I am a god in the escape game by drawing cards

Chapter 220 The Absurd Variety Show Live 2
Clap clap, the hippopotamus sitting in the middle suddenly applauded with satisfaction:
"Very good, you look very sick, very suitable for our program group. I announce that you have passed the interview!"

As he spoke, the hippopotamus enthusiastically extended his hand towards Fang Muge.

Fang Muge looked up and saw that the absurd value of her behavior had become 1.

In an instant, Fang Muge confirmed that her guess was correct.

The most important rule of this dungeon is: you have to be crazy to be a human being, and the more absurd and uninhibited your behavior is, the better.

Fang Muge looked up at the hippopotamus' outstretched hand, and gave him a high five: "You look sick too, I like it too."

The hippopotamus was taken aback for a moment, and then laughed loudly: "Hahaha, our new guest is very good. The audience will definitely like this live variety show!"

The goat-headed man touched the horns on his head and grinned, "Congratulations on becoming a new guest on our show, and I wish you the best of luck."

The last half of the sentence, the goat-headed man spoke meaningfully.

The fox head took out a document and handed it to Fang Muge: "If you think there is no problem, then sign this contract."

Fang Muge glanced at the contract, and said expressionlessly: "Sorry, I don't know how to read, please read it to me."

"You!" The fox-headed man looked at Fang Muge in shock.

Fang Muge looked at the fox head man without guilt: "My parents said that I am a genius who does not need to read, so I have never been to school, what's the problem?"

"You're such a genius." The fox-headed man gritted his teeth and cursed, and then reluctantly read the contract to Fang Muge.

Fang Muge looked up and saw that the absurd value of her behavior had risen to 3.

"This variety show live broadcast is dangerous. If a guest dies accidentally during the live broadcast, the program team will not be responsible!" The fox head threw the contract in front of Fang Muge, "Do you hear clearly? If you hear clearly, sign it immediately. "

Fang Muge looked at the fox-headed man with contempt: "You are so stupid, since I don't even know how to write, how can I know how to write?"

The fox-headed man choked at first, and then choked: "You can't even write your name, why are you here for an interview? Do you want me to sign for you?"

Fang Muge looked away, looking too lazy to pay attention.

Seeing this, the hippopotamus hurriedly said, "It's all right, it's not a big problem if you can't write, just make a fingerprint."

As he spoke, the hippopotamus dug out a box of red ink pad and motioned for Fang Muge to make a handprint.

Fang Muge thought for a moment, stretched out his little finger and tapped the red ink pad, and then pressed the finger print to the signature of the contract impartially.

After pressing, Fang Muge wiped his red-stained fingers in disgust.

Goat-headed man: "..."

It was the first time he saw someone press the little thumbprint.

The fox head grabbed the contract and said with a sneer, "Do you know that I am the host of this show, offending me won't do you any good?"

Fang Muge looked up at the sky and pretended not to understand.

The hippopotamus stood up and announced with a smile on his face: "Very well, our last new guest has been confirmed, and the live broadcast can begin."

Hearing this, the goat-headed man immediately said to Fang Muge: "I am one of the regular guests of this show, follow me, and I will take you to meet other guests."

When Fang Muge followed the goat-headed man out of the interview room, he saw Jiang Mingyue and Xia Fanxing staying in the hall with a wild boar-headed man, and there were four other testers in the hall.

Seeing Fang Muge and the goat-headed man walking out, the wild boar-headed man immediately called the rest of the guests to come over and take their seats.

In the end, the two regular guests, the goat-headed man and the wild boar-headed man, stood in the middle, Fang Muge, Xia Fanxing and Jiang Mingyue stood on the left side of the goat-headed man, and the other four testers stood on the right side of the wild boar-headed man.

When nine guests stood in a row, a group of staff rushed out from another room.

Two buffalo men ran up and put microphones on the collars of the nine guests one by one.

A few lion-headed men and tiger-headed men pointed cameras and live broadcast equipment at the guests.

With the order of the director Hippopotamus, the live broadcast of the variety show officially began.

The fox-headed man who was the host of the show came out from the side, held up the microphone and said:
"Hello, audience friends, welcome to our absurd variety live broadcast."

"This live broadcast will still last for five days, and it will be uninterrupted throughout the day. During the period, the live broadcast will be divided into a main room and nine sub-rooms. Viewers and friends can enter their favorite guest rooms to watch the live broadcast."

"In addition to our old friends Mr. Goat and Mr. Wild Boar, we also have seven new friends joining the show this time. First, let the seven new friends introduce themselves in turn."

After speaking, the fox head pointed the microphone at the short-haired girl on the far right.

Ma Xuan, a girl with short hair, said, "Hi everyone, I am a new guest this time, Ma Xuan. Please take care of me, thank you."

After Ma Xuan finished speaking, the fox head pointed the microphone at Ren Nan, a tall boy beside Ma Xuan.

"Hi everyone, my name is Ren Nan." Ren Nan's self-introduction was very brief.

The fox head didn't respond, and continued to point the microphone at the next guest.

"Hey, my name is Zhao Dandan, and I'm a new guest. Dear audience friends, you must pay more attention to me, I love you, so I love you." Zhao Dandan quickly set up a weird persona for herself.

The fox head moved his ears, and pointed the microphone at the next person.

The man wearing the sunglasses pushed up the sunglasses arrogantly, and said with absolute coercion: "Listen to me, I'll just say it once, my name is Mo Ling."

The fox-headed man skipped the regular guests, the goat-headed man and the boar-headed man, and turned his head to point the microphone at Jiang Mingyue.

Jiang Mingyue smiled sadly: "Jiang Mingyue."

This introduction was shorter and more powerful than Ren Nan's.

The fox-headed man pointed the microphone at Xia Fanxing again without any surprise.

Xia Fanxing showed the silly smile of the landlord's silly son: "Hey, my name is Xia Fanxing, I like this show very much."

Finally, the microphone came to Fang Muge.

Fang Muge snatched the microphone from the fox-headed man, hit the fox's head bang bang bang a few times, and said with no expression on his face:
"Didn't I introduce myself before, why should I introduce myself? Is your mouth a decoration?"

"Also, why are you looking down on me for the last interview?"

Seeing that the opening guest introduction was about to turn into a fight scene, the goat-headed man and wild boar-headed man immediately stepped forward to separate them.

The fox head who was held by the wild boar head man was so angry that he pointed at Fang Muge and cursed at him.

The goat-headed man pressed Fang Muge, took the microphone and said to the camera:

"Friends in the audience, our new guest with a rather grumpy temper is named Fang Muge, I hope you will bear with me."

Fang Muge broke free from the shackles of the goat-headed man, and straightened his clothes with a serious face.I glanced up casually, and saw that the absurd value of her behavior had risen to 6, and the audience's favorite value had also changed from 0 to 2.

(End of this chapter)