What bad thoughts can Batman have?

Chapter 14 Escape is shameful but useful

Da dirty snoring -

With the moaning of the engine, Chen Tao ran away directly, and directly pressed back the obscene words that Bain wanted to say a few more sentences.

For the first time, Bain showed a look of horror on his face.

His intelligence calculations about Batman had gone horribly wrong.

What it is?
He replays in his mind what his eyes saw at that second.

How could human feet become wheels?

"you--"

When he reacted, he immediately ran after him with his long legs.While chasing, he took out a headset and put it on his ear.

"Zombies! Cavemen! Birdmen!"

"We're here, Bane!"

Bane's minions answered over the radio communication channel.

"The plan has changed, and they all come to chase people."

Men:?
Bain looked deeply:

"I need to figure out what's going on with the bat."

Even though he was carrying four people on his back, Chen Tao ran away, ah, no, turned the wheel and ran, but Bain was stunned for a moment and didn't catch up.

Everyone shouts and beats the Batmobile in its own world, and running is of course a passive skill.Chen Tao tensed his gluteus maximus——his liquid nitrogen injector.

"God!"

The killer crocodile stared at Chen Tao's feet that turned into wheels: "Bat, I didn't know you still had this ability."

"Stop talking nonsense, Deathshooter, get ready to shoot!"

"..."

My name is Floyd Lawton, I am 27 years old, and I am Deadshot.

I am currently being hunted down by a devil muscular man who is over three meters tall. He just killed three of my companions. I have no doubt that he can hammer me into a biscuit with one punch.

But I don't panic at all now, because he can't run as fast as my horse.

"..."

Yet there is one more question, a very, very important question.

The horse I'm riding now, his name is Batman.

"Ooooooooooooooooo-"

A boulder flew over the dead shooter sitting on Chen Tao's left shoulder with a whistling sound, scaring his sphincter tight.

Da da da……

He pulled out his submachine gun and fired back, the recoil and jolts shaking the flesh of his face like waves on the Gotham River.

Even on such a bumpy shoulder, his bullets still landed on Bane's eyes precisely, forcing him to cover his face with his palms.

"We're doomed!"

He called out to Batman, "Why can't you go up and fight Bane?"

Because you can't beat it, you idiot.

Chen Tao said: "In order to protect your safety, I can't take care of you while fighting Bain."

The Cheshire Cat immediately showed an expression of being touched by the cat, although she was wearing a mask, so she couldn't see what her face looked like at all.

"It's okay, you don't have to worry about..."

Deadshot shot the Cheshire Cat sideways.Do you really believe his nonsense?
He was lost in thought.Batman must have a special reason, but now he knows too little information, so he is completely blinded.

"Your feet..."

"Shut up, you just take the car, I'll figure out the solution!"

"you……"

Chen Tao's prostate drifted, narrowly avoiding a boulder thrown by Bain, and said angrily, "What's the matter?"

"Look ahead!"

Chen Tao turned his head and saw that several large buses were blocked in the middle of the road ahead, and those Bain's men were standing on them, waiting for him to bump into them.

"So, what can you do now?"

Chen Tao gritted his teeth.

……

……

……

"Super Baby" is a newly opened restaurant in Gotham City. In order to attract customers, the waiters here are all dressed up as superpowers, which is quite charming.

Inside the store, two police officers were sitting by the transparent floor-to-ceiling windows, enjoying a sumptuous breakfast.

"Didi... help, the clown just robbed our bank, you have to..."

The slightly older policeman and the younger policeman looked at each other, and unconcernedly pressed the communicator off.

"Ah, it's okay, Batman will take the Joker back."

The younger policeman said, "That's right, it's still washing the floor anyway, so why bother?"

They looked at each other, found the sympathy of the fisherman, and then laughed...

"..."

"So do you want to add more meals?" The waiter dressed as a clown girl asked impatiently.

They added more food, and the older policeman continued: "After all these years in Gotham, I hardly feel any surprises."

"Yeah, the work is endless anyway. You still remember that Poison Ivy robbed the Star Lab two days ago, and Gordon was in a hurry as if something big happened. What about now? Hahahaha!"

"Yes, anything can happen in Gotham," the old policeman said, taking a sip of his beer. "I wouldn't be surprised to see a dinosaur wearing skateboard shoes on the street now. But what did that say?" Come on, the sun rises as usual, Batman can solve everything~"

The young policeman froze.

"?" The old policeman looked at the dumbfounded young policeman strangely.

"Look... look behind you!"

He turned his head, and then saw a huge green Tyrannosaurus Rex, Ga Ga Ga, at least over 6 meters tall, walking across the street.

It was wearing a somewhat tattered uniform that was exactly like Batman, exposing strong anthropomorphic arms and thighs, wrapped around golden spiked arm armor, and wearing a mask-although the mask was worn on him It's the same as not wearing it on the head of the dinosaur.

He is holding several indistinct small things in his left and right hands respectively, which seem to be several people and a large lizard.

"???"

The atmosphere in the restaurant was also quiet, and everyone stared blankly outside, watching the dinosaur's tail disappear around the corner.

The two policemen looked at each other.

"Hahahaha-"

"We are so dazzled, how could such a thing happen?"

They patted each other on the back, laughed out of breath, and fell silent together.

There was a loud bang, obviously the sound of a rocket exploding.

The dinosaur ran back again, with two extra wheels on its feet, and was chasing after three people with rocket launchers and a muscular man.

"Roar!"

Two policemen, you look at me, and I look at you.

"Eh-"

boom!
The door of the restaurant was opened directly, and a large number of guests rushed out screaming together, and the order escape was successful!

Two policemen ran out of the store, took out their small pistols tremblingly, and saw that the big green dinosaur was on this street, blocked here, blocked there, running over here, over there .

The rockets flew wildly, the bullets flew wildly, and the vehicles parked on the roadside were hit by the rockets, and they flew into the sky amidst the violent explosion, and then the muscular man jumped up and grabbed it, throwing it at the dinosaur like a shot put.The people on the street howled and fled in all directions, leaving a mess everywhere they passed.

Check out what you've secured!
The big green dinosaur didn't forget to save people when he was running. He picked up a little girl who was almost hit by a falling street lamp, and picked up a middle-aged man who fell down, and then picked them up halfway. Throwing it away, jumping left and right, agile like a big ape.The 4 popular Qiqiao Shengyan were chasing behind, but how could they keep up with the long legs that slid out more than ten meters?

In the end, the big guy seemed to be annoyed by the four people who were chasing after him, and he beat two of the people holding the bazooka with his backhand. The big dinosaur slipped away again—

He jumped up suddenly, and kicked the tires on his feet against the wall in mid-air. With the reaction force of the rotation, he rushed up to the wall with a bang, jumped onto the roof, and crushed a large piece of bricks and tiles. The two pursuers also climbed onto the roof. They chased and fled, and soon disappeared, leaving only two policemen looking at each other.

Someone nearby was wailing "my car", the road was full of flames and messy ruins, a fire hydrant exploded, and the two who couldn't dodge were drowned.

The older policeman sighed indifferently and peacefully.

"Okay, what the hell is going on with all this just now? Is that dinosaur Batman?"

The young policeman answered him calmly: "Whatever, our job is to clean the ground anyway, hell, sometimes I feel like an NPC living in a game."

"I think so too!" The old policeman also joked, "If the world were a book, the two of us should be the kind of nonsense written in the book without even a name."

"Yes, Sean!"

"Yes, Boris!"

They patted each other on the back, laughed out of breath, and fell silent together.

"Damn, I have to work again."

"Yes, Ma Defarkle."

"Wait, anyway, there will be superhero villains messing up the streets after we finish washing, so is there any difference between washing now and washing later?"

"Hey - makes sense! Let's go back to dinner. I only ate half a donut."

So, the two old Gotham Stars and Stripes with a strong heart quickly accepted all this, simply wiped their heads, and went back to continue eating breakfast.

(End of this chapter)