Cultivate a male god: After listening to persuasion, I became a top-notch

Chapter 52 Make a sin!
After singing the adapted song "Yue Lao Disconnected", Li Youzhi's barrage in the live broadcast room was completely detonated!
Is the song good - no.

Before Li Youzhi crossed over, this song was one of the many popular songs on the Internet. After being popular for a while, it immediately lost its popularity.Judging from Li Youzhi's limited level of music creation, the composition of this song looks like a mess no matter what angle you look at.

Does Li Youzhi sing well? To be honest, no.

Li Youzhi's current voice condition is very poor, it is the legendary thick vocal cords.The speaking voice is very deep, and the tone lacks variation.

If a normal singer's vocal cords are as thick as durex, then the vocal cords left to Li Youzhi by the original owner must at least be sheep intestines.

With such a voice condition, I basically bid farewell to being a singer.

However, after Li Youzhi sang this ugly song for fun, his live broadcast room was full of bullet screens full of "NB" for a long time!

The lyrics are so spot on!
"I laughed when I listened to it, this song is so ugly! I laughed and cried again, this word is so true!"

"It's so real, the lyrics are so real that it hurts my heart!"

"The song is a piece of shit, but the lyrics take the song to heights it shouldn't be!"

"Ask what love is in the world? The rich will eventually get married, and the poor will witness it with their own eyes. What the hell is wrong with this world!"

"Damn it, I just ended my six-year long-distance running relationship, and I sang a trash song to break my defense."

"Brother, do you know that the lyrics are over?!"

"Brother, let me show you Neverland, and you sing it again! This time, I sang the phone camera on the faces of those female guests. I couldn't get enough of their expressions just now!"

"Excuse the essence of love in this era! I would like to call it the Divine Comedy of contemporary dicks!"

beep!
Received an amazing value of 1211 points from the shaking hands platform!
Li Youzhi smiled coquettishly after receiving a reminder that the system's amazing value was entered into the account, and seeing the barrage of netizens flying up in the live broadcast room.

Basic exercises, don't be six, all sit down!

Putting the microphone on the keyboard, he jumped off the stage.

Before he could stand still, the on-site manager with a livid face stepped forward and grabbed Li Youzhi's arm.

"You are here to deliberately find fault! You hurry up and leave now, or we will have something to say about today's matter!"

Seeing that the other party's face couldn't hide the expression of wanting to kill himself, Li Youzhi pouted, and directly shook the hand of the old sister-in-law in red.

drive me away?
Walk!At once!Walk!
However, Brother Zhi spent the registration fee of 600 yuan, so he had to finish the buffet before leaving!

Otherwise, I will take the bus from a long distance, and I will go back by bus from a long distance, and I have to go to the school cafeteria to eat.

Wouldn't that be a shame!

hey hey!

Brother Zhi knows how to live like this.

"Where are the meal coupons?"

What he said immediately caused a burst of scolding from the female guests present.

"Either you are sick, and the organizers have written it clearly; only if you hold hands successfully, you can use the two blind date cards you hold to exchange for meal tickets to go to the second floor for dinner. Are you married?"

"That's right, you don't look good like you, you have no money and strength, and your mouth smells like shit. Which of the sisters here can hold hands with you? You still want to eat a buffet, go home and drink Northwest Wind, you !"

"That's right! Hurry up and coax him out!"

In the crowd, Sweet Girl No. 33 and Fudimo No. 14, whose faces were all green, shouted—obviously, the song just sang to their pain.

"Sir, the two ladies have explained it very clearly."

Seeing that someone mentioned that he had answered the rules, the on-site manager pointed to the door.

"So please leave quickly and don't waste everyone's time. There is still half an hour before the end of our blind date. If you delay for a while, it may delay the happiness of others for a lifetime. I don't want to call the police and make this matter bigger ..."

Seeing the supervisor give an ultimatum, beside Li Youzhi, the blind date man No. 155, whose hair was still dry, sighed.

He patted Li Youzhi on the shoulder, and persuaded: "Brother, forget it, let's go. This blind date meeting is not interesting. Many female guests are familiar faces, and they are old nails in other blind dates. Just like you What I said just now came here to make a wish. Women who want to find a partner to live a stable life these days will not spend all day in such blind dates. Let's go, let's go together. "

Seeing that 155 sighed and was about to leave, Li Youzhi grabbed him.

"Brother, that's not the case. Although the blind date didn't work out, the buffet should be delicious. Otherwise, wouldn't 600 yuan be worthless? Thinking about it, it's a loss!"

After that, he looked at the supervisor in front of him.

"There is no rule saying that men and men can't hold hands, right?"

()()()()ah……?
Seeing Li Youzhi clasping his fingers at the dazed 155 without saying a word, everyone in the audience was dumbfounded...

Being held by Li Youzhi's hand, 155 froze for a moment.

"Brother, don't be joking, I know you think this blind date will be a loss. But my orientation is very normal!"

Seeing Li Youzhi's hob meat, the director of the blind date meeting turned pale, and warned in a deep voice, "Sir, please don't joke!"

Li Youzhi didn't miss this meal, but he missed this matter!
Originally, he was going to leave after spraying, but now that people came to chase him, he still didn't want to leave.

Holding No. 155's wrist, he shrugged.

"Why am I joking? There are so many benefits of two men being together! Think about it, if two men are together, they will have two suites and two cars after they get married. They can drive black and go clubbing together every day." , You can change into nice clothes. You can go to work together during the day and play skewers together at night. If you don’t want to go out, one can brush the donkey’s hooves on one side of the sofa, and the other can clean Odbula bananas on the other side of the sofa…”

Every time Li Youzhi said a word, the eyes of the male guests at the scene deepened.

In the end, No. 155, who was held by him, burst into tears.

"Fuck, brother, don't talk about it. Isn't it just a buffet, I'll accompany you. If you continue to talk about it, I really want to find a man to live with!"

Mischievous ghost, wouldn't it be over if I promised earlier?
Seeing that 155 obeyed him, Li Youzhi hung the two blue hand cards on the marriage wall in front of the gnashing supervisor.

Li Youzhi's live broadcast room, hearing his operation, the netizens in the live broadcast room almost fainted from laughter.

"Fucking brother, can you show me a little more?"

"Laugh at me at noon! Make sure, little brother, you're just going to mess things up! It's really bad luck to meet you in this blind date!"

"Who suggested he go on a blind date?"

"I'm dying of laughter, but then again, is it really so exciting when two men are together? Ask a boy to give it a try?"

"The ones in front of you are dead! The little brother is obviously doing it for self-help, and your abacus bead hits us in the face!"

beep!
Received an amazing value of 999 points from the shaking hands platform!
Li Youzhi secretly smiled when he heard that another amazing amount of value was credited.

Although the suggested task has not been completed, but in terms of the benefits of the amazing value, today... It's hard to win!
It was past eleven o'clock.

There was less than half an hour before the end of the blind date meeting. In fact, at this time, more than half of the people in the blind date meeting had already left.

Those who sincerely came to find a partner, soon after the blind date started, they formed a CP and went out for an in-depth talk.

The ones who stay are always in trouble; either the conditions are particularly bad, or the requirements are particularly outrageous.

Seeing Li Youzhi's coquettish manipulation, the remaining dozen or so male guests who were sure that they had no hope of finding a good relationship cast their eyes on each other in a tacit understanding.

Then, they raised their blind date cards.

And then……

Couples of rough old men walked to the marriage wall covered with pink and blue blind date cards in pairs.After receiving the meal coupons with two blue cards, they followed Li Youzhi's footsteps to the stairs leading to the restaurant.

Looking at the backs of these people, the remaining female guests panicked!

Hey, what should we do when they leave?
No. 14 pushed the on-site manager beside him hard, and said anxiously, "Why don't you stop them?"

"..."

How can this matter be blamed on me?
Why don't you say no dowry, and have a good exchange of feelings with them? !

Now that people are gone, you are in a hurry.

What are you doing so early?
Looking at Li Youzhi leading a group of male guests upstairs on the stairs, the face of the on-site manager...is as complicated as the differential expression of the extreme value condition of the functional.

And how do I stop it?
It's the first time I've seen such stubble after so many years of working in the industry!
Who the hell sent him to our blind date?
孽 孽!
(End of this chapter)