Cultivate a male god: After listening to persuasion, I became a top-notch

Chapter 139 College students clean up their workplaces! (Third-shift [-]D is asking for a monthly pass!)
A group of fun people who woke up early in the morning with nothing to do, or clocked in to catch fish, wanted to see Li Youzhi being rubbed on the ground by the interviewer.

After all, everyone has experienced finding a job after graduation.

For most people, that wasn't a particularly good memory.

We all know that most of the happiness in this world comes from the misery of others.

If you let a group of fun people go through the graduation job search again, they will definitely not be happy.But if you want them to watch other people apply for a job, they will have an orgasm in minutes!
However, through Li Youzhi's live broadcast, hearing his violent and aggressive interview style, the barrage in the live broadcast immediately exploded!
"Nimma, am I getting old? Has the interview method of this year's college students been upgraded to this?"

"If you can stay up late, you can work overtime, but you can't be lore! I'm so stupid! You have so much personality!"

"Ah...why is he so awesome? Does his family know that he is so awesome?"

"I squirted a fucking sip of lemonade onto the keyboard! Brother, why don't you be so grumpy!"

"Suddenly froze, and then suddenly laughed like crazy! Explosive killing, Nima! The little brother is so awesome, he said something that I didn't dare to say back then!"

"Why is there no picture of Madan, I want to see the picture, I want to see the face of HR. Brother, I advise you to take a picture of HR's face with your phone, I want to see the expression on his critical face!!!!"

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Received an amazing value of 1022 points!
beep!
Receive a suggested task (put the phone camera on HR's face and show it to netizens), the difficulty is 2 stars, and you can get an F-level reward box after completing it.

On-site interview.

Hearing two system prompts from his ears, Li Youzhi directly picked up his schoolbag, took out his cell phone, and pointed the camera at the messy HR.

Amidst the hahahahaha in the barrage, Li Youzhi blinked and smiled.

"Leader, is there anything else you want to ask?"

"roll!"

Go, just, go!
Seeing the furious interviewer, Li Youzhi, who had successfully received an F-class treasure box, immediately walked away.

It's not that I'm afraid of HR, but the main reason is that the time is limited - in this day, I have to interview more than 20 companies!

Time is money, time is reward!

After leaving the media company, Li Youzhi went to a trading company more than a kilometer nearby without stopping—it was said to be a trading company, but in fact it was just selling goods online.

When he entered the company's personnel department, there were already two interviewees who looked like fresh graduates in line.

Sitting on the bench in the corridor, Li Youzhi looked at his phone.

In just over half an hour, the number of people in the live broadcast room has skyrocketed to 2000+!

Seeing the frenzied swiping of the screen in the barrage, Li Youzhi asked himself to continue to work hard and maintain the interview style just now, so Li Youzhi simply changed the name of the live broadcast room to "Sexy Graduates, Rectify the Workplace Online".

The main hit is a blast!
Sure enough, this name attracted more people than the previous one.

When the interview assistant called Li Youzhi's name, the number of people in the live broadcast room had increased to 3000+!

Putting the phone in his bag and putting it away, Li Youzhi strode into the conference hall that was temporarily used as an interview room.

He nodded slightly to HR No. 2 who was sitting behind the long table, and sat down on the chair with great determination.

"Zhou Yuan, right?"

This time, the HR didn't even care whether Li Youzhi matched the photo or not, he was straightforward;
"Let's start the interview now."

"Wait a minute!"

Seeing that No. 2 HR's aura is relatively stable, Li Youzhi decided to take the initiative!
"Our time is precious, so the leader, I think everyone can be more frank. If you have any ideas, express them directly, so that the two-way choice will not waste each other's time."

Being directly led by Li Youzhi, No. 2 HR frowned and raised his head.

He watched Li Youzhi up and down halfway, and he was amused.

"Okay, I like the way you young people talk. Then we will be straightforward during the period. Our company has a lot of business and is complicated. Can you accept overtime work without overtime pay?"

Hearing the question from HR No. 2, the barrage in Li Youzhi's live broadcast room surged!
"Wozhinima, this is really embarrassing!"

"If you can ask this kind of question, this company is probably a big deal, and the salary will definitely not be very high."

"Hey... Damn, my current company is like this. If you want to work, you have to work overtime until ten or eleven every day. Don't talk about overtime pay, wages are not paid on time!"

"Really, I found that the busier the company, the more often the company works overtime, the worse the work efficiency, and the more the boss deducts!"

"No way...it's basically like this now. To put it bluntly, the company just pays you the full salary and feels that it is a loss, and always wants you to make up for it. When I was interviewed, I said that I worked eight hours a week, and I was off every week. They are all 997. There is no way... I dare not change jobs, and the mortgage and car loan will be cut off after I leave the job, alas..."

Unknown to the netizens in the live broadcast room, Li Youzhi smacked his lips.

"Leader, I can accept working without salary."

Faced with Li Youzhi's answer, HR No. 2's brows twisted into the word "Chuan".

"Are you kidding me?"

"Didn't you joke first?"

Staring at Li Youzhi's standard smiling face, No. 2 HR's forehead was bulging with blue veins.

"Our company's corporate culture is more wolf-like, and the employees within the company are quite distinct. There are tigers who are strong, eagles who are far-sighted, wolves who are desperate, and dogs who are loyal. Do you think that after you join the company, you will be Which kind?"

Whoops!
Seeing the ferocious expression of No. 2 HR, and the fact that he directly turned the character into an attempt to solve his own problems, Li Youzhi frowned.

"Leader, it depends on how much salary you pay me. If you pay me [-] a month, then I will be a dragon crossing the river! If you pay me [-] a month, then I will be a black sheep. Stirring sticks, maggots in dung..."

After seriously speaking to No. 2 HR, whose expression was gradually distorted, Li Youzhi smiled, and handed over the choice to No. 2 HR.

"Leader, which category do you think I should be?"

Stared at by Li Youzhi's innocent eyes that day, No. 2 HR's temple suddenly swelled.

Snapped!
As the red pencil in his hand was cut off in the middle, HR No. 2's angry roar resounded through the conference room.

"Next person!"

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The current interview progress / 2, abort the mission to get the E-level treasure chest.

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Received an amazing value of 2611 points!
Following Li Youzhi's "failure" in the second interview, the netizens in the live broadcast room burst into laughter;
"Fuck, this interview method is so fucking aggressive!"

"I'm dying of laughter, Nima, where did my little brother get so angry, come to HR to vent!"

"What the hell do you call this an interview? You're making the interviewer die!"

"Hahahaha I laughed so hard, Nima, then HR is in a hurry, he is in a hurry!"

"My stupid colleague asked me why I was kneeling and looking at my phone. I listened to my brother's live interview, and he is now kneeling on the boss's head!"

"Go hard, work hard! Don't stop, little brother, keep going! I don't even want to swipe Ao Debiao today, just watch your interview!"

Not surprisingly, he was kicked out of the company for the second time. Seeing the progress of the mission refreshed again, Li Youzhi picked up his phone and checked the time.

Seeing that it was ten past nine before he knew it, Li Youzhi felt that he had to speed up his progress.

In this way, the [-] interviewing companies can't be finished, it can't be done at all!
Thinking of this, he directly stopped a taxi.

At this time, the number of people online in the live broadcast room had exceeded 5000+, and many netizens who were pushed and diverted saw the black screen and the whirring sound of the engine, and they were directly stunned.

"The newcomer asks weakly, what the hell is this live broadcast room? What are you more than 8000 people watching?"

"Look at God!"

Following the new netizen's question, a formation instantly appeared in the live broadcast room.

Just when the newcomers saw the bullet screen flying up on the pitch-black screen, and were puzzled what it meant to see God, after a burst of noise, human voices came from the live broadcast room;

"Let me tell you, this position requires you to be proficient in using various office software, and to be ready for business trips at any time, and to be on call for the company 24 hours a day. Then our salary is paid in two months, is it acceptable?"

"Yes, then can I force you to work for two months?"

"Are you sick? Can you have a good interview?"

"Yes, the leader will continue to talk."

"Our company's salary range is 1000-8000."

"That's 1000?"

"Hey, you can't think that way. When the company develops well in the future, you will naturally be able to get 8000."

"Leader like this, this is my phone number, you keep it, and I will come for an interview when the company develops!"

"Hey, you? You are seriously ill!"

Hearing the middle-aged woman HR angrily yelling in the dark live broadcast room, the new netizens... exploded!
"Damn it, hero!"

"I can't stop laughing. After half a year of my job interview, I was thinking about how to respond to those awesome HR. After so many years, someone finally opened my mind. It's so comfortable!"

"Ahh! Orgasm in place! God, this is the real God! My wife, come out and watch God with the Bull Demon King!"

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Receive amazing value, 3218 points!
"Our company currently does not have five social insurances and one housing fund, and the monthly salary of interns is 500, and there is no Saturday and Sunday rest."

"Are you off from Monday to Friday?"

"No, you misunderstood, we are endless."

"Then I don't think you can be said to have no days off. A monthly salary of 500 and no rest day, so you have no time off! You are treated the same as the reform-through-labour prisoners in the detention center!"

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Received experience points, 3801 points!
"Our company's intern employees have an internship period of three months. There is no salary for these three months. Can you accept it?"

"Then there are no people coming during my internship, is it okay?"

"Is there something wrong with your brain? Young man, don't be so short-sighted! Won't you have a salary after you become a regular?"

"Then I'll come back to work after I become a full-time employee, won't I have to?"

"Next person!"

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Receive amazing value, 4001 points!
As Li Youzhi skillfully used logic to repeat, reverse the big cake, innocent, and enterprise-level understanding drove one HR after another crazy, the fun people in the live broadcast room were already out of breath.

By three o'clock in the afternoon, the number of people online in the live broadcast room had reached 10000+!

At this time, Li Youzhi's mission completion rate has reached 11!

Ton ton ton ton ton... Ha!

He drank most of the bottle of mineral water in one breath, moistened his dry and flaming throat, and Li Youzhi wiped his face with the remaining water.

After patting Xiaotian's numb mouth and his numb legs, he arched a smile and walked into the 12th interview company.

"Hi, you guys called me yesterday, I'm here for an interview."

After entering this media company named Xinhao Culture, Li Youzhi went straight to the personnel department on the third floor.

However, when several interviewers in the personnel department saw Li Youzhi, they all went into a frenzy!
"Close the door, close the door!!!"

With the roar of the HR in the room, a girl who looked a little cute closed the door with a stride.

But embarrassingly, she also shut herself out.

Looking directly at Li Youzhi who showed doubts and dissatisfaction, the girl shrank her neck, her voice trembling slightly.

"Brother, brother... let's go, you have been blocked by the human resources group in Rongcheng... er, er, this company can't do it either... They don't pay wages on time, I, I'm going to resign too..."

"..."

Seeing the girl's expression like a frightened deer, Li Youzhi grinned.

Boil!
Brother Zhi, I haven't played enough yet!

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Receive amazing value, 8100 points!
Hearing another system prompt from beside his ear, Li Youzhi silently took out his phone.

At this time, the live broadcast room has exploded.

After hearing the news that Li Youzhi had been blocked by the human resources group, the fun people started the carnival mode.

"Congratulations, little brother, who has since left the workplace!"

"Hahahaha, I'm so happy after this day! But my brother can't find a job in the local area, so I suddenly feel a little bit guilty. This feeling is really... Thai pants are hot!"

"Brother don't cry, we praise you!"

"Oh, I can't, I burst into tears from laughing. Damn, I watched my brother's interview for a whole day, and I was so happy that I didn't even eat lunch. But I also feel a little distressed. This year's college students are too difficult."

"Yeah, it's too difficult. It can be seen that the little brother came here today to hate HR, but these recruiting companies like HR really should have such a person to clean up. What are these recruitment conditions?"

"+1, how is this recruiting employees? What the hell is looking for a donkey for the production team! It's okay to find a donkey, you have enough carrots!"

"Damn it, I feel sad for my little brother after laughing. Nowadays, it's too difficult for a college student to find a good job by himself after graduation. Alas, here's a small sports car. Come on, little brother!"

"Brother, don't look for a job. Look for a job, start your own business, start a company, and be the boss!"

"Oh? Don't talk about the previous ones, this is really good! I suggest that I start a company by myself and be my own boss!"

beep!
[Receive the suggested task (start a company, be your own boss), the difficulty is 5 stars, and you can get a C-level treasure box after the reward]

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[Suggested task (participate in the school recruitment meeting, and participate in as many interviews as possible), completed]

【Final completion progress: 12】

[B-level reward chests are being distributed...]

[Congratulations to the user, you have obtained the intermediate level [Leadership Halo]. Description: When facing subordinates, the prestige is increased by 30%, the persuasive power is increased by 30%, and the mobilization power is increased by 30%. ps: Raise your arms and shout, all hearts are united!Domineering President Happy Ring! 】

Seeing the new missions refreshed again in the suggested mission list, and the halo of grace from the reward chests of the floating missions, Li Youzhi picked up his face.

The domineering president's happy ring is okay... but the suggestion of starting a company...

(`^) A bunch of scrappy netizens!

In this economic situation, you advise me to start a business?

I hugged your child to jump into a dry well, didn't I!

Ah!
the other end.

Agricultural University, Student Office.

"Director Wang, Dean Chen. Come here, take a look, take a look! What are these! Take a look at this Li Youzhi, and look at the good students you have cultivated!"

He slapped the coffee table viciously, bouncing the water glass on the coffee table, Lu Yuanfu pointed at the mobile phone chat records on the table, and roared angrily.

In his outburst of anger, Wang Mingqi, the dean of the Student Affairs Office, Chen Delu, the dean of the School of Film and Television, and Zhong Sheng, the vice-principal of the Agricultural University, all locked their eyes on the phone.

"Lightning protection! Don't hire fresh graduates from Agricultural University! They have no skills, and their salary requirements are extremely high!"

"I'm so pissed off, everyone, pay attention, fresh graduates from the Agricultural University don't use it! Damn it's a thorn in the head!"

Seeing the messages sent by several HR in the human resources group in Rongcheng above, the eyes of the three became serious.

(End of this chapter)