The rise of the poor

Chapter 1385
"Playing with mystery! Go your own way, let others talk about it, and don't be afraid of falling into a pit and throwing your head full!"

The demon girl Ruonan looked at Zhu Ping'an's back, gritted her teeth, spat, and said something bitterly.

She would not admit that Zhu Ping'an's tall and straight figure, strutting his head, and his back without turning his head, indeed interpreted what he said with practical actions, "Stand up straight, walk upright, walk your own way, and let others talk about it." In a word, because if you admit it, doesn't it prove that you really want to eat walnuts to nourish your brain? !
The nerd just turned around and left. How could there be so many meanings? He was obviously playing tricks!

Yes, he was playing tricks!It's just to ridicule that my head is not enough, and I need to eat walnuts to supplement.

The witch Ruonan looked at Zhu Ping'an's back, gritted her teeth in hatred, and really wanted to fly a dagger and poke his ass.

"Go your own way, let others talk."

Baozi's little maid recited the painting silently, but she didn't understand it. My uncle's words sound simple, but the philosophy is very profound, and they are a bit domineering. Looking at my uncle's back, I feel that it is shining.

In the early morning of the next day, before dawn, Zhu Ping'an got up early to wash up. After washing up, Hua'er had already prepared breakfast.

Millet porridge with red dates and lotus seeds, tofu mixed with shallots, cold side dishes, pickled cucumbers, fried dumplings, fried eggs
The match is very good, the color and fragrance are complete, and it looks very delicious. Hua'er's recent craftsmanship has indeed improved.

"The hot waist is coming."

As soon as Zhu Ping'an was seated, he heard the sound of the witch Ruonan serving food, and a plate of freshly cooked pork belly was brought to the table.

Hot waist? !
what are you? !The hot kidney is so greasy, don’t you think it doesn’t go well with breakfast? !Zhu Ping'an couldn't help twitching the corners of his lips when he saw the hot waistband brought by the demon girl Ruonan.

"Giggle. Master, what are you doing in a daze, eat more kidneys." The enchantress Ruonan giggled, stretched out her slender hands attentively, picked up a hot kidney with chopsticks for Zhu Pingan, and put it on the plate in front of Zhu Pingan.

Zhu Pingan was stunned for a moment, did the witch take the wrong medicine early in the morning? !Why are you so attentive all of a sudden? !

"Hehe, master, don't just look at me, eat the kidneys quickly." The enchantress Ruonan giggled and blinked, "Didn't the master say last night that you should make up your body, eat more kidneys, and make up for it. Master Hui will go to the Slender Waist Building, so he will have the strength to fight the little fairies in the Slender Waist Building for [-] rounds."

I go!Woman, you can really hold grudges!This is revenge for the joke I made yesterday to let her eat more walnuts to replenish her brain.
Uh, looking at your dark circles, you must have held a grudge all night, which made you sleepless, right? !

Zhu Pingan looked at Yao Nu Ruo Nan speechlessly, who was smiling brightly at the moment, feeling quite relieved that a big revenge had been avenged.

"Childish." Zhu Pingan twitched the corner of his mouth and commented.

"You're so naive!" The demon girl Ruonan gritted her teeth.

Halfway through breakfast, the witch Ruonan said "It's over", put down her chopsticks, and went back to her room.

Zhu Pingan raised his head in surprise and looked at the witch Ruonan who turned her ass back to the house. This guy looks slender, but he is actually a rice bucket. Every time he eats, he eats a lot. Why does he eat so little today? !

Could it be that her relatives come every month? !Causing her poor appetite, loss of appetite? !

"Master, when shall we leave?"

Zhu Pingan finished his breakfast and was about to get up when he suddenly heard a hoarse voice behind him.

"I go!"

Zhu Pingan shuddered, who is it?Are you walking silently? !Turning around, I saw Ruonan, a witch disguised as a man.

"I'm leaving now, you don't." Zhu Pingan glanced at her, and said something lightly.

"Why?! I don't look like a man?! If there is a flaw, you can point it out to me?!"

The witch Ruonan tugged on Zhu Ping'an's sleeve, gritted her teeth.

"Give me a chestnut." In order to dispel the idea of ​​the demon girl Ruo Nan going together, Zhu Pingan looked up and down the demon girl Ruo Nan with a nitpicking spirit. Uh, the technology of this girl disguised as a man has improved a lot. At first glance, it looks real. She couldn't find any flaws, she didn't know what kind of cosmetics she used, her face became more angular, her skin tone became much darker, and she even had a real mustache on her lips.

but
Zhu Pingan approached the demon girl Ruonan, and took a strong sniff. The demon girl Ruonan was startled, took a step back, gave Zhu Pingan a hard look, and the dagger suddenly appeared in her palm, "You wolf, showing your face again!" Here comes the tail."

"Are you delusional about being persecuted?" Zhu Pingan glanced at the demon girl Ruonan, and said calmly.

"Asshole! You are rude to my aunt, and even said that I have persecution paranoia?!"

The witch Ruonan was so cold that the dagger in her hand couldn't help but want to poke Zhu Ping'an's transparent holes.

"You asked for it." Zhu Pingan spread his hands innocently.

"Bastard, you dare to do it but dare not admit it! You are rude to my aunt, and even put the blame on me as the victim, saying that I asked for it?! You are a dog official who turns black and white!"

When the enchantress Ruonan heard this, the cold air radiating from her body almost froze Zhu Pingan, and the dagger in her hand was salivating at Zhu Pingan, trembling slightly, eager to try, and a cold voice escaped from the gap between her teeth.

"It was you who asked me to point out the flaw." Zhu Pingan raised his hands innocently, then shrugged, "Smell is the biggest flaw in your body. You have a girl's unique fragrance on you. You can smell it when you get close. In addition, your face shape is still feminine, your eyebrows are too delicate, you can see the traces of repairs the day after tomorrow, and your palms are too slender and clean, um, you don’t have an Adam’s apple in your neck, besides, I’m not Molesting you, just pointing out the flaws, don’t you think your butt is a little too upturned? There are too many flaws, and the military camp is full of hot-blooded sons. There is a saying that says that after three years in the army, the mother Pig race Diaochan, if you follow like this, it’s like sparks falling on gunpowder.”

It's not easy to deduce it forward, but it's not difficult to deduce it backwards after knowing the answer. Zhu Pingan knows that if the witch is a man disguised as a man, it is relatively easy to find flaws, and he found several places in just a short time.

"Dog-nosed bastard, where are you looking!"

The demon girl Ruonan became more and more blushing, especially when she heard Zhu Pingan say that her buttocks were too upturned, she blushed so much that she was about to bleed. Finally, she gritted her teeth and glared at Zhu Pingan, cursed and retreated to the room. Mention the matter of going to Zhenwu camp with Zhu Ping'an.

"I'm leaving." Zhu Pingan shrugged innocently, said something to the stunned Hua'er, and went out.

(End of this chapter)