The rise of the poor

Chapter 1399 Whimsical Zhu Ping'an

In the eyes of Wei Guogong and the three of them mourning the funeral, Zhu Pingan walked firmly to the door of the handsome tent and stepped into the sunshine.

When he reached the door, Zhu Pingan stopped.

Seeing this, Wei Guogong and others thought that Zhu Pingan regretted and was timid, but they could understand.

After all, from their point of view, Zhu Pingan's going out to solve the problem of rebellious soldiers is actually tantamount to seeking death.There were a total of [-] of these rebels, and they were the ones who killed Huang Shilang, so there was no possibility of being persuaded.If Zhu Pingan goes out at this time, he will definitely be killed by the rebels immediately.

Isn't it normal to be afraid of death?

Aren't they themselves afraid of death, so they were even a little relieved to see Zhu Ping'an stopped.

"Uncle, Eunuch He, don't write a suicide note, use the pen, ink, paper and inkstone used to write a suicide note, and write a death certificate."

Standing at the door, Zhu Ping'an stopped, turned his head and said to Wei Guogong, Linhuaihou, and He Gonggong.

"what?!"

"Write a death-free ticket?!"

Wei Guogong and the others opened their mouths wide in surprise, and stared at Zhu Pingan in a daze, unable to believe their ears.

"Yes. Uncle, Eunuch He, please write three thousand death-free coupons. Don't forget to use your seal."

Zhu Pingan nodded and said seriously.

Wei Guogong was stunned for two seconds, then shook his head dumbfoundedly, looked at Zhu Pingan with eyes of caring for the mentally handicapped, and said with a wry smile, "Write a death certificate?! Hehe, nephew, you are so young and whimsical. We just give it to ourselves." No matter how many death certificates are written, those goddamn rebels will not recognize them."

"Hehe, my nephew, it's not a matter of quantity. Let alone writing [-] death certificates, it's useless to write [-] death certificates. How could those goddamn rebels out there accept death certificates. "

Linhuai Hou also responded with the same caring eyes for the mentally retarded, and said to Zhu Pingan dumbfounded
"Hehe, Master Xiao Zhu, you made the miscellaneous family laugh a little bit." Eunuch He shook his head endlessly.

Amidst their laughter, Zhu Pingan shook his head slightly, and said seriously, "Uncle, Eunuch He, these three thousand death certificates are not for us, but for the three thousand rebels outside!"

ha? !

Did we hear correctly? !The death-free vouchers are given to the three thousand rebels outside? !
When Wei Guogong and the others heard the words, their surprised faces were deformed, and the back molars of the mouth were exposed.
The next second later, the three people who were about to die, Wei Guogong, couldn't help laughing out loud, "Puff, nephew, are you preparing for the next life?! The rebellious soldiers killed us, and we will give them death certificates. Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. By doing this, you are accumulating blessings for us in the underworld, so that we can live better down below, and give birth to a good family?!"

Zhu Pingan shook his head speechlessly, I grew up under the red flag, how could I have such an idea.

"Ah? Isn't it?" Wei Guogong and the others were surprised.

"Of course not." Zhu Pingan nodded vigorously, and was about to explain to them, but heard a deafening sound of shouting and killing from outside.Obviously, the rebels outside have already robbed the gold, silver and jewelry.

Duke Wei, Marquis Linhuai, and Eunuch He stopped laughing when they heard the yelling and killing outside, and their faces turned pale with fright. They are gone.

"Uncle, Eunuch He, it's too late to explain, please believe me, quickly draw [-] copies of death-free rolls, and stamp them with a seal. Whether the mutiny can be quelled this time, these [-] rolls of death-free rolls are the key. Please."

Zhu Pingan bowed deeply to them, and said sincerely, then turned around and walked quickly outside the tent.

Wei Guogong and the others looked at Zhu Ping'an in surprise, stepped out of the commander's tent firmly, and walked towards the rebellious soldiers.
"He is really not afraid of death." Eunuch He looked at Zhu Ping'an's back and said to himself, "Scholars are always greedy for life and afraid of death. Zajia has never seen such a courageous scholar."

"It's really a newborn calf not afraid of tigers!" Wei Guogong murmured.

"He's not a newborn calf, he's a high-spirited young man." Marquis Linhuai shook his head slightly, inexplicably having a little confidence in Zhu Ping'an. Marquis Linhuai also found it a little hard to understand, but he just had a little confidence.

"Then should we write a suicide note or a death certificate?" Wei Guogong turned to look at Linhuaihou and He Gonggong.

"Exemption ticket." Eunuch He said without hesitation, he was just a eunuch, so he didn't need to write a suicide note at all.

"Exemption from the death certificate." Marquis Linhuai also said.

Duke Wei looked at Marquis Linhuai in surprise. After all, Marquis Linhuai suggested the idea of ​​writing a suicide note, so why did he change his mind?

"We hid in the tent, but Zihou stepped forward and asked us to write the death certificate before we left. We can't live up to Zihou's entrustment, right? Besides, it's not too late to write the suicide note until the last moment."

Marquis Linhuai looked at the tent, lost his mind.

"You... well, if you don't have to pass the test, let me go crazy with you too." Wei Guogong stomped his feet, then pouted his buttocks and found a pen, ink, paper and inkstone in the corner of the handsome tent.

The three of Wei Guogong and the others sat on the ground, cut the rice paper, and began to write the death-free scroll.The reason why they sat on the ground was because the tables and chairs in the tent were pulled out by Zhu Pingan's former commanding soldiers to build a defense line.

Outside the commander's tent, three thousand rebels had already robbed the gold, silver and jewels, and once again began to attack the defense line at the gate of the commander's tent.

This line of defense was built with tables and chairs, which was stronger than the last line of defense with meat shields, and the soldiers pushed the tables and chairs hard to block it.However, even though it was stronger than the last line of defense, it was still on the verge of collapse under the impact of three thousand angry soldiers, and it seemed that a hole would be torn apart by the soldiers in the next second.

"The dog officer will not give us a way to live, and we will not give the dog official a way to live, kill the dog officer!!"

"The government forced the people to rebel, and they had to rebel!"

"Officer dog, return my wife's food and soldier's pay!"

"Officer Dog, Huang Shilang is still waiting for you below, we will send you to be with Huang Shilang as companions!"

"Brothers, shoot the bow without turning back the arrow, kill the dog officer, take back our soldiers' wages, wives and food, and throw them to the Japanese pirates."

The enraged rioting soldiers crazily charged the defense line in front of the tent, yelling and killing at the handsome tent.

Zhu Pingan walked out of the command tent, walked firmly towards the crumbling defense line, towards the crazy soldiers, with a calm face, and whispered in his mouth:

"Youth is chivalrous, and he is a man of five capitals. He is brave and his hair grows. In the middle of a conversation, life and death are the same. A promise is worth a lot of money. He is brave and arrogant. He is light and hugs. The spring scenery is floating in the cold urn, sucking the sea and hanging down the rainbow. Leisurely call the eagle and the dog, the white feather picks the carved bow, and cunningly hides in the sky. Joy in a hurry"

(End of this chapter)