What bad thoughts can Batman have?

Chapter 335 Leading Batman to condolences to the wounded

Gorilla Grodd was lying on his back in the intensive care unit of the ward with a crooked mouth and squinting eyes.

It was the afternoon of the day, and the setting sun shone into the ward from outside, shining on the banana he didn't like to eat the most on the bedside table.

A tear fell from the corner of Gorilla Grodd's eye.

It wanted to turn over and no longer face the insulting banana, but it tried its best to only make its calves tremble.

However, as soon as he moved, the shackles on his hands and feet made a jingling sound, and then the small robot at the bedside buzzed and flew over his hospital bed, and then the red scanning laser covered it from head to toe. Scanned it again:

"Danger! Danger! The target has moved! Detecting... There is no possibility of escape. The danger is over."

Gorilla Grodd rolled his eyes angrily.

I've become like this, and you're still worried about me running away? ? ?

He looked at his arm, which was as thin as a stick, and couldn't help but feel sad.

The former Gorilla Grodd was the king of Gorilla City who controlled the speed force. He weighed more than 1000 pounds and was more than two meters long. He was a complete behemoth.

He wielded the speed force and stood on the shoulders of the giant ape Titano, overlooking all living beings. In that golden age, he invaded Central City and created a speed storm. All humans trembled under the fierce power of King Grodd!

The current gorilla Grodd is a skinny gorilla about 1 meters tall. His limbs are as dry and thin as if he had polio. His face is as deeply sunken as that of a tuber. If he goes out in the middle of the night, he will be thought of as a gorilla. Starving ghost.

However, even so, Batman still has to tie layers of shackles on his already defenseless body, and also puts a jailer robot to monitor him 24 hours a day.

Are there any laws? Are there still human rights?

Gorilla Grodd's grief and anger were almost beyond words, so much so that he temporarily forgot the fact that he was an orangutan.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh..."

Facing the surveillance robot that was hovering and landing next to it, Gorilla Grodd opened his mouth and wanted to curse a few words, but he was too weak and couldn't say a word in the end.

After all, he had just woken up from a coma a few days ago. Batman had used it purely as a Speed ​​Force battery, and Gorilla Grodd almost felt like he was being drained.

Even if the entire Justice League later came to him as a Speed ​​Force battery, it still didn't stop Batman from allocating more pressure to himself. If the members of the Justice League couldn't stand it, Killer Croc would immediately put them down. , and for villains like him, Batman doesn't care about their life or death at all.

Batman didn't treat him as a human being at all!

Gorilla Grodd struggled to twist his neck and roll his eyes. In fact, his current condition was pretty good. The turtle man next to him simply fell into a coma at some point and has not woken up until now. After all, the other party is a human being, and he is a middle-aged and elderly human being due to the effect of stasis. Naturally, he cannot compete with his strong orangutan in terms of endurance.

Of course, the other party's mastery of stasis power is far more profound than his half-expert speed gorilla, which is also a more important reason.

However, at this time, Gorilla Grodd was even more envious of Turtle Man. After all, he was unconscious the whole time and allowed his body to be controlled by Batman. Instead, he avoided the invisible effect of using the Speed ​​Force to accelerate Batman. The pain of a heavy burden that almost crushed the body was avoided, and he avoided the miserable situation of lying in bed, unable to take care of himself, needing others to urinate, and even having no strength to curse.

And all this is thanks to Batman!

Gorilla Grodd was lying on the bed with anger gushing from his eyes.

Forbearance! He has to endure it now, and he has to live well to have a chance to take revenge on Batman. He will repay Batman 10 times the pain he has endured now!

He wants to eat Batman's brain alive, and then let him know what cruelty means!

hatred!

hatred!

hatred!

This unforgettable blood feud, even if it is...

Squeak!

However, at this time, only a soft sound was heard, and the door to the ward was pushed open. The person who came in was none other than Batman.

Grodd saw that he was still wearing the bat mask with a pair of pointed ears, but underneath his neck he was wearing a Hawaiian plaid shirt and a big pink mink.

Behind him was an old white lady, wearing a doctor's white coat. This was Leslie Tompkins, Grodd's chief physician.

Batman came in and seemed to say something, but Grodd didn't hear a word.

When he saw Batman for the first time, his eyes were already red. If it weren't for the fact that he was too weak to move and still had so many shackles, he would have wanted to rush up and bite him.

However, Batman took out a piece of paper and read something there.

"...In this moment full of care and warmth, with great respect, we express our sincere condolences to the comrades who were hospitalized due to injuries on the job..."

Get out of here!

I want you to die!

"...Keep an optimistic attitude: Comrades must believe that their bodies can defeat the disease. Maintaining an optimistic attitude is crucial for recovery. We must learn from Lei Feng... cough, Washington spirit, and always maintain a positive mental outlook..."

Shut up——

"...Create a good rehabilitation environment: We must create a comfortable and quiet rehabilitation environment for comrades so that they can concentrate on recuperating..."

However, soon, as time went by, Gorilla Grodd's attitude changed from "I'm going to kill you" to "Please stop reading."

That’s because Batman’s speech is really stinky and long. It’s a pile of AI-generated and epic-level clichés. It’s full of all kinds of unrealistic comforts and heart-wrenching encouragement. Gorilla Grodd felt that he would be pissed to death if he continued to listen.

However, no matter how hard Grodd tried in the end, he could not make a sound, and after a long period of torture, Batman's speech finally came to an end.

Gorilla Grodd and Dr. Leslie Tompkins breathed a sigh of relief together.

"So, Dr. Tomkins, is Gorilla Grodd still unable to communicate properly?"

"Well, yes. The patient's previous roaring caused congestion and strong vibrations in his vocal cords, which caused his vocal cords to tear." Dr. Tomkins said, "Not to mention the more injuries on his body. Frankly Said, although I'm not a veterinarian, but his white blood cells have dropped to..."

"I don't understand any of this."

Gorilla Grodd heard Batman interrupt Dr. Tomkins's words neatly: "I have a question now, when can Gorilla Grodd be put back into use?"

Okay, okay, this is why you came to see me, right?

Gorilla Grodd was speechless and could only keep mouthing curses.

I hate you!

I hate you (mouth shape) I hate you……

"Are you kidding? Even though he woke up, it doesn't mean..."

"...If I use it forcefully, will it cause..."

Chen Tao and Dr. Tomkins talked for a long time. When he turned his head, he suddenly saw the mummified gorilla Grodd who seemed to be talking about something, which aroused his curiosity.

He stopped talking nonsense with the doctor, and instead lay down beside Grodd's bed, concentrating on judging what he was talking about through the shape of his mouth.

"me……"

The facial features of the gorilla are different from those of humans, so the mouth shape is not easy to read. Chen Tao read it several times before he could understand it.

"I……"

"I love you?"

"???"Gorilla Grodd's originally vicious and twisted expression suddenly stopped, and an unbelievable look appeared on the orangutan's face.

Chen Tao also showed an expression of disbelief, and he took a breath.

What Stockholm Syndrome! It’s so scary. Is this what a sane villain would say?

God, I thought those psychopaths in Arkham were perverted enough!

"You don't really fall in love with me." He hurriedly stretched out his hand to the gorilla and expressed his rejection with the Tathagata Palm: "That's really disgusting, you know, that's really disgusting .”

"woo woo woo woo!!!"

Gorilla Grodd exploded, and he struggled desperately. The whole gorilla trembled like an epilepsy, and tears flowed from the corners of his eyes.

When Chen Tao saw that the other party was so excited after being rejected by him, he couldn't help but feel a chill. He was so frightened that he and Dr. Tomkins quickly left the other party's ward.

"We must pay attention to the villain's psychological development. All kinds of strange mental illnesses have arisen."

The big leader, Batman, was heartbroken: "Every one of them has become a pervert in the ward. No, we need to allocate money to find a psychiatrist to give the villains therapy. We can't save this money."

Dr. Tomkins: "..."

Soon, Chen Tao was transferred to Lex Luthor's ward.

"Luthor suffered a fractured pelvis, cracked ribs, spinal injuries, and one arm was shattered..."

Before Dr. Tomkins finished the introduction, Chen Tao asked her to stay outside, and then he opened the door and walked in alone.

Luther, who was sitting in an electric wheelchair, also happened to turn the wheelchair from the window at this time.

Bald, paralyzed, using an electric wheelchair, strong willed, and holds the title of professor.

hiss!

Chen Tao took a breath. Although it was a bit hell, it was indeed a top-notch cosplay.

"I always feel like you're thinking of something rude." Luther threw the newspaper in his hand on the hospital bed and stared at the other person with twinkling eyes.

"Luther, I need your help." Chen Tao got straight to the point.

"I won't get involved in the Justice League's trivial matters anymore. I..."

"It's not for those things. I need you and Lucius to study Fire Storm together, thoroughly understand the working principle of Fire Storm Matrix, and then use the Death Storm Matrix given to us by Death Storm to come up with a perfect strengthening plan for Death Storm. But the prerequisite is that we have the ability to counter him."

Chen Tao made a lot of requests: "I also ask you to give Johnny Quick a plan that can cover him with stasis force to ensure that we can counterattack..."

"... Martian is a peer of Martian Manhunter, which means that its own telepathic ability is already powerful enough, but just as the Speed ​​Force can accelerate the thinking of orangutans, making them as smart as humans, they can even build things like Orangutan City Like the city-states of the city, the Speed ​​Force can also amplify the psychic abilities of telepaths, such as Gorilla Grodd. We may be able to use the same technology to give him the Speed ​​Force..."

"There is also the Super Queen, she had something to do with Leopard Girl before..."

"Stop, stop."

Chen Tao wanted to say something else, but he was interrupted by Luther.

"I thought I told you that I was determined not to take any more part in—"

But Luthor couldn't finish half of his words, because he saw that Batman's expression was more serious than ever, so much so that the funny pink mink and Hawaiian shirt he wore became as formal as a formal suit.

"Listen, Luther."

"Why do you think I let you interfere in the affairs of the Justice League?"

"You should know that I had planned to retire a long time ago and train a successor. My first goal was Superman, and then you know what happened. Then I once thought about Hal, Hal Jordan, However, later we had a falling out due to previous matters, so he returned to Oa."

Although Luthor knew this was Batman's trick to change the subject, he still couldn't help but choked when he heard Green Lantern's name.

"That brainless fool, are you serious?"

Chen Tao glanced at him:

"Hal Jordan may seem reckless, but that's just the rebellious side of his personality at work. When no one is bossing him around, he becomes the one who leads others."

Among the many Green Lanterns, Hal Jordan is also the more reliable one.

"Martian Manhunter's weakness is too obvious. Once targeted, it will immediately plunge the alliance into a leaderless state. Until he completely overcomes his fear of fire, I will never consider him to become the leader of the Justice League."

"I originally liked The Flash, but he relied too much on me and has become accustomed to being the one being controlled. Shazam is just a child, Superman can't take care of himself, and our King of Atlantis... no matter he How to hide the fact that he always puts the interests of the Atlanteans above other races."

"Only you, you know? Lex Luthor, you are enough to replace me in terms of wisdom and ability, but your morals and bottom line are a joke in front of you."

Chen Tao said: "So I tried to cultivate your talents, change your code of conduct, and let you integrate into the entire Justice League and truly replace me."

Chen Tao tried his best to charm the other person: "I've always thought so. The world needs you, Luther."

"What about me? Am I for the same reason as Arthur? Because I put the interests of the Amazons before humanity?"

However, at this moment, a voice came over. Chen Tao suddenly turned his head and saw Wonder Woman appearing behind the door of the ward at some point and asked in a pleasant voice.

"Did you hear everything?"

"Hmm, I guess so."

Chen Tao was silent for a while, and then said sincerely:

"That's not the reason. I never considered you leading the Justice League because...because I thought that I would spend my retirement life with you."

Wonder Woman, who had just planned to come to see what Batman was doing, ran away with her face covered.

Luther's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot.

Chen Tao shrugged and turned his head.

"It's actually because Diana's character is more of a warrior than a leader. The emotional side of her character is more emotional than rational. That's a great trait as a friend, but a disaster as a leader. You know……"

"Compassion does not control armies."

(End of this chapter)