Family members, who knows, I really didn't criticize anyone!
Chapter 2 You can ask for anything
Chapter 2 You can ask for anything
at the same time.
Su Cheng stepped on flip flops, his trouser legs were at different heights, and he was wearing a yellowish, almost transparent white hurdling vest. He held two bottles of beer in his hand and looked up to the sky.
"This damn day, when will it be a head..."
Three years ago, Su Cheng graduated from school full of ambitions, full of enthusiasm, and planned to overthrow the whole world!
Unexpectedly, today, three years later, the unscrupulous boss has been dragging his wages, he can't even pay the rent, and he is docile by this world.
Feeling really depressed and flustered, I simply found an open-air tavern near my home to drink.
At the same time, not far away, a girl with a sweet appearance and revealing clothes attracted the attention of many people around her.
A pair of chests are almost ready to be seen, and a pair of white and long thighs look even more sexy against the tight-fitting little suspender skirt.
But she had a very pure face, and the combination of the two attracted many people to whistle at her.
However, she ignored everyone at all, but looked at Su Cheng.
"Yes, it's him!"
Several people in the program team looked back together, looked around briefly, and then gave Bai Mumu a thumbs up.
One of the men wearing a hat lowered his voice, and said to another person next to him: "Sister Mu Mu really knows how to choose people, this kid looks like a dick!"
The man answered immediately: "Yeah, just like him, if I see Sister Mu Mu in a while, I'm sure I won't be able to speak, hahahahaha."
"Be quiet!"
The photographer rolled up the manuscript in his hand and smashed it on the heads of the two.
It is being broadcast live at this time, if the sound is collected, it will be troublesome.
The two of them shut up quickly.
The photographer couldn't help but take another look at Sioux City in the distance.
"But then again, it's really lucky to be able to find this kind of dick who can't be found with a lantern here. The ratings must be rising!"
Bai Mumu's smile was bright and sunny, and she straightened her clothes in front of the camera, feeling very happy.
To be able to find diaosi in this kind of place is really lucky today!
Just to teach this idiot a lesson.
"I'm really sorry, the wind was strong just now, and my hair was messed up."
"Okay, I'm leaving now, everyone in front of the screen cheers for me!"
Just wait and enjoy my mother's acting skills, idiots!
After speaking, he took the microphone and walked towards Su Cheng.
Several people watching the scene noticed this scene and stopped to watch.
"Diaosi is lucky, the beauty went over to strike up a conversation in person."
"I really don't know what kind of shit luck it is, it's a pity."
"Look at him, if he can't speak for a while, it's a shame!"
At the same time, the netizens on the other side of the screen frantically brushed the barrage.
"Wow, I'm so envious of this dick, he actually got an interview from Sister Mu Mu, he really deserves to die!"
"Brothers, I have nothing to say now, I just hope that when that dick sees Mu Mu, he won't do anything, otherwise I will definitely kill him!"
"Although there are such wretched men in this world, do you still need to tidy up your clothes? Is he worthy!"
"Let's all guess whether this man will be so excited that he will pour beer on his head after hearing the program's request, and then confess to Mumu that he thinks he's handsome."
At this time, Bai Mumu had already walked to Su Cheng's side.
She folded her slender hands together, with a sweet smile on her face, and said in a soft voice.
"Hi little brother, sorry to bother you."
However, Su Cheng was still immersed in his own world, recalling the absurd things he had done in the past three years, without any reaction.
The smile on Bai Mumu's face was a little awkward.
She pinched the corner of her skirt slightly.
"Little brother, can you hear me, please excuse me."
What are you pretending to be, idiot!
A camera hidden in the distance broadcast the scene to netizens in real time.
"Damn it, this scumbag is so damn good at pretending, he made a serious look on his face, but he's actually very proud of himself!"
"Damn it, I really want to fuck him. Why is he so ordinary but so confident? Does he think his posture is handsome?"
"I'm convinced, I'm completely convinced, don't look at it, he must be a wretched man, he will be too excited to say anything after a while, it's too stinky!"
"Why are all the men like this now, it seems so amazing, it's disgusting to look at!"
The onlookers booed.
"What to wear!"
Although the expression on Bai Mumu's face did not change, she was still a little upset.
Since doing this show, it's the first time I've met such a narcissistic man!
She couldn't help coughing dryly and raised her volume.
"Little brother?"
Only then did Su Cheng react.
He looked down at the sweet-looking Bai Mumu in front of him.
"Are you calling me?"
Bai Mumu smiled sweetly and squeezed out the dimples on her face.
"That's right, little brother. I'm really sorry. Excuse me. I lost a game with my friend just now."
"Can you blow a bottle of wine for me? As long as you are willing to help me, you can give me a small request later, no matter what it is, I can satisfy you."
After speaking, he showed his iconic smile again.
The audience was in an uproar.
"Fuck, seriously, this kid is really lucky."
"Why didn't such a good thing happen to me? Beauty, why don't you ask me, I will!"
"Oh, it's a pity, a flower is stuck on the cow dung, I just hope this kid won't ask too much for a while."
"It's such a good thing, this kid's face will definitely die from laughing in a while, such a dick, how can he have the opportunity to come into contact with beautiful women, let alone such a good-looking girl."
At the same time, a mechanical voice came from Su Cheng's head.
【Ding! 】
[Scene triggered successfully. 】
[Congratulations to the host for awakening the god-level selection system! 】
Here comes, finally here!
Su Cheng's heart was pounding.
I knew that the Golden Scale is not something in the pond, and my chance has finally come!
[Facing the current scene, the host is asked to make a choice. 】
[Option [-]: If you agree, the host will get: the title of masculine and wretched man. 】
[Option 100: Reject the other party and scold the other party, the host will get a starting reward of [-] million. 】
[ps: The system will score according to the actual situation. The higher the score, the greater the chance of obtaining additional rewards. Please choose carefully. 】
Almost everyone looked at Su Cheng with expectant eyes.
At the same time, Su Cheng was also looking at Bai Mumu.
Although he has never encountered such a situation, he also knows that no one in this world is a fool.
There were so many people around who didn't choose him, but he was chosen because he was the only one who looked like a poor dick.
He also offered such an attractive condition, which shows that this person has bad intentions.
"Boy, what are you doing, don't let the beauty wait too long!"
"Oh, you're still pretending to be deep. They're all men. Don't think I don't know what you're thinking."
"If you have the guts, don't bother, just show off and leave, what are you pretending for!"
"Could it be that he can't even speak out when he's bewitched by beauties? He's a worthless thing!"
Bai Mumu blushed and looked at Su Cheng with expectant eyes.
"Little brother, help me, you won't reject me, will you?"
However, Su Cheng looked at her coldly.
"Sorry, I don't know how to drink, you can find someone else."
(End of this chapter)
at the same time.
Su Cheng stepped on flip flops, his trouser legs were at different heights, and he was wearing a yellowish, almost transparent white hurdling vest. He held two bottles of beer in his hand and looked up to the sky.
"This damn day, when will it be a head..."
Three years ago, Su Cheng graduated from school full of ambitions, full of enthusiasm, and planned to overthrow the whole world!
Unexpectedly, today, three years later, the unscrupulous boss has been dragging his wages, he can't even pay the rent, and he is docile by this world.
Feeling really depressed and flustered, I simply found an open-air tavern near my home to drink.
At the same time, not far away, a girl with a sweet appearance and revealing clothes attracted the attention of many people around her.
A pair of chests are almost ready to be seen, and a pair of white and long thighs look even more sexy against the tight-fitting little suspender skirt.
But she had a very pure face, and the combination of the two attracted many people to whistle at her.
However, she ignored everyone at all, but looked at Su Cheng.
"Yes, it's him!"
Several people in the program team looked back together, looked around briefly, and then gave Bai Mumu a thumbs up.
One of the men wearing a hat lowered his voice, and said to another person next to him: "Sister Mu Mu really knows how to choose people, this kid looks like a dick!"
The man answered immediately: "Yeah, just like him, if I see Sister Mu Mu in a while, I'm sure I won't be able to speak, hahahahaha."
"Be quiet!"
The photographer rolled up the manuscript in his hand and smashed it on the heads of the two.
It is being broadcast live at this time, if the sound is collected, it will be troublesome.
The two of them shut up quickly.
The photographer couldn't help but take another look at Sioux City in the distance.
"But then again, it's really lucky to be able to find this kind of dick who can't be found with a lantern here. The ratings must be rising!"
Bai Mumu's smile was bright and sunny, and she straightened her clothes in front of the camera, feeling very happy.
To be able to find diaosi in this kind of place is really lucky today!
Just to teach this idiot a lesson.
"I'm really sorry, the wind was strong just now, and my hair was messed up."
"Okay, I'm leaving now, everyone in front of the screen cheers for me!"
Just wait and enjoy my mother's acting skills, idiots!
After speaking, he took the microphone and walked towards Su Cheng.
Several people watching the scene noticed this scene and stopped to watch.
"Diaosi is lucky, the beauty went over to strike up a conversation in person."
"I really don't know what kind of shit luck it is, it's a pity."
"Look at him, if he can't speak for a while, it's a shame!"
At the same time, the netizens on the other side of the screen frantically brushed the barrage.
"Wow, I'm so envious of this dick, he actually got an interview from Sister Mu Mu, he really deserves to die!"
"Brothers, I have nothing to say now, I just hope that when that dick sees Mu Mu, he won't do anything, otherwise I will definitely kill him!"
"Although there are such wretched men in this world, do you still need to tidy up your clothes? Is he worthy!"
"Let's all guess whether this man will be so excited that he will pour beer on his head after hearing the program's request, and then confess to Mumu that he thinks he's handsome."
At this time, Bai Mumu had already walked to Su Cheng's side.
She folded her slender hands together, with a sweet smile on her face, and said in a soft voice.
"Hi little brother, sorry to bother you."
However, Su Cheng was still immersed in his own world, recalling the absurd things he had done in the past three years, without any reaction.
The smile on Bai Mumu's face was a little awkward.
She pinched the corner of her skirt slightly.
"Little brother, can you hear me, please excuse me."
What are you pretending to be, idiot!
A camera hidden in the distance broadcast the scene to netizens in real time.
"Damn it, this scumbag is so damn good at pretending, he made a serious look on his face, but he's actually very proud of himself!"
"Damn it, I really want to fuck him. Why is he so ordinary but so confident? Does he think his posture is handsome?"
"I'm convinced, I'm completely convinced, don't look at it, he must be a wretched man, he will be too excited to say anything after a while, it's too stinky!"
"Why are all the men like this now, it seems so amazing, it's disgusting to look at!"
The onlookers booed.
"What to wear!"
Although the expression on Bai Mumu's face did not change, she was still a little upset.
Since doing this show, it's the first time I've met such a narcissistic man!
She couldn't help coughing dryly and raised her volume.
"Little brother?"
Only then did Su Cheng react.
He looked down at the sweet-looking Bai Mumu in front of him.
"Are you calling me?"
Bai Mumu smiled sweetly and squeezed out the dimples on her face.
"That's right, little brother. I'm really sorry. Excuse me. I lost a game with my friend just now."
"Can you blow a bottle of wine for me? As long as you are willing to help me, you can give me a small request later, no matter what it is, I can satisfy you."
After speaking, he showed his iconic smile again.
The audience was in an uproar.
"Fuck, seriously, this kid is really lucky."
"Why didn't such a good thing happen to me? Beauty, why don't you ask me, I will!"
"Oh, it's a pity, a flower is stuck on the cow dung, I just hope this kid won't ask too much for a while."
"It's such a good thing, this kid's face will definitely die from laughing in a while, such a dick, how can he have the opportunity to come into contact with beautiful women, let alone such a good-looking girl."
At the same time, a mechanical voice came from Su Cheng's head.
【Ding! 】
[Scene triggered successfully. 】
[Congratulations to the host for awakening the god-level selection system! 】
Here comes, finally here!
Su Cheng's heart was pounding.
I knew that the Golden Scale is not something in the pond, and my chance has finally come!
[Facing the current scene, the host is asked to make a choice. 】
[Option [-]: If you agree, the host will get: the title of masculine and wretched man. 】
[Option 100: Reject the other party and scold the other party, the host will get a starting reward of [-] million. 】
[ps: The system will score according to the actual situation. The higher the score, the greater the chance of obtaining additional rewards. Please choose carefully. 】
Almost everyone looked at Su Cheng with expectant eyes.
At the same time, Su Cheng was also looking at Bai Mumu.
Although he has never encountered such a situation, he also knows that no one in this world is a fool.
There were so many people around who didn't choose him, but he was chosen because he was the only one who looked like a poor dick.
He also offered such an attractive condition, which shows that this person has bad intentions.
"Boy, what are you doing, don't let the beauty wait too long!"
"Oh, you're still pretending to be deep. They're all men. Don't think I don't know what you're thinking."
"If you have the guts, don't bother, just show off and leave, what are you pretending for!"
"Could it be that he can't even speak out when he's bewitched by beauties? He's a worthless thing!"
Bai Mumu blushed and looked at Su Cheng with expectant eyes.
"Little brother, help me, you won't reject me, will you?"
However, Su Cheng looked at her coldly.
"Sorry, I don't know how to drink, you can find someone else."
(End of this chapter)
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