Reincarnated in a different world, the main job is the villager, the side job is the devil king

Chapter 182 I Can't Dance!

[The Goblin Cave where no Goblins live yet]

Goblin Fossil Crystals are glowing!
The goblin resurrection ceremony started automatically during Lureya's warm-up time!

[Goblin resurrection progress 30%]

Looking at the goblin fossil crystal that was glowing and seemed to have tiny cracks on the surface, Xia Mi hated his own hands beating the floor.

"Damn it! As the leader, you actually made such a low-level mistake! Although 50.00% of the pages in this monster guide are unreasonable, I also have a lot of faults for ignoring the information after turning the page!"

"Speaking so much is actually trying to throw the blame on the monster illustrated book, Xia Mi! Think of a way!"

The elf girl didn't dare to warm up now, and hid far away, for fear that the goblin fossil crystal would explode in a ball of light.

"Actually, if you don't move this crystal, and then ignore these rays of light, it will be enough time for us to discuss a feasible sacrificial dance in the long run."

Xia Mi cheered himself up, stood up slowly, and turned around not to look at the glowing fossil crystal.

"Don't pretend that nothing happened if you didn't see it! Of course not!"

The elf girl became anxious.

"This kind of serious resurrection ceremony should be about the same as giving birth to a baby! The resurrection has reached one-third of the progress. At this time, the resurrection ceremony is suddenly put on hold, and the goblin in the crystal will fall into a half-dead state! Maybe it will be the same after the resurrection. That goblin with serious physical defects!"

The elf girl's words sound reasonable.

"That matter up to now, I can only bite the bullet and continue to resurrect."

Xia Mi stopped deceiving himself, gritted his teeth, turned around, and touched the Goblin crystal responsibly, with a guilty expression on his face.

"Don't worry, since it was my fault, even if you are a disabled goblin in the future, I will raise you up!"

"Don't have such parent-child thoughts about goblins! What kind of cultivation, isn't there an elf girl here?!"

At this time, because the resurrection progress was stuck at 30% for a while, the light emitted by the Goblin fossil crystal was fading, and the entire crystal became dim.

Xia Mi quickly cleared up her mood, and looked at Lu Leya pleadingly.

"Lureya, no matter what, don't let the progress stop."

Xia Mi stretched out his right hand.

"Use Warm Up on the Goblin Crystal again!"

Hearing this, Lu Leya jumped up to warm up again, while Xiaozui recited the already memorized spell.

The cracks on the surface of the goblin fossil crystal began to spread out evenly, and the dimmed light gradually recovered.

[Goblin resurrection progress: 31%]

[Goblin resurrection progress: 32%]

"But is the warm-up exercise really a dance? Part of the warm-up exercise I'm doing now is adapted from our elf school's inter-class exercises."

The elf girl in a short skirt with OK bandages looked at Xia Mi while doing aerobics.

"I can see it too..."

Faintly seeing the shadow of a high school student doing morning exercises from Luleya, Xia Mi fell into deep thought.

He looked at the monster illustrated book.

[The quality of the resurrected goblin is affected by the resurrection ceremony. 】

[One: The darker and more evil the elf dancing the sacrificial dance is, the more evil the resurrected goblin will have! 】

This is something that cannot be adjusted.The only elf beside Xia Mi was the flat golden retriever.

However, with so much yellow waste in his heart, Ping Ping Jin became his magic envoy without any effort. Xia Mi believes that Ping Ping Jin still has a lot of dark and evil in his heart.

Even if you can't revive a high-quality goblin, you can have an ordinary quality.

[Two: The sacrificial dance chosen in the resurrection ceremony will also affect the quality of the goblin. 】

Xia Mi frowned and looked at Lu Leya.

Wait, if you put it this way, the goblin resurrected with warm-up exercises similar to school radio gymnastics is not a good goblin!

Xia Mi hurriedly stopped Lu Leya who was doing aerobics.

"What's the matter? It's the last session."

"It's really doing radio gymnastics!"

Xia Mi told the elf girl not to move any more, and watched the progress of the resurrection.

[Goblin resurrection progress: 50%]

Whoops, it's half done.

"There has to be a different dance."

Xia Mi looked at Lureya seriously.

"If the Goblin resurrected from this kind of warm-up exercise is a good student Goblin, it will be troublesome. The current society is too complicated. A good student is the target of being beaten by all parties in society."

"It feels like an experience taught by precepts and deeds... so what should I replace it with?"

The elf girl looked at Xia Mi.

"What other dances did you learn in the elf school?"

"Although the classes are all about etiquette dances, everyone will be interested in hip-hop after class. So I have dabbled in everything."

"Then use the dance you think will most arouse the evil desire to resurrect the goblin."

Lureya thought about it.

"There is such a dance, but it needs your cooperation, Xia Mi."

"Ok?"

The elf girl came to Xia Mi's side.

"Stand still and don't move, don't move."

Xia Mi kept her body still, and the elf girl began to put her body on Xia Mi's body, rubbing against Xia Mi through the clothes, and then leaned her back against Xia Mi, performing a trick of the elf girl rubbing against the tree.

Finally, prepare to use Xia Mi as a support point to swing.

"So it's a pole dance! Do you think I'm a pole dancer?"

"This dance is the only thing that can arouse evil desires! Ahhh!"

The elf girl lost her center of gravity and almost fell, Xia Mi hurriedly hugged her.

"Be careful, Lureya! You can't dance!"

"Because I am a beginner in pole dancing~ I only danced a few times secretly at home by myself~"

The elf girl stuck out her tongue unconvinced.

[Goblin Resurrection Ritual: 60%]

Xia Mi frowned.

It's over, and it has absorbed 10% of the energy of the pole dance. Now it's going to be a good student at school, and a bad boy goblin who plays karaoke when he leaves school.

Thoughts return to reality.

Now is not the time to watch Lu Leya act cute, nor is it the time to watch Lu Leya dance pole dance with OK.

"It is necessary to change another dance, and try to correct the part of the resurrection ceremony that is deviant."

Xia Mi wants to rescue the goblin who has not been fully revived.

The elf girl shook her head helplessly.

"A lot of requests, Xia Mi~"

The elf girl's willow eyebrows frowned.

"I can't find it, I can't find the dance you want at all. You want to be evil and fix the resurrection ceremony, it's completely like an unreasonable Party A~"

"Then change to your most proficient dance, and strive to improve the quality of the dance. ——Except for warm-up exercises."

Xia Mi decided to settle for the next best thing. Goblins were no longer required to be high-quality and good-quality. At least both aspects could reach the passing line.

"That's true. There are special courses in our school's dance class. Those dances require exams, so I can remember a lot of them. It's just that there are usually girls in the same class as dance partners. Now, I can only let Xia Mi you Come be my dance partner."

The elf girl suddenly regained her spirits, and suddenly turned into a little woman. She shyly put her legs together, put her little hands in front of her, and looked at Xia Mi expectantly.

"Xia Mi, come on."

"So what kind of dance!"

Xia Mi didn't have any clue about this posture of the elf girl.

"Waltz, or tango~"

The elf girl shyly raised her little hand and put it in front of Xia Mi.

No wonder I don't have a clue, I have never been exposed to this kind of dance that sounds so tall in my previous life.

Sure enough, it was an elf school, and all it taught were ballroom dances that were needed to enter and exit high-class dance clubs.

and many more!

Ballroom dancing at the Goblin Resurrection Ceremony is outrageous!
For a moment, Xia Mi didn't know whether he should hold the elf girl's little hand.

"If Xia Mi can't, I can teach you. The waltz is not difficult, just master the rhythm well."

Lu Leya raised her face slightly, and took the initiative to hold Xia Mi's hand, her slender fingers burrowed into Xia Mi's hand like a small loach.

"Put your other arm around my waist."

Xia Mi was a little confused. For him who had never touched ballroom dancing, he had no idea what to do next.

Hey, what is this, it's too sudden.

At this time, the communication skills column automatically appeared in Xia Mi's mind.

[communication skills column]

[Introduction: Even if you are a devil king, entertainment and diplomacy are unavoidable sometimes.As the most important image spokesperson of the Mozu, some communication skills may help you in occasions that require communication. 】

It's so sweet!
Xia Mi hurriedly checked.

[Skill Name:]

【Not drunk for a thousand catties: Your drinking capacity has been greatly increased, and you can keep a thousand cups without getting drunk. 】

Super practical wine table skills!

[Female friends: Find the clean handkerchief or tissue closest to you at any time. 】

Holding handkerchiefs and tissues at a banquet is equivalent to holding the right to decide whose mouth is clean!It is the secret weapon to improve the favorability of clean women.

[Men-killing weapon: Always keep a lighter, white stockings, and lubricating oil in your pocket. 】

Lighters can be used to smoke, white stockings are indeed a killer, lubricating oil can...

The lighter is understandable, what are the last two?

[Corpse Picker: After the banquet, the probability of picking up a drunk woman at the back door of the bar increases by 50%]

It's not about communication skills any more. Hey!

[Star of pie opening: When opening a pie, you are always the protagonist who attracts much attention. 】

It's completely strange!
There are some wrong skills.

But Xia Mi didn't have time to pay attention to these weird skills, and read all the way down.

Finally, Xia Mi saw the skills in dancing.

[Ballroom Dance Waltz·Elementary: master basic waltz knowledge and dance skills]

【Ballroom Dance Tango · Elementary: master the elementary tango knowledge and dance skills】

[Learning requires 1 skill point. 】

It seems that the demon king's skill points are very versatile, not only can be used to attack and improve one's own strength, but also these social attributes can be learned with skill points.

Xia Mi gritted his teeth, invested two skill points with heartache, and learned both dances.

[Ballroom Dance Waltz·Elementary, learned! 】

【Tango of Ballroom Dance·Elementary, learned! 】

Soon, the corresponding knowledge entered Xia Mi's brain, and Xia Mi immediately understood the position of the elf girl and himself.

One hand wrapped around Lureya's waist, and the other hand gently wrapped around Lureya's little hand.

From Xia Mi's sudden initiative to approach, Lu Leya immediately sensed something was wrong, and looked up.

"Xia Mi, have you ever learned ballroom dancing?"

"Don't underestimate the village education a villager has received, Lureya."

"Why is village education such a thing instead of vegetable planting techniques!"

"Okay, don't be distracted, you have to seize the time to perform the resurrection ceremony."

Xia Mi gently squeezed the soft little hand of the elf girl in his hand, and the elf girl came back to her senses.

"Um……"

The two took small steps lightly and chanted a spell.

The ballroom dancing in the school has always been a female partner. Now, after her dancing partner is finally a boy, Lu Leya understands the beauty of this kind of dance.

Feeling Xia Mi's hand attached to her waist, and the warmth that was close at hand, she danced gracefully with each other to match her rhythm.

It's like a dream within a dream.

With the steps, Xia Mi and the elf girl chanted the spell softly while dancing in the cave. The bodies of the two moved up and down, tilted, and swayed, driving the feet to move. The dance steps were undulating and continuous. It gradually becomes natural, slowly revealing a gorgeous and elegant atmosphere.

And the revived goblin fossil crystal also changed, from the soft light at the beginning, it began to emit different types of light.

Xia Mi and Lu Leya danced together amidst the colorful lights.

It sounds like a beautiful moment like a fairyland.

But it's not.

Although Xia Mi didn't want to admit it, this was not an elegant and noble scene at all!
To put it bluntly, the Goblin fossil crystal placed in the cave is like a working disco light ball, why is it emitting dazzling laser beams!

The whole cave is going to be turned into a ktv room!

Indeed, in this kind of light, an elf girl wearing only a short skirt and a bandage is very attractive.

But it's just alluring!
The astringent desire is completely diluted by the desire to complain!
The cave next to Novice Village, glowing goblin crystals, colorful lights, two OK stretchers the size of thumbs, elves who only wear skirts, demon kings whose weapons react a bit, ballroom dances that start suddenly, and an inexplicable resurrection ceremony... …

All the weird elements fit into a small space.

Inside the cave, the painting styles of Xia Mi and Lu Leya are full of absurdity and weirdness, and at the same time full of incomprehensible beauty.

The goblin fossil crystal shone brightly at the last moment, as if it had completed an unprecedented resurrection ceremony.

[Goblin resurrection progress: 99%]

[Goblin resurrection progress: 100%]

The light dissipated, and there was the sound of crystal cracking, and a figure only about one meter appeared in the light that had not completely dissipated.

Xia Mi and Lu Leya stopped the ballroom dance, and both of them looked over.

"The resurrection succeeded Xia Mi...a new life resurrected through the efforts of the two of us..."

The elf girl swallowed.

"Yes."

Xia Mi let out a long sigh of melancholy.

I don't have any expectations anymore.

Even if a monster is revived, it feels understandable...

(End of this chapter)