I am a god in the escape game by drawing cards
Chapter 232 The Absurd Variety Show Live 14
Chapter 232 The Absurd Variety Show Live 14
Suddenly there was a loud noise in the night sky, and immediately after that, the two-person ordinary house where Fang Muge and Jiang Mingyue lived collapsed with a loud crash.
Fang Muge picked up the live broadcast equipment, and crawled out of the ruins with a sullen expression: "Who is so angry that my house collapsed in fright?"
Looking around, Fang Muge quickly saw Ma Xuan who looked embarrassed not far away, and immediately said in surprise: "Hey, my friend, why do you look so miserable?"
Ma Xuan touched the blood on her face, and looked at Fang Muge with complicated eyes.
She chose to use explosives to bomb Fang Muge's house. She originally thought that Fang Muge would be seriously injured if he was not dead.
Ma Xuan understands that Fang Muge probably has some kind of life-saving item that rebounds damage.
Sighing inwardly, Ma Xuan quickly moved away from the scene of the accident.
Although the result of the hunt was not good, at least she would not be punished for another violation of the rules for refusing to hunt.
"Why are you leaving in such a hurry? Could it be that you collapsed my house?" Fang Muge shouted at Ma Xuan's back, "I think you lost one of your ears, why don't you come and look for it in the ruins?" ?”
Hearing Fang Muge's call, Ma Xuan immediately speeded up and quickly disappeared into the vast night.
"People nowadays don't even care if they have ears or not." Fang Muge shook his head in disappointment.
At this moment, a hand stretched out from the ruins and grabbed Fang Muge's ankle.
Fang Muge looked down at the pale hand, and suddenly realized: "So it's Xiao Jiang, you haven't gotten up yet, do you need me to give you a hand?"
"No, please move your position, don't block me from enjoying the night view." Jiang Mingyue's voice came faintly from the ruins.
"Okay." Fang Muge responded flatly, "You can enjoy the night view underground, and I won't bother you."
After finishing speaking, Fang Muge picked up the live broadcast equipment and walked towards the station of the program group.
"The road at night is long, when will it be the end?" Fang Muge muttered, while walking forward with the faint light of the live broadcast equipment.
Halfway through the journey, Fang Muge suddenly heard a strange cry of sheep not far away.
Fang Muge turned around without thinking, and walked towards the place where the sheep were bleating.
The cry of the sheep stopped abruptly in front of him, and Fang Muge found out that the cry of the sheep was actually made by the goat-headed man snoring through the faint light of the live broadcast equipment.
I saw the goat-headed man sitting under the withered big tree in Huangcao Village, resting with his eyes closed, bleating from time to time, looking like a dream.
"The snoring sound of the old goat is quite special." Fang Muge sighed.
The goat-headed man who was feigning sleep heard Fang Muge's voice, and immediately moved the hand hidden behind him.
Only the sound of rustling sounded in the darkness, and countless slimy molluscs approached Fang Muge silently.
Just when the slimy molluscs swarmed up to deal with Fang Muge, the [Curse] and [Blessing of Light] on Fang Muge took effect, and the molluscs were forced to turn around and crawl towards the sleeping goat-headed man.
Hearing a few screams, the goat's head waved back the molluscs he had summoned in a panic.
Goat's head reached out to wipe off the sticky liquid on his face, and looked at Fang Muge in horror: "What did you do to me? Did you call these disgusting things to attack me?"
Fang Muge is very innocent: "I didn't do anything. If you don't believe it, the audience in the live broadcast room can testify for me."
The goat-headed man didn't believe Fang Muge's nonsense, and asked vigilantly: "Could it be that your identity is a cat? You want to catch me, a mouse?"
Fang Muge replied with a smile: "Yes, so are you really a mouse?"
"I'm... oh, no, I'm not a mouse, I'm actually a cat." The goat's head made a gesture of trying to hide it.
"You will be struck by lightning if you tell a lie." Fang Muge looked serious.
"I'm not lying, I'm really a cat." The goat-headed man pretended to be guilty and replied.
Fang Muge looked up at the sky: "Oh, there is no lightning strike, it seems that you are really not lying."
After finishing speaking, Fang Muge turned to leave with a regretful face.
Seeing this, the goat-headed man's eyes darkened, and he quickly threw a gadget at Fang Muge's feet.
In the next moment, a huge pit appeared under Fang Muge's feet.
It's a pity that Fang Muge didn't look at the road at all when he walked, and stepped into the pit directly.
With a scream, the goat's head uncontrollably ran towards the huge pit, and landed in the spiked pit beforehand, making Fang Muge a stepping stone.
Fang Muge looked down at the goat-headed man below him, with a moved expression on his face: "Old goat, I didn't expect you to be so kind and willing to sacrifice yourself for others. I'm really touched!"
The man with the goat head, whose back was pierced to the core, said in distress: "You are welcome, serving the people is what you should."
Fang Muge nodded in agreement: "That's right, so I didn't thank you either."
Goat-headed man: "..."
"Please do it to the end, good man, send me up first." Fang Muge patted the horns of the goat-headed man, "Hey, you should stand up, so that I can step on your head and climb up."
The goat-headed man refused: "I'm injured and can't stand up for the time being."
"Why are you so useless?" Fang Muge looked disgusted, "Forget it, let's rest in this pit tonight, wait until dawn to see who is destined to pass by here, and then pull us up."
As he said that, Fang Muge stretched his hands and feet, lay down on the goat-headed man, and began to rest with his eyes closed.
"Can't you climb out and find someone to save me, the wounded?" Goat's head twisted its body in resistance.
Fang Muge, who was already in a panic, slapped the goat-headed man angrily: "Don't move around, as a mattress, you must have the consciousness of a mattress!"
The goat head was so angry that his teeth itched, and he wanted to teach Fang Muge a lesson.But when he thought of the inexplicable damage reflection effect on Fang Muge's body, he silently gave up the attack.
The two of them were lying in the pit, and neither of them wanted to find a way to climb out. They just stayed in the pit until dawn, and waited until the program staff passed by to rescue them.
"You two, why are you in the pit?" the goat-headed man and the photographer, the yellow duck-headed man, were lying on the edge of the pit and asked doubtfully.
The goat-headed man, who had been sat by Fang Muge all night, and his back was full of sharp wounds, called for help weakly: "Save us first."
When the yellow duck-headed man heard this, he immediately went to call out to other staff members, and a group of people struggled to pull Fang Muge and the goat-headed man out of the pit.
Fang Muge looked around, saw her follower, the photographer Hei Langtou, and immediately stepped forward to ask fiercely: "Xiao Hei, did you sleep well last night?"
"Very good." The black wolf head replied truthfully.
"But I didn't sleep well!" Fang Muge said with a serious face, "It's all your fault, so from today onwards, you don't have time to rest, you must stay by my side 24 hours a day!"
After all, Fang Muge threw the live broadcast equipment back to the black wolf head with an angry expression.
"Okay." The black wolf head agreed without any resistance, picked up the live broadcast equipment and turned on the working mode.
(End of this chapter)
Suddenly there was a loud noise in the night sky, and immediately after that, the two-person ordinary house where Fang Muge and Jiang Mingyue lived collapsed with a loud crash.
Fang Muge picked up the live broadcast equipment, and crawled out of the ruins with a sullen expression: "Who is so angry that my house collapsed in fright?"
Looking around, Fang Muge quickly saw Ma Xuan who looked embarrassed not far away, and immediately said in surprise: "Hey, my friend, why do you look so miserable?"
Ma Xuan touched the blood on her face, and looked at Fang Muge with complicated eyes.
She chose to use explosives to bomb Fang Muge's house. She originally thought that Fang Muge would be seriously injured if he was not dead.
Ma Xuan understands that Fang Muge probably has some kind of life-saving item that rebounds damage.
Sighing inwardly, Ma Xuan quickly moved away from the scene of the accident.
Although the result of the hunt was not good, at least she would not be punished for another violation of the rules for refusing to hunt.
"Why are you leaving in such a hurry? Could it be that you collapsed my house?" Fang Muge shouted at Ma Xuan's back, "I think you lost one of your ears, why don't you come and look for it in the ruins?" ?”
Hearing Fang Muge's call, Ma Xuan immediately speeded up and quickly disappeared into the vast night.
"People nowadays don't even care if they have ears or not." Fang Muge shook his head in disappointment.
At this moment, a hand stretched out from the ruins and grabbed Fang Muge's ankle.
Fang Muge looked down at the pale hand, and suddenly realized: "So it's Xiao Jiang, you haven't gotten up yet, do you need me to give you a hand?"
"No, please move your position, don't block me from enjoying the night view." Jiang Mingyue's voice came faintly from the ruins.
"Okay." Fang Muge responded flatly, "You can enjoy the night view underground, and I won't bother you."
After finishing speaking, Fang Muge picked up the live broadcast equipment and walked towards the station of the program group.
"The road at night is long, when will it be the end?" Fang Muge muttered, while walking forward with the faint light of the live broadcast equipment.
Halfway through the journey, Fang Muge suddenly heard a strange cry of sheep not far away.
Fang Muge turned around without thinking, and walked towards the place where the sheep were bleating.
The cry of the sheep stopped abruptly in front of him, and Fang Muge found out that the cry of the sheep was actually made by the goat-headed man snoring through the faint light of the live broadcast equipment.
I saw the goat-headed man sitting under the withered big tree in Huangcao Village, resting with his eyes closed, bleating from time to time, looking like a dream.
"The snoring sound of the old goat is quite special." Fang Muge sighed.
The goat-headed man who was feigning sleep heard Fang Muge's voice, and immediately moved the hand hidden behind him.
Only the sound of rustling sounded in the darkness, and countless slimy molluscs approached Fang Muge silently.
Just when the slimy molluscs swarmed up to deal with Fang Muge, the [Curse] and [Blessing of Light] on Fang Muge took effect, and the molluscs were forced to turn around and crawl towards the sleeping goat-headed man.
Hearing a few screams, the goat's head waved back the molluscs he had summoned in a panic.
Goat's head reached out to wipe off the sticky liquid on his face, and looked at Fang Muge in horror: "What did you do to me? Did you call these disgusting things to attack me?"
Fang Muge is very innocent: "I didn't do anything. If you don't believe it, the audience in the live broadcast room can testify for me."
The goat-headed man didn't believe Fang Muge's nonsense, and asked vigilantly: "Could it be that your identity is a cat? You want to catch me, a mouse?"
Fang Muge replied with a smile: "Yes, so are you really a mouse?"
"I'm... oh, no, I'm not a mouse, I'm actually a cat." The goat's head made a gesture of trying to hide it.
"You will be struck by lightning if you tell a lie." Fang Muge looked serious.
"I'm not lying, I'm really a cat." The goat-headed man pretended to be guilty and replied.
Fang Muge looked up at the sky: "Oh, there is no lightning strike, it seems that you are really not lying."
After finishing speaking, Fang Muge turned to leave with a regretful face.
Seeing this, the goat-headed man's eyes darkened, and he quickly threw a gadget at Fang Muge's feet.
In the next moment, a huge pit appeared under Fang Muge's feet.
It's a pity that Fang Muge didn't look at the road at all when he walked, and stepped into the pit directly.
With a scream, the goat's head uncontrollably ran towards the huge pit, and landed in the spiked pit beforehand, making Fang Muge a stepping stone.
Fang Muge looked down at the goat-headed man below him, with a moved expression on his face: "Old goat, I didn't expect you to be so kind and willing to sacrifice yourself for others. I'm really touched!"
The man with the goat head, whose back was pierced to the core, said in distress: "You are welcome, serving the people is what you should."
Fang Muge nodded in agreement: "That's right, so I didn't thank you either."
Goat-headed man: "..."
"Please do it to the end, good man, send me up first." Fang Muge patted the horns of the goat-headed man, "Hey, you should stand up, so that I can step on your head and climb up."
The goat-headed man refused: "I'm injured and can't stand up for the time being."
"Why are you so useless?" Fang Muge looked disgusted, "Forget it, let's rest in this pit tonight, wait until dawn to see who is destined to pass by here, and then pull us up."
As he said that, Fang Muge stretched his hands and feet, lay down on the goat-headed man, and began to rest with his eyes closed.
"Can't you climb out and find someone to save me, the wounded?" Goat's head twisted its body in resistance.
Fang Muge, who was already in a panic, slapped the goat-headed man angrily: "Don't move around, as a mattress, you must have the consciousness of a mattress!"
The goat head was so angry that his teeth itched, and he wanted to teach Fang Muge a lesson.But when he thought of the inexplicable damage reflection effect on Fang Muge's body, he silently gave up the attack.
The two of them were lying in the pit, and neither of them wanted to find a way to climb out. They just stayed in the pit until dawn, and waited until the program staff passed by to rescue them.
"You two, why are you in the pit?" the goat-headed man and the photographer, the yellow duck-headed man, were lying on the edge of the pit and asked doubtfully.
The goat-headed man, who had been sat by Fang Muge all night, and his back was full of sharp wounds, called for help weakly: "Save us first."
When the yellow duck-headed man heard this, he immediately went to call out to other staff members, and a group of people struggled to pull Fang Muge and the goat-headed man out of the pit.
Fang Muge looked around, saw her follower, the photographer Hei Langtou, and immediately stepped forward to ask fiercely: "Xiao Hei, did you sleep well last night?"
"Very good." The black wolf head replied truthfully.
"But I didn't sleep well!" Fang Muge said with a serious face, "It's all your fault, so from today onwards, you don't have time to rest, you must stay by my side 24 hours a day!"
After all, Fang Muge threw the live broadcast equipment back to the black wolf head with an angry expression.
"Okay." The black wolf head agreed without any resistance, picked up the live broadcast equipment and turned on the working mode.
(End of this chapter)
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