Siheyuan: Me!Stupid Zhu and his father intercepted Hu Qinhuairu

Chapter 86 The Big Mom's Calculation (Full Order)
At the end of the trouble, the neighbors in the courtyard were no longer surprised by Jia Zhang's behavior, and no one paid any attention to her.

Jia Zhang is making fun of himself.

That's it.

Then, she began to get busy preparing meals for lunch.

Because, after a while, the aunt will have to lead the girl into the door of their Jia's house!

At this time, Xu Damao had already come out from the backyard, and he was busy going to Lou's house for a blind date.

When passing by the middle courtyard, he even spat at Jia's family, "What the hell, you know how to call your soul every day, the old ones don't look like old ones, and the young ones don't look like men, no wonder Qin Huairu wants to run away, she deserves it !"

Xu Damao also heard Jia's mother and son carelessly in the middle courtyard in the backyard, which made him feel very bad.

Just now when I passed by the middle courtyard, I saw that Jia's mother and son were not in the courtyard, and they cursed to have a good time.

After speaking, Xu Damao was ready to leave.

At this time, He Daqing suddenly opened his mouth and shouted: "Boy Xu, where are you going?"

Xu Damao looked back, and it turned out that He Daqing was calling him.

Xu Damao hurriedly responded with a smile: "So it's Uncle He, no, today is my blind date with Miss Lou's family. I'm going to meet someone at Lou's house right now!"

Although Xu Damao didn't get along well with Shazhu, he still behaved politely in front of He Daqing.

And the last time He Daqing didn't lend him his bicycle, he wasn't angry either, anyway, first come first come first, that's the reason.

He Daqing replied flatly: "You are capable, even Miss Lou's family can go on a blind date with you!"

Xu Damao laughed from ear to ear: "Haha, I, Xu Damao, I am also a projectionist in a rolling mill, and I will definitely have a bright future in the future. The Lou family can see me because they have vision!
So what, Uncle He, I won't chat with you anymore, I'm still in a hurry, I can't be late for the first time, and I will marry Miss Lou later, so remember to do me a favor and drink our wedding wine! "

With that said, Xu Damao waved his hand, and he walked towards the gate.

He Daqing looked at Xu Damao's leaving back but fell into deep thought.

She has seen Lou Xiao'e before. Although she is innocent, she is not so confused.

The key to this matter lies in the attitude of Lou Zhenhua and his wife.

I don't know how the Lou family will deal with Xu Damao!

……

But he said that He Daqing was idle and bored in the morning, so he kept drinking tea.

After going back and forth, he suddenly felt urgent to urinate, so he went to the public toilet at the gate of the compound.

When he came out, he happened to see a familiar figure walking towards the courtyard.

He Daqing took a closer look, who else could it be if this was not a big mother.

I saw a young girl next to her, who looked slender and well-proportioned.

Could it be Jia Dongxu's blind date?

He Daqing suddenly remembered what Jia Zhang had said to him.

Think about it, it should be right.

Moreover, it seemed that the two of them were still muttering something while bowing their heads.

He Daqing came on a whim, and sneaked behind them while the two were not paying attention.

At this time, when they were about to reach the gate of the compound, the two of them stopped suddenly.

He Daqing reacted quickly.

See such a scene.

He hurriedly turned around and hid behind the wall at the corner, avoiding the sight of the two of them.

The first mother looked around at this time and saw that there was no idler, so she didn't have too much doubt.

She was about to enter the compound, and it was obvious that she was still a little uneasy.

Then, she began to ask the girls around her again: "Xiuying, we will enter the compound in a while, don't forget what I told you, this Jia Dongxu is nothing to be afraid of, the key is his mother, this mother-in-law The child's eyes are vicious!
When you are walking in front of her later, you must restrain yourself a bit, don't take a step and jump out, if you don't pay attention and she sees something, it's not good! "

The girl next to her nodded hurriedly, and responded: "I remember, big mother, I will be careful, I will definitely not reveal the fact that I gave birth to a child!"

The aunt said: "That's good. If it weren't for the fact that you and I are distant relatives, and your mother kept begging me to find you a home in the city, I wouldn't be in this troubled water!"

This matter was actually decided by Yi Zhonghai and his wife after many discussions.

Their idea is very simple, that is to go to the countryside to find a girl from a relative's family, preferably the kind that is easy to handle.

However, I have searched and searched, but have not found a suitable one.

Only then did a widow come over, and she had already given birth to a baby, and her age was 25 or 20, but later it was changed to [-] years old, but of course this matter should not be announced.

Turn around and wait for the two to pull the certificate, and the raw rice will be cooked, and everything will be fine.

At that time, they will not only have a master-student relationship with the Jia family, but also have a relationship. In this way, even if they are old in the future, the Jia family will definitely not care about their life and death. After all, the pension will be guaranteed.

"I will definitely remember your kindness, Big Mom! If there is anything that needs me in the future, I will try my best to help!" The girl said all kinds of good things, trying to please Big Mom.

After all, Da Ma helped her find a home in the city and escaped her rural life for her.

Moreover, her two children did not have to support themselves, and stayed directly at her husband's house.

Of course, what kind of crooked thoughts are going on in Big Mom's heart, she naturally doesn't know.

"It's just that there is another trouble, I'm afraid I can't hide it..." Suddenly, she seemed to have thought of something, with a worried expression on her face.

"What's the trouble?" The first mother hurriedly asked, she was also afraid that if something happened again, her plan would be disrupted.

"Then what, I'm no longer a big girl with yellow flowers. It's not good if I'm found out in the bridal chamber!" Speak up.

The aunt paused, thinking about this matter was indeed a bit embarrassing. Although Jia Dongxu was not very smart, he knew something about this kind of thing after all.

He pondered for a moment.

The big mother's eyes lit up, and she suddenly paid attention.

She said confidently: "It's not a big deal, I can do it!"

"any solution?"

The aunt went on to say: "It's very simple. When you hold a wedding banquet, your uncle and I will definitely come over. Jia Dongxu is your uncle's apprentice, and he will definitely toast us at that time.

Later, I will say hello to Lao Yi and ask him to drink Jia Dongxu a few more drinks, preferably to get him drunk!

When the time comes, you help him back, and it's not up to you whether you make trouble at night or not! "

"But, didn't you just say that my future mother-in-law is very smart? Don't let her squat outside and listen to the corner. Jia Dongxu sleeps like a dead pig, and I can't make a fuss!" The girl was still a little worried.

"Oh, it's okay. She can't see what's going on inside, so she just listens to the sound. You can just call out a few times and let her hear it. It's no big deal!" The first mother continued to comfort her.

Then, she thought again, with Jia Zhang's temper, she might come over to check the sheets the next day.

Then, she ordered again: "I will prepare a clean cloth for you later, and put some chicken blood and duck blood on it in the first few days of your marriage, and then you put this cloth on the bed, even if Jia Mrs. Zhang has seen it, so she won't suspect anything!"

After everything was arranged properly, the two of them had no other worries, so they were relieved.

Then the two entered the gate one after the other.

But the big mother didn't know that the partition wall has ears.

In addition, He Daqing's physical fitness is the limit of human beings, and his hearing is also very good, even though he is separated by a short distance.

However, He Daqing heard what she said just now clearly and clearly.

Not a single word was left behind.

He Daqing was very excited, Dare Yi Zhonghai and his wife are holding back their farts!
On the surface, he pretended to be a good person, saying that he wanted to find a partner for Jia Dongxu, but in the end he was planning for his own retirement.

This thought is really not ordinary vicious.

Then again.

After all, this is a matter between the Jia family and Yi Zhonghai, so He Daqing will naturally not intervene in other matters.

However, now this handle, he can firmly hold it in his hands.

One day Yi Zhonghai wants to make trouble and make himself unhappy, this is his trump card.

Thinking of this, He Daqing was in a good mood for a while.

He hummed a ditty and walked towards the compound.

When he came to the middle courtyard, the first mother had already started to invite Jia's family to come out to welcome the new daughter-in-law.

"Sister Jia, come out quickly, girl, I brought you here!"

After hearing the movement, Mrs. Jia Zhang hurriedly put down the work in her hands and ran out in a hurry.

Jia Dongxu followed closely behind, but he ran so fast that he almost didn't fall over.

Seeing both Jia's mother and son came out, the first mother smiled, but seeing Jia Zhang's red and swollen face, she felt a little disgusted, and said, "Sister Jia, what... is this face?"

Li Xiuying also frowned, a little puzzled, but she didn't say much when they met for the first time, and just stayed quietly beside the big mother.

Seeing that the aunt asked why, but Jia Zhang didn't want to bring up those sad things, she waved her hand and said: "Don't worry about these things, it's important to introduce the girl first!"

Seeing that many of the neighbors in the courtyard rushed over to watch the fun, Jia Zhang didn't want to miss this opportunity to show off.

The aunt paused for a moment and understood what she meant, so she also acted with Jia Zhang, and said with a smile: "How about it, Jia Zhang, this girl is as beautiful as the one introduced by Wang Matchmaker!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang smiled from ear to ear, this girl is really good-looking, her face is pretty, a little cool, her figure is well-proportioned, but her buttocks are very round, she can be seen to be very fertile.

"Okay, okay, just come, this girl is so handsome!"

And Jia Dongxu's eyes were straightened, and he almost didn't let out a sigh.

He immediately fell in love with the girl in front of him. Not only was she good-looking, but she also had a good figure. The places that should be protruding are protruding, and the places that should be thin are thin, especially those long legs, which are particularly slender and beautiful.

Jia Dongxu stared at it intently, and suddenly became fascinated, completely ignoring everyone's jokes.

When the first mother saw the expressions of Jia's mother and son, she knew they were very satisfied!
Her hanging heart finally let go.

Then, she hurriedly said to the girl beside her, "Xiuying, this is Aunt Jia and Jia Dongxu I told you about!"

"Aunt Jia, brother Dongxu, hello, my name is Li Xiuying, I am a distant relative of Da Ma, and I am 20 years old this year!" Li Xiuying greeted her generously, without any stage fright.

That sound of Brother Dongxu's cry made Jia Dongxu's heart almost melt.

"Ah hello……"

"Everyone is good……"

He couldn't help scratching the back of his head and giggling.

Now, he can be regarded as a face in the compound.

At this time, the residents in the courtyard heard the movement, and basically rushed over to watch the excitement.

Yan Bugui's family and Yi Zhonghai also came over.

Seeing Yi Zhonghai approaching, Jia Dongxu finally came to his senses, but the excitement on his face couldn't be hidden, he shouted foolishly: "Master!"

Li Xiuying was also clever. Seeing Jia Dongxu saying hello, she hurriedly called out: "Hello, Grandpa, I came back with Da Ma, and I came here to have a blind date with Brother Dongxu!"

"Yeah, good!" Yi Zhonghai said seriously, but when he looked at the girl in front of him, he was quite pretty.

Jia Zhang was also very satisfied when she saw it. Although the girl's appearance was not as good as Qin Huairu's, she looked very honest and generous. She should be easier to get along with and handle than Qin Huairu.

Moreover, judging by her figure, she is quite fertile.

For Jia Zhang, these are enough.

Originally, Jia Zhang wanted to show off in the courtyard for a while, when she saw He Daqing walking over with his hands behind his back.

Jiazhang panicked instantly, she was afraid that He Daqing would cause some sabotage again.

Then, she hurriedly said: "Stop standing here, please invite my daughter into the house, let's chat while drinking water!"

Seeing that Jia Dongxu still didn't understand why, she hurriedly urged: "Dongxu, why are you still standing there in a daze, hurry up and invite Miss Xiuying into the house!"

Only then did Jia Dongxu cheerfully invite people into the house.

When he was close to Li Xiuying's side, he could still smell the fragrance of the other party's body, and Jia Dongxu was almost drunk.

Although the girl in front of me is not as good as Qin Huairu, she looks more sensible and understands the rules than Qin Huairu.

For a while Jia Dongxu was overjoyed.

After Jia's mother and son led the girl in.

Neighbors in the courtyard also began to discuss enthusiastically.

Yan Bugui put on an old-fashioned attitude, and said to He Daqing who was beside him: "Hey, although this girl's appearance is not bad, but she looks a little cold, not a wealthy appearance, so the old Jia's family treats her as a treasure Already!"

He Daqing was a little surprised, and hurriedly asked: "Oh? Dare to ask you a teacher, and you can read pictures?"

"Shh!"

Yan Bugui put his finger on his mouth, took a breath, and hurriedly stopped He Daqing from continuing.

Then, he looked around and saw that no one was paying attention to the two of them, so he was relieved.

Then, he said to He Daqing in a soft voice: "Old He, you can't talk nonsense about this, that is, we two brothers can communicate casually, and don't let other people hear it, otherwise I'm not a good teacher?"

He Daqing smiled faintly, nodded, and did not answer.

Yan Bugui continued: "Let me tell you, Lao He, I, Yan Bugui, dare not say anything else, but this is the most accurate way to judge people. This girl has a story!"

"Oh? What's the story?" He Daqing was curious.

Yan Bugui said in a low voice: "You see, when she walked, she deliberately clamped her thighs tightly and her steps were small. How can she walk like this? In my opinion, there is either something wrong or it's intentional!"

He Daqing smiled and said nothing.

Unexpectedly, Yan Bugui's observation skills were very careful, which made him see it.

Speaking of this, Yan Bugui won't say anything further.

Then, he sighed again: "As the old saying goes, turnips and greens, everyone has their own love, and it is also said that a good horse is matched with a good saddle. This little broken horse, Jia Dongxu, can only be worthy of such a girl!"

After finishing speaking, Yan Bugui was not over yet, he continued to flatter He Daqing.

"You still have the ability to marry such a beautiful and caring daughter-in-law!"

He Daqing chuckled: "I can't help it. Girls are chasing after me so hard that I don't want anyone but me. I can only reluctantly sacrifice myself to make others happy!"

The two talked more and more vigorously.

Seeing that Yan Bugui deliberately raised himself up, he also climbed up the bamboo pole.

Yan Bugui smiled and said: "What a reluctance to make others happy!

Haha, if you want me to say that you are an old cow eating tender grass, you are a good boy when you get cheap! "

He Daqing smiled and said, "What's the matter, are you envious? Look for one later!"

Yan Bugui hurriedly waved his hands, "Don't, don't, please forgive me, I think, firstly, there is an old woman at home, if I dare to mess around, I will not be cut alive, secondly, my body is too weak You can't stop tossing, it's not like you are like a young guy, the fire is bright every night, and there is no end!"

Yan Bugui couldn't stop grinning, but He Daqing suddenly said: "To be happy in life is to be happy to the fullest. Hold your wife with your arms all night long!"

Hey!
Yan Bugui originally wanted to praise him when He Daqing suddenly pulled out a line from Li Taibai's poem!
Unexpectedly, this guy still didn't have a clue in the end.

There was a vulgar remark.

For a while, Yan Bugui lost interest.

"You, memorize poems as soon as you recite them. Talking nonsense like this is really insulting to gentlemen!"

"What do you know, Confucius said: Food and sex are also sexual, and he also said that a spring night is worth a thousand gold, don't let the girl keep an empty bed!" He Daqing became playful and deliberately teased Yan Pugui.

As a cultural person and a teacher of the people, Yan Bugui jumped up angrily when he heard He Daqing's vulgar words, and then he argued with He Daqing.

However, he is no match for He Daqing.

Yan Bugui is serious, but He Daqing speaks heresy and deliberately makes fun of him.

In the end, the two of them couldn't talk any more, the so-called non-speculative conversation was too much, Yan Bugui was an old pedant, he couldn't talk to He Daqing, finally shook his head, and had no choice but to walk away.

He Daqing also returned to his room.

at this time.

The family is making lunch, and Shazhu is busy.

Seeing that He Daqing came back, Sha Zhu stopped what he was doing, and hurriedly asked, "Dad, is the daughter-in-law you introduced to me as beautiful as Jia Dongxu?"

At this moment, Qin Huairu was wiping He Daqing's face.

After wiping his face, He Daqing replied to Sha Zhu: "That's natural, don't worry, this girl is full of water, and she's from the city, so she can't miss it!"

I didn't expect this silly pillar to be picky.

Fortunately, although this Yu Li is not a big beauty, she is always good-looking, and Sha Zhu should like it.

Only then did Sha Zhu feel relieved.

Then, I started busy with lunch again.

"By the way, Dad, where did we get this food? I haven't seen you and my mother go out to buy food today? There are also meat and vegetables here, which is good enough!" Silly Zhu was a little puzzled for a while.

Because he got up early in the morning to work on breakfast.

Then went to the backyard.

When he came back, he saw the vegetables bought in the kitchen, which made him always feel a little strange.

He Daqing smiled and explained: "It's from Mrs. Jia Zhang!"

"What? Mrs. Jia Zhang would be so kind to deliver food to our family? Don't turn around and poison it!" Silly Zhu was terrified. How could he not know what kind of virtue this Mrs. Jia is doing, and asked her to deliver food to his family? Food, that is more difficult than going to heaven, the key point is that there are meat and vegetables in it, which is even more impossible, it is tantamount to killing her.

"Don't worry, you can do whatever you want, just treat it as their old Jia's family and congratulate you on your successful blind date in advance!" He Daqing continued to say to Shazhu.

"Come on, Dad, you can go to the house with my mother to rest for a while, and I will show you a good hand in a while, and I will call you when the food is ready!" He Daqing said so, and Sha Zhu felt relieved, and then continued Then I started to cook and cook in full swing.

"This silly son, the pain is not in vain!"

He Daqing smiled, and dragged Qin Huairu to his room.

Qin Huairu didn't understand why.

But He Daqing just wanted to be happy, he locked the door, and then drew the curtains to create a warm atmosphere.

It's this taste.

"Brother, it's broad daylight, and we're going to eat soon, what do you want to do?" Although Qin Huairu understood what He Daqing wanted to do, he still couldn't help asking.

However, He Daqing immediately hugged Qin Huairu, lowered his head and leaned on her shoulder, and said, "I want to love you well!"

"Oh, goodbye!" Qin Huairu patted vigorously.

But He Daqing savagely carried her body on his shoulders.

Then, the two tossed about in the room.

He Daqing had great strength, but his hands didn't stop.

Qin Huairu had no choice but to compromise, she patted He Daqing: "Brother, hurry up, don't look back, silly Zhuzi is knocking on the door again!"

He Daqing sighed: "Let him beat it, it doesn't matter!"

Looking at Qin Huairu's charming face and perfect body.

He Daqing couldn't help sighing.

There is a beautiful wife at home, and Liu Lan is waiting outside.

Such a day is really enjoyable, is it just like that for gods?
In this way, it took about three or four 10 minutes before it was over.

In the end, the two hugged each other contentedly.

Half an hour passed.

Qin Huairu regained her composure, and said in a low voice, "Brother, I'm about to wake up, it's time for silly Zhuzi to make lunch!"

"Okay, listen to you!" He Daqing didn't say much, and got up quickly.

Then, he slapped Qin Huairu's butt playfully.

"Ah, I hate it!" Qin Huairu exclaimed directly.

He Daqing giggled happily.

In the end, Qin Huairu didn't finish her own clothes, so she carelessly waited on He Daqing to put on her clothes and trousers, acting like a little daughter-in-law.

Looks very sensible and caring.

She didn't dress and comb her hair until He Daqing finished cleaning up.

After tidying up, Qin Huairu opened the curtains and went to open the door.

The two came out to eat together arm in arm.

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