The 21st century of gangsters everywhere

Chapter 211 209 Things Before Departure

"Hey brother, what's the matter?" Li Ping squatted at the door of the house with half of his face swollen, and answered his brother's phone call.

"Are you trying to remember the delicious food I brought you?" Cousin Li Ping asked in a subtle tone.

"...Well, I remembered the braised noodles you brought back from the maze."

"Oh... Miss Succubus over there contacted me, saying that Boss Slaanesh glanced at you at that moment."

"...Let's not talk about why Miss Succubus contacted you. Then?"

"Oh, Boss Slaanesh dislikes that you are not handsome enough, and you have not fulfilled your desires in your actions. Boss Tzeentch dislikes you for not using your brain well and being reckless from time to time. Boss Khorne dislikes that you are not good enough at planning battles. Bravery. Only Uncle Nurgle thinks you have a good comedian temperament, but it doesn't match the temperament of his subordinates..."

"...So I'm immune to chaos?"

"Nonsense... This means that you have been targeted, and ordinary people don't bother to take a look. Anyway, you can take it easy, don't let those big guys kill you or corrupt you before you grow up. Put It is quite troublesome to pull people back from the chaotic sea."

"...Hey, is it just troublesome to snatch people from those big bosses?"

"Speaking of which, I was quite concerned just now, what's the matter with your leaking words?"

"Oh, after sharing attributes, I was punched by a girl. It's nothing."

"...You drove to the ring of scum?" Brother Li Ping's tone became even weirder.

"Ah, you know?"

"Legends say that this is an artifact of magic that brings the user a peach blossom catastrophe. As long as you resist the certain death plot during the period of picking up a girl or being held by a girl, you can enjoy unlimited "killing and death". And, as the user is currently With the activeness of the world, Taohuajie will appear infinitely, in other words..."

"There will be more and more girls?" Li Ping blinked, tilted his head and clamped the phone, ready to take off the ring to have a look. "...The must-death plot? Huh? Can't take it off?"

"That's right...it can't be picked off if you are below the true god, and the death plot will be triggered if you are below the true god. Of course, one death is enough..." Cousin Li Ping's words came faintly. "This thing is bound to the soul. Even if you stomp your left hand, your left ring finger will still wear the ring where it should be. By the way, it is said that you have resurrection skills?"

"Huh? How do you know?"

"I've said it all, someone is watching you now. Your hole cards have been turned upside down long ago. In short, enjoy it slowly."

"Enjoy..." Li Ping put away his phone, glanced at the property panel, and there were still seventeen hours before entering the next world.

"Boom!" A roar exploded in the room behind Li Ping, and the shock wave directly broke the window of the living room on the first floor of his house.

"Ah, sir, do you want to buy murderous stone tiles? It can perfectly block the attacks of spiritual energy..."

"No need..." Li Ping said quietly. "This is a physical shock wave..."

"Ah, this is really... Do you want to buy a high-value life insurance?"

"No need...I believe I won't die." Li Ping stood up, slapped the dust on his buttocks, and then turned to go home.After a while, the salesman who heard the louder whistling and roaring in this house just made the sign of the cross silently and left.

"In a better mood?" Li Ping, disheveled and covered in bruises, lay on the ground and looked at the ceiling.

"It's much more comfortable." ×5 Everyone except CC collapsed on the sofa, panting.

"Is that how you get beaten?" CC huddled on the sofa and ate pizza.

"It's such a small price to pay if people can get their breath out."

"That's right, for a scum who plays with people's hearts, this is the lightest punishment." Lux, who used violence for the first time, was out of breath. "How long will it take next time?"

"Twelve hours later." Li Ping glanced at the panel.

"Then hurry up...you don't know when the next meeting will be." Lux moved her shoulders and jumped up from the sofa.

"Eh? Lacus?" Li Ping lay on the ground and looked up at the slyly smiling Lacus.

"A rare and powerful body, don't let it go to waste." A gust of wind blew by, and the next second, Li Ping, who was lying on the ground, was dragged back to the bedroom by Lacus.

"I heard that that little girl is also a princess?" Cornelia turned her head to look at Natal who was speechless.

"Well, sort of..." Natal rubbed the bridge of her nose. "Where is he?"

When Natal raised her head again, Cornelia in front of her was gone.

"Karen, aren't you going?" CC curled up on the sofa. "There are more wolves and less meat..."

"CC, aren't you going?" Kallen sat cross-legged on the sofa. "There will be more and more wolves."

"It doesn't matter, there is plenty of time." CC said indifferently. "I don't believe that a person with the attributes of an immortal witch can meet a second one."

"...You are really not qualified to say that when you meet four individuals of the same position in different worlds along the way shopping! CC!" Thinking of the scene of ghosts and animals encountering four CCs in a row while shopping, Karen has a kind of CC ruling the world a feeling of. "But that CC lady wearing a black dress with Lelouch has such a strong aura..."

And then... twelve hours later...

"Let's go..." Several people in the living room looked at the back of Li Ping who had packed his equipment and walked into the portal again.

"Can you tell me about his previous experience?" Cornelia turned to look at the neatly dressed Lacus.

"I'm not very clear about his experience in the first half of the year. He was with Sister Natal and the others." Lacus looked at Natal.

"Oh, at first that guy was just a squadron leader of the Marine Corps..." Natal recalled a little and then began to tell the experience she knew.

"...It seems that he has always had the habit of being keen on making trouble." After listening to what Natal and Lux ​​said about the SEED world, Karen compared what she knew.

"So, what about his experience with you?"

"...enthroned as emperor?" Lux blinked blankly. "The skill of doing things has risen rapidly..."

"That's right..." Cornelia drank some red tea to moisten her throat.

"The skill of flirting with girls is also...whether active or passive." Mi Lei, who had been crazy all afternoon, was speechless and choked up.

"Ah, it's the unknown ceiling again..." Li Ping opened his eyes, then closed them again and shrugged his nose a few times. "The air is fresh, the mood of the people around is stable and uplifting...it is a peaceful age. No, it feels so young...Is it a university town?"

"Reincarnation LIP6666, commonly known as Li Ping. You have arrived in the world of reincarnation and are ready to receive the set memory."

The mechanized female voice sounded in Li Ping's mind again.

"Set memory transmission to start."

The large amount of memories that came suddenly gave Li Ping another headache, curled up on the bed clutching his temples.

"... MMP!"

(End of this chapter)