Warhammer: I don't want to be a stinky can! ! !

Chapter 5 5. Please give me a hug, I don't want to work hard!

Heller's Pass, the home of Hades.

The second night of escaping back.

Hades sat on the ground speechless, his left arm was carefully bandaged, holding a small stick, staring at the roasted horse meat on the fire in the middle of the room in a daze.

Don't ask him why a fire can be lit in the middle of the house, look at this small earthen house that has half collapsed at the door and turned into a semi-open-air mansion!
After Hades escaped the pursuit of the Pale Laugher, the strange creatures became angry and smashed half of the wall of his house.

The good news is that the roof on the side of the kang hasn't fallen off, so it's okay.

At this moment Calastephon was sitting on the other side of the fire, staring at the roasting horse with glowing eyes.

And Mortarion was holding a machete in his forehand, standing at the door of the house like a sentinel.

The Lord believed his adoptive father would come after them all and kill them all, so Mortarion had basically been standing guard at the gate since they came back.

Hades tried to persuade him, but it was useless, and Lao Mo was stubborn when he beat a child.

The villagers who had just experienced the Pale Laugher's attack became even more frightened when they saw Mortarion guarding the gate.

(Though he's right to be concerned, if Hades hadn't read the script, he'd be as vigilant as Mortarion now.)
He looked at Mortarion who was standing guard at the door speechlessly, and then continued to keep his eyes empty.

As a hybrid of aliens and humans, Karastifone is not seen by the villagers on weekdays. He often wanders around various villages just to find a bite to eat.

And Mortarion is an ignorant young man who has just been abducted ()
To put it bluntly, the two big brothers have nowhere to go right now.

Out of selfishness, Hades took them to his home.

He poked the roast with a wooden stick, and it looked almost done on this side, turned it over and continued to roast.

At that time, they drove the van all the way, and then near the valley, Hades successfully scrapped the car, and the van slid suddenly.

If Mortarion hadn't pulled him, Typhon would have jumped out of the car pocket.

Thanks Mortarion.

"Fuck! You kid is going to murder me!"

Typhon cursed and was frightened, his legs trembling and he climbed down after the car stopped.

(It's only later that Hades belatedly realizes that the Untouchables are at work.)
Afterwards, they walked back to the village. During the period, they encountered some low-level monsters. They rose up and were killed by Mortarion Wushuang.

So cool.

Hades thought silently.
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After returning to the village, the cries of the villagers deeply stimulated the three people who came back. After the attack by the pale laugher, the slave catcher came here again to search—although not many people were caught.

The villagers wept to bid farewell to the dead, while those who managed to escape were weeping to be reunited.

Originally, Mortarion and his party, as the first contributors to their escape, should be welcomed and loved by the villagers.

But all they receive is fear and rejection.

The villagers gathered together and whispered, fearing that the mountain lord would come down for revenge, and some even proposed to kill Mortarion and Typhon and send them back to the mountain lord.

Hades rolled his eyes silently in his heart. Although there is nothing wrong with the villagers' thinking, the double standards are flying, and they only mention killing Mortarion and Typhon, and don't mention killing their relatives who have just escaped. Also sent out.

After all, everyone escaped, so why only send those you don't know well?
And, Mortarion, you're a Primarch, people are afraid of you, it looks like you're very lucrative...

Hades thought about it again, and he decided to attribute this matter to this face-seeing world.

It stands to reason that there is no ugly Primarch, but in fact, the 21 Primarchs have different affinity for people. Some Primarchs, such as Sanguinius and Fulgrim, have full charm values, and a smile can make strangers People pick up their infant selves and bring them home to support them.

As for Mortarion, er... this is the reverse fullness of the charm value. In fact, Mortarion is also a primarch like a marble sculpture, and he is also very handsome, but his temperament is too scary, and he is also very handsome. Tall and thin, like a hemp stick, with a pale complexion, sunken eye sockets, and a hoarse voice, at first glance one might almost think that the god of death is coming.

The first reaction of people who saw Mortarion was to hide, not to be a nympho like seeing Sanguinius or Fulgrim.

So in this case, the villagers are quite tacitly prepared to vote out Mortarion, who looks like a monster Reaper.

Even though he's a hunter with Musou, not a werewolf.

Alas, this face-seeking world.

But there are still grateful villagers. Some family members of the escaped villagers gave them some straw and food.

On the first night when they returned to the village, Hades simply made a bed with straw, and then simply cooked some porridge with the grain sent.

After running away desperately, the three of them were very tired. Hades just ate a few mouthfuls of porridge before he became sleepy. Although the wound on his left arm had already started to fester, he just bandaged it hastily, and then lay down on the bed and fell asleep. up.

With those two uncles watching the night, he didn't have to worry about the enemy at all.

That night, it was one of the few times Hades passed out completely without warning.

In the dream, he was still painting smelly canned chess pieces, scolding the purchasing agent for raising the price.

When he woke up, he found that his left arm had been carefully bandaged again, and lying beside him was Typhon, who was sleeping like a dead pig.

He silently wiped the corner of his mouth, he must not be so embarrassing when he fell asleep... definitely not...

I tried to stretch my waist, my whole body hurt, and I almost had cramps when I stretched halfway, so I stopped.

He walked slowly to the door, and saw Mortarion standing upright like a tall, thin stick, looking out at the mountains in the distance.

He didn't move, and when he noticed Hades approaching, he blinked slowly and looked at Hades without a trace.

But except for his eyes, Mortarion remained as still as a statue.

Hades murmured in his heart, this master is the ceiling he can touch at present, even apart from the emperor and the subspace, Hades may not necessarily be able to touch existences higher than Mortarion— —

Then you must hug your thighs! ! !Boss, take me! ! !

If you suddenly travel to the past, and there is a rogue man standing in front of you, and he needs you to do him a little favor - at this time, you recognize him as Liu Bang before the prosperity, as long as there is no deep hatred, then you must do this favor up.

As long as he becomes emperor in the future, remembering that he has been helped by you, if you show mercy and sprinkle water a little bit, wouldn't he also ascend to heaven as a feudal little landlord and spend his life as a feudal landlord, wouldn't it be wonderful?

Although there are many people who say that this is too spineless, a real man should take the script and fight the world by himself!
But Hades wants to ask, big brother, anyone can dream of being the richest man in the world, so let's be realistic and become a civil servant first, okay?
We really don't have that diamond right now, so why do we take on that porcelain job?

Doing it alone is tiring and dangerous, and if you don't pay attention, you will be tortured and killed. Why don't you follow behind the big boss to help and shout cheers, and pick up the little days that have been missed by yourself, wouldn't it be beautiful?
And he is now in the world of Warhammer, where the fate of human beings can be described as quite tragic.

Long Aotian in Long Aotian, the emperor, has to kneel, why is he a little time traveler joining in the fun?

What ability does he have, brazenly saying that I can save the world?
Not being crushed by this world is called victory!

And he doesn't want to shout about Long Live the Emperor and then use it as firewood for human beings. If there are more humans than him, there will be no more humans, and if there are fewer humans, there will be a lot less. In the original book, the sustainability of the human empire is over for 1 years. Isn't this still the largest in the Milky Way? One of the forces lingered on.

Besides, he was a bastard in the first place, could it be that he suddenly changed his mind after changing the world?

In the original world, he finally upgraded to a high-end wage earner, saved a small house, bought some hand-made items, and lived a peaceful life.

Just when he was about to let his life go by like this——

He came into this world inexplicably.

Uh ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! md! ! !

It's fine to enter the Warhammer, but to go to Terra, Mars, Macragge, Chogoris... Which one is not better than Barbarus? !
No matter how bad it is, he is not a human being anymore, wouldn't it be good to be a happy green skin? !
His start is only a little bit better than the bottom of the hive capital...

And... why did he meet Mortarion? !This big brother has a lot of inner drama, he is famous in 40k for his strength and conceit, and his twisted personality makes it impossible to communicate at all.

21 Primarchs, including Curze, Mortarion, Perturabo, and Angron are Primarchs that people don't want to encounter at all!
……

No, Hades, you can, think about Mortarion who hasn’t met the Emperor in the setting, at least the Mortarion described at that time was quite normal except for being a little dark, and his behavior was even called It is true justice.

In fact, judging from Mortarion's rebel experience on Babarus, Mortarion is also a courageous, resourceful, loving and charismatic leader.

So, what step went wrong?
……

To make complaints, Hades is tired of talking after traveling here.

In short, the reality is cruel, and what you can do is very simple. Improve your life-saving ability, increase the favorability of the Primarch Mortarion, go to the Emperor to find Mortarion, and then become a The Astartes extended their lifespan.

As for the latter, it is something to think about in the future.

And now, social animals, let's use the spirit of licking your boss!
　Goodness of conscience, I'm such a Death Guard fan, otherwise I wouldn't be writing this. (Macragge's Ultramarines, Fenris' Space Wolves, Baal's Blood Angels... Which opening is not as exciting and easy to write as the Barbarus Death Guard)
　　It's just that Mortarion's character is indeed one of the strangest, and the evaluation of him must not be more positive than negative.

　　We try our best to capture his character (but we definitely can't write that taste)
　　
　
(End of this chapter)