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Chapter 144 Ice Cream Assassin, "Sword" Starts

Chapter 144 Ice Cream Assassin, "Sword" Starts

"Second Senior Brother, why didn't you tell me you came to the show?" Li Yan complained.

It's fine if the director doesn't tell me!

Second senior brother, you are also hiding it from me.

"The director said he would give you a big surprise." Zheng Hudong said.

"It's really heavy." Li Yan looked at Zheng Hudong's figure, "Second senior brother, you've become big again recently."

"That's right, the master also said that I've grown a lot." Zheng Hudong teased himself.

Big, plump...you just say that you have gained a lot of weight, wouldn't it be good?Zhou You teased in his heart.

Zheng Hudong looks like he weighs 180 catties.

The baggy T-shirt was propped up by his round belly.

The lower body is a pair of loose shorts that do not reach the knee.

A pair of very cool sandals under the feet.

Very lifelike outfit.

Very down to earth.

The second senior brother naturally blended in with Zhou You and Li Yan. Sha Rui, a well-known mouthpiece, greeted Zhou You and Li Yan, "I have been following this show since "Traveler" started broadcasting, and now I can be regarded as catching up."

You are more than catching up... You are simply joining directly!
"Why did you choose to meet here?" Zhou You said.

"Because this is the starting point of Xuanzang's Journey to the West," Sha Rui said, "and Brother Hudong is filming the last scene here today. He plays the canopy in the new edition of Journey to the West."

There is also Tang Sanzang in this world.

There is also Journey to the West.

Hmm... the Journey to the West in this world is called "Journey to the West".

The content of the story is roughly the same as "Journey to the West", but there are differences in some places.For example, Tang Sanzang knew martial arts in "Journey to the West", but his strength was not good enough.But it is more than enough to deal with some little monsters.

Tianpeng was indeed demoted to the earth, but he did not reincarnate as a pig.

He only turns into a pig's head when he breaks the precepts.

Other times handsome and flamboyant fat.

He wanted to marry Miss Gao, but he broke the ring on the day of intercourse and turned into a pig's head...

The Blue Star version of Journey to the West is quite interesting.

"The director said to start from here, and it happens that the second half of our journey is called "All the way to the West"" Zheng Hudong said with a smile.

All the way to the west... Bajie!You are violating the precepts!It will become a pig's head.The director has something... After teasing for a while, Zhou You said, "It might as well be called Journey to the West."

Sha Rui: "This is good."

Zheng Hudong: "Journey to the West is interesting! We happen to be four of us too."

Li Yan: "Second Senior Brother is Second Senior Brother, so who is Senior Senior Brother Sun Wukong, who is Monk Sha, and who is Tang Sanzang?"

Zheng Hudong: "Monk Sha, don't you need to talk? Sha Rui is none other than Sha Rui, right Lao Sha?"

As soon as Zheng Hudong said this, Zhou You and the others burst out laughing.

Sha Rui, old Sha!This is just right.Moreover, Sha Rui is the host of National TV Station. Although the hosting styles are diverse, he can also be humorous and lively.But after all, he is the host of the national TV station, whether it is appearance, clothing or speech, he does seem to be serious.

It coincides with the image of Monk Sha.

"Okay," Sha Rui said, "Lao Sha is Lao Sha! You can't bully honest people."

"Aren't honest people just used to bully?" Zhou You teased.

"Then who is the monkey?" Sha Rui said.

Suddenly Sha Rui and Zheng Hudong's eyes fell on Zhou You and Li Yan.

Monkey... sounds like a curse.

"I must be a master." Li Yan began to grab the role, "Zhou You has the aura of a big brother."

"Well, I think so too." Zheng Hudong said, "Has the aura of a senior brother, tall, big, and one pillar supporting the sky!"

I suspect you are driving, but I have no proof.

The key is that between Wukong and Tang Seng, Zhou You also feels that he is a little bit better than Wukong.And compared to Wukong and Tang Seng, Zhou You likes Wukong more.

Zhou You could accept it, so he teased Li Yan and said, "It's not that easy for me to call you master."

Li Yan: "I'll treat you to whatever you want to eat today."

Zhou You: "It's too cheap to treat you. Elder Tang has no hair. Why don't you sacrifice your hair?"

Zheng Hudong: "That's right! Go shave your hair!"

Sha Rui: "This is the Da Ci'en Temple, why don't you ask the master to help you shave directly."

Zhou You: "Let's go!"

So Zhou You, Zheng Hudong, and Sha Rui dragged and pushed Li Yan to the Da Ci'en Temple.

Li Yan: "You guys are serious."

Zheng Hudong: "Otherwise? Who made you want to be a master."

The four of them quarreled.

Of course, Zhou You and the others didn't really ask Li Yan to shave his hair, but walked around the Da Ci'en Temple and worshiped Buddha.

Then the "Journey to the West Group of Four" laughed and laughed and rushed to the hotel.

Now the tour group has become four people.

The vehicle sponsored by Muma has also become a seven-seater commercial vehicle.

The space has become more spacious.

Director Wang Hou saw the atmosphere and said, "With the addition of Zheng Hudong, the show suddenly becomes more joyful."

Wang Jia: "It was fun before."

Prince: "That's different, don't you think that as soon as Zheng Hudong appears, everyone can't help laughing?"

Wang Jia: "He looks really funny."

……

Clock Tower, Hotel.

Because I know there will be two new guests joining the show this time.When booking the hotel, Li Yan discussed with Zhou You and booked a suite with two rooms.

It would be more convenient for four people to live in a suite and communicate.

You can also get to know each other faster.

After all, we are all under the same roof.

When they arrived at the hotel, the four "visited" the hotel room.

"Not bad," Zheng Hudong said, "The program crew seems to have a lot of money, yet they can live in such a luxurious suite."

"Director Wang has always been very generous," Zhou You said.

The prince heard the words and said, no, it's not my generosity, but the generosity of Kunlun and the investors... I spoil you!They spoil you more.

"How do we live?" Zheng Hudong said.

Two rooms for four people will inevitably face the problem of choosing roommates.

"How about we draw lots?" Sha Rui said.

Choosing roommates directly will inevitably lead to "relatives and estrangements", and the experience will be very bad. Choosing roommates by drawing lots can completely avoid this problem.

None of the four had any opinion.

Jung Ho-dong made lottery props for picking up money.

Write the numbers one and two on each of the four slips of paper.

Two people who draw the same number live in the same room.

In the end, Zhou You and Sha Rui got the number one, and Li Yan and Zheng Hudong got the number two.

"God arranged for you brothers to share a room." Zhou You said.

After confirming the roommates, the four of them each went to the room to pack their luggage, and came to the living room. The four of them sat, spread out, or leaned on the sofa comfortably.

Just like at home.

There are no constraints.

"The weather is too hot." Zheng Hudong wiped his sweat.

Probably because he is too fat, he sweats easily and wipes his sweat from time to time.

The first thing he did when he entered the suite was to turn on the air conditioner.

But the temperature hasn't dropped completely yet.

"It's hard to imagine that we were still wearing coats in U-Tsang a few days ago," Li Yan said.

"What shall we do next?" Sha Rui asked.

"It's hot now, let's go out later and walk around." Zhou Youdao, "I see the hotel has a swimming pool, shall we go for a swim?"

"Good idea." Zheng Hudong said.He is hot.Swimming is definitely the best physical cooling method next to blowing air conditioners.

"Second Senior Brother," Li Yan joked, "Can you float like this?"

"If you can't float, just take a bath." Zheng Hudong didn't care at all, he could make all kinds of jokes.Otherwise, you won't be able to become a variety show cafe.

Zheng Hudong's image is full of variety.

In addition, after learning cross talk for a period of time, it may not be very good, but speaking is still very burdensome.

The four of them took their equipment and soaked in the hotel pool for two hours.

In the process, Zhou You gained two life points.

"Zhou You, your swimming skills are good! It feels like you can participate in the competition." Zheng Hudong said.

"Blind wandering." Zhou You said.This is all thanks to Neptune's skills.

"Isn't your surname Zhou?" Zheng Hudong immediately stalked.

Zhou You's reaction was quick, "It was burnt blind in Laojun's alchemy furnace."

"You have more talent for cross talk than me." Zheng Hudong said.

The atmosphere among the four is quite good.

With Zheng Hudong, Zhou You obviously felt that his words were more obtrusive.It was as if a certain switch in his body was turned on by Zheng Hudong.

In the afternoon when the sun was not so harsh, Zhou You and his party took a shower, put on clean clothes, and prepared to go for a walk.

When Zheng Hudong changed his clothes and came out, Zhou You and the others were dumbfounded.

Big pants, sandals.On the front of the loose T-shirt was a big ferocious tiger head, roaring and showing sharp canine teeth.

If you get another tattoo on your body, you should definitely slip out of the street.

Hmm...maybe even the Boss of the False Axe Gang.

"Second senior brother, are you sure you want to go out like this?" Li Yan looked at Zheng Hudong.

"It's cooler this way." Zheng Hudong said.

It's recording a show... Li Yan really wanted to say that.But after thinking about it, this is a relaxed travel program.For travel, you can wear whatever you want.Besides, Zheng Hudong is indeed dressed like this in private.

After leaving the hotel, the group went straight to Huimin Street.

Take the second brother to eat.

But I didn't go far and came across an ice cream wholesaler.

"Make two ice creams to eat." Zheng Hudong said.

Zheng Hudong's forehead was sweating again. Seeing him like this, he really needed an ice cream to cool down.

A group of four walked into the wholesale store.

The proprietress who was playing with her mobile phone put down her mobile phone and handed over a red basket, "Choose whatever you want."

Zheng Hudong: "Retail?"

The proprietress: "Retail."

There are rows of freezers in the store.

The freezer is full of various brands of ice cream and ice cream.

There is no price tag.

Zhou You wanted to ask the proprietress the price, but after thinking about it, how expensive is ice cream?

Lezi, Menglong, Jiuxi, Zhongxue Cake, Yiniu, Xuzhou Fine Wine, Tart Festival... Zhou You looked at unfamiliar ice cream brands.

Xuzhou fine wine?

Isn't this a wine company?

How come you make ice cream too?
It seems that Tart Festival is also a wine brand.from Thousand Islands.

Out of curiosity, I wandered around and picked up a fine wine from Xuzhou... Does it taste like wine?try this.

Travel around is selected immediately.

Li Yan chose a box of tarts for offering.

Zheng Hudong and Xue Cake.

Sha Rui chose Jiuxi with Longjing tea flavor.

The four ice creams were brought to the checkout. I don't know if they have reached the wholesale "standard", or they are from the "Traveler" program group. The proprietress said: "I will calculate the wholesale price for you."

Li Yan: "Thank you boss."

The proprietress: "It's 353 in total, let's charge you 350."

Zhou You, Li Yan, Zheng Hudong, and Sha Rui: "How much?" They all spoke in unison.Even the surprise in the tone is exactly the same.

The proprietress: "350 yuan."

Zhou You: "350 yuan for four ice creams? Is there something wrong?"

Li Yan: "Yes, is it 35 yuan?"

Everyone finds it incredible.

Public figures like Li Yansha Rui rarely eat ice cream, after all, they want to maintain their figure and calorie intake.Furthermore, after the age of 20, men are really indifferent to ice cream and ice cream.Maybe just want to try it once in a while.

Zheng Hudong likes to eat.

But the ice cream at home is usually bought by his wife, and he doesn't know the price.

Zhou You also belongs to neither eating nor buying... The last time I ate ice cream was the last time... probably when I was a freshman.

In my impression, I didn't eat much when I was a sophomore.

The proprietress saw that these four people were celebrities... But why are they so ignorant?She said patiently: "Xuzhou Jiajiu Ice Cream 148, Tart Festival 89, Zhongxue Cake 68, Jiuxi Longjing Tea Flavor 48. A total of 353, the mantissa is erased by you."

The four people around you were terrified when they heard it.

Zhou You: "Is ice cream so expensive now?" Is this ice cream made of gold?
The proprietress: "These are all big brands."

No matter how big the brand is, the price is outrageous!People like me who are worth tens of millions feel the pain in my heart!Did anyone actually buy it?
Zhou You: "Is there any cheaper one?"

Zhou You remembers that he used to eat [-] cents Padfoot, snow lotus, pudding, seven dwarfs... I can't believe that the ice cream is so expensive now!

I am superficial.

Fortunately, I am no longer that thin-skinned high school student.When I encountered this situation when I checked out when I was studying, out of inferiority complex or face psychology, I would be cruel to pay for it!But now I don't think it's worth it, so I won't buy it.Face or something, is it worth it?
Definitely don't let yourself feel bad.

The proprietress: "Yes."

Zhou You: "Where is the one or two yuan?"

The proprietress: "The cheapest one in our shop is five yuan."

Zhou You: "..."

In the end, Zhou You exchanged for a five yuan crispy ice cream, the kind with melon seeds on it.It feels no different from the ice cream of fifty cents before.

Zheng Hudong said that he really wanted to taste the flavor of this 68 ice cream, so he bought one cruelly.

Sha Rui and Li Yan also changed to cheaper ones.

After checking out, the four of them came out of the store, complaining wildly.

Li Yan: "Why is ice cream so expensive now?"

Zhou You: "Ice Cream Assassin!"

Sha Rui: "I was stabbed by it."

Zheng Hudong disassembled Zhong Xuegao, which was 68 yuan, and tasted it as he walked.

Zhou You: "How does the 68 yuan ice cream taste?"

Zheng Hudong: "As expected of a 68 yuan ice cream!"

Li Yan: "And then?"

Zheng Hudong: "It's so cold!"

Zhou You was eating ice cream, almost not laughing, why does this person talk like this?As expected, the 68 yuan ice cream is really cold!Can the ice cream stay cold?
Sha Rui: "This cold joke is really cold."

Zheng Hudong: "My heart is also very cold now. Just this stuff costs 68 yuan? Dogs don't even eat it."

Li Yan: "Second senior brother, but you ate just now."

Zheng Hudong: "..."

This is worse than a dog!

These two senior brothers are really interesting.

Ignoring a dog is not as good as a dog! !It's very entertaining.Sure enough, cross talk families are different from people who have learned cross talk.

There is no doubt that Zheng Hudong was stung by the ice cream assassin.

Zheng Hudong: "Who do you think would buy such expensive ice cream?"

Zhou You: "People like you."

Zhou You may have been influenced and nurtured by Zheng Hudong, and he has a burden when he speaks.At the same time, he hummed a line of lyrics in his heart: a rich person like you, a stupid person like you, a person like you who was stabbed by ice cream, how many people have you seen...

The four of you roamed the streets eating ice cream.

Tall, short, fat and thin walk in a row.

Put the ice cream into the mouth from time to time, and then take it out.

The four stars went shopping while eating.

The return rate is quite high.

After all, it is difficult to see stars eating ice cream in reality.

"Isn't that Zhou You Li Yan?"

"There are also Zheng Hudong and Sha Rui."

"Zheng Hudong and Sha Rui also joined "Traveler"? Ahhh! This show is getting more and more judges."

"The traveler has come to Chang'an, mobile phone!"

Although passers-by did not come forward to sign to interfere with the recording of the program, many people had already pulled out their mobile phones and started taking pictures and videos.

The four people around you didn't care at all.

Eat whatever you want.

Focus on a truth.

[The first piece of ice cream this year, life point +1]

[Licking ice cream, regaining childhood fun, life point +1]

Does this work too?
Then I will lick it twice more.

When I was young, I liked to put the whole piece of ice cream in my mouth, and then slowly slide it out without biting... After growing up, I became more experienced and knew that this action was indecent, so I ate the ice cream and bit it directly, giving up this kind of fun.There are still many girls who insist.

Big Tongue also loves this ice cream.

Hard at first.

It becomes soft after eating.

The four of them ate ice cream and went to Huimin Street.

Huimin Street is the gourmet street and snack street in Chang'an.

By the time we got here, they had run out of ice cream.

When we came to Huimin Street, it was nightfall.

The lights are on.

There are people coming and going on Huimin Street, men, women, old and young, of all kinds.

A strong Northwest style and worldly fireworks rushed towards us.

There are a variety of delicacies on both sides of the street.

All kinds of snacks are available.

Zhou You, Li Yan, Zheng Hudong, and Sha Rui walked slowly and ate slowly.

Blue Star's Chang'an was once the ancient capital of all dynasties.

Witnessed the historical changes of the Qin and Han Dynasties and the Star Federation.

Although Blue Star has already completed the unification, this unification is divided and combined.Just like the division of the Three Kingdoms at the end of the Western Han Dynasty, and then the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties and so on.Blue Star also had turmoil due to some historical reasons, which led to the breaking of the unified situation, and then completed the unification again.

There is also the rise and fall and change of dynasties.

Because of its unique geographical location, Chang'an was chosen as the capital of many dynasties in history.As an ancient capital, Chang'an brings together the delicacies of all ethnic groups.And it has inherited and passed down the skills of court snacks in the past dynasties.

It has a wide variety of delicacies, strong ethnic characteristics, and ancient charm.

Beef and mutton steamed buns, Qishan jiaozi noodles, gourd chicken, Qinzhen rice skin, thousand-layer pastry...

Zheng Hudong, who is known as a "gourmet", will naturally not miss it.

Under the leadership of the second brother,

Zhou You and the others first came to a Roujiamo, and then went to a shop to eat mutton steamed buns and gourd chicken.

[Taste Chang'an cuisine, life point +1]

From time to time, Zhou You will receive reminders of life points.

And while they were eating and shopping, a photo of them eating ice cream on the street was posted online by netizens, and it became popular.

……

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The first update, 5000 word chapters.There is a second update.

I didn't go to the college entrance examination this afternoon... I can't afford it, so I'll come back and update it.I didn't perform well in Chinese yesterday, so I couldn't pass the exam.Ask for a monthly ticket, a monthly ticket, a monthly ticket, and comfort the poor author.

(End of this chapter)

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