The Motherland Comes to the United States

"But Wade, I'm giving you face, shouldn't you also give me face?" Bai Ye said with a smile looking at Deadpool.

"what?"

Deadpool suddenly felt like he was being stared at by a prehistoric beast. He covered his chest with his hands and said, "What? Are you asking me to be a test subject for that big-headed guy again? Impossible! Absolutely impossible! No matter how much money you give me, I won't do it!"

Bai Ye: "That's not it. Serioel Stern has already collected enough experimental materials last time. You are no longer needed."

"Oh..." Deadpool finally breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Then is there anything else I can help you with?"

"Do you have a machine that can travel through time and space? I see that you have traveled through different time and space many times. So can you lend me your time-traveling machine so that I can copy the time and space coordinates recorded by your time-traveling machine?" Bai Ye's true intentions were revealed.

Previously in the world of Spider-Man, Bai Ye used the Kunlun Mirror to record the coordinates of each Spider-Man’s time and space. What if they might be useful in the future?
Deadpool has a time-travel machine, and can access much more time and space than those Spider-Man universes.

Bai Ye naturally couldn't let it go.

"Well..." Deadpool bit his finger, thought for a moment, and said, "It's not impossible, but in addition to imitating the master, I want 1000 million US dollars... No, 1 million US dollars... Oh no, 5 million US dollars!"

He said with a wronged look on his face: "After all, in order to travel through time and space, I have experienced countless crises and survived many near-death experiences before I survived. You should at least give me some hard work pay!"

"I'll give you 10 billion dollars!" Bai Ye said generously, "As long as you give me your space-time machine to study and extract the space-time coordinates, I'll return it to you immediately after use."

The value of a universe is far more than $10 billion, not to mention that Deadpool has traveled through at least dozens of time and space, each of which contains endless unknowns and possibilities.

The value of these space-time coordinates cannot be measured in terms of money.

Bai Ye, this is definitely a very profitable business.

After Deadpool heard Bai Ye's words, a bright smile instantly broke out on his face: "Thank you, Master!"

After Bai Ye gave the money, he readily handed over his time machine.

Bai Ye took Deadpool's time-travel machine, studied it briefly, and figured out its general usage and found the information recording the time-space coordinates.

There are 79 time and space coordinates in Deadpool's time-travel machine.

"Quite a few!"

Bai Ye's eyes lit up.

Quickly use the Kunlun mirror to record the coordinates.

After using it, he threw it directly to Deadpool: "Give it back to you!"

"It's used up so quickly?" Deadpool asked in surprise.

"What else?" Bai Ye said, "Let's go and see the Imitation Master together!"

……

Taskmaster was released.

The Master of Imitation, who was surrounded by the Avengers members, was also very sensible and did not think about being able to fight 1 VS N or escape.

After hearing the explanation from his good friend Deadpool, Taskmaster roughly knew what the Avengers were going to do and did not refuse.

If you hang out with the Avengers, you might even get a job or something. What's wrong with that?

The end of the universe is the examination.

In the Avengers training ground.

"Who among you wants to try to imitate the master's skills?" Bai Ye turned his head and asked with a smile.

"Let me do it!" Peggy Carter put on a tight suit that allowed for flexible fighting, which perfectly highlighted her G-string figure. Her eyes were full of eagerness to try. She moved her limbs and said, "It just so happens that after regaining my youth, I just want to find an opportunity to test myself and see where my current limits are."

"Great!" Bai Ye applauded.

He also wanted to see the battle scene of Peggy Carter with two big mines on her body.

Maybe it’s not necessarily very strong, but it must be beautiful.

Peggy Carter, wearing a tights, was as agile as a cheetah as she competed with the master of imitation.

It can be seen that Peggy Carter's skills are almost the same as those of Black Widow Natasha.

However, the Imitation Master's fighting skills were clearly much stronger than Peggy Carter's, and he seemed to be able to handle Peggy Carter's attacks with ease.

Peggy Carter sighed secretly. Her breasts were too big. Under the influence of gravity, it would affect many movements and reveal many flaws...

After failing to defeat the Master of Imitation for a long time, Peggy Carter decided to give it a try.

He directly used his ultimate move - the deadly scissor kick.

I originally thought this trick could take down the Master of Imitation.

Unexpectedly, the Imitation Master easily broke free and instead gave Peggy Carter a fatal scissors kick, knocking her out.

Bai Ye enjoyed the show.

More is better, bigger is stronger.

The Iron Cult never deceived me.

The earth-shaking scene of Peggy Carter moving is so fascinating.

So, why do men like to drive G-Class?
Peggy Carter climbed up from the training ground, weighed it with her hand, and said angrily, "Is it still too big? I'll find a chance to shrink it another day!"

No!
Bai Ye was horrified.

How could such a gift from God be destroyed?
"Then let me do it next!"

Captain America confidently took the vibranium shield and wanted to avenge his old lover.

Bai Ye found this a bit boring.

Taskmaster's fighting skills are better than Captain America's, but his physical fitness is far inferior to Captain America. When the two fight, the stalemate lasts much longer than Peggy Carter, and it is possible for either of them to win.

But in the end, the Master of Mimicry had a slight advantage and defeated Captain America.

Behind is Hawkeye Patton...

It wasn't until the White Tiger Anya and the Black Widow Natasha came on stage that the scene became exciting again.

The fight between the sweet and soft girls is definitely more interesting than that between those big guys who pick their toes.

Bai Ye: What I like most is watching women fight.

After fighting with the Avengers' fighting superheroes, Taskmaster's ability was recognized by everyone. This guy is definitely a very suitable person to teach everyone fighting skills. So Taskmaster was appointed as the Avengers' fighting instructor.

……

"Wade! Wade!"

After watching the game, Bai Ye turned around to look for Deadpool, but found that this guy was gone.

Looked for it.

Then I found out that this guy went to harass Parker.

Deadpool has many good friends, including Taskmaster, Wolverine, Cable... and so on, but his true love has always been Spider-Man Peter Parker!

He ran to Parker, his mouth was like a string of cannons: "Oh, look who this is? Spider-Man, the friendly neighbor of New York citizens... Little Spider, you know what? I envy you. Unlike me, I have to rely on this knife and this gun to survive. You, you can fly around and save the world with your spider silk. It's not fair, it's not fair! But then again, your spider silk weaving skills, didn't you learn it from your aunt when you knit sweaters?"

"Haha, just kidding, but seriously, your wall-climbing skills are really useful. You just have to be careful not to be misunderstood by the geckos."

"You have to learn to be like me and speak with a sense of humor. Don't be so serious all day long, like an old scholar. Life is about having fun, right?"

"Are you interested in forming a superhero team with me? Then we'll be like Batman and the Joker in the superhero world. However, I'm much more handsome than the Joker, and of course, you're much younger than Batman. If we join forces, we'll be absolutely invincible!"

Parker looked helpless.

He was watching his girlfriend, Jessica Jones, fight with Taskmaster, and this psychopath came over and acted like he knew him very well, and started talking dirty.

But he really doesn't know this lunatic!
And Spider-Man is obviously Gwen, not me...

"Sir, you may have the wrong person. I'm not Spider-Man!" Parker explained with a wry smile.

"Wrong person? Impossible! Absolutely impossible!" Deadpool said babble: "Everyone knows Peter Parker, the famous Spider-Man... Everyone knows that Peter Parker makes money by selling his own photos. Does this count as early welfare behavior? No, because he doesn't have the capital!"

"Hahahaha, that's so funny, Parker, why aren't you laughing?"

Deadpool looked at Parker, only to see that Parker was gritting his teeth in anger, staring at Deadpool, his fists clenched, veins bulging.

His breathing became rapid and his chest heaved violently like a beast about to explode.

The flames in my eyes are about to burst out.

"I'm going to beat you to death, you bastard!" Parker rushed towards Deadpool angrily like a wild horse, and his fist hit Deadpool's face with a whistling sound.

Deadpool dodged Parker's attack easily. "Spider-Man, what are you doing? Look carefully, I'm your best friend Wade! Even if the joke isn't funny, there's no need to hit me, right? How about I tell you another joke about Batman?"

"What had six legs before it entered the alley and two legs when it came out? It was Batman and his parents!"

"Asshole, stop!"

Parker is chasing after Samurai in the Avengers.

He was raised by Uncle Ben and Aunt May. Although Uncle Ben died of illness early, he would not allow anyone to insult Uncle Ben like this.

……

"Master Osborn, please come and take care of Parker. He is crazy and wants to kill me! It's so scary!" Deadpool ran around the Avengers and finally hid behind White Night, crouching to avoid Parker.

"Brother Bai Ye, it wasn't me!" Parker blushed and said, "It was this bastard. He made fun of my uncle Ben!"

"Wade, this is your fault! Parker is such a good-tempered person, but he got so angry because of you? It must be your fault!" Bai Ye kicked Deadpool in front of Parker and said with a stern face: "Why don't you apologize to Parker quickly!"

Deadpool rubbed his sore butt with a look of dissatisfaction on his face. He grumbled and muttered, "You clearly said that the person with the least money in the world is Spider-Man..."

Bai Ye's eyes instantly became sharp. He took a step forward and stepped accurately on Deadpool's palm, crushing it gently with a warning tone: "Wade, what did you say? I didn't hear you clearly, can you say it again?"

Even if it's true, you can't tell everyone about it!
There are some things that cannot be acknowledged!
Deadpool grimaced in pain but didn't dare utter a word of complaint.

He had no choice but to bite the bullet, cast an apologetic look at Parker, and whispered: "Parker, I'm sorry...I was wrong, I shouldn't have made such a joke."

Parker looked at Deadpool's miserable state, and the anger in his heart dissipated a lot. He sighed softly and said, "Forget it... just don't joke about this kind of thing anymore!"

"Why don't you thank Brother Parker now!"

"Thank you, Brother Parker!"

Deadpool said aggrievedly.

Parker was too lazy to argue with a lunatic like Deadpool, and seeing that Jessica Jones and Taskmaster had already decided the winner on the battlefield, he hurried to comfort his defeated girlfriend.

"You even bully Parker? Wade, you are such a beast!" Bai Ye shook his head and sighed.

"Everyone is saying it, and you said it too!" Deadpool pouted, "Why am I the only one getting beaten? This isn't fair!"

Bai Ye did it too!
"Damn it, if you keep talking nonsense, I'll send you to a helicopter!" Bai Ye said with a dark face.

Don’t you know how powerful I am as a wife bulldozer?

If you offend me, you'd better keep a close eye on your wife, otherwise, you don't know who will own her in the next second.

Well……

She looks like Deadpool's wife, and she was a prostitute.

Then that's not necessary.

Deadpool suddenly shuddered and felt a chill all over his body, as if he was being stared at by something dirty, but the feeling then disappeared.

He thought this was a warning from Bai Ye.

Although Deadpool's immortality is powerful, there are ways to deal with him if you want to, such as injecting adamantium all over his body... This is how Death Girl Yuriko Koyama was killed by Wolverine.

"Okay, I get it..." Deadpool smiled awkwardly.

Bai Ye said seriously: "Wade, I have something else to ask you."

"what's up?"

"Where did you get your time-travel machine?" Bai Ye asked.

In the Marvel Universe, many Deadpools have the ability to travel through time and space, but the sources of their abilities vary. Some are obtained from Cable, and some are stolen from Doctor Doom's home...

Deadpool's eyes flickered for a moment, he tapped here, touched there, and suddenly he became arrogant again, with his hands on his hips, acting like a big boss: "Oh, that, hey, my time-travel machine, but it was 'borrowed' from Cable, or he accidentally 'threw' it to me, who knows, anyway, it's mine now! With it, I can travel through time and space at will, go wherever I want, isn't it cool? Hey, but this thing is a bit dangerous, ordinary people can't play with it, only I, Lord Deadpool, can control it!"

Bai Ye ruthlessly exposed Deadpool's lie: "So it was stolen from Cable?" (End of this chapter)