You agreed to farm together, but you secretly went to guard the beast?

Xi Pingzhe glared at Xu Jinghong, who was staring at him inexplicably, "Why do you look at me like that?"

Xi Pingzhe snorted heavily, walked around Xu Jinghong twice with his notebook in hand, and commented, "You can't do it."

If the master is so strong, she should deserve the best match. For example... Xi Pingzhe thought about all the strong people in this world, and then shook his head.

No, no one in this world is worthy of such a powerful master, she should be single!
Or...several of them!
At that moment, Xi Pingzhe felt that he had opened a new world. He quickly bit the cap of his pen and quickly recorded something in his small notebook.

[The master’s strength will naturally attract countless moths of the opposite sex to the flame. When she was 20 years old, a red-haired classmate vowed to cook for her for the rest of her life. However, the master did not seem interested. After all, she could even eat musty brain jelly, so how could she be greedy for food? ]
Seeing Xi Pingzhe writing rapidly, Qian Qi, who had been curious about what he was writing these days, took a peek, but Xi Pingzhe quickly covered it with his eyes and hands, "You can't peek!"

This is the biography he wrote for his master, and it’s not finished yet!

Qian Qi took his head back angrily, "Okay."

"By the way, you just said you were going to fight the boss?" Xi Pingzhe, who had finished writing his biography, capped his pen, stuffed the notebook back into his baseball jacket pocket, and asked doubtfully, "Master, are you going to take us with you? ?"

"No..." Qian Qi glanced at the people sleeping not far away and whispered, "Tomorrow I will go to attack the boss alone with Xu Jinghong."

"Alone?!" Xi Pingzhe immediately became alert, "Do you have to be alone? Can't you take me with you?"

"With more people, the target is bigger, and two people are just right..." Qian Qizheng explained, and then he saw the bunch of stupid hair on Xi Pingzhe's head hanging down like withered cabbage, "You really are watching Fuck him, otherwise he would still be a loser, I am still your disciple, why would you take him and not me?"

Xu Jinghong, who was a rookie but didn't like to hear the truth, looked at him unhappily and said, "Are all the shit in your head? You must have chosen me because it has to be me."

After Xipingzhe heard this, he quickly complained without any effort, "Master, all I can think about is you, and he called you shit!"

Xu Jinghong:?

Qian 6:[-], a great filial disciple.

"Good disciple, please stay here honestly. The journey here is very dangerous. If we encounter danger, I can't take care of the lives of both of them at the same time." Qian Qi took the withered hair on Xi Pingzhe's head. Da Mao straightened his hair forcefully and said comfortingly, "When I come back, I will bring delicious food to your lava hound."

Seeing that Qian Qi was determined not to take him with him, Xi Pingzhe had no choice but to compromise, "Then you must pay attention to safety."

After saying that, he added, "If Xu Jinghong doesn't have the foresight to cause trouble for you, you must not be soft-hearted, you must kill him..."

Xi Pingzhe made a cruel gesture of wiping his neck.

Xu Jinghong:?

Are you fucking sick? Are you slandering and threatening me in front of me? !
Very good, he wants to put Tetsuya Xiping on the blacklist and become the second person besides Qian Qi that he never wants to have contact with again!

In the early morning of the next day, Qian Qi distributed Xu Jinghong's pickled and dried Warcraft meat jerky to everyone for breakfast, and while everyone was eating, he took Xu Jinghong and the sack under his pants and left the place quietly.

The departure of the two did not alarm the others, especially Qian Qi. After all, she left every morning to hunt monsters. Her absence was more normal.

And just after Qian Qi and Xu Jinghong left, a figure followed them furtively.

……

After some distance away from the dungeon exit, Qian Qi led Xu Jinghong around, and finally stopped in front of a field of magic plants. "Well... it's almost mature and ready for use." Qian Qi picked a fruit from a golden magic plant. After checking it, he said to Xu Jinghong, "Xiao Hong, come here to help and pick all these fruits." Come down."

Xu Jinghong walked over and looked at the various magic plants that were densely packed but clearly arranged in squares. He couldn't help but have a ridiculous idea in his mind, "These...couldn't you have planted them?"

Only humans have obsessive-compulsive disorder and plant magic plants so neatly. Magic plants in nature are distributed very randomly.

Qian Qi nodded and did not hide anything, "Yes, I planted it from the beginning."

Time flows faster inside than outside. Before Yan Shuiyue came in, she had been here for two days. After confirming the general situation of the dungeon boss, she planted the magic plant seeds hidden in Mo Crow's stomach. Come down.

Later, she found that Sheng Qing and Yan Shuiyue had also come in, so she discussed with them that if Xu Jinghong and the others also came in, they would first keep the truth about the different time flow rates a secret, and planned a prank to scare them that this was an S-level dungeon.

"Pick it quickly." Instructing Xu Jinghong to pick the golden magic plant fruits, Qian Qi threw the sack aside and went into the magic plant field alone, not knowing what he was doing.

After Xu Jinghong finished picking all the fruits on the golden magic plant, Qian Qi dragged a huge green magic plant back. The magic plant was very active, like a living fish that had left the sea water, " "Jumping and flapping", Xu Jinghong was so frightened that he hurriedly covered his tattered clothes and started to retreat.

He had a stress reaction. When he saw this scene, he couldn't help but think of the past days when he was whipped and "played with" by magic plants.

"Oh, you're quite fast." Seeing Xu Jinghong finish picking all the fruits of the magic plant, Qian Qi couldn't help but said with relief, "Help me put it up later."

"What to wear?" Xu Jinghong walked towards the sack of underpants thrown on the ground, "Is this one?"

"No, no, no, this is the mattress I sleep on, you can't dismantle it!" Qian Qi quickly stopped him, then pointed to the green magic plant in his hand, "Use this!"

this?

Xu Jinghong looked at it in confusion and found that there was a bag of organs like pitcher plants growing on the green magic plant, which indeed seemed to be able to hold a lot of things.

Qian Qi took out the A-level knife and cut off the root at the bottom of the pig cage bag. A lot of transparent and thick liquid flowed out. After the liquid was drained, Qian Qi sat on the ground, opened the opening of the pig cage bag, and took out the inside. Cut off the sticky substance on the side wall bit by bit.

Every time it is cut, the entire wall covering of the pig cage bag trembles, and it cries like a female ghost screaming, "Aah—ahah—!"

"The scream is really unpleasant." Qian Qi, who was sharpening his sword to Mozhi, couldn't help but comment, "Maybe this is the magic of natural creatures evolving in order to survive. If the scream was too nice, there would definitely be many people queuing up. The team came to cut its inner wall to enjoy the wonderful sound, which eventually led to the extinction of this species."

"Well, maybe we can make it into entertainment products and sell them. There will definitely be a lot of people willing to buy them!"

"When I think about it this way, I feel like I'm wrong!"

Xu Jinghong's eyes twitched slightly as he listened to her words.

Fortunately, this magic plant didn't scream pleasantly, otherwise it would have been difficult to escape from her clutches.

"Oh! But it's okay to scream miserably. It can be made into a decompression toy!" Qian Qi's eyes suddenly lit up. He cut the inner wall meat harder and said excitedly, "Brothers and sisters of the Magic Plant Academy are under a lot of pressure to study. , we need this kind of stress-relieving toy to release our pent-up inner thoughts, so as not to become abnormal due to over-stressed exertion! They will definitely like it!”

Seeing Qian Qi appreciating Mo Zhi's screams with a ferocious look on his face, Xu Jinghong said:...

You magic plant types are all perverts! (End of chapter)