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Before the treacherous official could yell out the phrase "F*ck", Li Xiaoji stuffed him with a piece of suckling pork leg, and said, "Look at the show, it's interesting!"

The treacherous minister systematically chewed the suckling pork, and was calmed down by the delicious food. He really opened his eyes wide to see how much fun it was.

After the stage turned into a large area of ​​roses, a large area of ​​peach blossoms, a large area of ​​pear blossoms, and a large area of ​​plum blossoms, the background music also became a beautiful and soothing ghost music.

The heroine's father was so drunk that he couldn't bear Shiwo to take a step forward, reciting a poem full of emotion: "Ah, my old fellows, please listen to me..."

The heroine's mother, Min Mei De, Ren Shiwo stretched her limbs and danced beside her husband. The graceful dance made the audience applaud constantly, "It's great, it's great, there's another one!"

The audience's cheers encouraged the heroine's parents, so they stopped being a joke and continued to read aloud unbearably drunk.

As the content of his recitation changed, the trillions of viewers under the stage traveled back in time and space at the same time, witnessing as bystanders what role the heroine's parents played in this bloody sadomasochism.

Facing Ye IX's pursuit of Qin Zhuanyi and Qu Nidaye's sneering pursuit, Liu Tianxia No. [-] beauty covered her chest in pain, "Oh, my God, please save this girl who is favored by the God of Love. Let me!"

"One of them is as handsome as a human or an animal, and the other is so good-looking that he is neither male nor female, but they treat me so well at the same time. I really don't know which one to choose!"

The first beauty in Liu Tianxia, ​​who was holding a handkerchief, made the two suitors feel distressed. They glanced at each other, and decided to accept each other in order not to embarrass their only true love.

"Dear goddess, please don't be sad, please don't be sad, our hearts will beat for you at the moment when the sun sets, the moon elopes, and the sea flows backwards."

"So, we decided to be your husband together, as long as you can reproduce that smile that shines like stars and radiates heat like snail noodles!"

Hearing the words of the two men, Liu Tianxia No. [-] Beauty instantly stopped the tears falling down like a rainbow like the Milky Way, sniffed, held a man with each hand, and said: "We will be happy!"

So, the three of them danced in the square dance, using dance to express their joy and satisfaction, but they ignored Quni Daye Detian Xia Diyimei's jealous eyes emitting infrared rays in the dark.

Seeing that the three of them are about to form a happy family, Qu Ni Daye, Detian Xia Di and Yimei jumped into the sea in anger and turned back to their original shape—a great white shark. .

Minmei Detian Ren Shiwo has a good relationship with Quni Daye Detian Xia Diyimei. Seeing that she is trapped in love, she can't help but feel distressed, so she gave her a medicine.

Said that as long as she takes it for the man she loves, and becomes the first person he sees after taking the medicine, he will love her for a lifetime, and she will love him for a lifetime, and will not look at others again.

Holding the medicine, Quni Daye, Detian Xia Diyimei excitedly found Ye IX holding the Qin Zhuanyi, and stuffed him with the medicine, and waited for the medicine to take effect. The first person he saw was her, and she would be able to I got my wish.

As a result, Qu Nidaye's blue brick suddenly appeared from the cracks in the ground, saying that he wanted to learn singing skills with King Ye IX holding Qin Zhuan, and then he became the first person to be seen.

Ye IX holding Qin Zhuanyi and Qu Nidaye's Qingzhuan had come together happily, Qu Ni Daye was so angry that Tian Xia Di Yimei vomited blood for ten years, also known as Liu Tianxia's number one beauty, her heart was broken .

In order to save her lover, Liu Tianyimei temporarily reconciles with Quni Daye, Detian Xia Diyimei, and jumps into the sea together to find the witch, Mei De, and Ren Shiwo.

The witch asked the crystal ball how to solve this problem in front of the scumbag's mother and the hero's mother, but the crystal ball turned into a man with a face as blue as the sea - drunk and unbearable stone nest.

He brought the witch and the two women back to the land together, and asked Ye IX to hold the seal of Qin Zhuan, Qu Nida also had the green brick, Liu Tianxia was the most beautiful, and Quni Daye Detian Xia Diyimei stood together .

Then, he rose to the sky with one hand and took the seasoning from the goddess of the moon, and then plucked the leg hair of the goddess of love, the armpit hair of Chang'e, and the nose hair of the goddess of victory.

Using these as medicinal materials, four pills were made. As long as the four people ate them separately and jogged for a year, they could return to normal.

So, the two women hurriedly fed the two men, and swallowed the basin-sized pills themselves, longing for everything to return to the beginning, and the rest of the matter would be resolved slowly.

Unexpectedly, Zui Lide couldn't bear Shiwo's first time as a wizard, lack of experience, and missed the most crucial blind medicine-a booger of the Jade Emperor, which made the relationship between the four of them undergo a terrible change again.

That is, Liu Tianxia Yimei and Qu Ni Daye Detian Xia Di Yimei fell in love, leaving two men who had finally regained their sobriety, and chose to elope to Pluto.

The two men went crazy immediately, took out their hearts, liver, spleen, stomach and kidneys, and threatened Zui Ruide, who couldn't endure Shiwo, to make an antidote, and change Liu Tianxia's most beautiful heart back.

Zui Shude couldn't bear Shiwo and had no choice but to run to the sky in person, begging Taoist gods and Buddhas for help.

Then, the god of love appeared, after thinking about it, he directly exchanged the heart of Quni Daye, Detian, Xia Diyi, and Yimei to Ye IX, holding Qin Zhuanyi, and exchanged the heart of the most beautiful Liu Tianxia, ​​​​to Qu Nidaye's. Chi Qingzhu already.

Next, under the guidance of the god of love, the heroine's parents exchanged each other's hearts, liver, spleen, stomach and kidneys for the hero's parents and the scumbag's parents, until their relationship line returned to normal.

But in the process of changing the heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidneys, Qu NiDaYe, De Tian, ​​Xia DiYiMei and Qu NidaYe's Qing Brick had accidentally merged their souls and had a child.

But Ye IX easily got rid of his competitors with Qin Zhuan, and was able to embrace his true love alone, and quickly gave birth to the crystallization of their love with his true love-Ye IX Flower Trade Wind Six.

But Liu Tianxia's No. [-] beauty still can't forget Qu Nidaye's sneer, and Quni Daye Detian Xia Diyimei was also angry that she was forced to marry a man she didn't love, and the two women began a long-term relationship. struggle.

The two men worked hard and vowed to be richer than each other, but no matter what, Ye IX, who married Liu Tianxia's most beautiful, with Qin Zhuan, was able to securely win against Qu Nidaye's Qingzhuanji.

As the culprit who almost caused the four of them to go to the male-female channel and the female-female channel, the heroine's parents sneaked back into the sea while they had no time to settle accounts, and then got married, with the heroine Wu Shijiedi Yimei.

But the heroine's parents never expected that Wo Shijie Di Yimei would have feelings for Ye IX Hua Xinfeng Liu, and they got engaged directly.

What's more, I didn't expect Master Laozi to walk the old path of his parents' generation and was willing to join the heroine and the scumbag.

In this regard, the heroine's parents objected, and they lamented the predestined fate. After Min Mei Deren finished dancing another dance, Shi Wo immediately sang: "This is Life--"

"This is fate——" Xu Shi resonated, the male lead's parents and the scumbag's parents responded at the same time, several high-pitched voices continued, and the audience in the audience were very sad, hating this damn love.

After understanding the grievances and entanglements between the three parents, Li Xiaoji drank a large bottle of Coke, cleared his throat, and prepared to start his own role.

The treacherous official's eyes turned into mosquito coils, and he was still struggling with the names of the parents of the three parties. After finally sorting it out, he flicked the content just now.

Ye IX Hua Xinfeng Liu is the scumbag who chased his wife in the crematorium. His parents are Ye IX holding Qin Zhuan Yi and Liu Tianxia No. [-] Beauty.

Master Laozi Jiedi Yiyi is the hero of this article, his parents are Chi Qingzhuanji of Qu Nidaye and Quni Daye Detian Xia Diyimei, one of the couple is a mother who covets a scumbag, and the other covets a scumbag father.

Wu Shijie Di Yimei is the heroine of this article, and her parents are Hai Wuzui and Shide and Ren Shiwo, who almost caused the first two couples to switch from the romance channel to the niche channel.

To be honest, I almost fainted myself...