Online fortune-telling: Xiaoyou, your son has another father

Chapter 392 You are all Muggles
"Everyone, welcome to my live broadcast room again."

"The content of our live broadcast tonight is to select two lucky water friends to tell fortunes."

"Then from now on, everyone can give gifts."

"After 5 minutes, I will call stop, and then we will start drawing tonight's lucky water friends..."

Lu Heng said with a smile.

As soon as he finished speaking, the water friends began to give gifts as usual.

After giving the gifts, the water friends will not be idle, chatting with each other and talking about interesting things.

"Thanks to the old Taoist priest and all the brothers, my wife has successfully given birth to a big, fat boy! But I would like to ask for the child's name. My surname is Lei, and my wife's surname is also Lei. Please give me a good name that is powerful in all directions!"

"Congratulations bro!"

"Congratulations, brother! Since both my brother and sister-in-law are named Lei, why not call the child Lei Lei."

"It sounds so ugly! Why not call me Lei!"

"Damn it! This name is awesome!"

"Please do some popular science. Four Lei Nian BENG, four sounds! It is used to describe the sound of thunder."

"Thank you, Popular Science Man!"

"6! There are nine thunders in total, it's crazy!"

"I laughed. Everyone else has handed in their papers, but the child is still writing his own name."

"This name is too dangerous. Be careful when it rains!"

"There are too many strokes and it's really difficult to write. Why not call me Lei Jing?"

"No, what is this word? There are two fields below thunder, what do you mean?"

"Lei Jia Tian Tian, ​​still pronounce LEI, which sounds the same as Lei and is a variation of Lei."

"You all know how to take names."

"Thunder! The sky falls and the earth falls into the Purple Gold Hammer..."

"Good guy! With so many thunders, the Nine Heavens Yingyuan Thunder God Puhua Tianzun is reincarnated, right?"

"This name is not good. It lacks thunder and lightning in life!"

"The nine thunders striking the top are indeed powerful in all directions!"

"Ding Yi has already handed in the paper, but Lei hasn't even finished writing his name."

"Called Thunder Tiger, he convinces people with his virtue!"

"Damn it, my classmate is really named Ding Yi."

"Ahem, I thought it was 'one of your classmates is called Ding Zhen'."

Just when the water friends were brainstorming ideas for a name for brother Lei’s child, the 5-minute gift-giving time had come.

Lu Heng said at this time: "Okay, the 5 minutes are up!"

"You don't need to give any more gifts."

"Let's start drawing tonight's lucky water friends now..."

With that said, he casually clicked the lottery button in the live broadcast room.

In the blink of an eye, the two lucky water friends tonight have been drawn out.

Lu Heng glanced at the names of the two water friends, and said with a smile: "Let us congratulate 'You Are All Muggles' and 'Rush Cute Bunny Sauce' for becoming the lucky water friends tonight!"

After reading these two names, he sent an invitation to the first lucky water friend.

Hearing this lucky water friend's online name, other water friends in the live broadcast room were very unhappy.

"Zhuo! What do you mean, calling us all Muggles?"

"Muggle is not a good word here among us."

"Is it possible that Muggles refer to ordinary people in Harry Potter?"

"Bah! I am a Muggle? I am obviously a great magician with 30 years of single experience!"

"I have become a great magician in 30 years? Then I have been alone for 40 years, and I have become a great magician?"

"The name of this friend is a map cannon. I don't like it very much!"

"Probably he is a super magister who has been single for 50 to [-] years and is full of resentment."

"Hiss... this is too scary, isn't it?" "You have been single for so long. If you see a dog on the street, you will feel that it has a pretty face, right?"

"Let alone a dog, even looking at a lizard makes me impulsive!"

"Could it be that you are the legendary third brother?"

"Let go of Third Sister-in-law and come to me if you can!"

"Brother, you are the indestructible Iron Man, right?"

After Lianmai's invitation was sent out, it didn't take long for him to be accepted.

Tonight's first lucky water friend - "You are all Muggles" - soon appeared in front of the water friends.

I saw that she was in her early twenties, with a face shaped like a melon seed, and her eyebrows were slender and beautiful, slightly raised.

A pair of eyes are watery and bright, like two black gems inlaid on the face.

The long eyelashes are gently raised like a fan, emitting a charming electric light in the blink of an eye.

After seeing this "you are all Muggles" appearance, the water friends were silent for a while, and then the barrage rained down like a downpour.

"I take back what I just said! I like this person very much!"

"Big flaxen waves, I like them too!"

"As long as it meets the two requirements of "big wave", I like it."

"Little sister, I am willing to be a Muggle for the rest of my life!"

"I am willing to be a licking dog for the rest of my life! Woof woof woof..."

"You bunch of licking dogs are not allowed to use your house!"

"The female water friends in our Taoist Master's live broadcast room are really more beautiful than the other!"

"Alas! At my weakest age, I met the 10086th girl I wanted to protect!"

"When I see such a beautiful young lady, I admit that my heart is moved! Please contact me!"

"It's okay if this great mage doesn't do it!"

"You guys are so greasy and disgusting! I really shouldn't have let my wife show up!"

"You LSPs, don't scare the young lady, otherwise, I will have to comfort you for a long time at night."

"Two brothers upstairs, don't just drink, drink some cephalosporins too!"

"You all get out of the way, I'm angry, my urine is yellow, let me do it!"

"You go first, I'm diabetic, I'll give you something sweet later..."

After successfully connecting wheat, "You are all Muggles" immediately smiled sweetly and said: "Old Taoist, good evening!"

"Old Taoist Priest, I am your most loyal fan!"

"I started watching your live broadcast very early, almost every time."

"I really didn't expect that I would be drawn tonight..."

After saying that, the young lady pressed her hands on her chest, her charming face full of excitement.

"Good evening to you too, little friend!"

"I don't know what to call my little friend?"

Lu Heng asked back with a smile.

"Old Taoist Priest, my surname is Jiang, you can just call me 'Xiao Jiang'."

"You are all muggles" came the immediate reply.

"Okay, Xiaoyou Jiang!"

Lu Heng nodded slightly, and then asked: "I wonder what little friend Jiang wants to calculate tonight?"

After hearing this, Xiao Jiang hesitated for a moment and then whispered: "Old Taoist Master, when I was in junior high school, I was very interested in magic, divination, horoscopes, tarot cards and the like."

"Especially after watching your live broadcast and learning that spiritual energy is about to be revived, I became even more obsessed with these things."

"Half a month ago, an organization called the 'Magic Secret Society' suddenly called me."

"They said that after learning that I was very interested in Western magic, they decided to approve me to join their magic secret society..."

(End of this chapter)