A top superstar who started as a composer
Chapter 160 Couplet
Chapter 160 Couplet
Yu Hai woke up refreshed and had breakfast the next day, not at all troubled by what happened yesterday.
On the contrary, it was the other people, who looked like they hadn't slept well, with red or black eyes, obviously suffering from inner devastation.
While Yu Hai was eating breakfast, he couldn't help but yawned again when he saw He Changping who brought him side dishes, feeling that he was somewhat infected, obviously he wasn't sleepy at all.
"Why don't you go back to sleep for a while?"
Anyway, today is the last day of this week, they can pack up their things and go home in the afternoon, and there should be no activities for everyone.
He Changping thought about it, and felt that there was no need for him to stand up, Yin Du and Guo Siying hadn't gotten up yet.
"Then you accompany them to do homework, and I'll go back to sleep!"
While talking, he took off his apron, yawned again, and walked up the stairs with his slippers on.
As for the brothers and sisters of the Ye family who also feel sleepy, don't think about it, the hard-working senior high school students have no sleep!
Sitting comfortably on the recliner and stroking the dog, Bawang is working hard to eat and has no time to compete for favor.
Yu Hai felt that he was really comfortable in the mushroom house, as long as he ignored the live broadcast balls flying around, he felt more comfortable than at home.
Chatted with the listless Ye family brother and sister.
"How long until the college entrance examination?"
"It's less than two months away."
"Are you confident in that?"
"well enough!"
"Then work hard!"
The dragon slayer turned into a dragon after all.
Yu Hai suddenly remembered that when he was in school, he didn't like neighbors and relatives asking him about his grades when they saw him.
As a result, I can only ask this when I see students now?
He couldn't help but fell into deep thought, emmm... It seems that this is the only thing I can ask, is it possible to ask if they have any classmates they like in school?
While in a daze, Ye Qingfan gently put an open exercise book in front of him: "Your Highness?"
"Huh? What's wrong?"
Ye Qingfan scratched his head embarrassingly: "I, this, the couplets are not very good, and I can't get it right every time. Can you see if there is any trick?"
couplet?
Yu Hai is at a loss, do parallel world students have to take this test?
He picked up the workbook above with some doubts and looked at it. It really was a couplet topic, but it was quite simple at first glance.
Ye Qingfan said distressedly: "The teacher said that couplets should be flat or plain, I find it hard to understand."
Yu Hai nodded, turned to look at Ye Qingzhou, and found that she was also looking at him expectantly.
"That's it!" He couldn't help pondering: "If you learn the rhythm, it should be better."
"What is a rhythm?"
"It's rhyme and rhythm. We usually use it in poetry and couplets. For example, when you write couplets here, you'd better pay attention to the consistency of level and oblique, and harmonious tones..."
After talking for a while, Yu Hai found that not only Ye Qingfan's eyes seemed to be filled with mosquito coils, but Ye Qingzhou also showed a confused expression.
Yu Hai then stopped, well, what he said seemed to be the same as learning from a teacher or a professor.
Don't hypnotize two sleepy kids to sleep.
Yu Hai thought for a while, got up and said, "Wait for me a moment."
After saying that, they walked out of the arbor, leaving the Ye family brothers and sisters with dazed and extremely expectant expressions on their faces.
The audience in the live broadcast room also cheered up.
"Come on, come on!"
"Jingluo Small Classroom is finally online again!"
"Move the small bench and grab the notebook, I'm ready to study hard!"
"I was doing my homework in the study, but my mother pulled me out to watch the live broadcast!"
"Chasing stars doesn't delay my study, I'm so happy!"
"Am I the only one who wonders what Whale Falling is doing?"
"Take a book?"
"It's impossible to take a musical instrument, right?"
"Professing the use of musical instruments in couplets, are you trying to laugh us to death?"
"..."
Jingluo returned to the house, and a minute later, under the expectant and surprised eyes of everyone, he took out the acoustic guitar again.
? ?
A question mark appeared on the foreheads of the Ye family brothers and sisters at the same time.
The same is true for the audience in the live broadcast room.
"Brother who guessed the musical instrument earlier, you won the prize!"
"No, why does Jingluo need musical instruments to assist in Chinese class?"
"I don't understand this operation!"
"Is it a mystery or a diversion?"
"Laughing, do you think Whale Fall is omnipotent? It can do everything?"
"I don't believe in teaching people to write pairs, but he can still make up a song."
"..."
Under the strange eyes of the two high school students, Yu Hai sat down with his guitar in his arms.
Looking at the two brothers and sisters of the Ye family, they smiled and said, "The basic requirement for a pair is that the upper and lower sentences have the same number of words, the rhythmic keywords have opposite pronunciations, and the words in the same position have similar parts of speech and opposite meanings... Does it sound a bit abstract?"
Ye Qingfan and the two nodded in a daze.
Yu Hai smiled without embarrassment at all: "Then let me explain with specific examples! For example, we can say that cloud is opposite to rain, "cloud" and "rain" are both nouns, "cloud" is a flat tone word and "rain" is The words in the tones... your teacher should have said these things, right?"
When the two nodded again, Ye Qingfan couldn't help complaining: "The reason is probably clear, but my vocabulary is not enough, so I can't think of the right words every time."
Yu Hai had already expected it, and said indifferently: "The vocabulary is not enough, so we will accumulate more. For example, we can memorize such comparative vocabulary. Well, for the convenience of memory, let's turn them into songs. "
"Huh? Can this sing too?" The siblings asked in unison.
Yu Hai took it for granted: "There is nothing that cannot be written into a song."
Okay, is this the ability of the little prince of music?
Thus, Jingluo plucked the strings in the astonished sight of everyone.
The gentle and soothing sound of the piano combined with his magnetic and charming voice makes the ears of the listeners sway slightly, and there is a feeling of being pregnant: "Clouds face rain, snow faces wind, evening photos face clear sky, three-foot swords and six Jun bows, Lingbei faces Jiangdong."
Yu Hai stopped what he was doing, and looked at the stunned brother and sister who were already shocked: "How is it?"
"Listen, roar!"
All right!The already excited voice has changed.
But am I asking this?
Yu Hai was speechless.
Live broadcast barrage:
"????"
"!!!"
"I don't believe it. It's impossible. How can there be such a talented person in the world?"
"I have seen the upper limit of human talent!"
"Thousands of Blood Books beg Your Highness to write all the poems in the textbooks into songs!"
"Why isn't my Chinese teacher Jingluo?!"
"..."
Facing the bright eyes of the two, Yu Hai laughed a little, and continued to pluck the strings in his hands and sang: "Yan Lane is poor, Ruan Tu is poor, the old man is to the yellow boy. Alright, new green against wine red, seven stars and one robe style, Yao and Shun face the common people.”
After singing a section, Yu Hai stopped: "Isn't it easier to remember this way?"
"Yeah!" The Ye brothers and sisters nodded repeatedly.
"Then let's find some words that deal with the virtual and the real, and then incorporate them into the music, such as astronomy, geography, flowers and trees, birds and beasts, characters, and utensils."
"it is good!"
Soon, there was a crisp singing voice in the yearning live broadcast room: "Spring to summer, autumn to winter, evening drum to morning bell..."
The professional drone-manipulating photographers in the director's group skillfully controlled the screen switching in the live broadcast room.
From time to time, the drone flies up and down.Show everyone the beauty of the countryside in spring.
Paired with an extremely charming singing voice.
With a harmonious and beautiful appearance, all the sorrows and troubles of the previous day were wiped away.
time flies.
I don't know how long it took, the other guests of Mushroom House walked out of the house amidst the singing, and sat down quietly in the pergola.
When the Ye family brothers and sisters sang a song, Yu Hai stopped playing the guitar. Yin Du applauded and smiled enviously: "There is still a way for Jingluo. If I can memorize like this when I am studying, I don't know how much energy I can save." !"
He Changping nodded and said, "That's right, a tutor like Xiao Luo is the only one!"
Ye Qingfan said happily: "Your Highness taught me like this, I suddenly feel that it's so easy to be right!"
Yin Du squinted at him: "If you say that, let's practice it!"
"How to practice?"
Yin Du smiled slightly: "It just so happens that we don't do the task today, and we are going to interact with the barrage, how about playing a pair with our netizens?"
When Yin Du said this, the barrage immediately rolled up like boiling water, dazzling people.
"Broad to, wide to"
"This is fun!"
"What are the rules?"
"I don't want to be right, I want to talk to His Highness!"
"How can it be fun to have a monkey?"
"Upstairs, please start your performance!"
"This is not the car to go to kindergarten."
"..."
Yu Hai put down the guitar and asked curiously, "How do you play?"
Yin Du said: "It's very simple. We randomly select the audience to submit questions online. The audience will submit the first couplet, and we will be the next couplet. If we don't come out, we will count as a loser. If we lose, we will agree to a non-excessive request from the little partner who made the question. !"
Upon hearing this, Ye Qingfan immediately said with a bitter face: "Mr. Yin, the difficulty of your practice is too high, am I doomed?"
He Changping patted him on the shoulder: "What does it matter, don't we still have us here? Back then, I was the so-called Little Prince of Couplets."
Director Wang Shen on the side told him: "Now it's fried balls!"
Before he finished speaking, He Changping's slippers had already flown over.
Yin Du looked at Yu Hai with a smile on his face: "What are you afraid of? We have whales falling. He can compose poems at his fingertips, and it's definitely not a problem for him!"
Yu Hai shook his head and laughed.
Soon, the director team put the barrage of the live broadcast room on the huge display screen next to the pergola.
In an instant, the dense barrage rained across the page, making people dazzled and dizzy.
"Hey! Everyone is very enthusiastic!" Yin Du laughed.
However, he looked at the barrage above and found that the most highly praised barrages in the front were all praising Whale's beauty, and he was a little speechless.
"Okay, okay, I know the beauty of Whale Falling Prosperity, you fans should be more reserved!" Yin Du rubbed his forehead, thought for a while and said: "Well, we will give everyone 5 minutes to prepare, and these 5 minutes After [-] minutes, please deduct one point from the viewers who are willing to ask questions, and we will select them randomly."
As he said that, he smiled and said, "Don't blame me for not giving you a chance. There are three chances in total. You can't make up the numbers with pairs that don't match on the Internet."
Barrage:
"So I'm not sleepy anymore!"
"My Chinese Language and Literature Department can be owned by someone."
"If you win, can you ask for anything?"
"I seem to have thought of a brilliant idea!"
"I have an unspoken idea!"
"Understood, call someone to go!"
"..."
In just a short time, someone who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal directly posted a post on a certain literature forum:
"Mushroom House challenges the whole network, couplet masters, are you sure you don't want to give it a try?"
What?Couplet pen pick the whole network?
What?Whale falls to challenge the whole network?
What?Can I make a request if I lose?
Even if this buddy didn't have conflicting thoughts in the post.
Those who read this post also know that this is just a gimmick of the variety show, purely for the effect of the show, and does not mean to start a war.
However, there are still many people who are too busy to panic on Sunday.
So within 2 minutes of posting it, it was like stabbing a hornet's nest to death, and a bunch of people flocked to the live broadcast room.He just increased the number of viewers in the already popular live broadcast room by hundreds of thousands.
Fortunately, although there are a lot of good people on the Internet in the parallel world, there are not many people who dare to spread rumors.
Otherwise, all the headlines about monsters and ghosts may be posted by the self-media.
For example, as long as you write a headline, you can pick the whole network: Everyone here is rubbish.
In the next second, Heizi's cynicism can cause trouble.
You know, even with Jingluo's character and talent, not everyone can hate him.It's just that compared to other people, he is indeed one of the most popular top streamers in the entire network.
Participating in the recording of variety shows is very tempting for water lovers.
In just these 10 minutes, the number of bullet screens counted in the backstage of the live broadcast room is the largest since the show started.
Time passed quickly, and the barrage in the live broadcast room had become densely packed with numbers one.
Yin Du looked at his watch: "It's time. Come, Lao He, bring our three water friends up."
With the movement of He Changping's hand, the IDs of the three barrage water friends immediately appeared on the screen.
eat fish
His Royal Highness's little fan girl No. 2333
Ji Hua Lao Huang
From the screen name, it is hard to tell whether he is a master or not.
The barrage is full of disappointment:
"Why not me, shady, there must be shady!"
"I just thought of an excellent Shanglian, but unfortunately it's useless!"
"Yazi who doesn't look very smart"
"This luck, you can buy a lottery ticket!"
"That little fan girl, you can't let the water go just because the opponent is your idol!"
"..."
Everyone is waiting, Yin Du clapped his hands: "Our staff please contact the first friend."
The first water friend was a disaster and was unwilling to show up, so it was a voice conversation.
As soon as it was connected, there was a burst of hearty laughter: "Hahaha, is it me?"
Yin Du smiled and nodded: "Yes, it's you! What's your surname, sir?"
"Hey hey." It seemed that he didn't show up, and the person on the other end of the phone let himself go: "How do you know I'm a man?"
Yin Du: "..."
With such a rough voice, do you want to tell me that you are a girl?
Brother, what are you doing?
Yin Du coughed: "Then you can introduce yourself."
"No introduction, no introduction!" The man said on the phone: "I'm afraid that my wife will recognize me as wrong!"
This is not guaranteed.
Yin Du: "...then you can start writing questions!"
"Okay!" Mr. Eat Fish's Calamity coughed, and after deliberating for a while, he said, "Then I'm here!"
"Please!"
"Well... I'm out of the Shanglian." The man said in a deep voice: "As soon as the coffin is lifted and the earth is buried, the world will never come back, hahaha..." After finishing the reading, the water friend laughed smugly.
Everyone in Mushroom House: "..."
Live audience: "???"
(End of this chapter)
Yu Hai woke up refreshed and had breakfast the next day, not at all troubled by what happened yesterday.
On the contrary, it was the other people, who looked like they hadn't slept well, with red or black eyes, obviously suffering from inner devastation.
While Yu Hai was eating breakfast, he couldn't help but yawned again when he saw He Changping who brought him side dishes, feeling that he was somewhat infected, obviously he wasn't sleepy at all.
"Why don't you go back to sleep for a while?"
Anyway, today is the last day of this week, they can pack up their things and go home in the afternoon, and there should be no activities for everyone.
He Changping thought about it, and felt that there was no need for him to stand up, Yin Du and Guo Siying hadn't gotten up yet.
"Then you accompany them to do homework, and I'll go back to sleep!"
While talking, he took off his apron, yawned again, and walked up the stairs with his slippers on.
As for the brothers and sisters of the Ye family who also feel sleepy, don't think about it, the hard-working senior high school students have no sleep!
Sitting comfortably on the recliner and stroking the dog, Bawang is working hard to eat and has no time to compete for favor.
Yu Hai felt that he was really comfortable in the mushroom house, as long as he ignored the live broadcast balls flying around, he felt more comfortable than at home.
Chatted with the listless Ye family brother and sister.
"How long until the college entrance examination?"
"It's less than two months away."
"Are you confident in that?"
"well enough!"
"Then work hard!"
The dragon slayer turned into a dragon after all.
Yu Hai suddenly remembered that when he was in school, he didn't like neighbors and relatives asking him about his grades when they saw him.
As a result, I can only ask this when I see students now?
He couldn't help but fell into deep thought, emmm... It seems that this is the only thing I can ask, is it possible to ask if they have any classmates they like in school?
While in a daze, Ye Qingfan gently put an open exercise book in front of him: "Your Highness?"
"Huh? What's wrong?"
Ye Qingfan scratched his head embarrassingly: "I, this, the couplets are not very good, and I can't get it right every time. Can you see if there is any trick?"
couplet?
Yu Hai is at a loss, do parallel world students have to take this test?
He picked up the workbook above with some doubts and looked at it. It really was a couplet topic, but it was quite simple at first glance.
Ye Qingfan said distressedly: "The teacher said that couplets should be flat or plain, I find it hard to understand."
Yu Hai nodded, turned to look at Ye Qingzhou, and found that she was also looking at him expectantly.
"That's it!" He couldn't help pondering: "If you learn the rhythm, it should be better."
"What is a rhythm?"
"It's rhyme and rhythm. We usually use it in poetry and couplets. For example, when you write couplets here, you'd better pay attention to the consistency of level and oblique, and harmonious tones..."
After talking for a while, Yu Hai found that not only Ye Qingfan's eyes seemed to be filled with mosquito coils, but Ye Qingzhou also showed a confused expression.
Yu Hai then stopped, well, what he said seemed to be the same as learning from a teacher or a professor.
Don't hypnotize two sleepy kids to sleep.
Yu Hai thought for a while, got up and said, "Wait for me a moment."
After saying that, they walked out of the arbor, leaving the Ye family brothers and sisters with dazed and extremely expectant expressions on their faces.
The audience in the live broadcast room also cheered up.
"Come on, come on!"
"Jingluo Small Classroom is finally online again!"
"Move the small bench and grab the notebook, I'm ready to study hard!"
"I was doing my homework in the study, but my mother pulled me out to watch the live broadcast!"
"Chasing stars doesn't delay my study, I'm so happy!"
"Am I the only one who wonders what Whale Falling is doing?"
"Take a book?"
"It's impossible to take a musical instrument, right?"
"Professing the use of musical instruments in couplets, are you trying to laugh us to death?"
"..."
Jingluo returned to the house, and a minute later, under the expectant and surprised eyes of everyone, he took out the acoustic guitar again.
? ?
A question mark appeared on the foreheads of the Ye family brothers and sisters at the same time.
The same is true for the audience in the live broadcast room.
"Brother who guessed the musical instrument earlier, you won the prize!"
"No, why does Jingluo need musical instruments to assist in Chinese class?"
"I don't understand this operation!"
"Is it a mystery or a diversion?"
"Laughing, do you think Whale Fall is omnipotent? It can do everything?"
"I don't believe in teaching people to write pairs, but he can still make up a song."
"..."
Under the strange eyes of the two high school students, Yu Hai sat down with his guitar in his arms.
Looking at the two brothers and sisters of the Ye family, they smiled and said, "The basic requirement for a pair is that the upper and lower sentences have the same number of words, the rhythmic keywords have opposite pronunciations, and the words in the same position have similar parts of speech and opposite meanings... Does it sound a bit abstract?"
Ye Qingfan and the two nodded in a daze.
Yu Hai smiled without embarrassment at all: "Then let me explain with specific examples! For example, we can say that cloud is opposite to rain, "cloud" and "rain" are both nouns, "cloud" is a flat tone word and "rain" is The words in the tones... your teacher should have said these things, right?"
When the two nodded again, Ye Qingfan couldn't help complaining: "The reason is probably clear, but my vocabulary is not enough, so I can't think of the right words every time."
Yu Hai had already expected it, and said indifferently: "The vocabulary is not enough, so we will accumulate more. For example, we can memorize such comparative vocabulary. Well, for the convenience of memory, let's turn them into songs. "
"Huh? Can this sing too?" The siblings asked in unison.
Yu Hai took it for granted: "There is nothing that cannot be written into a song."
Okay, is this the ability of the little prince of music?
Thus, Jingluo plucked the strings in the astonished sight of everyone.
The gentle and soothing sound of the piano combined with his magnetic and charming voice makes the ears of the listeners sway slightly, and there is a feeling of being pregnant: "Clouds face rain, snow faces wind, evening photos face clear sky, three-foot swords and six Jun bows, Lingbei faces Jiangdong."
Yu Hai stopped what he was doing, and looked at the stunned brother and sister who were already shocked: "How is it?"
"Listen, roar!"
All right!The already excited voice has changed.
But am I asking this?
Yu Hai was speechless.
Live broadcast barrage:
"????"
"!!!"
"I don't believe it. It's impossible. How can there be such a talented person in the world?"
"I have seen the upper limit of human talent!"
"Thousands of Blood Books beg Your Highness to write all the poems in the textbooks into songs!"
"Why isn't my Chinese teacher Jingluo?!"
"..."
Facing the bright eyes of the two, Yu Hai laughed a little, and continued to pluck the strings in his hands and sang: "Yan Lane is poor, Ruan Tu is poor, the old man is to the yellow boy. Alright, new green against wine red, seven stars and one robe style, Yao and Shun face the common people.”
After singing a section, Yu Hai stopped: "Isn't it easier to remember this way?"
"Yeah!" The Ye brothers and sisters nodded repeatedly.
"Then let's find some words that deal with the virtual and the real, and then incorporate them into the music, such as astronomy, geography, flowers and trees, birds and beasts, characters, and utensils."
"it is good!"
Soon, there was a crisp singing voice in the yearning live broadcast room: "Spring to summer, autumn to winter, evening drum to morning bell..."
The professional drone-manipulating photographers in the director's group skillfully controlled the screen switching in the live broadcast room.
From time to time, the drone flies up and down.Show everyone the beauty of the countryside in spring.
Paired with an extremely charming singing voice.
With a harmonious and beautiful appearance, all the sorrows and troubles of the previous day were wiped away.
time flies.
I don't know how long it took, the other guests of Mushroom House walked out of the house amidst the singing, and sat down quietly in the pergola.
When the Ye family brothers and sisters sang a song, Yu Hai stopped playing the guitar. Yin Du applauded and smiled enviously: "There is still a way for Jingluo. If I can memorize like this when I am studying, I don't know how much energy I can save." !"
He Changping nodded and said, "That's right, a tutor like Xiao Luo is the only one!"
Ye Qingfan said happily: "Your Highness taught me like this, I suddenly feel that it's so easy to be right!"
Yin Du squinted at him: "If you say that, let's practice it!"
"How to practice?"
Yin Du smiled slightly: "It just so happens that we don't do the task today, and we are going to interact with the barrage, how about playing a pair with our netizens?"
When Yin Du said this, the barrage immediately rolled up like boiling water, dazzling people.
"Broad to, wide to"
"This is fun!"
"What are the rules?"
"I don't want to be right, I want to talk to His Highness!"
"How can it be fun to have a monkey?"
"Upstairs, please start your performance!"
"This is not the car to go to kindergarten."
"..."
Yu Hai put down the guitar and asked curiously, "How do you play?"
Yin Du said: "It's very simple. We randomly select the audience to submit questions online. The audience will submit the first couplet, and we will be the next couplet. If we don't come out, we will count as a loser. If we lose, we will agree to a non-excessive request from the little partner who made the question. !"
Upon hearing this, Ye Qingfan immediately said with a bitter face: "Mr. Yin, the difficulty of your practice is too high, am I doomed?"
He Changping patted him on the shoulder: "What does it matter, don't we still have us here? Back then, I was the so-called Little Prince of Couplets."
Director Wang Shen on the side told him: "Now it's fried balls!"
Before he finished speaking, He Changping's slippers had already flown over.
Yin Du looked at Yu Hai with a smile on his face: "What are you afraid of? We have whales falling. He can compose poems at his fingertips, and it's definitely not a problem for him!"
Yu Hai shook his head and laughed.
Soon, the director team put the barrage of the live broadcast room on the huge display screen next to the pergola.
In an instant, the dense barrage rained across the page, making people dazzled and dizzy.
"Hey! Everyone is very enthusiastic!" Yin Du laughed.
However, he looked at the barrage above and found that the most highly praised barrages in the front were all praising Whale's beauty, and he was a little speechless.
"Okay, okay, I know the beauty of Whale Falling Prosperity, you fans should be more reserved!" Yin Du rubbed his forehead, thought for a while and said: "Well, we will give everyone 5 minutes to prepare, and these 5 minutes After [-] minutes, please deduct one point from the viewers who are willing to ask questions, and we will select them randomly."
As he said that, he smiled and said, "Don't blame me for not giving you a chance. There are three chances in total. You can't make up the numbers with pairs that don't match on the Internet."
Barrage:
"So I'm not sleepy anymore!"
"My Chinese Language and Literature Department can be owned by someone."
"If you win, can you ask for anything?"
"I seem to have thought of a brilliant idea!"
"I have an unspoken idea!"
"Understood, call someone to go!"
"..."
In just a short time, someone who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal directly posted a post on a certain literature forum:
"Mushroom House challenges the whole network, couplet masters, are you sure you don't want to give it a try?"
What?Couplet pen pick the whole network?
What?Whale falls to challenge the whole network?
What?Can I make a request if I lose?
Even if this buddy didn't have conflicting thoughts in the post.
Those who read this post also know that this is just a gimmick of the variety show, purely for the effect of the show, and does not mean to start a war.
However, there are still many people who are too busy to panic on Sunday.
So within 2 minutes of posting it, it was like stabbing a hornet's nest to death, and a bunch of people flocked to the live broadcast room.He just increased the number of viewers in the already popular live broadcast room by hundreds of thousands.
Fortunately, although there are a lot of good people on the Internet in the parallel world, there are not many people who dare to spread rumors.
Otherwise, all the headlines about monsters and ghosts may be posted by the self-media.
For example, as long as you write a headline, you can pick the whole network: Everyone here is rubbish.
In the next second, Heizi's cynicism can cause trouble.
You know, even with Jingluo's character and talent, not everyone can hate him.It's just that compared to other people, he is indeed one of the most popular top streamers in the entire network.
Participating in the recording of variety shows is very tempting for water lovers.
In just these 10 minutes, the number of bullet screens counted in the backstage of the live broadcast room is the largest since the show started.
Time passed quickly, and the barrage in the live broadcast room had become densely packed with numbers one.
Yin Du looked at his watch: "It's time. Come, Lao He, bring our three water friends up."
With the movement of He Changping's hand, the IDs of the three barrage water friends immediately appeared on the screen.
eat fish
His Royal Highness's little fan girl No. 2333
Ji Hua Lao Huang
From the screen name, it is hard to tell whether he is a master or not.
The barrage is full of disappointment:
"Why not me, shady, there must be shady!"
"I just thought of an excellent Shanglian, but unfortunately it's useless!"
"Yazi who doesn't look very smart"
"This luck, you can buy a lottery ticket!"
"That little fan girl, you can't let the water go just because the opponent is your idol!"
"..."
Everyone is waiting, Yin Du clapped his hands: "Our staff please contact the first friend."
The first water friend was a disaster and was unwilling to show up, so it was a voice conversation.
As soon as it was connected, there was a burst of hearty laughter: "Hahaha, is it me?"
Yin Du smiled and nodded: "Yes, it's you! What's your surname, sir?"
"Hey hey." It seemed that he didn't show up, and the person on the other end of the phone let himself go: "How do you know I'm a man?"
Yin Du: "..."
With such a rough voice, do you want to tell me that you are a girl?
Brother, what are you doing?
Yin Du coughed: "Then you can introduce yourself."
"No introduction, no introduction!" The man said on the phone: "I'm afraid that my wife will recognize me as wrong!"
This is not guaranteed.
Yin Du: "...then you can start writing questions!"
"Okay!" Mr. Eat Fish's Calamity coughed, and after deliberating for a while, he said, "Then I'm here!"
"Please!"
"Well... I'm out of the Shanglian." The man said in a deep voice: "As soon as the coffin is lifted and the earth is buried, the world will never come back, hahaha..." After finishing the reading, the water friend laughed smugly.
Everyone in Mushroom House: "..."
Live audience: "???"
(End of this chapter)
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