The star is legit but sick.

Chapter 712 I can still recognize you even if you take off your vest!

Later, when Hu Jinping checked his Weibo, he found that it was Xu Ye who took the lead in giving him the nickname.

In the comment section, some netizens used lines from "Charlotte's Troubles" to make fun of the situation.

"From today on, we'll each be on our own. I'll call you brother, and you'll call me dad."

Hu Jinping gritted his teeth. He wanted to find Xu Ye, but he couldn't find him.

There were so many people in the backstage rest area of ​​the studio at this time, and it was very noisy, so Hu Jinping had to give up.

"Xu Ye must have thought of this a long time ago!" Hu Jinping was helpless.

However, his divorce happened many years ago, and he has long since let it go. He even made fun of himself on some shows, saying that calling his ex-husband "brother" is no big deal.

Hu Jinping read the discussions of netizens and couldn't help but feel emotional.

If the current trend continues, Xu Ye really deserves the title of King of Comedy.

In the current Chinese comedy industry, no one can do what he does.

After the next show continued, the public opinion online changed.

The singing and dancing shows were okay, and some of them were quite good.

But with the skit "Today's Happiness", other language programs become a little funny.

It's bad enough that the acting is bad, but the script is also bad.

"Xu Ye's value is still rising!"

"If you can't perform a skit well, you don't have to do it. A pure song and dance performance is fine. At least it won't cause trouble for others."

"Not even half as funny as my ex-husband. Forget it. Let's buy movie tickets and go see The Richest Man in Xihong City tomorrow."

The audience also voted with their feet.

For example, many people turn on the TV, listen to the sound, and then play with their mobile phones.

If you want to watch the live broadcast online, just stop watching it and wait until there is a good program to watch.

This made those popular actors who participated in the skit very embarrassed.

Although this has little impact on their careers, it is still a bit uncomfortable to be criticized by netizens during the New Year.

The source of all this is because of Xu Ye.

"It's getting harder and harder to get into the Spring Festival Gala now."

In a separate lounge backstage, Xu Ye was sitting with his girlfriend.

This year, only Xiao Xu from the group came to attend the Spring Festival Gala. Xiao Xu felt a little bored without anyone to chat with.

And this time she was on stage alone, and she was a little nervous.

Xiao Xu muttered, "What if I make a mistake on stage?"

"Then I can laugh at you for this for the rest of my life." Xu Ye said.

Xiao Xu raised his fist and hit Xu Ye.

"Will you die if you don't speak?"

Xu Ye raised his phone at this time and said, "I'll take a video, please cooperate with me."

As a professional actor, Xiao Xu immediately got into the mood.

The video shooting was also very simple. Xu Ye asked Xiao Xu to turn his back to him first.

Then Xu Ye took a picture of Xiao Xu's back and reached out to pat Xiao Xu's shoulder.

Xiao Xu turned around, Xu Ye stretched out his hand, and Xiao Xu placed both his hands on Xu Ye's palms.

Xu Ye started to spin in circles, and Xiao Xu then circled around Xu Ye.

After the filming, Xiao Xu also checked the video content.

There are quite a few short videos of this kind on the Internet, and they capture the atmosphere.

Xu Ye said: "I will send it after you finish your performance."

Xiao Xu smiled and nodded.

After a few more shows, it was Xiao Xu's turn to perform on stage.

The song "Invisible Wings" is a classic inspirational song that reaches a wide audience.

Xiao Xu also looked different from her previous youthful and beautiful outfit. This time she wore a white dress, looking dignified and elegant.

"It's not easy, Xiao Xu's solo stage!"

"Knife in hand, kill Xu Gou, the hatred of stealing my wife is irreconcilable!"

"What's with this strong feeling of being married? Have the dean and Xiao Xu already obtained their marriage certificate?"

In the live broadcast room, netizens were discussing enthusiastically.

In many families, parents also praise their children.

"This little girl is so pretty."

"Mom, her boyfriend is Xu Ye."

"Ah? Xu Ye, this little girl's eyesight is not good at such a young age."

On the stage, the lights were silent.

Xiao Xu stood alone in the center of the stage.

At this time, in a remote village, Wu Bing was sitting on the sofa at home with his grandmother.

Their house was shabby, with old newspapers stuck to the walls.

It is winter now, and grandma is still covered with a quilt. The whole house feels shabby, but not dirty.

The room was tidy up by grandma.

The only thing that didn't seem to fit in with this home was the large LCD TV in front of the two of them.

This TV was newly bought by Wu Bing. As the Spring Festival was approaching, all the workers were busy preparing for the New Year and the decoration work had to wait until after the New Year. So he bought a big TV for his grandmother first so that she could experience the feeling of having a big TV.

When he first bought the TV, his grandmother was not happy and said he was spending money recklessly.

Wu Bing told his grandmother about Xu Ye's help to him.

Grandma just said: "Xu Ye is a good kid."

Wu Bing pointed at the TV and said, "Grandma, this person is Xu Nanjia, she is Xu Ye's girlfriend, and the song she sang was also written by Xu Ye."

Grandma nodded and said, "Girlfriend is good. Look, everyone has a girlfriend. Isn't it time for you to find one too?"

Wu Bing was suddenly helpless. He shouldn't have said anything more.

At this time, Xiao Xu's singing voice was heard.

"Every time, I am strong in the wandering loneliness~"

"Every time, even if I'm hurt, I won't cry~"

"I know I have always had a pair of invisible wings~"

"Take me flying, fly over despair~"

Hearing these lyrics, Wu Bing suddenly felt emotional.

This song is a bit emotional.

After hearing this song, many viewers put down their phones and looked at the TV.

Soon, the chorus of the song came.

"I finally see all my dreams come true~"

"The young voices of pursuit are so loud~"

"I am finally flying, looking with my heart, not afraid~"

"Just fly as far as the wind will blow."

Xiao Xu's warm voice is refreshing.

"She is beautiful and has a sweet voice!"

“I hope everyone can have their own invisible wings!”

"This song is so nice!"

In some songs, you can hear a sense of power, and this song is one of them.

Wu Bing thought of that night when Xu Ye sent him a message directly asking him how much money he needed.

To be honest, Wu Bing was a little confused at that moment.

He had no hope when he posted that comment on Weibo, he just posted it casually.

You know, there are thousands of comments under that Weibo post.

Few stars will read each of these comments carefully.

But Xu Ye saw it and took the initiative to send him a private message.

Ten thousand yuan is a drop in the bucket for Xu Ye, but it can fulfill one of his beautiful wishes.

"Xu Ye is our invisible wings." Wu Bing sighed in his heart.

Some netizens also remembered Xu Ye’s good deeds. This person really donated money and really helped.

Isn’t this just like providing invisible wings to everyone?
Xiao Xu’s home.

Xu Baifeng and his wife and their son were also watching the Spring Festival Gala.

Shen Xinning said repeatedly: "This song is really well written."

Shen Xinning is quite emotional and almost wants to wipe away tears.

Xu Yunqi said: "My sister also sings very well."

Xu Baifeng said: "There's no need to say such nonsense."

Xu Yunqi was speechless. To me, it's all nonsense.

Xu Baifeng said: "Send a message to Xiaojia and ask her what time she will be back."

Xu Yunqi wanted to say, "Why didn't you ask?", but he didn't dare to say it.

Not long after, Xiao Xu's stage performance ended.

"Invisible Wings" quickly became a hot topic.

“This song is really empowering!”

"Xu Ye was a rare good guy and wrote a good song for his girlfriend!"

"Good luck on the college entrance exam! This New Year's Eve, I'm going to do ten sets of exam papers and crush you!"

"Xiao Xu is so beautiful tonight!"

While netizens were discussing, Xu Ye posted a video.

"It's been a while since I showed off my affection. Let me show you my girlfriend."

The video was quite normal at the beginning. Xiao Xu, who was dressed very beautifully in a dress, turned around, stretched out her hand and placed it in Xu Ye's hand.

But as soon as it turned around, the picture changed to a hand holding a piglet and spinning around.

The entire video is connected very smoothly, almost seamlessly.

The first half is so beautiful, the second half is so painful!
"Dean, if you didn't have a high fighting power, you wouldn't be alive now."

"Xiao Xu is so gentle that he won't break up with me even though this happened."

"I think Xiao Xu is so kind, taking care of the mentally retarded youth."

After the performance, Xiao Xu returned to the backstage. She took the phone handed to her by her assistant and asked, "Where is Xu Ye?"

Wang Tian said: "Xu Ye went to Teacher Mo Xincheng's place."

Xiao Xu didn't think much about it and opened his phone to take a look.

She set up special attention for Xu Ye on her Weibo and soon saw the news that Xu Ye had posted on Weibo.

When he clicked on it, anger instantly appeared on Xiao Xu's face.

She gritted her teeth and said, "Xu Ye, just wait for me!"

I never thought you could play like this!

However, Xu Ye was well prepared and had already slipped away.

He is indeed with Mo Xincheng now.

As a senior, Mo Xincheng's appearance order was still at more than ten o'clock, specifically to increase ratings.

After being tortured by several rubbish sketches, the audience had long been fed up.

When the host announced that Mo Xincheng and Shi Peijuan were going to go on stage, netizens breathed a sigh of relief.

"Finally it's here!" "Please don't eat anything from now on, or you'll choke."

"Everyone gather here!"

Mo Xincheng and Shi Peijuan are both senior veterans and don’t need Xu Ye to tell them anything.

The skit they performed was a classic skit by Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan on Earth, called "Hourly Worker".

This skit was performed on CCTV Spring Festival Gala in 2000, and since then the word "majia" has had a different meaning.

On the stage, Mo Xincheng was still wearing the same clothes as last year. As soon as he appeared on the stage, the audience burst into warm cheers and applause.

Mo Xincheng held a plate of fruit in his hand and said, "My waist hurts from sleeping so much, and I feel sick from eating so much! My head is so confused, and everything I see is wrong! I have been pursuing happiness all my life, and now I understand it. What is happiness? Answer: Happiness is suffering!"

The stage also looks like the living room of a house.

After Mo Xincheng sat on the sofa, Shi Peijuan came on stage.

Unlike Baiyun Heitu, Shi Peijuan's outfit today is more fashionable and relatively youthful, especially the orange vest on her upper body.

"Some people spend money on food and drinks, some people spend money on ordering songs, some people spend money on beauty treatments, and some people spend money on massages. Today I'm hiring someone to do a good job. Someone is paying me to chat with them."

Mo Xincheng muttered, “Oh, my son said to find someone for me to be there at nine o’clock.”

Shi Peijuan, who was outside the door, said as she walked: "This place is the right one after all the twists and turns. Ding Dong!"

"Who is it?"

"Xu Nanjia!"

"Who?"

"It's me, brother."

Originally in the skit, Song Dandan was calling out Zhang Huimei in this part, but due to some political reasons, this part was deleted in the online video.

Xu Ye kept this piece.

The names that can be used here must have a high national popularity. If you are not famous enough, you dare not use them here.

There is no problem with Xiao Xu's name, and Xiao Xu just sang a song, so the audience also knows him.

Mo Xincheng said happily: "Oh my god, this little voice is quite sweet, and the sugar content is quite high, at least four plus signs."

But when he opened the door, he saw a little old lady standing behind it.

Shi Peijuan walked in directly and the two began a cross-server chat.

The older sister played by Shi Peijuan said, "Your son said that the countdown will start from the moment I leave the house. There was a traffic jam on the road just now. Now there are still fifteen minutes left before the hour. Hurry up."

The eldest brother looked puzzled and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Our purpose is to be proactive and enthusiastic. I will use my sincerity to win your smile. Come on, I'll take this off first."

The eldest brother became nervous immediately.

Not to mention the big brother, even the audience was stunned.

Wow, your car went straight onto the highway!
"The dean is very skilled at writing scripts. He must have been there a lot."

"Suggest a strict investigation!"

"Isn't it possible for the dean to drive fast during the Spring Festival Gala?"

The two were still chatting across servers.

The older sister smiled and said, "Well, let me give you two humorous IQ questions. First, to test your IQ, and second, to ease the awkward atmosphere. Listen carefully, it's hilarious."

The older sister sat on the sofa and the older brother squatted beside her.

"Tell me, how many steps are there to put an elephant in a refrigerator?"

As soon as she finished speaking, the older sister started laughing.

The eldest brother had a look of panic on his face.

The older sister explained: "Three steps. The first step is to open the refrigerator door. The second step is to put the elephant in. The third step is to close the refrigerator door."

The audience burst into laughter.

"Classic Xu Ye thinking!"

"I know who can answer this question correctly, Xu Ye!"

"You may be asking the wrong person if you ask Big Brother. If you ask Xu Ye, he will definitely give the right answer!"

Back then on Earth, this brain teaser was very popular all over the country. Even now, the elephant installing a refrigerator joke still exists.

This was the first time that everyone in the world heard this joke, and the effect was very good.

But the eldest brother didn't laugh at all.

The older sister continued to ask questions.

"They said the zoo was holding a party for all the animals. Which animal didn't come?"

The eldest brother still didn't speak.

The older sister spread her hands and said directly: "The elephant is locked in the refrigerator!"

The audience, who hadn't laughed the first time, couldn't hold it in anymore this time.

This joke is still a serial drama!

The eldest brother was still wondering what the girl in front of him did and couldn't laugh at all.

Later, the two finally ended their cross-server chat.

The older sister is here to chat with people.

But the eldest brother treated the eldest sister as a mistress.

The older sister picked up her bag and said, "Let's go. This hurts our pride."

At the back, the older sister stretched out her hand and said, "Take the money. Your son said forty per hour. It's already an hour."

The eldest brother pulled out a fifty-yuan bill from his pocket.

"Here's fifty."

"Take the change. I don't have any."

The eldest brother also said: "I don't have any change, this is all given to you."

The older sister doesn't want the extra ten dollars.

The eldest brother simply said: "Then you can chat with me for another ten dollars."

The audience burst into laughter.

"Can we still play like this?"

"Hahaha, it's ten bucks!"

"I have to say, Auntie's hourly wage is higher than mine."

The two of them sat back on the sofa, and the scene was quite awkward for a moment.

The eldest brother smiled and said, "Well, sister, let me tell you a little joke to ease the awkward situation. This joke is always funny. I have been living on this joke for half my life."

Mo Xincheng walked to the front of the stage and began to speak.

High Energy Warning Ahead!

"It is said that a tiger was bitten by a snake. The tiger was anxious and wanted to step on the snake to death. It chased and chased it until it came to a small river. The snake suddenly dived into the water. The tiger waited by the river bank, saying, "I don't believe you won't come out."

After a while, a turtle came out from inside, and the tiger went up and pinned it down. "Little guy, I don't recognize you if you wear a vest?"

As soon as Mo Xincheng finished speaking, he burst into laughter.

The camera then moved to Shi Peijuan.

Shi Peijuan stared at Mo Xincheng with an expressionless face, and she happened to be wearing an orange vest.

In the live broadcast room, the barrage was completely filled with “Hahahaha”.

Thousands of homes were filled with laughter, and some people laughed so hard that tears came out.

Mo Xincheng looked back and saw the vest on the older girl, and his laughter stopped abruptly.

Mo Xincheng hurriedly said, "Big sister, let me repeat myself. I was wrong."

"No, it was a turtle that went into the water, and when it was done a snake came out. The tiger said, even if you take off your vest I can still recognize you."

While Mo Xincheng was telling a joke, Shi Peijuan had already taken off her vest angrily.

However, just as she took it off, Mo Xincheng's last words came out.

In an instant, Shi Peijuan's eyes widened.

The audience burst into applause.

Zhao Benshan's sketches are not only about the script, the actors' acting skills are also very important.

Mo Xincheng and Shi Peijuan controlled the rhythm and movements just right.

Xiao Xu’s home.

Xu Yunqi had just taken a sip of water when he saw this scene. He spat out all the water in his mouth with a "pu" sound.

Shen Xinning glanced at him and said calmly, "Clean the floor."

Xu Yunqi quickly took some paper and wiped the floor.

He really didn't expect that this skit was so damn funny!
Not to mention the audience, even the staff at the Spring Festival Gala burst into laughter.

No matter how many times I watch this skit, I still laugh every time.

The sketch then returned to the topic.

The social problem of rural elderly people being unable to adapt to urban life after moving to the city.

The eldest brother said that he went to the square to dance the yangge and was surrounded by three old men. They wanted to beat him up, saying that he gave the old lady the cold eye.

The older sister joked, "You must be looking at the old lady because she's pretty."

The eldest brother said directly: "Forget it, she is pretty and it is worth the beating. That old lady is uglier than you."

Shi Peijuan's eyes widened again.

Mo Xincheng quickly made excuses.

"I said she's not as ugly as you!"

"You're uglier than her!"

The older sister was speechless: "Brother, stop talking. I know exactly what type of person you are. You are definitely the type who is looking for trouble."

The audience commented in the comments:
"Xu Ye's old age life!"

You know what, this guy's attitude of looking for trouble is exactly the same as Xu Ye's.

Later, the older sister asked the older brother to learn how to use a smartphone to surf the Internet.

Originally, this part of the skit was about going on the Internet, and Xu Ye also modified the script in line with the current era.

The older sister also showed off her branded clothes to her older brother.

At the back, the eldest brother stood up and said, "Our contact today was not in vain. Tomorrow you will take me with you. I will go with you. I will go out to work with you every day. I don't make money, I just have fun. You are the boss and I am the one who does your job. If you do this, I will carry a bag."

The eldest brother carried the eldest sister's bag and picked up her water cup.

"Now I am you and you are me, you see if I can do it."

The eldest brother walked to the door and pretended to ring the doorbell.

"Ding dong!"

"Who is it?"

"Xu Huohua!"

As soon as this sentence came out, young netizens laughed out loud.

There is Xu Nanjia in front and Xu Huohua behind.

You two are still a couple in the skit!
Soon, the whole skit was over.

After everyone laughed, they discovered the problem.

There is no educational plot in this skit. It just briefly mentions the problems of urban elderly people. Its main purpose is to make everyone laugh.

"The vest part was amazing, the funniest part of this year's Spring Festival Gala!"

"A vest and an ex-husband holding hands, this year's Spring Festival Gala skit is the best!"

"I'm complaining that Xu Ye is trying to flatter himself by inserting his own personal agenda into his skit!"

"Stop scolding me. The next show is the dean's. If he slacks off again this time, I will scold him severely."

In the program arrangement of the Spring Festival Gala, Xu Ye and Chen Yuxin's programs were arranged directly after the skits.

Didn’t I just call out Xu Huohua? Now Xu Huohua is here!

(End of this chapter)