Dad: I will farm and raise children after quitting the circle
Chapter 912 Damn it!
Chapter 912 Damn it!
"Going to the backyard."
After Chen Juanhua answered casually, she suddenly froze.
Why did Su Qinghe ask this question? Of course, he didn't see Guaiguai, and he didn't hear Guaiguai's voice.
It was only now that she realized that she hadn't heard the obedient voice for a while.
The three adults looked at each other and hurried to the backyard.
It's not that they are worried about Guaiguai's safety, they can be sure that Guaiguai went to the backyard instead of going out, if something happened to Guaiguai in the backyard, Yuan Bao, a loyal, smart and sensible dog, would have come to report the news long ago.
I just want to see what the hell is going on in the backyard. After all, the child is quiet, so he must be playing a monster.
When the old lady was about to look into the small pool, Su Qinghe suddenly noticed a small red and white thing lying on the ground in the stable.
He stopped in his tracks, put his hands on his hips, bent his body and tilted his head, looked at the little thing in the stable and sighed, with a helpless tone, "Hey, what are you doing?"
Knowing that he had been discovered, he obediently stopped pretending. He yelled "Wow!" and crawled towards Su Qinghe Station with his feet on all fours. There was a sharp "bite" on the leg.
"Little lion eats people, I eat, I eat, oh—"
Su Qinghe has no temper at all, he just stood still and let the boy yell and shout, since he was so uncooperative, the girl soon felt bored and stopped making noise, and stood up.
"Tell me, what were you doing just now?" Su Qinghe asked.
She didn't do anything, but she originally wanted to pretend to be a lion cub to play with the animals, but when she came to the backyard and saw that horses, sheep, geese, dogs, and chickens all had their homes, she had a flash of inspiration, and she thought that a lion cub should also have her own home. Therefore, the dove occupies the magpie's nest and shares the world with the two horses.
From the obedient chirping voice of the little milk, after Su Qinghe summed up and figured out the context, he couldn't help laughing, "I thought you were playing hide-and-seek with us."
"Father, do you think I'm an idiot?" Obey pouted dissatisfiedly, she was no longer a baby, how could she play hide-and-seek in such a conspicuous lion cub costume.
"You're not a fool, you pretended to be a little lion and lay down in the stable!" Su Qinghe was extremely disgusted, and pulled Guaiguai to the stable, pointing to a pile of horse dung, "Look at what this is, don't you think it stinks? Fortunately, you are still a little smart and know how to avoid the poop of the horse."
It's also thanks to him cleaning the stables and sheep sheds every morning and night. If he obediently went to pretend to be a lion cub in a chicken coop full of chicken manure, tsk tsk, he wouldn't even dare to think about it.
Brought Guaiguai back to the front yard, Su Qinghe took off the little lion prop for her, good guy, sweating profusely, quickly wiped it off for her, and took her to help her wash her hands.
Smelling her body, Su Qinghe immediately leaned back and fanned his nose with his hands, "You stink!"
Obediently, she was made unconfident by Su Qinghe's flamboyant performance. After all, she just lay down on the ground in the stable for a while and pretended to be a quiet and beautiful lion. She didn't even guarantee that she would smell something about her.
She smelled it by herself, but she didn't think it stinks, so she went to ask the old lady and Chen Juanhua, but she didn't hear from them that she stinks. She was about to talk to Su Qinghe, but she was so quick-witted, "Dad, Dad, I Smelly, take me to swim in the small river to wash the fragrance!"
"No!" Su Qinghe resolutely refused, "I'm afraid you'll pull my leg hair again later!"
Obediently blinked her big innocent eyes, "No, I won't pluck your hair!"
"I do not believe!"
"Dad~ Dad~ Okay~ Dad~"
Obediently took the initiative to change his tricks, went forward to wrap his hands and feet around Su Qinghe's thighs, hung on Su Qinghe's legs, twisted and twisted, acting like a baby.
At this time, Su Qinghe had two villains arguing in his head. One was a soft-hearted god who was captured by his obedient cuteness and coquettishness. He said, "Go! Take her!!" Iron little man, he said: "You must hold back, don't spoil her!"
So, Su Qinghe thought of a compromise, "If you can promise daddy and have a sip of herbal tea, daddy will take you to swim in the river, okay?"
The two villains in Su Qinghe's head, who were fighting between heaven and man, reached a consensus in an instant: he is really a guaiguai, he will not die. ... Bah, damn it!
Facing this condition from Su Qinghe, he obediently agreed without saying a word.
She just doesn't want to taste the bitter taste, which doesn't mean she can't eat it. If drinking a sip of bitter herbal tea can exchange for a swim in the river, she doesn't think it's unacceptable.
It's just that when Su Qinghe brought herbal tea, an unpleasant smell penetrated her nostrils, her whole face wrinkled, and she trembled a few times.
Is it worth it?
Yes or No, that is the question.
"Just take a sip. When you come to the human world, you have to taste the sweet, sour, bitter and spicy." Su Qinghe passed the bowl forward, "Just a sip. After a sip, you can go swimming in the river. Of course, you can also If you don’t drink, Dad won’t force you.”
To put it nicely, you let me drink if you don’t force me!
Obediently pursed her mouth, she suddenly showed a desperate expression, but when her small mouth was about to touch the mouth of the ceramic bowl, she leaned back violently.
This smell is too strong!
"Hey, you haven't had your drink yet!" Su Qinghe was really teased by Guaiguai, he thought Guaiguai wanted to play tricks, so he hurriedly opened his mouth.
Obediently gave him a murderous look, "I! I know!!! I know!!!"
"Then go on, you have to understand the principle of 'one effort, then decline, and three exhaustion', this time you really have a sip, okay?" Su Qinghe said in a calm voice.
Even drinking herbal tea makes sense!
Guaiguai murmured in her heart, frowned and looked at the colorful herbal tea in the bowl, she rolled her eyes, "I'll take a sip, and you can drink the rest, Dad!"
"Hey, what is this? Daddy will take a sip for you first, and then you will take another sip. Daddy will drink the rest." Su Qinghe didn't completely lie to his obedient boy, he took a big sip without changing his expression, and immediately insisted He let out a breath of glamorous enjoyment.
If Guaiguai hadn't seen and smelled the actual bitter herbal tea in the bowl, she would have doubted whether Su Qinghe was drinking her bear drink.
The only way out for her right now is to go back on her word, but she doesn't think it's necessary, so do it!
She is also a real person, she closes her eyes and goes out for a sip if she takes a sip. She doesn't drink too much, but she doesn't cheat and just touch her lips to drink.
Seeing Su Qinghe shrinking his neck obediently, his face twisted into a bitter gourd, his pores dilated immediately, a kind of hearty pleasure surged up from the bottom of his heart, and spread to his whole body in an instant, making him feel comfortable.
He proudly swallowed the remaining herbal tea in one gulp, stood up and took out a lollipop from his trouser pocket, and while tearing the package, he asked, "Is it bitter?"
"Bitter!" Guaiguai's voice trembled, it sounded like it was being scooped out of cold water in the twelfth lunar month.
"Then eat a sweet lollipop!" Su Qinghe stuffed the lollipop into Obedient's mouth, then quickly turned around, wrinkled his face, and walked quickly back to the house to take out the nine-made tangerine peel mouth.
Obediently, that small sip was negligible, he drank the whole bowl.
He's the one to go all out, okay, Mr. Yin.
(End of this chapter)
"Going to the backyard."
After Chen Juanhua answered casually, she suddenly froze.
Why did Su Qinghe ask this question? Of course, he didn't see Guaiguai, and he didn't hear Guaiguai's voice.
It was only now that she realized that she hadn't heard the obedient voice for a while.
The three adults looked at each other and hurried to the backyard.
It's not that they are worried about Guaiguai's safety, they can be sure that Guaiguai went to the backyard instead of going out, if something happened to Guaiguai in the backyard, Yuan Bao, a loyal, smart and sensible dog, would have come to report the news long ago.
I just want to see what the hell is going on in the backyard. After all, the child is quiet, so he must be playing a monster.
When the old lady was about to look into the small pool, Su Qinghe suddenly noticed a small red and white thing lying on the ground in the stable.
He stopped in his tracks, put his hands on his hips, bent his body and tilted his head, looked at the little thing in the stable and sighed, with a helpless tone, "Hey, what are you doing?"
Knowing that he had been discovered, he obediently stopped pretending. He yelled "Wow!" and crawled towards Su Qinghe Station with his feet on all fours. There was a sharp "bite" on the leg.
"Little lion eats people, I eat, I eat, oh—"
Su Qinghe has no temper at all, he just stood still and let the boy yell and shout, since he was so uncooperative, the girl soon felt bored and stopped making noise, and stood up.
"Tell me, what were you doing just now?" Su Qinghe asked.
She didn't do anything, but she originally wanted to pretend to be a lion cub to play with the animals, but when she came to the backyard and saw that horses, sheep, geese, dogs, and chickens all had their homes, she had a flash of inspiration, and she thought that a lion cub should also have her own home. Therefore, the dove occupies the magpie's nest and shares the world with the two horses.
From the obedient chirping voice of the little milk, after Su Qinghe summed up and figured out the context, he couldn't help laughing, "I thought you were playing hide-and-seek with us."
"Father, do you think I'm an idiot?" Obey pouted dissatisfiedly, she was no longer a baby, how could she play hide-and-seek in such a conspicuous lion cub costume.
"You're not a fool, you pretended to be a little lion and lay down in the stable!" Su Qinghe was extremely disgusted, and pulled Guaiguai to the stable, pointing to a pile of horse dung, "Look at what this is, don't you think it stinks? Fortunately, you are still a little smart and know how to avoid the poop of the horse."
It's also thanks to him cleaning the stables and sheep sheds every morning and night. If he obediently went to pretend to be a lion cub in a chicken coop full of chicken manure, tsk tsk, he wouldn't even dare to think about it.
Brought Guaiguai back to the front yard, Su Qinghe took off the little lion prop for her, good guy, sweating profusely, quickly wiped it off for her, and took her to help her wash her hands.
Smelling her body, Su Qinghe immediately leaned back and fanned his nose with his hands, "You stink!"
Obediently, she was made unconfident by Su Qinghe's flamboyant performance. After all, she just lay down on the ground in the stable for a while and pretended to be a quiet and beautiful lion. She didn't even guarantee that she would smell something about her.
She smelled it by herself, but she didn't think it stinks, so she went to ask the old lady and Chen Juanhua, but she didn't hear from them that she stinks. She was about to talk to Su Qinghe, but she was so quick-witted, "Dad, Dad, I Smelly, take me to swim in the small river to wash the fragrance!"
"No!" Su Qinghe resolutely refused, "I'm afraid you'll pull my leg hair again later!"
Obediently blinked her big innocent eyes, "No, I won't pluck your hair!"
"I do not believe!"
"Dad~ Dad~ Okay~ Dad~"
Obediently took the initiative to change his tricks, went forward to wrap his hands and feet around Su Qinghe's thighs, hung on Su Qinghe's legs, twisted and twisted, acting like a baby.
At this time, Su Qinghe had two villains arguing in his head. One was a soft-hearted god who was captured by his obedient cuteness and coquettishness. He said, "Go! Take her!!" Iron little man, he said: "You must hold back, don't spoil her!"
So, Su Qinghe thought of a compromise, "If you can promise daddy and have a sip of herbal tea, daddy will take you to swim in the river, okay?"
The two villains in Su Qinghe's head, who were fighting between heaven and man, reached a consensus in an instant: he is really a guaiguai, he will not die. ... Bah, damn it!
Facing this condition from Su Qinghe, he obediently agreed without saying a word.
She just doesn't want to taste the bitter taste, which doesn't mean she can't eat it. If drinking a sip of bitter herbal tea can exchange for a swim in the river, she doesn't think it's unacceptable.
It's just that when Su Qinghe brought herbal tea, an unpleasant smell penetrated her nostrils, her whole face wrinkled, and she trembled a few times.
Is it worth it?
Yes or No, that is the question.
"Just take a sip. When you come to the human world, you have to taste the sweet, sour, bitter and spicy." Su Qinghe passed the bowl forward, "Just a sip. After a sip, you can go swimming in the river. Of course, you can also If you don’t drink, Dad won’t force you.”
To put it nicely, you let me drink if you don’t force me!
Obediently pursed her mouth, she suddenly showed a desperate expression, but when her small mouth was about to touch the mouth of the ceramic bowl, she leaned back violently.
This smell is too strong!
"Hey, you haven't had your drink yet!" Su Qinghe was really teased by Guaiguai, he thought Guaiguai wanted to play tricks, so he hurriedly opened his mouth.
Obediently gave him a murderous look, "I! I know!!! I know!!!"
"Then go on, you have to understand the principle of 'one effort, then decline, and three exhaustion', this time you really have a sip, okay?" Su Qinghe said in a calm voice.
Even drinking herbal tea makes sense!
Guaiguai murmured in her heart, frowned and looked at the colorful herbal tea in the bowl, she rolled her eyes, "I'll take a sip, and you can drink the rest, Dad!"
"Hey, what is this? Daddy will take a sip for you first, and then you will take another sip. Daddy will drink the rest." Su Qinghe didn't completely lie to his obedient boy, he took a big sip without changing his expression, and immediately insisted He let out a breath of glamorous enjoyment.
If Guaiguai hadn't seen and smelled the actual bitter herbal tea in the bowl, she would have doubted whether Su Qinghe was drinking her bear drink.
The only way out for her right now is to go back on her word, but she doesn't think it's necessary, so do it!
She is also a real person, she closes her eyes and goes out for a sip if she takes a sip. She doesn't drink too much, but she doesn't cheat and just touch her lips to drink.
Seeing Su Qinghe shrinking his neck obediently, his face twisted into a bitter gourd, his pores dilated immediately, a kind of hearty pleasure surged up from the bottom of his heart, and spread to his whole body in an instant, making him feel comfortable.
He proudly swallowed the remaining herbal tea in one gulp, stood up and took out a lollipop from his trouser pocket, and while tearing the package, he asked, "Is it bitter?"
"Bitter!" Guaiguai's voice trembled, it sounded like it was being scooped out of cold water in the twelfth lunar month.
"Then eat a sweet lollipop!" Su Qinghe stuffed the lollipop into Obedient's mouth, then quickly turned around, wrinkled his face, and walked quickly back to the house to take out the nine-made tangerine peel mouth.
Obediently, that small sip was negligible, he drank the whole bowl.
He's the one to go all out, okay, Mr. Yin.
(End of this chapter)
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