Immortals just want to get off work

Chapter 156 Explains that the one attached to you is a good Piao
(This chapter is a free chapter)

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

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When Ning Caicheng saw the message sent by Du Kang, he immediately felt that the coldness and comfort that his body felt before had a tendency to disappear in a gloomy and cold direction.

"I must be very talented!"

"Judging from your name, it is indeed quite in line with the pre-conditions of talent. For example, Undead Knight: A talent that increases the attraction to undead by 300% is not bad."

Du Kang replied that this is almost the end of the whole thing. The mutual loss between the best friends is not ambiguous at all in serious matters, so I recalled the relevant Recorded, asked, "Do you have any other symptoms these days besides not being afraid of heat? For example, you are prone to sleepiness, lack of concentration, and feel tired no matter how long you sleep."

"...Isn't what you're talking about my previous state?" Ning Caicheng replied.

"It seems that it is also... there is no hope, wait for death, and leave. jpg"

Du Kang thought about it, and with Ning Caicheng's outrageous work that caused reincarnation once a week in the underworld, it is really normal to be in such a state.

Of course, to achieve the same state, there may be other factors, such as too frequent self-reward, three or four times a day for a long time, young sports students may be able to withstand it, and social animals over 25 and [-] may not be able to pass How long will it be.

"But, but, during this period of time, I have not only felt that I am not afraid of the heat and feel cool all over, I even feel that my spirit is getting better and better, and the quality of sleep is extremely high. Occasionally, I can dream of super beautiful girls in ancient costumes in my dreams!" Ning Caicheng sent another message.

Du Kang: "???"

Du Kang's curiosity was completely aroused now, and Ning Caicheng's situation made it clear that something was wrong!
"Do you remember the appearance and name of that girl in ancient costume?" Du Kang asked.

"It's not one, but there are many... But I really can't remember your appearance and name," Ning Caicheng replied, "By the way, why don't you ask what happened in the dream?"

Du Kang chuckled, and sent a contemptuous expression: "What else do you need to ask, have you ever heard of rendering crash due to lack of necessary materials? What follow-up plot can you, a great magister, have?"

Ning Caicheng: "??? Heartbroken! Besides, don't you too?"

"I don't want to, but you don't dare, can it be the same?"

"Is that my fault? I finally mustered up the courage and all the people I met were Aquaman. What can I do!" Ning Caicheng was furious.

"...Tsk, yes."

Du Kang shook his head, there was no way to refute this, because what Ning Caicheng said was indeed the truth.

In terms of looks, Ning Caicheng is really not bad in appearance. He belongs to the template of a white, clean and weak scholar, exactly the same as Ning Caichen in "Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio".If you want to fall in love, logically speaking, it should be quite easy, as long as your EQ does not reach the level of the protagonist in the eunuch novels, and Ning Caicheng's EQ is still very good, even compared to ordinary people. high category.

As a result, the three talks in succession all fell through because they found out that the girl was the king of the sea.

The first time was because after the date, I found out that the woman was over and rushed to the next trip; the second time was when the woman confessed her love and found out that it was a group post; the third time was in college, and as a roommate, Du Kang personally witnessed his careful consideration. After a long time, Lang had a love affair with his concubine, and the hookup was about to happen, but the woman's best friend quietly came over and told him that there were actually several boyfriends in different places. Seeing that Ning Caicheng was a good person, he didn't want to watch him jump into the fish pond, and then passed the verification. Also found to be true.

It's outrageous!
Of course, as far as part of people's values ​​​​are concerned, this is actually nothing. Having a girlfriend is not about asking for a wife. Isn't it just for fun?Anyway, I can't afford to suffer, so I will take advantage of it as if I don't know.

But it’s really not good for Ning Caicheng. Like Du Kang, he has the value of "being in love is not for the purpose of getting married, but playing hooligans", so it is naturally unacceptable for such a situation, and it is straightforward to settle the matter, so until now Still a great magister.

It was also after that time that Du Kang and others learned from Ning Caicheng what he had encountered before, so Ning Caicheng was added a "physique that is easy to provoke the sea king" after the nickname "Undead Knight". "Label.

Youdao is nothing but three things, and Xiao Ning has completely lost confidence in the beautiful love since then, so he resolutely threw himself into the tiankeng industry of maintenance.With the working hours and location in the underworld, and the fact that there are fewer female workers in the maintenance industry than those in science and engineering, it can basically be said that it is difficult to have other channels for long-term contact with girls other than blind dates.

Of course, there are beautiful stewardesses at the airport, and some ground staff and service staff are also girls... But the pilots are not good?No matter how bad it is, there are air traffic controllers and male flight attendants, and the maintenance staff can basically only look at the plane and cry without tears, unless they are really handsome, then naturally, gold can shine everywhere.

The above are all Ning Caicheng complained to Du Kang when he had nothing to do. As the author, Du Kang naturally does not refuse such industry inside information and various interesting things. After all, he may suddenly use it when he is writing. That's quite good material, readers love to read this, and the author is also good at water... ahem, to add polish to the article.

"Are you sure you feel that your mental state and physical condition have improved after you don't feel the heat?" Du Kang pulled away from the memory, and still focused on the business.

"Yeah, at first I also felt that something was wrong, and I wanted to go to the hospital for an examination, but all of a sudden, these things happened again, just like the revival of spiritual energy in the novel. Tell me, isn't this because I have awakened my talent for cultivation? ?"

Through the mobile phone, Du Kang couldn't see Ning Caicheng's expression, but he could guess it, probably holding the mobile phone happily and giggling, maybe lying on the bed and imitating a maggot.

"Open a video to watch?" Du Kang thought for a while, and after sending a message, he initiated a video invitation.

After a few seconds, the video was connected, and Ning Caicheng's familiar face appeared on the screen, shaking his head up and down in a rather smug way, and posing in a distant pose: "How is it, brother? How handsome? I feel like my face is glowing red now!"

"Well, it's really not a flashback." Du Kang nodded, giving a fairly pertinent evaluation, and at the same time there was a faint flash of inspiration in his eyes.

【Spiritual Eye Art】Activated!
As we all know, because of issues such as resolution, lighting, and automatic camera optimization, online appraisal of antiques is purely for fun, and trying to find something wrong with spiritual eyes is also a fantasy level.It's not that Du Kang's mastery of the spiritual eye technique is insufficient, but that it is indeed limited by spatial distance and communication channels.

However, it is still very easy to make a preliminary judgment on Ning Caicheng's current physical condition through this. At least one thing can be made clear-Ning Caicheng's physical fitness has indeed been improved rather than reduced.

"Can't you say something good?" Ning Caicheng said helplessly.

"Of course." Du Kang nodded earnestly, "For example, you live with a good Apiao."

"Is this considered a good word?"

"Of course forget it! A good Piao is good for people!"

"Don't talk nonsense, every TV novel I read says that people and ghosts can't get along for a long time..."

Ning Caicheng shivered as he spoke, obviously because of what Du Kang said, he was a little worried, "Otherwise, I'd better go to the hospital for a checkup, and hope it won't be sliced?"

"You said it was the setting in the novel and TV series, and you just copied it into reality? Besides, the detailed setting in different novels is also different. The reality of our world may be people and A Piao Can they live in harmony?" Du Kang rolled his eyes.

"As for slicing, you don't have to worry about it. The country will not be so low-powered. Who will do the killing of chickens and eggs? In this way, I happen to meet acquaintances at your hospital. Let me say hello later, and you can go for some checks overnight. .”

Du Kang knew something about the relationship between people and A Piao.

In some novels, TV dramas, and even Taoist and Buddhist scriptures, there are often stories about "people and A Piao cannot stay together for a long time, even if A Piao has no malice towards people, he will passively absorb the body's yang energy, and over time lead to Sickness, shortening of life" and other remarks, not to mention the kind of malicious A Piao, it is really a tragedy that destroys people everywhere.

In Du Kang's cognition, Ah Piao is not like this.This is because "The Book of Sheji" is an encyclopedia covering various aspects, and there are naturally records about A Piao, and theoretically speaking, the land gods and city gods that Du Kang had come into contact with were all transformed from A Piao Yes, naturally there will be no preconceived bad impressions.

In the final analysis, ghosts and ghosts are different types of creatures, but some of them are different from ordinary carbon-based creatures, but they are all composed of particles after all, and ghosts are not high-energy particles that emit radiation all the time. If It's just that when they stay together normally, they won't have any impact on the human body at all, even if they are directly possessed.

Whether it is harmful or not must be judged from the facts.There is a good demon like Xiaoxuan among the fairies, and a good demon like the Demon King of Mantra among the demons, and there will naturally be a good Piao among Apiao.

The difference between good and bad generally depends on the means of practice.Demons, ghosts, and ghosts can practice through normal aura. Meditation under the moonlight, and retreat in the cave are essentially practicing through the natural cultivation resources between heaven and earth. Practice, why can't demons and ghosts work?sure.

Where there is good, there is naturally bad.The predatory practice of devouring flesh and blood, devouring spirit, energy and spirit, including stealing yang qi, is essentially a bad kind—one that specifically harms others. This kind of practice, whether it is demons, ghosts or human beings, is a harmful thing , heaven, earth, man and gods all punish it...at least in the territory of China, gods and humans coexist in harmony, and the system of mutual benefit guarantees this major tone.

Therefore, what Du Kang said "a good Apiao can be beneficial to people" is completely true. As long as Apiao is willing, it can help practice and maintain the body. If he masters more spells, then " I won’t feel hot at all” is something that can be easily done, even if A Piao’s body is soft and easy to push down, you can still experience the thrill of a real undead knight...

In short, Du Kang thinks that there is a possibility that something like A Piao is attached to Ning Caicheng, and it is still a good thing so far.

But this kind of thing, across such a long distance, there is no way to figure it out just by looking at it and asking a few words.If it wasn't for the sudden intuition that told Du Kang that Ning Caicheng was really fine, Du Kang estimated that he would have already flown halfway or already in front of him--everyday, the loss is the loss, and it must be the case when something happens. The caring buddies are also willing to help.

This is the friendship between best friends. Although it is strange to say that they can not contact each other for several months or half a year, they are not ambiguous at all when it is time to help.And those good brothers and sisters who come and go every day, boasting that they are going to the sky, but when encountering troubles, they are easy to disappear.

"Really? Can this kind of thing be arranged urgently?" Ning Caicheng was taken aback when he heard the words, and couldn't help asking.

"Of course, as long as there are people there, it matters. The doctor is a relative of mine. It's just a matter of one sentence. I'll give you the address and contact information after I say hello. You can just take a taxi there. Tell me directly what's going on." Du Kang nodded.

The acquaintances are naturally made up by Du Kang. Where can he get to know his relatives in Zhejiang... However, although he doesn't know them, the people from the Abnormal Investigation Bureau must know them.

As Du Kang, if he wanted to arrange such a thing, it would be a one-sentence matter. It was even estimated that the people from the Abnormal Investigation Bureau would give Ning Caicheng special preferential treatment because of this relationship.

"Will it be too troublesome? If not, I still feel pretty good." Ning Caicheng hesitated and said, not deliberately refusing, but really feel embarrassed to trouble people.

"The feeling of returning to the light is also quite good." Du Kang smiled coldly.

"Please say something nice!"

"Okay, that's it. I'll send you the information later. I'll see the situation. I'll go to your place for a trip tomorrow. If there is Ah Piao, I can help you deal with the aftermath..." Du Kang laughed.

"Then I really thank you!"

After hanging up the phone, Du Kang sent a message to Han Wei about the matter, and after getting a confirmation reply from Miao and making arrangements immediately, he sent the relevant information to Ning Caicheng.

After completing this series of actions, Du Kang was just about to ask Xiaoye how his code writing business was going, and then to conduct a series of actions such as preliminary review, criticism and education, and serious counseling, when his phone vibrated again.

For Du Kang, whose mobile phone has been in silent and vibrating mode all year round, the vibration of the mobile phone represents one thing, and the new task of "replacing work" has arrived again.

Du Kang clicked on the message "Congratulations, you have found an urgent task, come and pick it up", and entered the software page of [Back to Work] to view the task information description in detail.

【Congratulations, you have found an urgent task】

[Urgently recruiting emergency substitute: one love psychology counselor, daily closing, salary negotiable]

[Requirements: proficiency in all kinds of dating skills, and the ability to make a detailed analysis of the psychological activities of both parties in a relationship before making a breakup or matchmaking plan, such as mastering CPU and other skills is preferred]

[Additional message: Mr. Du, save me——Yan Chixia]

[Do you want to accept this task?whether】

"Huh?" Du Kang was stunned when he saw the mission information clearly.

Without him, there are too many slots.

What's going on here, love psychology counselors are fine, and the plan of breaking up and matching is barely reasonable, but what does it mean to give priority to those who master CPU skills? Why don't you say KFC?
However, judging from Dukang's high-intensity surfing experience, it is natural to be able to connect the above to conclude that the real meaning of "CPU" is "PUA"... But if the relationship between love psychology and PUA is related, it seems a bit inconvenient, right?

It feels like both the scumbag index and the Haihou index are starting to grow exponentially!

The most important thing is the signature after "Mr. Du, save me"... Yan Chixia!

old acquaintance.

You big-eyed guy, why are you getting involved with such things as CPU and love!

PS: I posted 4.4k more paid words before, and this free chapter just made up for it, perfect!

　Ulla!
　　
　
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