuchen Studio] immediately responded: "Congratulations, the boss of [Fuchen Studio], Mr. Fuchen, I'm so happy! Hereby, I will give away the marrow washing pill for free for three days!"
Scroll to play, every 5 minutes!
A gift is not a transaction.
As long as you see someone, send it immediately.If the other party agrees, accept it.Disagree, and lie in the burden.
Above is the hanging world announcement, and below is the scrolling Floating Dust Workshop announcement, which slapped the face.
The players suspected: Is the studio planning to fight against the game company?After all, studios compete with game companies for profits, and generally consciously avoid game companies and act in a low-key manner.
At the same time, Yun Duo Piao Piao posted an article on the official website in the name of Fuchen Studio: "The correct usage of Xisui Pill! You all have to commit suicide and start over!"
Here are a few short words:
"Please call me Master Fuchen, who will make me happy, and save you from the fire and water."
"You must not add any skill points to take Xisui Pill. Except for pinching your face, you can't change your clothes. Taking Xisui Pill at this time will improve your basic attributes."
"It can increase 3 basic attributes, and the upper limit of each is 15%. In the later stage, every tenth level of practice can increase three attributes by 5%."
"If you don't take Xisui Pill, you must be at least level 0 to get back to level [-] after taking Xisui Pill."
"Today, Lord Fuchen is happy, everyone will give away the marrow washing pill, double the gift."
Everyone went crazy, they ran to ask the customer service, and got affirmative answers, a bunch of people asked on World Channel, "Lord Fuchen, where are you? I love you."
The customer service smiled, and replied later: "The main task of level 12 will prompt the correct method of washing the marrow pill. It is impossible that level 40 is not as good as level 0."
No one is watching.
I don't even care about it.
After seven days of hard training, I finally got out of Xinshou Village, and I will be back in my mother's womb with one move!
Is there anything more tragic than this?
You have to stay in Novice Village for seven days, and I didn't scold your game company!No, I'm going to get a low score!
The people from the game company are going crazy!
The score dropped from 9.8 to 7, don't worry too much.
As for Fuchen, put a reclining chair, shake the feather fan, and reply in the world: "I am happy today, address: the top of Broken Cliff."
Everyone ran to Broken Intestine Cliff one after another.
Fu Chen laughed and said, "Let's jump, one jump will relieve thousands of worries."
If you jump off the heartbroken cliff at level [-], the people in Xinshou Village will die back to their wombs.
"I jump, will you give it?" Everyone asked.
Fuchen pointed to the banner raised by ten horses.
Letter: "If you jump, I'll give it away! In addition, ten cliff jumpers are randomly selected and given away as Li Feisha."
At the bottom of the cliff, Yun Duo fluttered and presented two marrow washing pills to everyone who died as a corpse.
This world is too dreamy, she is a bit incapable of accepting it.
After the game company makes a decision and the player commits suicide and restarts, 5 marrow washing pills will be automatically sent out.
At this time, thousands of players have already jumped off the cliff.
The game score dropped from 7 points all the way, and it was rushing to the road of failing.
Gan Qingshan saw the five marrow-washing pills in the package. He was already impoverished, and his last property—underpants—was taken away. Unexpectedly, he still did not escape the point of committing suicide.
I feel a little regretful, why were you so confused at the beginning?Wouldn't it be good to give 5?
He didn't jump off the cliff, knowing in his heart that Fuchen Studio's behavior would definitely make the game company compensate.So just wait.
However, not so happy.
I can't be happy at all.
The game company issued an order, "No one should leave tonight. Hold an emergency meeting first, discuss how to save players and save ratings, and implement it quickly."
All employees of "Myth Game Company" condolences to Fuchen: Die badly!
After get off work that day, [Fuchen Studio] posted another article with the title: "Your eagerness to commit suicide won my heart."
The content of the article is a video of "thousands of people collectively jumping off a cliff to commit suicide".
You still have a video?
Don't be too doggy!A bunch of people rose up against the case.
Woohoo, that's too much.
Automatically brush the low score of the game with both hands, and hang [Floating Dust Studio].
Woo woo woo, I am not convinced.
Not only that, Fuchen wrote at the bottom of the video: "I am very touched by the appearance of you begging for death. Each of you sent a bolt of flying sand, thank you." Then posted the names of ten people.
The first one: Comrade Xiaoqiang ([Qian Qingshan]).
Fuchen saw a series of operations, and was also puzzled: "Is Xiaoqiang here? Why didn't I know?"
Dabai: "No. So what?"
Fu Chen's brain twitched.Then asked, "How did you screen these people?"
"The eight in the middle are the ones who scold you the most. The last one is a friendly and cooperative one that confuses the public." Dabai was very proud.
Fuchen: Dog!When it comes to dogs, no one is better than you!
[Qian Qingshan] shouted injustice on the forum: "I didn't jump off the cliff! I didn't jump off the cliff! I really didn't jump off the cliff!"
No one believes it.
Especially when the last one [Gongsun Shizi] jumped out and said, "Thank you, Lord Fuchen, for the reward!"
No one believed it.
Everyone rose up and attacked it.
(End of this chapter)
You'll Also Like
-
At the beginning, the fusion of Kaneki Ken was broadcast live by the school beauty
Chapter 16 1 hours ago -
Cultivating Immortals through Double Transmigration: The Horror World Becomes My Backyard
Chapter 168 1 hours ago -
Deceiving the world, I created a modern extraordinary civilization
Chapter 169 1 hours ago -
High-end version of Honghuang: I became the god of high-end Honghuang
Chapter 107 1 hours ago -
All people change their jobs: My artifact entries can be infinitely stacked
Chapter 91 1 hours ago -
In Konoha: My ninjutsu can be practiced automatically
Chapter 52 1 hours ago -
Rebirth Fantasy: Obtaining the Sect System
Chapter 156 1 hours ago -
Special Forces: Breathe to Become Stronger
Chapter 195 1 hours ago -
Live broadcast: Let you go to the sea, you dig out a 100 billion ancient city
Chapter 63 1 hours ago -
Pirates: Kidnapped by Kaido to be his son-in-law
Chapter 178 1 hours ago