This doctor has a system

Chapter 37 37. No matter how special the situation is, we have all seen it

"It's okay, tell me, we are doctors, we have seen all the special situations. Come on, you sit first."

"I still won't sit down." The man in sunglasses hesitated, "Doctor, the situation is a bit weird, but please believe me."

"Well, tell me." Ma Liang acted as if he was listening.

"It's like this. Didn't I take a shower in the morning, the bathroom floor was a bit slippery." The man in sunglasses said, "Then I fell down."

"Where did you fall? Where does it hurt?" Dr. Ma Liang asked hastily.

"It didn't hurt anywhere, just a slight fall. I sat down on the ground, and then there happened to be something on the ground." The man in sunglasses tried his best to explain.

"Did it hit your butt?" Hu Jiaran asked.

"No." The man in sunglasses pointed behind him.

Hao Mengpei didn't understand coming back,

Dr. Ma Liang tried his best to make his expression serious, "Oh that's it. What went in?"

The voice of the man in sunglasses is a little low.

"How long? Does it hurt now?"

"About 20 centimeters, it hurts, but it doesn't hurt." The man in sunglasses said, "I went to the community hospital to see it, and they did an anorectal endoscopy there, and they said the thing was too big to take out, let me come here to have a look. "

"Then you are really unlucky." Dr. Ma Liang comforted, "Go and take a pelvic CT first, let's take a look together."

Soon the patient took the checklist to the imaging department.

Hao Mengpei picked up the cup and took a sip of water, "This patient is really unlucky, and what a coincidence."

"Are you stupid?" Hu Jiaran said to her speechlessly,

Hao Mengpei said in surprise.

"Come here." Hu Jiaran opened Taobao on his mobile phone, "It should be this thing."

Hao Mengpei's face turned red all of a sudden, "This kind of person is ashamed to come and see, how can he have the face to go out!" Bottom man!

Dr. Ma Liang smiled, "It's all small hobbies, but it's really nothing, there are table tennis, golf and so on. Let me tell you, before."

20 minutes later, the man in sunglasses came back with a pelvic CT scan.

"Ah!" Everyone exclaimed together, "It's so big!"

Gao Feng took a closer look,
"Hmm." The man in sunglasses tried his best to make his voice sound calm.

so thick!He is a ruthless person. ——Dr. Ma Liang.

Also wearing a condom!Is a fastidious person. -- Hu Jiaran

Doing this early in the morning is disgusting! ---Hao Mengpei

Anyway, not a decent person. --- Gao Feng
"You are a bit thick." Dr. Ma Liang wondered, "If the anoscope can't remove it, maybe a surgical operation will be needed!"

The man in the sunglasses immediately panicked, "Doctor, think of a way, I don't want to have surgery."

You are in a hurry now!Hao Mengpei said with contempt in his heart.

Why don't you call me brothers when you are cool!Hu Jiaran thought to himself.

Dr. Ma Liang was a little hesitant. He has done a lot of removal of foreign bodies under anoscope, but this one is a bit rough, so it probably won't work.Pull forcibly for fear of damaging the mucous membrane.

"Why don't I try it. His position is not bad. I have taken similar ones before." Gao Feng thinks that it should not be a big problem, as the endoscopic techniques all have something in common.

"Bring me two more larger pliers."

The man in sunglasses instantly felt his ass tighten.

Gao Feng asked the man in sunglasses to kneel on the bed, with his chest low and his butt raised, this is called a knee-chest position.

After exposing the GM, put the mirror plug into the lens barrel, and put your thumb against the tail of the mirror plug to make the two become one.

Then apply a layer of paraffin oil lubricant on the front end and the surface, first gently massage the GM mouth, let the patient relax properly, firmly press the thumb against the end of the mirror bolt to prevent slipping, and slowly insert the anoscope into the GM.Mmm, very smooth.

Taking out the lens plug, Gao Feng pointed the light into the lens barrel, "Hey, the color is still masculine pink!" Hu Jiaran exclaimed inwardly.

"Come on, hold it for me." Gao Feng said to Ma Liang, and then directly clamped it with two pliers, which were accurate and steady.

"Okay, take a deep breath."

"Take another deep breath!"

Soon, the man in sunglasses took a deep breath and finally came out.

After careful inspection, there was no blood on the foreign body. "Are you feeling uncomfortable?" Dr. Ma Liang asked responsibly.

"No, no." The man in sunglasses quickly put on his pants, "Doctor, can I go?"

"If you have any discomfort, you have to come here in time." Gao Feng confessed, "Sometimes the intestinal mucosa may be damaged."

"Okay, thank you, thank you!" The man in the sunglasses opened the door of the consulting room.

"Wait a minute!" Hu Jiaran called out to him, "Do you want this thing?"

"No more!"

"What's the point, you don't have to buy it again when you go back, it's a waste!" Hu Jiaran muttered.

The hot dry noodles that everyone ordered at noon is one of the most famous snacks in Wuhan.How to say that sentence: Wuhan people cannot live without hot dry noodles, just like the West cannot lose Jerusalem.

This hot dry noodles tastes very good, the surface color is yellow and oily, supplemented with cooking oil, sesame paste, salad oil, sesame oil, red oil, chives, garlic, diced radish, capers, marinade juice, light soy sauce, vinegar ,Delicious.

Hu Jiaran's order also came with grilled sausage, so he picked it up and looked at it. "Mengpei, look, does it look like it was taken out just now?"

"Get out!" Hao Mengpei didn't want to eat the rest of the meal.

"I went back today and took a good look at the emergency medicine department. The director will be on duty tomorrow, and he prefers to ask questions." Ma Liang confessed.

"Also, you may be scolded tomorrow, so everyone should prepare mentally in advance. Our director is sick." Ma Liang pointed to his brain.

"What's wrong?" Hu Jiaran asked curiously, "Is it okay?"

"Director Curse Syndrome."

"Director swearing syndrome? Is there such a disease?" Hao Mengpei has learned a lot today.

"Director Cursing Syndrome (DFYS) is a common clinical syndrome that occurs in middle-aged men who are engaged in medical work and have senior professional titles and administrative positions. It is commonly manifested as an increase in the tone of voice and a surge of indecent words And abnormal behavior." Gao Feng explained the two of them.

Mild DFYS only focuses on the matter itself, and does not rise to individual doctors at lower levels, and the frequency of attacks is low, and there are often predisposing factors.For example, "Xiao Wang, why can't you prescribe a doctor's order???"

Moderate DFYS will rise to the doctor's personal, the attack frequency is slightly higher, there may be no predisposing factors, and it occurs naturally.For example, "How did your brain grow?? You can't even prescribe a doctor's order???"

Severe DFYS will not only rise to individual doctors, but also include some personality insults and PUA content, and the frequency of attacks is extremely high.For example, "Can you fucking do it?? You can't even prescribe this stupid doctor's order? If you can't do it, get out of here!"

"How far has the director's disease developed?" Hao Mengpei asked worriedly.

"Extremely serious!"

"What's the matter, as long as you don't hit people!" Hu Jiaran said indifferently, "Is it called scolding when the director scolds people? It's to urge us to make progress."

"Hey, you can do it!" Ma Liang looked at him appreciatively.

　Hello everyone!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)