A top superstar who started as a composer

Chapter 147

Yu Hai didn't even pay special attention to Lan Tingxu's grades.

He's watching a video someone recommended him to watch.

"My Daily Quarrel in the Mushroom House"

In the video, the dog barks at the parrot, the cat, and the panda all the time.Just looking at the picture is nothing special, but the person who made the video has dubbed the voice of the object of the quarrel.

So the painting style is distorted.

Inexplicably funny and stress-relieving.

With a flick of Yu Hai, the protagonist of the next video "The King of the Mountain" is a panda cub.

Then "Singer reserve bird holding thighs"

"The Internet Celebrity Years Starting from a Fish"

"..."

The protagonists of these videos are animals that appear in yearning.

Yu Haixin felt relieved about the phone in a slightly complicated way.

He didn't notice many scenes in these videos. Through these videos, he seemed to see a group of dramatists dancing wildly.

All in all, the image of them being obedient and obedient in his heart has somewhat collapsed.

At this time he was on his way to the mushroom house.

After watching the video, the driver also stopped the car.

Pushing open the door of the mushroom house, before the long legs stepped in, there was a barking sound of a dog, and then Ah Kuang ran up to him, rubbing his trouser legs.

Before he could react, there was a sound of flapping wings.

The sharp voice came from far to near: "Handsome pot, handsome pot!"

"It's back, it's back!"

Yu Hai raised his head, and the parrot Xiao An had already flown to the door to greet him.

Yu Hai bent down and touched Ah Kuanggou's head, then raised his hand to greet the bird: "Xiao An, good morning!"

In the next second, a black and white ball rolled over and lay on his feet.

In the live broadcast, everyone can see that chubby, cute face with a trace of crystal clear from the corner of the mouth.

Yu Hai: "..."

He picked up Bawang casually, and while dragging Ah Kuang to the yard, he asked, "Have they all returned?"

"It's here, it's here!"

"Did everyone come back so early today?"

As he was talking, Yin Du, who was in the house, was changing into his slippers and came out.

"Xiao Luo is back. After a week apart, we all miss each other very much, so we all set off early!"

Over there, He Changping also poked his head out from the kitchen: "Have Xiao Luo had breakfast? I made porridge. Would you like some?"

"No one has lived in it for a week, let's clean it up today!"

"it is good!"

Touch the feathers, rub the dog's head, and spread a cat cake.

While drinking porridge, Yu Hai tried his best to comfort the three little ones who hadn't been clinging to him for a week.

Then they helped clean up the house, and the five of them worked hard to clean the house inside and out.

After lunch, everyone took another hour's lunch break.The days seemed very leisurely.

On the first day back to the mushroom house, no one had the idea of ​​doing tasks to earn money.

In the afternoon, the whole family decided to go fishing.

It just so happened that Yu Hai wanted to say hello to Xiao Hua who gave him fish.

Xiaohua is the vigorous raccoon cat.

The name Yu Hai gave her.

Five people wearing hats, carrying fishing gear, and carrying benches sat in a row by the pond.

After a while, Xiaohua heard the news and came over, easily suppressed Ah Kuang's dissatisfaction, rubbed against Yu Hai's feet, and was slapped by the overlord's paw in his arms.

In fact, the fight for favor of these animals in Mushroom House is also a lively scene that the viewers who have been here for a long time in the live broadcast room especially like to watch.

Especially after the miraculous editing by the grandma of a certain video website, many people even came to the live broadcast room to watch them.

The afternoon sun was not too hot, and the five people and a few small ones were warm, and they didn't seem to care about the catch.

Instructing fishing is very boring, and He Changping even asked the Ye family brothers and sisters to bring their textbooks, so that they can learn both while fishing.

At this time, Ye Qingzhou just took out a Chinese paper, looked at the red cross on it, and looked distressed.

Seeing this, Yin Du smiled and said: "It's rare to have such an opportunity, if you have any questions, just ask Jingluo!"

Ye Qingzhou blocked the paper with a little embarrassment, obviously because she didn't want her idol to see her paper.

Yu Hai didn't need to look carefully, so after a quick glance, he probably knew what the topic in the red area was.

He thought for a while, then asked with a smile, "Is the Analects difficult to understand?"

Ye Qingzhou nodded slightly, blushing and said, "I like Zhuangzi better."

When He Changping heard the words, he flicked the fishing line and said with emotion: "I found that young people nowadays like Zhuangzi more, and people of our age love Confucius and Mencius more!"

Yin Du nodded in agreement: "Young people don't like to be restrained. Isn't Jingluo singing a song? Unrestrained love freedom!"

Everyone laughed.

Ye Qingfan also smiled and said: "I feel that Zhuangzi's article is more understandable and resonant."

He Changping sighed: "This is all your prejudice against Confucianism. The way of Confucius and Mencius is actually very practical."

Yin Du explained: "You are embarrassing people. It is really unrealistic for you to let these teenage students understand the way of life."

The two middle-aged men shook their heads, stopped discussing, and started fishing seriously.

The atmosphere was a little silent, but Yu Hai fell into deep thought.

He suddenly remembered a stalk about Confucius on earth, and suddenly felt that he could give these two young people some insight.

He coughed lightly and said, "I think that if you can't read the Analects, it may be because you don't really understand Confucius."

"Know Confucius?"

The Ye family brothers and sisters looked puzzled.

Yu Hai smiled: "Tell me first, what is your impression of Confucius? It is not described in books, but the impression of him in your mind."

Ye Qingfan thought for a while and said, "He is a respectable and kind old man."

Ye Qingzhou also described: "Elegant and easy-going, a smiling old man who likes to reason with others."

Yu Hai shook his head and said with a smile: "In my opinion, Confucius is a Qilu man with a height of at least 1.8 meters and strong military force."

ha?
The brothers and sisters of the Ye family suspected that their ears had misheard.

Did they just hear His Highness say that Confucius was a macho?

What kind of outrageous statement is this?
When the audience in the live broadcast room heard Yu Hai's words, the bullet screen was filled with greetings.

"What the hell?"

"Why is the image of our saint suddenly subverted?"

"Your Highness, are you joking?"

"There must be a limit to spoofing!"

"..."

Yu Hai could tell what they were thinking by looking at their faces. He smiled softly and said, "Why don't you believe me? I have evidence."

The two middle-aged men over there who had been concentrating on fishing also looked at him curiously.

With a face that I see how nonsense you are.

Yu Hai slowly touched the fishing line in his hand, and said in detail: "It is clearly recorded in historical documents."

""Historical Records, The Family of Confucius" records: 'Confucius is nine feet and six inches long, and everyone calls him a long man. It varies from person to person.'"

After a pause, Yu Hai explained: "If one foot is 23 centimeters in the Western Han Dynasty, Confucius' height is more than two meters. If he is in the Warring States period, his height is also 1.9 meters."

Ye Qingfan had a suspicious expression on his face, and murmured: "How could it be?"

Yu Hai continued: "Let's talk about Confucius' force value. It is recorded in "Lu Shi Chunqiu·Shen Da", 'Confucius's strength is as strong as the gate of the country, but he refuses to hear it with strength.' It is said that when Confucius went west and passed Tongguan, No one paid any attention when he called for someone to open the city gate, so he held one end of the bolt himself, lifted the wooden bolt weighing several hundred catties and was four or five feet long, and opened the city gate, which shows the great strength of Confucius. "

"In addition to strength, "Huainanzi" records: Confucius is more intelligent than Chang Hong, braver than Meng Ben, and he is more capable than the pre-Qin fierce general Meng Ben. Be powerful, fast enough to catch up with outdoor hares."

"There are also "Liezi", "Book of Rites Sheyi", etc., which have records in this regard. If you don't believe me, you can check it."

Brother and sister Ye's expressions gradually turned from dull to numb, and they couldn't help casting their eyes at the two elders for confirmation.

However, He Changping and the two also couldn't react, and they couldn't be sure whether what Yu Hai said was true.

Audience in the live room:

"???!!!"

"I just went to look up the historical records, and there really is such a record!"

"How is it possible? I don't believe it!"

"Why is it so exciting to think about it?"

"I can no longer look directly at the portrait of Confucius in the textbook"

"..."

Seeing the stunned faces of the four people, Yu Hai became more and more wicked, and continued: "Besides, Confucius was proficient in the six arts. The six arts in ancient times included riding, archery and driving. These are all combat skills, which shows that this saint is worthy of force." "

"In addition," he continued with a slight smile, "You must know that during the Spring and Autumn Period there were many wars and there must have been many bandits everywhere, but Confucius was able to lead his students to travel around the world and live peacefully until the age of 72. You think this is Can a weak scholar do it?"

The Ye brothers and sisters subconsciously shook their heads.

Yu Hai continued his efforts: "Confucius has always liked to convince people with virtue, so do you think it might be because no one dared to compete with him at that time?"

Crowd: ...

The people in the live broadcast room were stunned.

After a bunch of question marks in the bullet screen, there are a lot of exclamation marks passing by!

"Reasonable and convincing!"

"I can no longer look directly at Confucius!"

"Why is it so emotional to think about it?"

"I just went to check the information, and it's all true!"

"My cognition has been subverted!"

"Suddenly want to buy a copy of the Analects and read it again!"

"..."

Yu Hai was very satisfied with his fooling around, he smiled maliciously: "I was thinking, Confucius has three thousand disciples, and Confucianism has 72 sages, all of whom are proficient in the six arts. What a huge gang force this is?"

"So, if you are reading this Analects now, does it have a different flavor? We all know that the Analects is about the quotations of Confucius and his disciples. Now think about it, is it possible that the Analects is actually a rule of Taoism at that time? "

The brothers and sisters of the Ye family were all dumbfounded.

His expression was in a trance, and his eyes could not be focused for a long time.

Obviously the heart has been greatly impacted.

Even the two elders looked skeptical about life.

Seeing that the joke was almost over, Yu Hai felt like bringing the topic back. After all, he didn't want to mislead his son: "Okay, the above are all jokes. I just want to tell you that Confucius is not that useless Scholar, in history, true Confucian scholars should be able to read and write. They are neither sour nor rotten. To read the Analects interestingly, you need to change your perspective and calm down!"

The brothers and sisters of the Ye family nodded, no matter what Yu Hai said before was true or false, they are all interested in the Analects of Confucius at this time, and they also want to look at this masterpiece from a different angle.

Many people in the live broadcast room were thoughtful, but of course there were many people who continued to play tricks.

"I don't believe it, I think what I said before is the truth!"

"From then on, I have always believed that the Analects of Confucius is the rule of the Tao!"

"Whalefall opened the door to a new world for me!"

"I didn't like Confucius very much at first, but now I suddenly adore him."

"Suddenly, I felt that the Analects of Confucius might have another meaning!"

"Is it possible that it's actually a language?"

"..."

(End of this chapter)