I am a god in the escape game by drawing cards

Chapter 226 The Absurd Variety Show Live 8
"No, I have to find a suitable angle to shoot, you hurry down for me." The black wolf head tried to struggle.

Fang Muge put his hand into his pocket, and successfully took out the [lumber logging chainsaw] from the trial bracelet.

Putting the chainsaw on the neck of the black wolf head, Fang Muge said threateningly: "Xiao Hei, you are not good, how dare you resist me?"

"To be honest, the audience friends must be tired of watching me all the time. You can take pictures of the scenery in the village to change their taste." Fang Muge said with reason.

Under the threat of the chainsaw around his neck, the black wolf head reluctantly walked forward slowly with Fang Muge on his back, and had to obey Fang Muge's orders from time to time to take pictures of the beautiful scenery in the village.

Fortunately, before the black wolf head fell down from exhaustion, Fang Muge finally found Mo Luo who had not been allocated a house.

"Stop, stop, stop, I've encountered something interesting." Fang Muge ordered while grabbing the ear of the black wolf head.

Hei Langtou put Fang Muge down with a sigh of relief.

"Three, where are you going to rest tonight?" Fang Muge waved the chainsaw and asked curiously.

Mo Nei pushed the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, and said in a heroic tone: "Take the sky as your quilt and the earth as your seat."

"I'm going to find a cave to rest by the way." The wild boar man said casually.

"Well, I have taken a fancy to the withered tree in the village, and I am going to rest under it tonight." The goat-headed man replied with a smile.

Hearing this, Fang Muge was full of surprise: "Can you accumulate some virtue, you old goat? That tree is dead, and you still plan to take it as your lunch?"

The goat-headed man's eyes widened: "Don't slander me indiscriminately. I'm talking about resting under the tree, not the dead tree for lunch! And although I like to eat green vegetables, I don't eat the roots of dead trees!"

"Oh, then you should pray that it will not rain tonight." Fang Muge said kindly.

"Speaking of which, I'm very interested in the pair of horns on your head, old goat." Fang Muge waved the [logging chainsaw] meaningfully.

"Just right, I'm also quite interested in your pocket that can take out many unreasonable items." The goat-headed man replied without fear.

Hearing this, Fang Muge immediately turned his head to look at the live broadcast cameras: "Dear audience friends, did you hear that? This old goat is plotting against me. If something happens to me tonight, you have to remember that it must be this old goat. The goat did it!"

"You are still plotting against my horns. If my horns are sawed off, it must be you!" The goat head man retorted angrily.

"I'm too lazy to argue with you losers." Fang Muge used a chainsaw to saw off a pile of grass on the side of the road without interest, then threw the chainsaw casually, and turned to greet the black wolf head, "Little Hei, let's Walk."

After Fang Muge left with the black wolf head man, the wild boar head curiously threw the chainsaw to Fang Muge's haystack and saw that the chainsaw had long since disappeared.

Because Xia Fanxing's single-person luxury house is next to the station of the program team, all the ingredients he needs are provided by the program team, but the program team will not help make the ingredients into food.

When Fang Muge arrived at the luxury single-person residence, he happened to see Xia Fanxing and Jiang Mingyue cooking.

"Hey, Xiao Jiang, didn't you say that your race doesn't need to eat?" Fang Muge said with a smile.

Jiang Mingyue didn't know what was painted on her face, her face was extremely pale, and with her sinister smile from time to time, she looked no different from a ghost.

"Naturally, our race doesn't need to eat, but thanks to Xiao Xia's kind invitation, I had no choice but to come and taste these human foods." Jiang Mingyue replied without emotion.

Xia Fanxing showed the landlord's stupid son's smile again: "Hey, Xiao Fang, do you want to have lunch with us too? There are a lot of food at Hippo Head and Fox Head, I can take whatever I want."

Fang Muge followed Xia Fanxing's line of sight, and saw the fox-headed man with a defensive face.

"According to the rules stated in advance by the program group, we will only provide ingredients for one person in a single luxury residence." The fox head said coldly, "Guests in other residential areas should solve their food problems by themselves."

"What are you in a hurry for? I didn't say I wanted to grab your food." Fang Muge sat down beside the fox-headed man slowly, "I just want to see what you are eating?"

After finishing speaking, Fang Muge probed into the bowl of the fox head, and saw the bloody meat.

"What kind of meat is this?" Fang Muge curiously picked up a piece of meat and put it under his nose to smell it.

The fox-headed man showed a frightening smile: "Naturally it's human flesh, why, are you scared?"

"Human flesh?" Fang Muge became excited instantly, "Is it the meat of a fox-headed man? I really want to taste what the meat of a fox-headed man tastes like."

"Would you like to taste the human flesh in my bowl? It's delicious." The fox-headed man bewitched.

Fang Muge casually threw the meat in his hand back into the fox-headed man's bowl: "What I want to eat is the fox-headed man's meat, not your uncleaned rabbit meat. You should keep some more for yourself, so as not to worry The sky can't eat anymore."

After finishing speaking, Fang Muge wiped his hands on the fox-headed man's clothes, and walked back to Xia Fanxing's luxurious single-person residence.

This so-called luxury single-person residence is indeed more luxurious than Zhao Dandan's dilapidated thatched hut.One bedroom, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom, with complete furniture.

"Hehehe, today's lunch is ready." Xia Fanxing greeted Chaofang Muge enthusiastically, "If you want to stay with me all the time, you have to help me with chores, such as cooking and washing dishes. "

"I don't want to." Fang Muge expressed his disapproval.

"It's okay." Xia Fanxing showed a silly smile, "If you don't want to, you won't be able to come to my place for dinner in the future."

"Hmm..." Fang Muge thought for a moment, then turned his attention to the black wolf head who was eating the box lunch of the program group, and immediately had a good idea, "Then Xiao Hei will help me with the dishes!"

The black wolf head who had been bullied all this time finally stood up and resisted: "I don't want to."

"You can't help it!" Fang Muge stood up, slapped the head of the black wolf directly, and rubbed the ear of the black wolf, "As your master, I have the right to order you!"

The black wolf head was full of question marks: You are just a guest in charge of me, how did you become my master?
After lunch, the black wolf head was finally humiliated and carried by Fang Muge to wash the dishes.

For the whole afternoon, Fang Muge walked the dog and teased the cats in the village, pissed off this guest for a while, and pissed off that program crew for a while, completely offending everyone.

By provoking the boredom of others, Fang Muge's behavior absurdity value and audience favorite value have both risen to 90.

The audience in the live broadcast room is still swiping the barrage:

"To be honest, if I were another guest or staff member, I would really be annoyed by Fang Muge."

"Hahaha, if this kind of person came to bother me, I would want to kill her. But when she is annoying others, as an audience who has nothing to do with me, I can still watch it very enthusiastically."

(End of this chapter)