I am a god in the escape game by drawing cards

Chapter 249 The Absurd Variety Show Live 31
After a while, the applause from the robots gradually died down.

However, before the applause completely stopped, the robots sitting in the front row suddenly stood up, and ran towards Fang Muge while chanting words:
"Hehehe, Fang Muge, you are my favorite guest when I watch the live broadcast! You know, I like you so much that I want to devour you!"

"There are few human beings in this world, and there are fewer human beings with rich emotions like you. I must eat you, so that you can experience more emotions!"

"Go away! I must be the one to eat the first bite of meat, you all get out of the way!"

"I won't compete with you for the first bite, but the heart must be left to me! That's a pure human heart, it must be delicious!"

……

Seeing the robots in the first few rows start to move, the robots sitting in the back couldn't sit still for an instant, and rushed towards Fang Muge frantically.

Seeing the robots getting closer and closer, the smile on the corner of Fang Muge's mouth grew bigger and bigger: It's an absurd variety show, it really is absurd enough!
Clicking on the trial bracelet, Fang Muge threw all the usable props towards the robots:

【Greedy Tongue】Props quickly intercept the nearest robot.

[Light Magic Wand] Cast [Light Screen] to protect Fang Muge and block the attacks of the robots.

[Thunder Magic Wand] cast [Grid] to lay down the second defense, short-circuiting all the robots that dare to approach.

[Happy Carousel] Greet ten robots at one time to experience the joy of rotation.

【Painting chalk】Draw a metal burning gun and directly burn a big hole in the robot.

[Everything can be a card] skill, take the most powerful robots for your own use.

[Dark Mage] skills, [Invisibility] and [Teleportation] can avoid the attack of robots in critical moments.

Under the suppression of Fang Muge's tools and skills, there are fewer and fewer robots that can move freely.

A great war started quickly and ended just as quickly.

The few remaining robots looked at the miserable comrades who fell to the ground, and then at the strongest combat companions who suddenly betrayed, and raised their hands to express their surrender:

"Stop, stop, I give up, I declare my surrender!"

"Ah, I surrender too! Sorry, I know I was wrong!"

"Don't be angry, in fact, we lied to you before, our robots don't eat human flesh at all."

"Yeah, yeah, just kidding, don't kill so much."

"Whether it's a robot, a human, or a half-orc, in fact, we are all God's people. There's no need for everyone to fight to the death, right?"

Fang Muge snorted softly: "If I am the one who loses now, I'm afraid you wouldn't say that?"

All the robots smiled awkwardly.

Seeing that the danger has been eliminated, Fang Muge couldn't help asking curiously: "Is your robot the only audience for the live broadcast of the absurd variety show?"

A robot shook his head hesitantly: "There are all kinds of races, but most of them are our robots."

"Why do you robots like to watch such absurd programs?" Fang Muge asked again.

A robot replied: "Because our robots lack emotions, we are very envious of humans with various emotions. Therefore, we want to experience and learn the complex emotions of humans through this kind of emotionally exaggerated program."

"So that's how it is." Fang Muge was thoughtful, "So you want to eat human flesh because you want to gain human emotions?"

"No, no, no." The robot denied, "We robots don't eat human flesh. We were joking just now. Don't mind."

"Do you think this is a joke?" Fang Muge pointed to the mechanical wreckage on the ground.

The robot was silent for a moment, and then replied: "It's okay, we will take them back to the repair shop for repairs, and they can still be barely used later."

Fang Muge nodded: "It's good to know how to use waste."

Hearing this, the robots didn't know how to reply.

"Do you have anything else to do?" Fang Muge raised an eyebrow and asked.

"It's gone, it's gone." Several robots shook their heads in unison, "Your popularity in the absurd variety show live broadcast is well deserved, I wish you a happy life, all the best, smooth sailing, and a long life..."

Seeing the robots endlessly saying all kinds of blessing words, Fang Muge hurriedly interrupted: "Stop, stop, you can go."

With Fang Muge's consent, the remaining robot immediately began to pick up the corpses of its companions.

Several robots drawn by Fang Muge with cards as props followed Fang Muge step by step.

When the door opened and saw the robot following Fang Muge, the hippo-headed man and the fox-headed man were stunned: "You have become good friends with the robot, too?"

"What good friends, who are you looking down on?" Fang Muge frowned, "These robots are my slaves, and they will do whatever I ask them to do."

The hippo-headed man and the fox-headed man were silent: for a moment they didn't know what to say.

The black wolf head man on the side suddenly applauded.

Hearing the applause, the hippo-headed man and the fox-headed man immediately applauded too: "Amazing!"

Fang Muge waved his hand: Small meaning, small meaning.

Leading a few robot slaves, Fang Muge returned to room 2401 under the watchful eyes of the program crew.

As for those robots, they were left outside the room by Fang Muge as bodyguards.

**
At six o'clock in the evening, the identity card drawing for the last hunting activity began.

Under Fang Muge's suggestion, the fox head was forced to assign rat identities to all the guests.

Since the five guests were all mice, there were no cats hunting tonight, and all five guests enjoyed a quiet sleep on the last day.

At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, the traffic rankings of the live broadcast room of several guests were refreshed on time:
【Five-day Cumulative Traffic Ranking of Guest Live Streaming Room】

1. Fang pastoral: 2200
2. Jiang Mingyue: 2010
3. Xia Fanxing: 2005
4. Mr. Goat: 1580
5. Mr. Boar: 1570
At six o'clock in the morning, the mechanical system sound rang in Fang Muge's ear:

[Congratulations to Fang Muge, the tester of God No. 1908, for successfully clearing the trial copy of "Absurd Variety Live Broadcast".We are about to leave the dungeon and return to Taohuayuan, please be prepared. 】

Accompanied by the system sound, Fang Muge entered the buffer space, and a projection screen of customs clearance rewards appeared in front of him:
[Settlement of A-level Trial Copy]

God's Tester: Fang Song No. 1908
Name of A-level Trial Copy: Absurd Variety Show Live
Number of people participating in the trial copy: 7 people

The number of people in the customs clearance trial copy: 3 person

[-]. Task completion status:
Clearance condition: successfully survive for five days [Completed]

Other task 1: The total value of absurd behavior exceeds [-] [Completed]

Other task 1: The cumulative audience favorite value exceeds [-] [Completed]

Other task [-]: Assassinate a guest and remove the suspicion [Completed]

Hidden task: meet the audience in the live broadcast room and leave safely [Completed]

Achievements achieved: none
Obtained title: none
Comprehensive evaluation: SS
[-]. Comments on the performance of the trial copy:
[Being ridiculous is easy to do, but the hard part is staying awake after five consecutive days of being ridiculous. Congratulations, you did it.

Temporary absurd behavior may attract people's attention, but long-term absurd and uninhibited behavior will get tired of it after a long time.So, be normal! 】

(End of this chapter)