Shen Gongbao Great Sage Persuading Death Immortal

Chapter 1 Wedges
My name is Leopard.

You can call me Leopard.

As for the name, I'm sorry, I don't have one, because my parents were killed by me when I was just born.

The elders called me a disaster star. At first I refuted it vigorously, but later I realized that it turns out that destiny is what is strong.

Throughout my life, I have either brought bad luck to others or disaster to myself.

When I was 0 years old, my parents were killed by me.

When I was 1 year old, the orphanage that adopted me began to go bankrupt, and I came to the second orphanage.

At the age of 2, the director of the second orphan died of a heart attack.

At the age of 3, the city encountered a financial crisis.

At the age of 4, the dean was sacked in an eradication of crime and evil.

At the age of 5, the dean won a lottery of 500 million yuan and drew it.

When I was 6 years old, the orphanage did not close down because I was in elementary school.

At first, no one cared about me, it was just an accident, a heart attack, the closure of an orphanage... There were too many orphans who were transferred with me, and I was in it, unremarkable.

Even if I glanced at the Pentagon on September 9th and waved to the sun in 11... no one noticed me.

It wasn't until this disaster was closely related to everyone, and all the toilets I went to were blocked, that everyone confirmed that I was really a disaster from heaven.

Of course, thanks to the fact that this is a country that overthrows all ghosts and monsters, and that the catastrophe is all feudal superstition, I was not hanged on the stake and burned to death, but started my magnificent life with no success.

In the following 18 years, I won the Unlucky Ghost of the Welfare Orphanage, Lanxi Primary School Non-Chief, 100% Confession Failure Master, First-Class Retired Drum Player, National Protected Waste, African Chief, and the love of major game manufacturers. Leek, Destroyer of the bottom guarantee mechanism, and a series of titles.

"At the age of 23, I gave up all my glory to talk nonsense with you here."

Ah Bao squatted half down, looked at the owner of the stall, his eyes were extremely innocent, like a baby, and he said in an extremely earnest tone: "So, boss, seeing how unlucky I am, can you make it cheaper?!"

The stall owner waved his hand impatiently and said, "Eighty thousand, do you want love!"

"Ahem, five yuan, it's cheaper." Abao pointed to the jade plaque with the word "disaster" engraved on the stall, and said with a smile, "Everyone is looking for blessings and longevity, except for me, who wants disaster."

The corner of the stall owner's mouth twitched: "It's a bit cruel to cut 8000 yuan for five yuan. If you want it sincerely, take [-] yuan away."

According to the normal routine, Ah Bao should haggle over the price, then get up and leave, and make a move to play hard to get, the boss sighed and tried his best to persuade him to stay, and said that it's fine, it's fate.

In the end, it was wiped out and cut in half, and the boss earned 40 blood.

However, Ah Baoyue didn't play his cards according to the routine, looked directly at the stall owner, and said meaningfully: "Boss, your seal is black."

The stall owner was taken aback for a moment, then sneered and said, "Why, you can tell fortunes."

"No, what I mean is, the longer I stay in your place, the more unlucky you will be."

A Bao said very seriously: "At first it might have been a bubble of bird droppings."

Passing by an old man's birdcage was loosened, and it flew into the air, just passing the middle of the two of them, and it was hearty and flowing.

The stall owner's expression darkened, and he scolded: "Boy, what kind of crow's mouth are you!"

"Then it might be a brick, or maybe a kitchen knife..." Ah Bao turned around, looked around, as if he was waiting for something, and then two flower pots fell from upstairs, splashing mud everywhere.

"Oh, it's a flowerpot this time." Abao looked calm, with a look of life and death
"Damn it! You're such a badass, I'll give you the jade card and get out!"

The stall owner tossed the jade plaque with the word disaster, looked around cautiously, and had already started to pack up his things, as if packing up and leaving.

"Five bucks, a fair deal."

Ah Bao chuckled, took out a banknote and put it on the ground, picked up the jade token and turned to leave, feeling a little excited in his heart.

He had an inexplicable premonition that this jade tablet could restrain all his calamity, and the disaster would allow him to live a normal life.

As it turned out, his hunch was correct.

It started to vibrate as soon as it was picked up, as if it had met its destined master, the one that was most suitable for it.

In the dark, all the catastrophe, bad luck, suffering, destruction, and finality... came together, gathered into one body, and was contracted by one person.

Booming, suddenly, a bolt of thunder fell, striking to death the detested Shuaishen.

This is, the last person who died accidentally in this city.

There is no accidental death in this land anymore, all business is smooth, the family is harmonious, everyone is safe, and the society is peaceful. It has been rated as the most livable place in the world.

For the next 500 years, all living beings will be happy.

(End of this chapter)