I'm really not the King of Hades

Chapter 5 Don't Persuade the Damn Ghost with Good Words, Don't Be Mercy

"This man is brain-dead!"

"Remember, who do you think you are?"

"I feel sorry for Yanyan and Qianqian, this kind of person is a psychopath, so block them quickly."

"I guess this idiot must have come to strike up a conversation in a special way. I just clicked on his homepage and looked at it. I found that he looks good and has a high number of fans. I guess he is the kind of Neptune who flirts everywhere. Yanyan, you must not believe him."

"Speaking of which, I went to the park alone to take pictures last week, and an old man came over to strike up a conversation for no reason. His words were abnormal. It was really scary."

"Indeed, some men really don't have a clue. A few days ago, I took a taxi with my best friend. The driver said that we are too thin to have children. We are confused! I just want to say that we are too thin to have children. It's none of your business!"

The live broadcast is on.

What the two broadcasted was Zhang Lingtian's private message.

At this moment, no matter whether it is a man or a woman, they all despise Zhang Lingtian's private letter at this moment.

It was an attack immediately.

"I really didn't expect that this netizen named Ping'an Baishipu just advertised in the comment area, and even sent us a private message."

Cheng Yanyan's expression was full of helplessness.

"It turns out that this is a chat, thank you brothers and sisters in the comment area for reminding me."

Sissy also answered.

The whole studio was filled with the smell of tea.

"This Ping An funeral shop is really disgusting!"

"Wife Yanyan, I've already bought a set meal, and I'm ready to scream at this idiot!"

"I'm from Chunjiang City. This thing is only an hour's drive away from me. I'll go there now and ask the other party what they mean! In the video accounts of the two girls, there are unlucky comments and private messages pretending to be tricks!"

"Like my brother! It's best to come to a live broadcast, and I'll give you a gift."

"Yanyan Qianqian, I'm shocked, I'll give you a rocket."

"Shhh, bang!!"

Although there is tea in the live broadcast room.

But the show off of the two weak girls is very useful to both men and women.

All kinds of gifts are flying all over the sky.

There is even a big brother on the list who brushes the Rockets.

And this big brother also inspired many people, and soon several rockets filled the live broadcast room.

"Thank you 'Gust of Wind MC' brother for the rocket tip."

"Thank you 'Jiangnan sik' brother for the rocket reward."

……

The unexpected gift kept the two daughters very busy.

"Yanyan Qianqian suggests that you two go fishing and see what this man is up to!"

"Yeah yeah, go fishing, go fishing, and show the other ugly face of this dirty bastard!"

"Live broadcast!! (666 tip)"

"You can try everyone's suggestions. (Rocket)"

"Swipe two rockets and want to watch live fishing. (Rocket*2)"

At this very moment.

Many netizens want to watch fishing.

Didn't the other party want to strike up a conversation? There must be a purpose for striking up a conversation. Normally, it can expose the ugly face of this Ping An Shishi Shop.

After all, there are 19 fans.

Maybe there are virgin girls in there who were cheated by this Neptune!

Get exposed!

Let more people know his face.

"Thank you two big brothers for the rocket, is this so, then let's try."

Qianqian and Yanyan glanced at each other.

On the surface, he looked very embarrassed.

But in fact, they have long wanted to try this guy called Ping'an Shishipu in their hearts.

Usually, there are actually some nasty men.

Ask them for private photos and the like.

There are even some disgusting things that want original intimate things.

They guess the probability of this man is the same.

It can just be used as a traffic explosion point.

If you buy some more traffic, you might be able to hit the top of the trending searches, but it might not even become popular!
I have to say that the harvest of today's live broadcast is really unexpected!

Then take advantage of this gust of wind to blow up.

So as to become a million-level head anchor.

Then bring goods to earn money and buy luxury cars and villas!

Although the two of them are well-known bloggers in the beauty photo area.

But in fact, the Meizhao area is a weak sector.

Now the two of them have only 52 fans.

Although the income from carrying goods is okay.

But far from enough.

If one million fans can be reached, the income from bringing goods will also be brought to a higher level.

The most important thing is that the sales share can also be negotiated upwards.

From 10% to 11%, 12% or even 15%.

Those who bring goods know that the pit fee is only a basic fee.

Sales share is the big head.

"Oh, thanks for the reminder."

Under the attention of many netizens, the video master of ID Meizhao sisters replied with a message.

Originally, they thought that this man would reply quickly.

After all, strike up a conversation.

He will definitely take the initiative.

Of course, I made a mistake.

Waited for 2 minutes.

The one called 'Ping An Bai Shi Shop' still hasn't replied.

I glanced at the other party and was still online.

"Handsome, do you have WeChat?"

After half a sound.

Cheng Yanyan replied to the second message.

Dive directly into the topic.

"Why do you ask me on WeChat?"

Spring City.

Ping An funeral shop.

Zhang Lingtian, who was brushing Douyin, was a little puzzled when he saw the other party's reply.

Originally, I wanted to remind that this matter is over, as long as the other party can take good care of the 20.00% survival rate.

In the end, he didn't expect the other party to ask him for WeChat.

Do you want to book a funeral?
"It's back!!"

Sissy was very excited when she saw the reply.

Although she is also in the live broadcast room.

But she's also the one monitoring the data.

In just a few minutes since the live broadcast started, their number of fans has skyrocketed by 53, reaching [-].

If you take advantage of this trend, it is not impossible to reach 60 in one game.

But if the other party didn't reply, then the live broadcast would be boring.

"It's back!"

"Have you finally shown your feet, the next step should be to WeChat!"

Netizens are also very excited.

That kind of feeling is like catching a wretched man on the spot.

"No, the handsome guy is so powerful, I just want to add a WeChat to ask more questions."

Cheng Yanyan typed a sentence.

In an instant, netizens praised the whole work.

"Ask? Do you want to make an appointment for a funeral? Just call the phone! Book in advance and enjoy a [-]% discount!"

However, no one thought of it.

Zhang Lingtian didn't play his cards according to the routine.

And Cheng Yanyan's face changed a little when she saw this sentence.

"Of course it's not an appointment for a funeral, but I just can't figure out how handsome you thought of advertising in our comment area? I think we are so young and definitely don't need it, and I believe my fans can't use it either."

Cheng Yanyan restrained her emotions and replied with a seemingly well-mannered sentence.

However, I have already greeted the nineteenth generation of Zhang Lingtian's ancestors in my heart.

Curse whom?
You just made an appointment for a funeral!

Your parents, your mother, and your household registration book all make appointments for funerals! !

"My wife Yanyan, why don't you just ask me which mountain gate you practice in? /Goutou"

"Yes, yes, just ask me directly where you practice. Do you want to make an appointment for a funeral? I'll give you a 2% discount! /狗头*[-]"

Netizens in the live broadcast room also booed.

"Oh. Seeing that you are so young, I would like to advise you. It is best not to take pictures in dangerous places. It is easy to cause accidents. As for whether you believe it or not, it is up to you."

Zhang Lingtian sat on a chair and took a sip of tea.

How could he fail to see that the other party was deliberately teasing him.

Believe it or not, he can only say up to you.

After all, it's still the same sentence, don't persuade the damn ghost with good words, and don't be merciful.

Why do you stop me if you kill yourself?
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　ask for a ticket
　　
　
(End of this chapter)