If you don't study at Peking University, you will become a soldier, and I will become an office
Chapter 93 The manure was dug out in the afternoon (tomorrow)
Chapter 93 The manure was dug out in the afternoon (tomorrow)
night.
Li Xiu shared the dumplings, mutton, and a few pieces of fried goods sent by Dina Zhuobo with his comrades in the same platoon, which can be regarded as experiencing the "New Year flavor" in advance.
However, only a few were divided.Most of them were stored by Li Xiu.
Anyway, although the temperature here is relatively low, it shouldn't be bad.What's more, Li Xiu still has space that he hasn't used for a long time.So there is no need to worry.
Although it was just a taste, everyone in the second class was already very satisfied.Kudos to Dina Zhuobo's workmanship.
………………
The next day.
New Year's Eve.
Sharpshooter Silian is very happy.
The old squad leaders went home on vacation, and the whole company had a short vacation of nearly five days.
Waking up early in the morning, the recruits and veterans who did not have a vacation began to clean up the company together.
"Big cleaning, big cleaning, you have to clean it up, thoroughly."
"Even if it's a dusty place in the corner, you have to show me your baldness."
"The couplets should be posted, and the lanterns should be hung. In the afternoon, we organize dumpling making, and everyone must participate."
Geng Jun didn't go home, and stayed in the army with the recruits. At this time, he shouted at the soldiers at the top of his voice.
However, his tone of voice was very soft, with a smile on his lips.
During the Chinese New Year, everyone is very relaxed.
Although cleaning is still needed, the soldiers are already very happy.
No training, no scolding.
Very nice and relaxing.
Hmm... the only bad thing is that I feel a little homesick.
Geng Jun smiled and said, "Today is your first year in the army."
"New Year's Eve, let's say goodbye to the old and welcome the new year. On the New Year's Eve, everyone has cleaned up. Let's take a bath together and welcome New Year's Eve with a clean face!"
"Everyone, cheer up."
Everyone was relaxed, the shift had been assigned tasks earlier, and everyone was working hard.
This is much more comfortable than usual training.
It was close to eleven o'clock at noon.
Huda Kurban came over suddenly, and said to the soldiers of the second squad: "Come two people, come with me on a business trip."
tolerance?
Zhou Ye jumped out first, raised his hand and said, "I, I can go."
"Okay, count yourself in. Any more?"
At this time, no one spoke.
Zhou Ye gave Li Xiu crazy looks, Li Xiu hesitated, but still raised his hand and said, "Then I'll go."
"Okay." Huda Kurban nodded and said, "Come with me."
With that said, he led Li Xiu out of the door.
Then he said: "Let's go to the dormitory and get two basins."
Every time Zhou Ye came to his senses, he looked at Li Xiu's frowning face on the road, and said with a smile:
"I'm still frustrated. It's a good thing to go on business now. We haven't had a holiday yet. If we go on business during the next holiday, it won't be a loss?" Zhou Ye looked proud: "There are many things every Chinese New Year, and last year I was so busy on business. up."
"All right, all you have to do is be smart."
This guy treats others as fools.
When he came back, Li Xiu suddenly thought of something, and quickly asked, "Deputy officer... If we want us to take the basin, it's not because we need to go to the dry toilet."
It suddenly occurred to him that when the task was assigned today, the toilet was not assigned.
At that time, he was still puzzled, but now when he thinks about going out on a business trip with the basin by himself, he immediately has a bad feeling.
"Haha." Huda Kurban didn't speak, but there was an inexplicable smile on the corner of his mouth.
Zhou Ye was also anxious, "What the hell? You won't let me use the washbasin to dig out excrement, will you? Then I came out so actively, Li Xiu, you don't blame me, do you?"
At this moment, no matter how dull he was, he also thought that this was definitely not a good tolerance.
The excited expression froze, Zhou Ye suddenly became anxious this time, and spoke to Li Xiudao with a little guilt.
"Li Xiu, buddy has made you miserable this time."
Huda Kurban laughed.
The corner of Li Xiu's mouth twitched, Zhou Ye was really unreliable at all.
really.
Li Xiu and Zhou Ye were taken to the toilet.
And here, not only the two of them, but also many people.
There are recruits and there are veterans.
"Come on, stand in two rows, one half goes inside, and the other side stands outside."
After simple grouping, both Li Xiu and Zhou Ye were assigned to the outside.
At this time, Huda Kurban pointed to the stone slab of the drainage ditch on the ground, and said to Li Xiu and another recruit: "You two lift this slate."
"Yes"
Li Xiu and another recruit immediately followed suit.
"1, 2, 3!"
The two drink together.
moment.The stone slab was lifted, and immediately after, a foul smell came over the surface, like a mysterious shock wave, Li Xiu only felt a burst of boiling in his stomach.
Stinky, too stinky.
Moreover, there is not just one stone slab, there are more than ten pieces in total.
Several recruits followed suit one by one.
After finishing, all of them looked livid, covered their noses, and squatted on the sand next to them to vomit crazily.
Li Xiu was a little better, but his face was also ugly.
motherfucker.
Today I was really hurt by Zhou Ye, this dog thing!
Playing a bitch Hippie's cleverness.
At this time, in front of Li Xiu was a drainage ditch with a width of one meter and a length of more than ten meters.Inside is a mushy dark brown thick fluid, mixed with a bird smell.
"Today, you have a task to transfer the things in the ditch to this black plastic bucket behind me."
At this time, Wang Tie was also there, and seeing Li Xiu here, he couldn't help laughing.
Shit, he was about to laugh out loud.
This bastard, Li Xiu, unexpectedly encountered such a task.
"How do you transfer it?" Suddenly a recruit asked.
"What are you using? Hehe. Isn't your basin right here?" Wang Tie smiled badly.
"Ah... this basin is for me to wash my face." The recruit was startled, and his face suddenly became unsightly.
"Roll up your sleeves and work hard. This is also a training for you. Anyway, you have to take turns every three years. You really have to thank you for being the fourth company of sharpshooters. If you are a reconnaissance company or a special soldier, you have to eat bugs, let alone dig up shit. Eat mice, drink birds, don't be so squeamish. We even let you do business, but there is no such field survival project"
Wang Tie emphasized.
At this moment, Li Xiu was speechless, he just wanted to throw Zhou Ye into the gutter and let him have a good swim in it.
And Zhou Ye was also staring at the black gutter in a daze, his eyes were straight and he didn't know what he was thinking.
Maybe, it was frightened.
"Why are you standing there? I can't finish today, so don't eat dumplings tonight."
Wang Tie added.
It's all here, Li Xiu has no choice but to approach the drain cautiously with a basin.
With every step, there is more fear.
"Why the hell is this smelly?" Zhou Ye cried.This stinks.
"Does shit not smell bad? You're a veteran, didn't you fucking think of it before?" Li Xiu was deceived, and his tone was naturally a little bit bad.
"I don't know. I didn't go last year. And he didn't let me take the basin at first..." Zhou Ye responded weakly.
Ugh.
Helpless, Li Xiu made up his mind and ignored it.
Take it out.
Anyway, can't escape.
Li Xiu just wanted to end it quickly.
So, I started scooping it up with a basin.
The two of them, Li Xiu, scooped very carefully.
However, many recruits around him were yelling.
"Scoop slowly. Scoop slowly. Don't collapse"
"It's over my face, it's over"
"Oh, I'm stupid, it's in my mouth, I'm stupid"
"..."
However, thanks to the large number of people, with the efforts of more than a dozen people, the contents of the gutter quickly decreased.
But at this time, there are still a lot of stinky ditches left.However, in this position, if you squat down and your arms are short, it is basically out of reach.
At this time, if you continue to scoop, it is basically impossible to scoop.
At this time, Wang Tie brought two waterproof suits "intimately".
"Come on, two warriors, hurry up and take a shower."
Waterproof clothing, a bit like overalls.It can only protect the lower body, not the upper body.
Actually have to go down in person.
Everyone was pale, and no one wanted to go on.
So is Li Xiu.
He is introverted, but he doesn't want to be so perverted.
"Who's going?"
PS: It's a daily routine to put up stories... Alas, I don't have anyone anymore.
I don't know how to subscribe tomorrow.I was planning to put it on the shelves on the [-]st of next month with a climax.
It doesn't matter if you don't get stuck, and your grades are almost almost, there is no way.
Feeling a little uneasy, I finally asked for another follow-up.
(End of this chapter)
night.
Li Xiu shared the dumplings, mutton, and a few pieces of fried goods sent by Dina Zhuobo with his comrades in the same platoon, which can be regarded as experiencing the "New Year flavor" in advance.
However, only a few were divided.Most of them were stored by Li Xiu.
Anyway, although the temperature here is relatively low, it shouldn't be bad.What's more, Li Xiu still has space that he hasn't used for a long time.So there is no need to worry.
Although it was just a taste, everyone in the second class was already very satisfied.Kudos to Dina Zhuobo's workmanship.
………………
The next day.
New Year's Eve.
Sharpshooter Silian is very happy.
The old squad leaders went home on vacation, and the whole company had a short vacation of nearly five days.
Waking up early in the morning, the recruits and veterans who did not have a vacation began to clean up the company together.
"Big cleaning, big cleaning, you have to clean it up, thoroughly."
"Even if it's a dusty place in the corner, you have to show me your baldness."
"The couplets should be posted, and the lanterns should be hung. In the afternoon, we organize dumpling making, and everyone must participate."
Geng Jun didn't go home, and stayed in the army with the recruits. At this time, he shouted at the soldiers at the top of his voice.
However, his tone of voice was very soft, with a smile on his lips.
During the Chinese New Year, everyone is very relaxed.
Although cleaning is still needed, the soldiers are already very happy.
No training, no scolding.
Very nice and relaxing.
Hmm... the only bad thing is that I feel a little homesick.
Geng Jun smiled and said, "Today is your first year in the army."
"New Year's Eve, let's say goodbye to the old and welcome the new year. On the New Year's Eve, everyone has cleaned up. Let's take a bath together and welcome New Year's Eve with a clean face!"
"Everyone, cheer up."
Everyone was relaxed, the shift had been assigned tasks earlier, and everyone was working hard.
This is much more comfortable than usual training.
It was close to eleven o'clock at noon.
Huda Kurban came over suddenly, and said to the soldiers of the second squad: "Come two people, come with me on a business trip."
tolerance?
Zhou Ye jumped out first, raised his hand and said, "I, I can go."
"Okay, count yourself in. Any more?"
At this time, no one spoke.
Zhou Ye gave Li Xiu crazy looks, Li Xiu hesitated, but still raised his hand and said, "Then I'll go."
"Okay." Huda Kurban nodded and said, "Come with me."
With that said, he led Li Xiu out of the door.
Then he said: "Let's go to the dormitory and get two basins."
Every time Zhou Ye came to his senses, he looked at Li Xiu's frowning face on the road, and said with a smile:
"I'm still frustrated. It's a good thing to go on business now. We haven't had a holiday yet. If we go on business during the next holiday, it won't be a loss?" Zhou Ye looked proud: "There are many things every Chinese New Year, and last year I was so busy on business. up."
"All right, all you have to do is be smart."
This guy treats others as fools.
When he came back, Li Xiu suddenly thought of something, and quickly asked, "Deputy officer... If we want us to take the basin, it's not because we need to go to the dry toilet."
It suddenly occurred to him that when the task was assigned today, the toilet was not assigned.
At that time, he was still puzzled, but now when he thinks about going out on a business trip with the basin by himself, he immediately has a bad feeling.
"Haha." Huda Kurban didn't speak, but there was an inexplicable smile on the corner of his mouth.
Zhou Ye was also anxious, "What the hell? You won't let me use the washbasin to dig out excrement, will you? Then I came out so actively, Li Xiu, you don't blame me, do you?"
At this moment, no matter how dull he was, he also thought that this was definitely not a good tolerance.
The excited expression froze, Zhou Ye suddenly became anxious this time, and spoke to Li Xiudao with a little guilt.
"Li Xiu, buddy has made you miserable this time."
Huda Kurban laughed.
The corner of Li Xiu's mouth twitched, Zhou Ye was really unreliable at all.
really.
Li Xiu and Zhou Ye were taken to the toilet.
And here, not only the two of them, but also many people.
There are recruits and there are veterans.
"Come on, stand in two rows, one half goes inside, and the other side stands outside."
After simple grouping, both Li Xiu and Zhou Ye were assigned to the outside.
At this time, Huda Kurban pointed to the stone slab of the drainage ditch on the ground, and said to Li Xiu and another recruit: "You two lift this slate."
"Yes"
Li Xiu and another recruit immediately followed suit.
"1, 2, 3!"
The two drink together.
moment.The stone slab was lifted, and immediately after, a foul smell came over the surface, like a mysterious shock wave, Li Xiu only felt a burst of boiling in his stomach.
Stinky, too stinky.
Moreover, there is not just one stone slab, there are more than ten pieces in total.
Several recruits followed suit one by one.
After finishing, all of them looked livid, covered their noses, and squatted on the sand next to them to vomit crazily.
Li Xiu was a little better, but his face was also ugly.
motherfucker.
Today I was really hurt by Zhou Ye, this dog thing!
Playing a bitch Hippie's cleverness.
At this time, in front of Li Xiu was a drainage ditch with a width of one meter and a length of more than ten meters.Inside is a mushy dark brown thick fluid, mixed with a bird smell.
"Today, you have a task to transfer the things in the ditch to this black plastic bucket behind me."
At this time, Wang Tie was also there, and seeing Li Xiu here, he couldn't help laughing.
Shit, he was about to laugh out loud.
This bastard, Li Xiu, unexpectedly encountered such a task.
"How do you transfer it?" Suddenly a recruit asked.
"What are you using? Hehe. Isn't your basin right here?" Wang Tie smiled badly.
"Ah... this basin is for me to wash my face." The recruit was startled, and his face suddenly became unsightly.
"Roll up your sleeves and work hard. This is also a training for you. Anyway, you have to take turns every three years. You really have to thank you for being the fourth company of sharpshooters. If you are a reconnaissance company or a special soldier, you have to eat bugs, let alone dig up shit. Eat mice, drink birds, don't be so squeamish. We even let you do business, but there is no such field survival project"
Wang Tie emphasized.
At this moment, Li Xiu was speechless, he just wanted to throw Zhou Ye into the gutter and let him have a good swim in it.
And Zhou Ye was also staring at the black gutter in a daze, his eyes were straight and he didn't know what he was thinking.
Maybe, it was frightened.
"Why are you standing there? I can't finish today, so don't eat dumplings tonight."
Wang Tie added.
It's all here, Li Xiu has no choice but to approach the drain cautiously with a basin.
With every step, there is more fear.
"Why the hell is this smelly?" Zhou Ye cried.This stinks.
"Does shit not smell bad? You're a veteran, didn't you fucking think of it before?" Li Xiu was deceived, and his tone was naturally a little bit bad.
"I don't know. I didn't go last year. And he didn't let me take the basin at first..." Zhou Ye responded weakly.
Ugh.
Helpless, Li Xiu made up his mind and ignored it.
Take it out.
Anyway, can't escape.
Li Xiu just wanted to end it quickly.
So, I started scooping it up with a basin.
The two of them, Li Xiu, scooped very carefully.
However, many recruits around him were yelling.
"Scoop slowly. Scoop slowly. Don't collapse"
"It's over my face, it's over"
"Oh, I'm stupid, it's in my mouth, I'm stupid"
"..."
However, thanks to the large number of people, with the efforts of more than a dozen people, the contents of the gutter quickly decreased.
But at this time, there are still a lot of stinky ditches left.However, in this position, if you squat down and your arms are short, it is basically out of reach.
At this time, if you continue to scoop, it is basically impossible to scoop.
At this time, Wang Tie brought two waterproof suits "intimately".
"Come on, two warriors, hurry up and take a shower."
Waterproof clothing, a bit like overalls.It can only protect the lower body, not the upper body.
Actually have to go down in person.
Everyone was pale, and no one wanted to go on.
So is Li Xiu.
He is introverted, but he doesn't want to be so perverted.
"Who's going?"
PS: It's a daily routine to put up stories... Alas, I don't have anyone anymore.
I don't know how to subscribe tomorrow.I was planning to put it on the shelves on the [-]st of next month with a climax.
It doesn't matter if you don't get stuck, and your grades are almost almost, there is no way.
Feeling a little uneasy, I finally asked for another follow-up.
(End of this chapter)
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