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"Ahaha!" Liu Shen was excited, picked up the floating dust, circled it, threw it away, and ran out again.

Fuchen rubbed his buttocks and waist, cursed secretly, and heard Liu Shen, a lunatic, rushing over, "wow" threw a mink coat, covering Fuchen's head and face.

"Sick!" Fuchen scolded.

It's a pity that people didn't hear it, or they were too excited to hear the swearing, so they left.

During the half month of waiting for the emperor to be called to serve, Liu Shen could be said to be proud of his horseshoe disease.

Too stupid to look at it.

Fu Chen refused to stay with him.

Called on the [-]th day of the twelfth lunar month, Liu Shen carefully dressed himself, and walked into the palace gate in a dignified manner.

Above the main hall, the old emperor called, "Are you this year's civil and military champion?"

"Yes." Liu Shen replied forcefully.

"Lift it up, let me have a look. Also let-"

Before he finished speaking, Liu Shen raised his head, and a grimace came out of nowhere!

The old emperor was so frightened that he fell out of the dragon chair, so he didn't faint, "You, what are you?"

Is this a human or a ghost?

Liu Shen was stunned, and said, "The minister is Liu Shen, the number one scholar in both civil and military affairs."

"Ah, ah." The old emperor forced himself to sit back calmly, and subconsciously looked at the father-in-law next to him, who immediately acted sloppily, "The emperor is tired, the number one scholar should go back first. The imperial decree will be delivered in a while."

Liu Shen just entered the palace and left again.

The whole person was very confused, feeling that he was in another time and space, which was hard to accept.

What do you mean?
Liu Shen walked back home in a daze, and just as he entered the house, the imperial decree arrived.

Fu Chen was forced to listen to the announcement together.

"Shengtian carries the transport, and the emperor Zhao said: Liu Shen, the double champion of civil and military affairs in Xinke, is the governor of the Northwest. I hereby."

Liu Shen accepted the order ignorantly.

Staring at the decree in a daze.

Governor of the Northwest?

Where is Northwest?A place where birds don't shit!
This piece of land is marked on the country's land, but in fact the imperial court is unable to take care of it. It is full of sand bandits and Beidi who beat autumn fat.

Northwest governor, in name only!
But the governor is not allowed to enter Ancheng without an edict.

He was kicked out of office.

After desperately preparing for the exam, all he got was an imperial decree and nothing.

After the father-in-law finished reading, he left without saying a word, wishing he could stay away.

Even if Fuchen couldn't see it, he probably guessed it.He smiled and said, "You won't scare the emperor, will you?"

no answer.

Liu Shen grabbed the imperial decree and looked at Fu Chen in a daze.

"Isn't it? Really!" Fu Chen was instantly excited, smiling happily, "Hahahaha! Oh my god, why is it so funny? Hahahahaha!"

"You are too ugly! The emperor threw you out of the circle of power directly! You have nothing to do with seeking power, money, military affairs and politics!"

"How ugly do you think you are? Live as a joke?"

"Hahahaha." Fuchen clutched his stomach, laughing in pain.

"Shut up!" Liu Shen became furious, "That's better than a blind man like you!"

"Hahahaha." Fuchen twitched with a laugh.

No, it hurts to laugh.This time not only my stomach hurts, but my hands and chest also hurt.

Liu Shen turned and left.

The next day, a new imperial decree came out.

The second place in the liberal arts stayed at the Imperial Academy, and Tanhua, who was beautiful, stayed by the emperor's side as a regular attendant.

All Wu Jinshi were sent out, mostly in the central or southern regions.

In addition, all the examiners this time had accidents.The chief examiner of liberal arts was directly "disarmed and returned to the field", and the chief examiner of martial arts was also thrown to the frontier, to the southern border. Like Liu Shen, he looked like an official, but in fact he was exiled!

Hearing this, Liu Shen trembled with anger.

What else does he not understand?
Because the No. [-] scholar who was promoted this time was a monster and bumped into the palace driver, so the examiner deserved to die too.

When Fuchen heard this, he was even more ridiculed.

"It seems that the emperor is frightened."

"I heard that you were born with a grimace, and you are the reincarnation of an evil spirit from hell."

Fuchen laughed.

The fact that the emperor was scared off because of the number one scholar in civil and military affairs has already spread in the public.

Naturally, the story of this civil and military champion was spread even more miraculously.

The reincarnation of ghosts is the strongest version and the most widely circulated theory.

"What are you happy about?" Liu Shen gritted his teeth, lost the "official way", he also tore off the disguise, and whispered in Fuchen's ear, "Tell me, if I sell you to the emperor, how many officials can I change?"

Fu Chen froze all over, and then chuckled, "I'm afraid, if you sell me, you will still have to live in the frontier. The emperor loves sex, but he is even more timid and cowardly. No matter what, he will send you to the frontier!"

Liu Shen smiled lightly, and brushed his fingers across Fuchen's face.

The sensitive skin is even more irritating when it comes into contact with rough hands.

Fu Chen was fully prepared for battle.

"It's the same frontier. Going as a governor is different from going as a general. My sister said yes? You should be worth the price, right?"

Fu Chen opened his mouth to speak, but after a moment of silence, he closed his mouth.

Heard someone describe it.Her appearance can probably sell for a good price.

Liu Shen didn't let anyone go, and continued, "Eunuch saw your appearance clearly that day. These days, the emperor indulges in Tanhualang, and when he has had enough of playing the dry road, guess whether Eunuch will push you out?" A blind man, he has a special flavor to play with, doesn't he?" He slapped Fu Chen's face.

Fuchen was silent, his cheeks were flushed and bloodshot.

Seeing that everyone was finally silent, Liu Shen left.

There was only Fu Chen alone in the courtyard.

The cool moonlight fell on the snow.

Fuchen couldn't help coughing up a mouthful of blood.

Blood red invaded snow white.

She forgot: she is still so weak.Weak enough to depend on this person to live.

Liu Shen died, and it would be difficult for her to survive in this world.

Fu Chen took a deep breath, suppressing the resentment in his heart.

That night, Liu Shen prepared the carriage all night, packed up his belongings and money, and left the next day when the city gate opened.

Twenty miles away from Ancheng, Liu Shen looked back at Ancheng, and said angrily, "How can such a foolish king rule the world? It's better to be destroyed! Since you are so afraid of me, I will make you fearful forever!"

"Three years! Three years, I will return to Ancheng! I will destroy you, the dog emperor!"

The accompanying 500 people were all silent.

Fuchen listened silently.

The 500 people who suddenly appeared here were all well-trained, and it was surprising that they didn't change their faces even after hearing such words of annihilation.

And among them, there is her maid, Jing.

This Liu Shen is hiding many things from her.

Liu Shen walked for two days with a team of [-] people, and finally stayed in a temple on the mountain called "Qingshan Temple".

The mountain is Tushan, which stretches for hundreds of miles.

When something really happened, Liu Shen walked into the mountains to escape.

The temple is a big temple, and Wei Tuo's pestle is on his finger, and he can live for free for three days.

But because of the severe drought for three consecutive years, the surrounding area is almost deserted.The monks in the temple also ran away.Only one "Master Yichan" and one little novice monk were left.

Master Yichan was in charge and was unwilling to leave.

The little novice was too young to walk.Simply follow a Zen master to live a difficult life on the mountain.

For a house with an area of ​​over a thousand square meters, Liu Shen threw away three bags of grain and voluntarily abided by the rules of the temple and occupied them all without destroying them.

On the first day of his arrival, Fu Chen fumbled into the Daxiong Hall, burned three sticks of incense, and donated money for the sesame oil.But neither kneel down nor pray.I just stood there blankly, smelling the sandalwood and listening to the monks chanting.

"Does the donor have doubts?" Master Yichan put down the wooden fish and asked.

Fu Chen shook his head.She just doesn't believe it.

"Hey, pray to the Buddha." As soon as Fu Chen came out, Liu Shen, who was standing outside the hall, sarcastically said, "Is your eyes obtained by praying to the Buddha?"

Fu Chen tilted his head, remained silent for two seconds, and left.

Just two steps away, Liu Shen grabbed the cloak and hat.

"It's better to ask me than to ask Buddha." He laughed and said, walking to Fuchen's ear, "I'm the only person you can rely on in this world, sister."

Fuchen said nothing.

do not want to talk.

Liu Shen left first.

Fu Chen stared at his back, his dull eyes stayed for a moment, and then looked away.Go down the stairs and walk in the footprints step by step.

After that, the 500 people who were brought out practiced in the square every day, and they were also hired to collect firewood and cook.

Liu Shen has long-term plans.

In addition, Liu Shen wrote letters to contacts in many ways.

His appointment edict was burned, what this meant, Fuchen knew very well.

Liu's father also knew that Liu Shen was going to rebel and become king on his own, and he was very supportive - Fuchen was completely unsurprised by this - and sent over 20 silver notes, and said: Son, do a good job, and daddy supports it You—that's pretty much what it means.

Liu Shen is very busy every day and has to go out from time to time.

The two female relatives, Fuchen and Jing, nestled in a quiet corner, listening to the wind and snow and the noise of the martial arts competition outside.

New Year's Eve.

This New Year, Fuchen and Liu Shen spent in Qingshan Temple.

Liu Shen ordered people to cook fifty pots of broth in the yard, and each pot was a solid big fat pig.

In the years of severe drought and hunger, it is a luxury to be able to eat meat.

Fuchen smelled the smell of meat: he knew that soon he would raise troops and cause chaos.

"Eat." It was rare for Liu Shen to eat at the same table with Fu Chen.

In the past, she was thought to be a womanizer, unworthy to be at the same table with him.

It's New Year's Eve, and she, a blind man, accidentally got the title of "relative" and sat down with Liu Shen to eat a pot of meat.

Fu Chen fumbled to pick up the chopsticks, and tugged at the edge of the bowl.

The bowl is huge and the meat in the bowl is even bigger.

Before Fu Chen could open his mouth, his nose was scalded by the meat, and he put down his chopsticks trembling.

On the opposite side, Liu Shen said "hahaha".

Fu Chen ignored it and continued to grope for meat.

Today is the New Year, and everyone celebrates the New Year together.Jing was also called to eat meat, so she didn't have to wait on her.Therefore, eating meat in the dust has also become a technical job.

Stirring the chopsticks, trying to bite a piece, and then groping to bite down.But it can't be bitten, others can easily locate where the meat grows, but Fu Chen doesn't know.After fiddled with it, the soup was scattered in the bowl, and there was a smell of meat on the clothes.

"Let me do it." Liu Shen took the bowl, used her chopsticks to tear off the meat piece by piece, and let the floating dust touch the edge of the bowl to eat piece by piece.He broke his bones and sucked the juice himself—at this time, he also knew the importance of food.

It can be extravagant, but it must not be wasted.

The big day passed by in a hurry, and Liu Shen was even more busy in the following days.

There were other figures on the mountain and down the mountain.Coming and going, very lively, adding a lot of noise to the silent winter day.

Because of the severe drought in the Northwest and Northeast, countless people heard about the rebellion and went to serve as soldiers one after another.

Liu Shen's team surged from the initial 3 to [-].

Fu Chen and Jing hid in the yard, not seeing anyone.The courtyard door is closed.If you see people, you must cover your face and body tightly.

If there are too many people, you can meet all kinds of people.

The floating dust looks in line with the aesthetics of this world.Jing knows a little bit of kung fu, but I'm afraid that two hands can't beat four punches.

In order to reduce trouble, Fuchen hides from people.

Also bothering, there are old monks and young monks in the monastery.

The lamp oil was stolen every day, and the old monk felt distressed and helpless.

But the old monk dared not speak.

He talked to Liu Shen, of course he can control one or two.But after a few days, Liu Shen will be able to forget.However, the people below will be obsessed with revenge and find him to settle accounts.

Those who come to join the army can do anything wrong.Liu Shen didn't refuse either.I don't see any meat on weekdays, but when I saw that the lamp oil was still burning in the temple, I thought about lamp oil.

There are many people, how to control it is a problem.

The old monk could only dodge, secretly hide the lamp oil, and reluctantly gave up several large cylinders of lamp oil.

And Liu Shen, who is in the top position, is naturally unaware of this matter.Has been busy with the big event of raising troops.

The few partners he found were also from private salt dealers, and they pooled together one million silver taels.

Those who sell private salt are basically wealthy, but they are oppressed by the court, and any dog ​​official has a higher status than them.The hard-earned foundation can also be easily bitten off by officials.

At this time, there was a severe drought, and the imperial taxation increased instead of decreasing, and at the same time, the number of people joining the army increased.Almost every household has a male, and the male must join the army.Leaving women, children, old and young to bear exorbitant taxes.

The people have problems even eating, and the salt is even more saved.Private salt dealers were greatly troubled.As soon as Liu Shen said, several partners assembled several troops to join together.

After the reunion, everyone discussed, find a day to sacrifice the knife, and formally rebel!

And this day is February [-], the day when the dragon raises its head.

Master Yichan heard this and came to pray, "Can you not be in this temple on the day of sacrificial sword?"

Liu Shen thought: Blood must be seen on sacrificial knives, and it is really not good to see blood in temples.These days it also delays people a lot of time, it is not good not to agree to this request.Then he agreed.

On February [-]nd, all members lined up and dispatched.Fu Chen was also dragged by Jing to stand beside Liu Shen.

Under the banner of the big "Liu" army, Liu Shen drew his sword.

There is a person tied in front of him, this person is a county magistrate (equivalent to a deputy mayor), who was caught by Liu Shen to sacrifice a knife to a relative who went out of the city during the Chinese New Year.It is also unlucky.At this time, seeing that the knife was sharp, and the person holding the knife was even more fierce, he was so scared that he peed his pants.

Liu Shen stepped forward, just as he was about to raise the knife, he caught a glimpse of the floating dust in black clothes out of the corner of his eyes.Changed my mind.

"Retire this person. I will not kill people today. If I want to kill him, I will kill him in a battle with Wang's officers. (Huang's "Wang")" Liu Shen said.

When everyone hears it, it makes sense.

So what sacrificial knife to take?
Liu Shen looked around and saw a big tree.

The tree was thick and thick, its whole body was black, its horned branches and dragon claws, the two main trunks intertwined upwards, standing proudly.

Born very tough and beautiful.

"That's the only one." Liu Shenlang smiled and chopped off the big black tree with a knife.But there was a sharp howling and screaming, and the fallen tree writhed on the ground.

"Spirits! Trees have grown!" everyone screamed, with a mix of fear and more excitement.

But the tree on the ground suddenly jumped up and came towards the floating dust!

Fuchen was originally pulled away by Jing, but he smelled a rancid stench.The backside is full of people, and there is no way for the dust to retreat.

I was stunned, but I heard a shout!
Among the crowd, Liu Shen jumped up and swung the knife, and stabbed it into the tree with a "crush".

Asked by those who couldn't see behind, why is it a tree head?

The person in front said, "You are stupid because you have a mouth."

Everyone saw that the big tree was divided into two branches facing Liu Wang's sister, and there were still white teeth in the branches. Could it be a mouth?
Liu Shen stepped forward to take the knife, and took a closer look, good guy, that's not a tree!It's a snake!
If you look closely, the branches on the head are also quite strange, and the knife is pierced into it, which is a bit hard.Stretching out his hand to explore his brain, he found a small pimple.

The people next to him saw the situation clearly, and some who understood said excitedly, "It's a horn! A snake that is about to become a dragon! You killed a big snake!"