Quick wear: the villain's father's fine cub

Chapter 501 Cute and Stupid Zombie Dad 2 (Zombie Dad Afterlife 2)

There was already a pool of blood under the body of the person who fell on the ground. He stretched out his hand, opened his mouth and shouted silently, "Help me."

The three of them looked at each other, and the peach wood sword quickly cut to the heart.

The floating dust that entered the hole quickly jumped to the far side after being picked out of the bag, away from the ugly zombie.Her body was tattered and black smoke was coming from many places.

"Oh oh oh." The ugly zombie roared.

Fu Chen didn't even think about it, jumped into the tomb, threw himself into the coffin, and closed the coffin lid.

The ugly zombie walked over, pushed open the coffin lid, and reached in.

The dust shrank.

Touching the wound with his hand, the black color entered his body, and the wound healed quickly.

His hand slowly swept across the wounds, and finally touched her nails.

Fuchen came to his senses, seeing that the ugly zombie didn't kill her, he hesitated for a while, then quickly turned around and signaled: Well, the butt, the butt hurts too!
The first time the light entered the hole, it burned her ass.

Without hesitation, the hand moved to the buttocks for treatment.

"Oh ho ho!" the ugly zombie shouted.

Fu Chen thought for a moment.In response, "Oh."

"Ho Ho," said the ugly zombie again, turning over into the coffin.

Two zombies lie in a coffin.Fortunately, the coffin was a large single-person coffin, and the two of them lay next to each other without feeling crowded.

Fuchen glanced at the well-behaved ugly zombie beside him, and subconsciously walked over.

At this moment, she became dependent on the ugly zombie next to her.

It was also the day she knew: it was dangerous outside; she would sleep in a coffin during the day, and that this same kind would save her.

As night falls, the floating dust and ugly zombies wake up.Open the lid and grind your teeth.

In order to take care of Fuchen, the ugly zombie allowed her to hold the coffin lid and grind her teeth.And he squatted on the ground to grind the corners of the coffin.

This process occurs when sleeping in a coffin during the day.

That is to say, the position of the coffin is a point where the yin energy of heaven and earth automatically gathers.

And the ugly zombie defaults to her sleeping.

Fu Chen silently wrote down.

After staying in the cemetery for five days, Fu Chen's temper gradually became stronger.

Although she is a little zombie, the zombie in front of her has no teeth, so she has no deterrence.

The natural sense of territory and fighting rose up.Fu Chen bounced around the coffin, staring at the big zombie, thinking about how to deal with him.

"Aww." Fuchen yelled, attracting Ugly Jiang Zombie over.Touch the coffin board with your hand.

The coffin board is made of golden nanmu, and the texture is still there despite the years.

The zombie was attracted, jumped, squatted down and moved in front of the floating dust.

Fuchen jumped up, and with his outstretched fingers, he pushed the big zombie's head to the side.

"Aw!" The ugly zombie hit its head directly on the top of the coffin, a piece of skin fell off its face, and opened its mouth, "Aww!"

Fu Chen grabbed the coffin board and moved it little by little.

The sound of "Zi" and "Zi" rubbing in the secret room was dull and powerful, showing someone's wolf ambition.

Fu Chen stared straight at the big zombie, the toothless big zombie, jumped a step further.

The coffin board made a loud noise following the "bounce".

The ugly zombie took a step back, then stepped forward and roared in protest, "Roar!"

Fu Chen picked up the coffin board and threw it on the ugly zombie's head.

"Bang" with a loud noise.

The ugly zombie didn't dare to move, and shrank into a ball.

"Roar." The ugly zombie protested softly.

"Huh?" Fu Chen made a gesture to get angry.

"Oh." The ugly zombie lowered his head.

After finishing everything, Fu Chen patted the coffin, motioning for sleep.

The ugly zombie subconsciously wants to jump in first.

"Roar!" Fu Chen roared.

She has teeth, and she doesn't want to swear her authority.

The experience of human beings is no longer remembered.

Now she is a little zombie floating dust.

The corpse that jumped in jumped back again.Frozen in place for a long time.

The ugly zombie showed its eyesight at this time and tried to lift the coffin lid.

Satisfied, Fuchen jumped in by himself and slept in the middle of it grandiosely.

The ugly zombie moved the coffin lid closer, looked left and right, but there was no place.

"Oh." Wronged.

Fu Chen roared in response.

Scared, the ugly zombie slowly crawled into the coffin, squeezed beside the coffin, and closed the coffin.

During the day, except for getting up and grinding her teeth, she lay in the coffin.

There are Taoist priests outside, and she doesn't want to go out.

Her level is too low, and she is still in her infancy, so she is not suitable for running more.

Lying dead and practicing is what she should do.

Disliked that the big zombie took up too much space, Fuchen simply kicked the big zombie outside.

The big zombie wandered around the sealed coffin for a long time at night, silently touched its fangless mouth, jumped up, fell back on the coffin board, and fell asleep.

A small zombie was sleeping in the coffin, and a big zombie was lying on the coffin board.

In this way, the two zombies slept properly for five years, and Fuchen came up with the idea of ​​seeing the world.

"Ho Ho." She directed the ugly zombie to find a place to play for herself.

The big zombie, who was used to being enslaved, expertly brought the floating dust to the back of the tomb.

The main entrance of the tomb is hidden in the mountains.

Behind is a natural waterfall, which is covered by the tomb.

Seeing the water, the floating dust is in a happy mood. "Aww" screamed and jumped down.The ugly zombie didn't hold back, and simply jumped off.

Among the five elements, zombies belong to earth and ghosts belong to water.

But in yin and yang, zombies, ghosts, and water belong to yin, so two little zombies are very happy swimming in the water.

It was cloudy at this time.

The water is deep.

Even in the daytime, it has no effect on the floating dust, so it happily swims above.

Zombie doesn't need to breathe, she just needs to float on top of the water.

And the ugly zombie went to the bottom of the water.

There were corpses under the water, he could feel it.

However, before he could identify the black masses at the bottom of the water, they surrounded him.

water ghost.

The zombie looked at the black ink-like water ghosts surrounding him.

These water ghosts have two or three hundred years of Taoism, and they are numerous.

They circled and circled the zombie, finding no response, and turned to the floating dust on the surface of the water.

The black water rolled towards Fuchen, Fuchen stared blankly, very curious, and turned from the black water.

Still a little comfortable.

The big zombie was jumping up and down trying to join in the fun, but he couldn't jump up, and he lay down like a floating dust as a dead body floated up, and moved his feet into the black water circle to join in the fun.

The black water entangled Fu Chen in circles, and Fu Chen stared blankly.Big zombies swim around the floating dust and float on the black water.

After a few minutes.

A female ghost came forward angrily, "What's the matter with you?!" Heishui automatically made long hair and connected to the female ghost.

When the zombies saw the "person", they all opened their mouths wide and exposed their fangs, chasing the female ghost.

Fu Chen moved the fastest, jumped up and rushed towards the female ghost, opened his mouth to bite, obviously biting the "person" and biting the water.

The big zombie also ran to bite, and also took a mouthful of water.

However, the big and small zombies didn't react, and they kept rushing forward, biting forward, until they bit their own teeth and kept biting.

The female ghost remained motionless, watching the second zombie repeat the "bite" of Yamashita's opening and closing in her head.

After 10 minutes, the female ghost saw the large and small zombies and hadn't reacted yet, so she was very speechless.

"Enough! Can you see if you can touch me?" the female ghost scolded.

None of the zombies responded, and they still bit the "person".

The female ghost walked away speechlessly, chasing after two big and small zombies "Kach" and "Kach", gnashing her teeth, but ignored them.

The female ghost hid in the mud at the bottom of the water.

The zombies patrolled the bottom of the water for two months before giving up their pursuit.

The female ghost responded: Zombies are all mentally ill.It's better to be a ghost.

The female ghost remembers that she has idiot neighbor zombies.

Fuchen also remembered that there was a ration next door that he couldn't finish.

From winter to autumn, Fuchen and Big Zombie always go to the lake to find female ghosts to bite, until the sun starts to pass through this mountain stream.

After the sun appeared, Fuchen sat at the entrance of the cave, looked at the water and sighed.

Occasionally, the sky is overcast with dark clouds, completely blocking the sun, and it is cloudy again.The two zombies got another day to swim.

The mountains don't know the years, and the two don't know how long they stayed in the tomb.Rather, the two of them had fun together.

The sun shines through the waterfall.

There are also bits and pieces of sunlight growing at the entrance of the cave.

The little light couldn't hurt, but it still made the two zombies uncomfortable.

Time allows the two to grow.

Fu Chen looked at the sun and began to think how nice it would be to be in the sun.

Big Zombie would love to get out too.The dead skin on his face began to become elastic a little bit.

When the two of them are free, they will start to squat beside the sun and grind their teeth.

In the shadow line, two stupid zombies will seriously grind their teeth.

Beyond the shadow line, there are bright sunshine and jubilant waterfalls.Outside the waterfall, there are great rivers and mountains.

Grinding your teeth is a delicate and demanding task.

The two corpses grind their teeth tirelessly every day, even if the teeth are not itchy, they will polish them meticulously.

Teeth are the biggest symbol of strength of zombies.Zombies without teeth can never go out. They must wait until the teeth grow back before going out, otherwise they will be killed by other corpses.

In the process, Fuchen found that using the zombie's teeth to grind his teeth was the most beneficial way.

She turned her mind on the big zombie.

With a "roar", the big zombie handed over his broken tooth.

The broken tooth was also well ground and polished by him.

Fuchen liked it very much, and ground his teeth on his own.

Ugly Zombies don't like it when they bite their teeth for the first time.And soon he was attracted by the big project of grinding his teeth, so he grinded his teeth seriously.

Another long period of time, so long that the floating dust and the two big zombies also have their own thinking (the mental age is about three years old for human beings), and they know how to be bored.

The two corpses began to discuss going outside to play.But afraid of Taoist priests.

The female ghost in the lake ran out along the underground river many times to play, and educated the two mindless zombies while folding silk flowers for themselves, "It's been a different time outside."

"The original Taoist priests became monks in charge. The country prospered the Buddha and destroyed the Tao."

"There are no Taoist priests chasing you."

"The original grandsons of Taoist priests have died.

The female ghost came up with an idea, "There is a village surnamed Sun at the foot of the mountain. There are not many people, more than 100 people. Go and try it. Come back if you are afraid."

Fu Chen and Big Zombie looked at each other at the same time, they didn't quite understand what was going on before, they only knew that there were people down the mountain. More than 100 people!
into the night.

Two zombies opened the door of the tomb and sneaked down the mountain.They can already walk, but they are still used to bouncing around.

There is indeed a village at the foot of the mountain.There is a lot of anger, human anger.

The teeth in the mouth itched again, eager to bite.

Desire is growing wildly.

Zombies of all sizes blushed, staring at the fat meat in the yard in front of them, and bit the pig's butt with one bite.

"Aww." The pig fell to the ground, moaning and panting.

The people in the house heard the sound and came out grabbing the iron rake.A hexagonal mirror is affixed directly above the portal.

Floating dust's fear of humans has continued to this day.Regardless of 21 [-], carry the big zombie and run into the grave.

The first time he was born, he ended in embarrassment.

The death of pigs in the village is a big deal.

The family suspected that wild animals were surrounding them.

People in the village beat all over the mountains and plains with gongs and drums to drive away wild animals.

The female ghost knew what was going on, and pointed at the two worthless zombies, "Hahahaha! You bite pigs! Zombies bite pigs!"

Fuchen and the big zombie stared at the female ghost without any embarrassment.There was a pig in front of me.

After that, Fuchen hid in the tomb, unwilling to see humans.

But the big zombie got a bad taste, and went down the mountain twice in three days to bite things. The livestock in the yard would bite when they saw it, and occasionally people who were left alone were bitten by him.

The plague soon broke out at the foot of the mountain, and people died or escaped.

The foot of the mountain became an empty city.

Only bandits and bandits passing by occasionally were caught twice by the big zombies.

The little zombie Fuchen stared at the person, and something gradually came to his mind.

Someone started to enter the mountain to catch zombies.

Fu Chen scolded the big zombie, "Ho Ho Ho Ho!" He was not allowed to go down the mountain again.

Every day she drags the big zombie to sleep in the coffin in the grave to practice, to overcome the desire of the fangs.

The grave is home, and the coffin is the safest place.The two zombies cuddled together and spent a long time.

The floating dust that has gradually grown in wisdom will consciously protect the mountain and the people in the mountain.

Fuchen no longer allowed the big zombie to bite people, knocked his teeth, and threatened not to eat people anymore, and practiced longevity seriously.

The villagers began to gather at the foot of the mountain again, and the crowd gradually increased.

The world gradually stabilized.

Occasionally, they will give a lesson to the mountain households and children who urinated on their graves, show up to scare them, or run to the other party's house to blow Yin Qi to make them sick.

They silently guarded their home and the creatures in the mountains.

Experience the fire in the mountains and call the rain to rain.

When the villagers at the foot of the mountain were attacked by bandits and enemy troops, they went down the mountain to kill people.

Until, 1000 years later, their mountains were designated as nature reserves.

The mountain where the tomb is located is the core area, not the tourist area.

But the waterfall behind the mountain is a highlight of the reserve, and a line has been developed to watch the mountain.Because the water area has been developed, the female ghost who can freely enter and exit multiple water environments is applying nail polish while teaching the two pedantic zombies, "It's fun outside! It's colorful and beautiful. You must go out and see the world."

"Why are you staying here? It's been 300 years, isn't it enough?"

"Here, people stare at their asses every day. You can't come to play in the water, and you can't grind your teeth behind the waterfall. Life is completely disrupted."

"Why bother?"

The female ghost raised her winking eyes, took a look, and continued to paint her toenails with her head down, "Besides, you all look like humans, so why stick to it here. Practice, practice, if you don't go down the mountain to cross the human calamity, how can you practice ascension?"

The two zombies lay resting under the water, listening to the female ghost's noise, they didn't feel anything.

The female ghost was just talking to herself, and didn't plan that the two zombies would listen. Known 1000 years ago that zombies are stupid.

Under the dark water, two zombies looked at the water above their heads.There are several people swimming on the water.Bare feet and belly look so dazzling on the water.

Since it was developed here, people have been jumping into the lake to swim.

Even if there is a "No Swimming" sign next to it, some people swim in the water blatantly.The villagers even took the lead in playing.

The two zombies can only play on the bottom of the water, and then walk to the bottom of the mountain where the lake overflows, go to the bottom of the tomb to get out of the water, and return to the main tomb.

If it wasn't for the moonlight on the tomb wall, the zombies, big and small, would never have thought of going out.

The former robber's mouth was exposed because of the fallen wood.

Zombies, big and small, shoveled soil overnight to bury the hole, and then covered the big tree next to it.While the two were busy, they were discovered by the forest guards who got up early.

"Who are you?" The forest guard looked at the young man and the little girl in surprise, not understanding how they got into the deep mountain.

(End of this chapter)