Reincarnated in a different world, the main job is the villager, the side job is the devil king

Chapter 9 The King of Abstraction: Novice Villager Theo

Two kilometers to the east of Yili Village is a small grassland. Xia Mi and Theo drove the dozen or so sheep from the village here, and sat on the top of the grassland, watching the flock of sheep grazing.

"Xia Mi, the Demon King has come to the world again."

Suddenly, Theo chatted about this topic, holding a straw in his mouth, looking forward with his eyes on each side.

"and then?"

Xia Mi was sitting next to him, about half a meter away, he was still thinking about how to revive the slime, but was suddenly brought back to reality by Theo's words.

It's rare for this guy to have a serious topic.

"Finally, brave men and adventure groups will come into our village." Theo spit out the grass in his mouth, and looked at Xia Mi seriously: "You can see those female adventurers with breasts, thighs, long legs and very little fabric It’s home. I haven’t seen them for a long time, and I almost don’t remember them now.”

"..."

Xia Mi inadvertently touched Theo.

[Name: Theo Keel]

【Race: Human】

【Status: Estrus】

[Occupation: Villager]

【Level: 4】

It turned out to be in heat.

Suddenly enlightened, Xia Mi withdrew his hand and rubbed it with the grass beside him to avoid touching the little life.

He was no stranger to Theo's behavior.

Theo Kiel, the only villager in Yili Village who can be in heat for 360 days and 350 days, is also a remarkable existence in a sense.

No wonder, because of Theo's facial features, which are as abstract as Picasso's portraits, he has basically cut off relations with women in his life.The women in the village turned their heads and left when they saw him.

Xia Mi also felt that Theo was a bit pitiful, so he would always listen to his complaints when it comes to sexual fantasies, and by the way, pour cold water on him when he was about to go mad.

"I really want to, I really want to see those women from the adventure group soon." Theo suddenly sighed, "Then I can reward them while peeking at them."

"..."

The situation appears to be under control.

"By the way, Xia Mi, how does it feel to spend the night with a woman?"

Suddenly, Theo came and looked at Xia Mi with interest.

"How would I know. I haven't tried."

Xia Mi didn't want to talk about this kind of topic.

"Yes. Let me tell you secretly, I read in the book that the reason why sheep are called demons by Westerners is because of ****. This morning, I went to the sheepfold, ***** .”

Theo said vividly, making strange shapes with his hands in the air, and the sound beeped for a while.

Xia Mi propped his hands on both sides of his body, kicked his feet on the ground quickly, and left Theo's reach as quickly as possible, showing him an unprecedented shocked expression.

"Wait, wait, at least people shouldn't do that kind of thing."

"No, no. I just tried it with my hands, and I didn't do that kind of thing." Theo quickly explained, "No wonder the heir to the Demon King is also an alien mother-in-law. Bah! Perverted! Disgusting!"

Bastard don't insult me ​​please!
These are two completely different things!
An alien woman is an alien woman, a sheep is a sheep, this is completely different!

Also, what qualifications do you have to say such a thing like a sheep!
Xia Mi's world view was hit.

"Theo, I think you can consider the widow in the village."

"Ah? That stinky fat pig? Aside from the fact that her ass looks a bit like a sheep, there's nothing worth chasing her for."

"Only based on this... Also, is she a person? And, single?"

"I……"

Theo sneered, and was about to refute, when suddenly he sat back on the grass and fell into deep thought.

Don't act like you're really thinking about it, hey!
Theo really began to think about it.

Xia Mi expressed that she was terrified.Although Theo was usually disgusting, it was a little disgusting, but he didn't deserve to be sat alive by the widow.

After thinking about it, he had no choice but to talk about the cucumber.

"Theo...have you ever heard of another meaning of cucumber..."

"What! This fat pig! How dare you do such a thing! I'm going to kill her!" Theo became angry, covering his mouth with his hands, "No... no, Xia Mi, I want to vomit..."

"Don't spit on me!"

At noon, after the shift-changing villagers arrived, Xia Mi and Theo returned to the village.

Theo's face turned red, and he wanted Xia Mi to go to his house to get cucumbers to confront the widow, but Xia Mi refused decisively.

……

After Xia Mi became a full-level farmer, his efficiency in farming was much higher than that of others.

It took him a morning to plow the field, but he finished it in an hour.

After finishing farming, he sat on the ridge of the field and began to think about how to get out of the village reasonably to get what he wanted.

According to the Monster Manual, three things are needed to revive a slime.

One is natural gum, one is eaux-de-vie, and the third is his magic power.

He can easily obtain natural gum, and there are many trees near the village that produce gum.

And the other thing I don't know what it is.

In other words, what is the water of life!
Don't be the first ordinary monster to be resurrected, just get such hard-to-collect raw materials!

"Xia Mi, your speed is so fast."

Theo, who was also farming in the field, spoke to Xia Mi, and his progress in a field was less than 30.00%.

"Yes." Xia Mi replied perfunctorily to Theo.

"I still have a lot to do here. It seems that I can only come back in the afternoon."

"Ah."

"That's right. I'm going to have dinner with the widow in the village at noon. Do you want to go with me? Xia Mi, I found out that people are better than sheep in that kind of thing. But it's a waste of waist. I can't let her sit on it, it's too heavy .”

"Ah."

"..."

"Ok?"

Xia Mi came back to his senses and was startled.

"Wait, it's only been two days since you ran sheep, why do you seem to have completed the plot of the village widow? Didn't you confront her?"

Did he inadvertently skip some important plot?
"What do you mean by completing the plot? I don't understand what you are saying at all."

Theo shook his head in confusion, and added his own words: "It's a long story. I went to confront her at noon that day. I didn't expect her to visit the grave of her dead husband. She also wanted me to help. I There is no way, after all, she is a girl, so I agreed. I plan to settle accounts with her after the grave sweeping."

So far, the storyline is pretty normal.

"Unexpectedly, the widow cried loudly in front of her husband's grave. She said that she was lonely and empty, and she wanted to die. She said that she was lucky to meet a gentle person like me, so she continued to live in the village. Hope to go down." Theo touched his nose emotionally, "I didn't expect this fat pig to know people, knowing that I have a gentle personality."

The focus should be on the phrase "loneliness and emptiness" by the village widow!And it's still in front of the dead husband, is it really okay to say such things?
Xia Mi's thinking fell into a blind spot.

"The widow lay on top of me and began to cry. I took a peek at her and found that apart from being a little fatter, she actually looks pretty good, with a bulbous nose, oval face, and plump arms."

"..."

Xia Mi would have believed Theo's words if he hadn't personally seen the widow who weighed three hundred catties, had a face like a disc, and whose upper arms were thicker than his thighs.

"You know, I haven't had anything for a long time, and her husband died for a whole year. The two of us couldn't help it, and we were in front of the grave..."

Xia Mi froze in gray and white: 6
(End of this chapter)