The rise of the poor

Chapter 1364 No do no die
"The imperial examination is supposed to select talents for the country, but the eight-legged essay is used as the selection criterion, and the eight-part essay is used to select scholars. What kind of scholars are selected?! Absurd, absurd. Ridiculous, ridiculous."

After the greasy fat man was embarrassed, he picked up the flagon and poured himself a cup, and said emotionally, indignant at the stereotype.

Zhu Pingan nodded unobtrusively after listening to the fat man's words. He agreed with the fat man's words very much.

The imperial examination is definitely the progress of history, and it is definitely politically correct, but the method of selecting scholars by stereotypes is a retrograde of history.

Stereotyped essay is a kind of word game, although it can select some quick-witted people, but more of them are nerds who are divorced from reality. The modern analysis of stereotyped essays is very thorough. Freedom of thought is not much to say here.

"Ridiculous?! Then you still have to take the exam and say you want to pass the exam." Liu Dadao sneered.

"The reality is so fucked up, I can only take off my pants." The greasy fat man spat heavily on the ground, then stepped on the chair with one foot, arrogantly tilted his head and made a big effort at Zhu Ping'an Chin, and asked with the smell of alcohol, "Hey, have you ever taken the imperial examination?"

Zhu Pingan nodded.

"Since you have played in the end, you should know what virtue is stereotyped, right?" the greasy fat man said to Zhu Ping'an.

Zhu Pingan nodded, "Know a thing or two."

"Let me tell you, Stereotypes are a piece of shit!" Greasy Fatty talked about Stereotypes, and he was not usually excited. Participated in the township examination, and the topic at that time was "Yuan Rang Yiqi, Que Party boy will be ordered."

Speaking of this, the greasy fat man paused, looked sideways at Zhu Pingan, and asked, "Do you know what this question is about?"

"This question is a question of interception. 'Yuan Rang Yi Teng' comes from "The Analects of Confucius Xian Wen Pian No. 12" 'Yuan Rang Yi Teng. The Zi said: 'You are not a grandson, but you are old and have nothing to say, and you are old and not dead. , is a thief.'Knock his shin with a stick.'; Que Party boy will order from "The Analects of Confucius Xianwen Chapter No.40"'Que Party boy will order. Or ask: "The one who benefits?" Zi said :'I live in the position, and I see that he is parallel with Mr. He is not a person who seeks benefits, but a person who wants quick success.'" Zhu Pingan responded.

The questions of stereotyped essays in the imperial examination all use the words and sentences in the "Four Books and Five Classics", but the Four Books and Five Classics are only tens of thousands of words. After so many years of imperial examinations, almost all the questions that can be tested have been passed.In order to avoid repeated questions and affect fairness, this kind of question that splits scriptures and pieced together grafted questions came into being.To do this kind of stereotyped writing, you need to quickly find the source of the plausible sentence, and then break the question to answer the question.

After arriving in Ming Dynasty, Zhu Pingan put a lot of effort into the stereotyped essay, which is a tool for becoming an official. Whether it is the Four Books and Five Classics, or the stereotyped essay, those who are familiar with it cannot be more familiar.This kind of interception is just pediatrics.

"Huh? That's right. You are qualified to listen to what I'm going to say." The greasy fat man was a little surprised. He didn't expect the rich man opposite him to solve the problem so quickly, and nodded in satisfaction.

"Oh, you're really brazen!" Liu Dadao couldn't help but let out a snort after hearing what Greasy Fatty said.You are a talented scholar, you actually took the exam for the number one scholar, and even told the number one scholar that you are qualified to listen to me!

"As for you, that's playing the piano against the cow." The greasy fat man glanced at Liu Dadao and raised his chin.

Liu Dadao responded with a hehe.

"Do you know how I broke the composition?!" The greasy fat man's face lit up.

Zhu Pingan shook his head, I really don't know this.

"Yuan Yihou, the master kowtowed to his head with a stick, the original three souls were dim, and the seven souls were boundless, and a gust of breeze turned him into a boy of the Que Party." After drinking a cup for himself, the greasy fat man got up from his seat, cadenced read aloud.

"Wonderful, wonderful!" Hearing this, Zhu Pingan couldn't help clapping his hands in admiration, "How can such a wonderful essay fail?!"

"It would be great if the examiner's eyes were the same as yours." The greasy fat man slumped on the chair.

"It shouldn't be. How could you fail in such a strange essay? Who was the examiner at that time?" Zhu Pingan asked puzzled.

"The name of the examiner at that time was taboo Lin Moyu." The greasy fat man couldn't help gnashing his teeth when he mentioned the name of the examiner.

"Lin Moyu?! No way?!" Zhu Pingan read the name silently, and soon got the impression, but Lin Moyu's style evaluation is not bad in the impression, he has a lot of encouragement for the underachievers, he is not a random person what.

"Why not!" Thinking of the past, the greasy fat man was still very excited. He reached out and tore off another lame leg from the table, and gnawed hard, as if he gnawed on Lin Moyu's flesh.

"Does Examiner Lin have any comments?" Zhu Ping'an asked.

"This old pedant thinks my article is too short, and criticizes me as 'the article is too short and thick-skinned, and the ranking is behind Sun Shan.'" The greasy fat man mentioned Lin Moyu's comment to him, with a fat face as black as the bottom of a pot .

Zhu Pingan frowned slightly after listening to examiner Lin's comments on the fat man.

The article is a bit short, but the essence is condensed. In addition, what the hell is the "thick-skinned" in Lin's comment.But if you read the article, how can you tell that you have a thick skin?You can't just say that someone is thick-skinned just because they are fat, right?Examiner Lin's comment was a bit of a joke. It didn't match the opinion of examiner Lin in the eyes of the public. Zhu Pingan couldn't figure it out for a while.

Things should not be so simple, right?

So, Zhu Pingan looked up at the fat man and asked, "Brother Hu, why did examiner Lin comment 'thick-skinned'? Is there any misunderstanding?"

"There is no misunderstanding. He is blind, jealous, and unable to appreciate my masterpieces and paintings."

The greasy fat man gritted his teeth.

"I can't appreciate your masterpieces and wait, Brother Hu, what did you just say, paintings?!"

Zhu Pingan felt that something was wrong. You claimed that there is nothing wrong with a good work, but what the hell is a painting? !
"Oh, the exam questions are so easy and casual, I picked up a pen and finished it in one go, leaving a lot of time to do nothing, so I drew a picture behind the exam paper," the greasy fat man said disapprovingly.

What? !Did you draw a picture after the test paper? !
Zhu Pingan was stunned when he heard the words, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he couldn't say a word for a long time, except for "no for no die why you try", he really didn't know what to say.

This is an imperial examination, my dear, it's not just a joke, can you be more serious, you draw a picture behind the test paper, isn't this a death sentence!
You are equivalent to marking the exam paper!The picture on the test paper is your test paper.In theory, you are cheating.If you do this, even if the Heavenly King Lao Tzu comes, he will not dare to admit you.Fraud in the imperial examination is to shake the foundation of the rule. No matter which feudal dynasty you belong to, it is a felony among felonies. If the examiner dares to admit you, then he will not only lose his official career, but also lose his head.

(End of this chapter)