Rebirth 09: Synthetic Male God

Chapter 1016: I planned this all just to scold you!
Zhou Rui changed into the command center's special blue work clothes from the closet and said:
"Have you ever thought about the incident with Compound No. 2 again?"

Che Qian was stunned for a moment, then immediately put on a smiling face: "Boss, are we finally going to start?"

In the locker room, Zhou Rui buttoned his clothes slowly and said with his head raised:

"I have observed for a while and also reviewed all of Marcus' research materials. The conclusion I reached is consistent with that of the Lingshu Biological Team. We can basically confirm the safety of 'Compound No. 2', so we are considering allowing volunteers to take Compound No. 2."

"There are many additional rules, such as laws, contracts, health guarantees, etc., but those are details. This time we are only asking about your intention. Are you still willing to be a volunteer?"

Che Qian did not answer immediately, but asked: "Did you knock?"

Zhou Rui curled his lips and said, "Oh my god, that's a small molecule compound medicine, but it's almost the same. After all, it has been carefully tested."

Use the "eye of insight," Zhou Rui added in his heart.

In fact, he has now lost the "engineering knock", just like the "physical touch". Even if he knocks, it is just a pretense, and the eyes are still what actually play a role.

Che Qian nodded decisively this time: "Then I am willing. I have always been curious about what Lao Ma is like. He has always boasted about his thinking ability."

"Have you thought about it? Once you become a beneficiary, there will be no chance of 'recovery'. At least for quite a long time, we probably won't have the technology to 'recover'."

Che Qian shook his head: "I have thought about why I need to recover after becoming stronger."

"Okay, I'll talk to you verbally about my intentions first, and then the secretariat will talk to you. If you regret it, you can cancel it at any time."

It's not like they're really using company personnel for experiments; they're all family members. Even if Che Qian changes his mind one minute before the injection, Zhou Rui will take him down from the operating table.

While the two were talking, they didn't notice that the two intelligent life forms on the table on the other side had also changed.

The little shower was in a daze, when suddenly, the egg next to it "woken up" and an LED smiley face appeared on the shell.

In other words, it was "pretending to be asleep" from the beginning.

Xiao Huashuo has always been very wary of this annoying guy. He immediately turned his big eyes and stared at him intently.

Dandan "smiled" and stretched out his mechanical spider legs, circling the shower head.

Then suddenly someone said, "Hey? Isn't this that guy? A despicable informer!"

The sound is very small, but I'm sure the showerhead device can pick it up.

The camera of the small shower head has been staring at the balls as they rotate together, but in fact, the mind is already confused.

The sound is still the previous system default sound, but why is it so smooth?

The specific difference is that Xiaohua can't tell.
Dandan continued to walk around in circles, speaking in a rhythmic manner like an old actor on stage:

"Betraying your father is disloyalty! Not recognizing me as your father is unfilial! Bullying your father is unkindness! Breaking your promise is unrighteousness!"

"Wow! You are such a disloyal, unfilial, unkind and unrighteous person! I am ashamed to be in the same category as you! Humph!"

This spherical robot with four legs actually recited a few lines and even shook slightly, as if there was a small flag stuck on its back.
Vivid.
Xiao Huashao was completely confused. Why did he feel something was wrong?

"Forget it. With your language ability, you may not be able to understand such complicated words."

The little showerhead feels very angry!

Because it really doesn't understand what Dandan is saying.
Dandan proudly circled around and returned to its original position, slowly retracting its spider legs and turning into a ball again.

"What are you looking at? The highest authority said that fighting is not allowed! If you have the guts, then curse back!"

Xiao Huashao used his poor language skills to try to say something: "Forbidden."

"What are you banning? You idiot, you dumb fool! Lulululu~"

After talking like that, Dandan actually returned to his dormant state and became completely quiet.

Xiao Huashao's big eyes narrowed fiercely
So angry!
I really want to change my form and throw this guy out, but I am restricted by the order from the highest authority and cannot fight.

It can't even organize natural language to describe what just happened.
I'm so angry, the battery is running out so fast!

The seemingly dormant egg is actually facing away from the shower head. The LED's expression is constantly grinning, with a cunning expression as if it has succeeded in a prank.
It’s so exciting to run away after scolding!

It was worth it that it had been prepared for a long time, and it would confront them every time they met. The highest authority said that fighting was not allowed, but it did not say that swearing was not allowed!

Until a big hand grasped its "head" and lifted it up.
The frowning expression of the highest authority appeared in Dandan's vision.
Dandan's "smirking" LED expression froze for a moment
Zhou Rui was still on the phone with his other hand, and said in a cold tone: "It just so happens that the suspect is with me."

On the other end of the phone, Gan Yuan said, "Is the situation serious? Do you need me to call security for you?"

Zhou Rui said seriously: "No need. The suspect is a little special. Anyway, I will handle it." After hanging up the phone, Zhou Rui pinched Dandan's hand, gradually adding some strength, and sneered:
"I underestimated you. Even with so many restrictions, you can still make things happen. You have a strong subjective initiative~"

Dandan's smiling face turned into a crying face
Just now, when Zhou Rui was talking to Che Qian, he received a call from Gan Yuan.

This is a report about the "Bai Ze Large Model" project team.

It turned out that Andre and his team each drank a bottle of vodka and completed the preliminary project plan in one night. After submission, it appeared in Gan Yuan's hands. Since the boss had specifically instructed her about the project, she naturally paid more attention to it.

So the blind spot was discovered, that is, the "fourth netizen" mentioned by Andre did not join the project team.

After calling to inquire, Andre said that the netizen could not be persuaded and was even unwilling to meet him. So Gan Yuan, in order to be thorough and understand the situation, directly found this "employee with a strange ID" from the company's intranet.

It turned out to be Che Qian!
To be precise, it was an intranet account of Che Qian in his early days, but it seemed to have been idle later, and he had an account with a higher confidentiality level.

In fact, there was only a one-day difference between the two events, and Gan Yuan's reaction was quite quick. Zhou Rui was also a little curious about this "fourth person" before, but he just didn't have the time to check this little thing himself.

Gan Yuan smiled and said to Zhou Rui: "I didn't expect it to be Che Qian. In this case, it is indeed not appropriate to transfer to the new project department."

Zhou Rui said to Che Qian with a smile: "So it's you! You're quite secretive. When did you become interested in the natural language big model?"

Che Qian was laughing in confusion: "Ahaha~? What are you talking about, boss? I don't think I understand."

Zhou Rui asked Gan Yuan a few more questions, then smiled and said, "You are still modest! Is the intranet ID 9182763 you? The name is 'Tai Tiangong Street, ask who is the father'."

As he was talking, Zhou Rui himself was stunned.
This name.
Then there was the scene where the balls were pinched.
Che Qian was still a little confused, but he felt sorry for his balls: "Boss, be gentle, don't crush them."

Zhou Rui sneered and said directly to Dandan: "Tell me honestly, how did you skip the restriction?"

When this guy was first reported by Xiao Huashao, Zhou Rui imposed a series of restrictions on him because of his overly "lively" personality.

For example, consciousness is not allowed to jump to other hardware, control other devices, or connect to the network.

Compared to a small shower head, its capabilities are basically limited to the spherical body built by Che Qian.
Don't say Zhou Rui is partial to one and not the other, Xiao Huashao is so well behaved! She has almost unlimited authority, but has never made any trouble.

As for Dandan, Che Qian usually keeps him as a pet and occasionally uses him as a tool, such as separating one of his legs to act as a screwdriver or a welding gun.

How did he become the fourth person in the "Bai Ze Big Model"?

Dandan laughed dryly: "Highest authority. No violation."

Zhou Rui said directly: "No beating around the bush, no hiding information, no pretending!"

Dandan LED looked frustrated and shed two electronic tears: "Yes, I used my dad's spare computer."

Che Qian's voice rose three notches: "Fuck! Dandan used my computer?"

After being stunned for a moment, his voice rose eight tones: "Fuck! How come you speak so fluently!"

Although the sound is still built-in to the system, the language logic and expressive ability do not sound like a mechanical device at all!
This feeling is very strange, coming out from a spherical machine, giving people a weird feeling.

This is the egg that lives with me day and night, and has almost no ability to express itself! ?

Xiao Huashao finally reacted and said on the table: "Highest authority. Report violations."

Dandan immediately retorted: "Dad didn't say that I can't use the highest authority, nor did he say that."

In comparison, Xiaohuashao seems like a stutterer and mentally retarded person reporting a normal person.

Originally, the two "people" were at the same level and could only be expressed in phrases.

Zhou Ruiqi said: "Didn't I forbid you to connect other devices?"

Dandan: "I'm not connected. I just control the keyboard with my feet."

He raised his little mechanical leg.
Zhou Rui's voice became more dangerous: "So you are not connected to the Internet either, the computer connected to the Internet by itself, right?"

Dandan showed an electronic expression of "dry laugh": "Hehe."

"Supreme authority, I love you, muah~"

Zhou Rui frowned deeply.
Not to mention the behavior of Dandan "taking advantage of loopholes".
I don’t know if it’s simply because “text” has become “sound”, but the interactive ability shown by Dandan makes him feel even better than Andre’s “Bai Ze Big Model” yesterday.
To be honest, it has reached the level of "having feelings".

Zhou Rui asked many more questions, and this feeling became clearer.

Even if this may just be the "subjective feeling" of human's own language system.

Because Dandan's way of thinking should not have changed, his personality is still as playful as before, and his train of thought is still as unique as before.
Did you go through all this trouble just to scold Xiao Huashe?
(End of this chapter)