The rise of the poor
Chapter 1900
Chapter 1900
Zhao Dezhu was not an unknown person in Jiaxing City. He was ranked fifth among the military attachés. He stood up and endorsed him, which immediately made the prefect Zhao on top of the city and all the civil and military officials feel relieved. They believed in Xu Hai and others below the city. Identity of the Yangcheng Guard Pioneer Army.
As for the letter that was carried up in the basket, Magistrate Zhao also got it. When he opened it and read it, the content was very simple:
Say hello to Mr. Fu Zun.
After receiving your request for help, I wanted to immediately spread my wings and fly over to rescue him. However, the army has many things to do, and there are many things to do with the guys. I first sent Wang Tieshan to lead the vanguard with light equipment to rescue Mr. Fu Zun. He is an obedient guy. He also has a lot of strength, so after I asked him to arrive, he would obey the Lord Fu's orders in everything.The army from our guard station will arrive shortly, so Mr. Fu, don’t worry.
After reading the letter, Magistrate Zhao passed the letter to the officials around him for circulation.
Everyone couldn't help but laugh after reading it, and they all laughed and said that Han Heizi's unlearned tone was indeed spoken in plain language throughout the article.
As for the font and handwriting, it doesn't matter. Anyway, Han Heizi is a big old man. He can't read a word, let alone write. All official documents are dictated by him, and others will copy them on his behalf. The transcriber is not allowed to change a single word. Everything must be written according to his dictation, and every official document must be written in the vernacular. This is already a big joke in Jiaxing Mansion.
Now when I see such a spoken letter written in plain language, everyone laughs. This is very Han Heizi, and there is no doubt about it.
At this point, everyone has no doubt about the identity of the Yangcheng Guards Pioneer Army under the city.
Of course, if you should ask, you still need to ask clearly, and the formalities must be completed.
For example: Who is the head coach of Yangcheng Guards?How many troops does Yangcheng Guard have?Yangchengwei
Xu Hai answered all these questions fluently.
He had already asked Zhao Dezhu these questions clearly on the way here. He was familiar with them and answered them fluently.
"Everyone, do you still have any questions about the identity of the vanguard army under the city?" Magistrate Zhao asked the officials around him after the culture was completed.
"There is no doubt about it." The officials around him shook their heads.
At this moment, a voice from the top of the city interrupted, "Hey, you said you are Han Heizi's cheap brother-in-law, then let me ask you, does Han Heizi have a big mole on his left buttocks, or a big mole on his right buttocks?" mole?"
Hearing this question from the top of the city, the disguised Japanese pirates below the city felt anxious.
Han Heizi has a big mole on his butt? !
Damn it, how do we know about such a private matter!
Even though they had made preparations in advance, they never expected to encounter such a tricky problem!
Even as calm as Xu Hai, his face turned pale.
As for Ma Ye next to him, he was ringing loudly, sweating profusely, and regretful in his heart. Ma Dan Xu Hai, I just said I can't come, I just said I can't take this risk, you see, won't this happen soon? The secret is about to be revealed!How could I be swayed by your words? I really regret that I agreed to this crazy plan of yours!
Regret was unintentional, let's think about how to escape. With this thought, Maye began to quietly look at the escape route.
At this moment, they were within the range of the crossbows on the top of the city. There were hundreds of crossbowmen stationed on the top of the city. It was not easy for them to escape from the rain of arrows. No matter how they escaped, they could not avoid being baptized by the rain of arrows.
However, although Maye was nervous, she was not desperate because he had sufficient experience in escaping and had already planned an escape route for himself.As soon as he was exposed, he stabbed the thin Japanese pirate behind him with his backhand and held him in front of him as a human shield.
I hope I can escape with a way out.
The reason why you first backhand stabbed the Japanese pirate behind you to death, and then held him in front of you as a human shield, is because the remaining Japanese pirates are all experienced in battles, and they will be held in front of you as a human shield. Human shield.
Just as the fake Japanese pirates in the city were overwhelmed and sweating, the people on the top of the city laughed and cursed.
"Fat Wang, hahaha, do you think they are like you, sleeping in a flower house with Han Heizi?! Asking about the mole on Han Heizi's buttocks, why don't you ask them how long Han Heizi's weapon is? !"
The chief of the military room Zhang couldn't help laughing and cursing.
"Hey, Mr. Zhang, I'm a rough old man, I don't understand elegance, so I can only ask such vulgar questions, and I'm just asking casually."
The potbellied General Wang chuckled.
"You." Manager Zhang smiled and shook his head.
"Hehe, I'm quite curious. Hey, Han Heizi's cheap brother-in-law, does Han Heizi have a big mole on his left buttocks or on his right buttocks?" The thin General Zhao asked with a smile.
Again? !
The corners of Xu Hai's mouth twitched in the city. How the hell do I know which of his buttocks has a mole?
Just shook his head.
At this time, it is best to honestly say that I don’t know. At most, this can only mean that my relationship with Han Heizi is not good enough to know which of his butts has moles. It cannot mean that my identity as Yangcheng Wei is true or false.
If a smart person randomly deceives someone, it's fine if he gets it right, but if he gets it wrong, he'll be exposed.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he shook his head, he heard a burst of laughter coming from the top of the city, which startled him and thought something was wrong.
"Hahahaha, he is indeed Han Heizi's cheap brother-in-law. Yes, Han Heizi does not have a mole on his buttocks. His mole is on his chest. Hahahaha, Han Heizi's cheap brother-in-law. You must have gone shopping with Han Heizi. There are many flower houses, otherwise how could you know so clearly? Your sister will definitely not tell you these things. Hahaha, Han Heizi and I are also rare fair-weather friends. You are his brother-in-law, and you are my brother-in-law. Later When you enter the city, I will treat you well."
Fatty Wang laughed heartily, convinced of Xu Hai's identity, and enthusiastically expressed his enthusiasm to treat Xu Hai well when he came to the city.
The corners of Xu Hai's mouth twitched
Damn, is this okay? !
He checked Fatty Wang's expression on the top of the city again and again to make sure that Fatty Wang was really not joking.
He is serious.
All he can say is that God is finally on his side tonight.
Ma Ye, who was beside Xu Hai, lowered his head. He couldn't control his expression. He was afraid of being seen by people in the city, and his heart was already in a mess. Did you make a mistake? This girl can do anything. ah!
"Hahaha, okay, stop making trouble, buttocks come and go, what a shame! It's the twelfth lunar month, and it's freezing outside, how can we have the heart to let our Yangchengwei reinforcements suffer from the cold outside?! Hurry up! , quickly open the city gate, invite our reinforcements to enter the city, and quickly spread hot soup and hot dishes, and bring them to the reinforcements of Yangchengwei to keep them warm."
Magistrate Zhao laughed, scolded General Wang and others, waved his hand and ordered the city gate to be opened, welcoming Xu Hai and others into the city.
(End of this chapter)
Zhao Dezhu was not an unknown person in Jiaxing City. He was ranked fifth among the military attachés. He stood up and endorsed him, which immediately made the prefect Zhao on top of the city and all the civil and military officials feel relieved. They believed in Xu Hai and others below the city. Identity of the Yangcheng Guard Pioneer Army.
As for the letter that was carried up in the basket, Magistrate Zhao also got it. When he opened it and read it, the content was very simple:
Say hello to Mr. Fu Zun.
After receiving your request for help, I wanted to immediately spread my wings and fly over to rescue him. However, the army has many things to do, and there are many things to do with the guys. I first sent Wang Tieshan to lead the vanguard with light equipment to rescue Mr. Fu Zun. He is an obedient guy. He also has a lot of strength, so after I asked him to arrive, he would obey the Lord Fu's orders in everything.The army from our guard station will arrive shortly, so Mr. Fu, don’t worry.
After reading the letter, Magistrate Zhao passed the letter to the officials around him for circulation.
Everyone couldn't help but laugh after reading it, and they all laughed and said that Han Heizi's unlearned tone was indeed spoken in plain language throughout the article.
As for the font and handwriting, it doesn't matter. Anyway, Han Heizi is a big old man. He can't read a word, let alone write. All official documents are dictated by him, and others will copy them on his behalf. The transcriber is not allowed to change a single word. Everything must be written according to his dictation, and every official document must be written in the vernacular. This is already a big joke in Jiaxing Mansion.
Now when I see such a spoken letter written in plain language, everyone laughs. This is very Han Heizi, and there is no doubt about it.
At this point, everyone has no doubt about the identity of the Yangcheng Guards Pioneer Army under the city.
Of course, if you should ask, you still need to ask clearly, and the formalities must be completed.
For example: Who is the head coach of Yangcheng Guards?How many troops does Yangcheng Guard have?Yangchengwei
Xu Hai answered all these questions fluently.
He had already asked Zhao Dezhu these questions clearly on the way here. He was familiar with them and answered them fluently.
"Everyone, do you still have any questions about the identity of the vanguard army under the city?" Magistrate Zhao asked the officials around him after the culture was completed.
"There is no doubt about it." The officials around him shook their heads.
At this moment, a voice from the top of the city interrupted, "Hey, you said you are Han Heizi's cheap brother-in-law, then let me ask you, does Han Heizi have a big mole on his left buttocks, or a big mole on his right buttocks?" mole?"
Hearing this question from the top of the city, the disguised Japanese pirates below the city felt anxious.
Han Heizi has a big mole on his butt? !
Damn it, how do we know about such a private matter!
Even though they had made preparations in advance, they never expected to encounter such a tricky problem!
Even as calm as Xu Hai, his face turned pale.
As for Ma Ye next to him, he was ringing loudly, sweating profusely, and regretful in his heart. Ma Dan Xu Hai, I just said I can't come, I just said I can't take this risk, you see, won't this happen soon? The secret is about to be revealed!How could I be swayed by your words? I really regret that I agreed to this crazy plan of yours!
Regret was unintentional, let's think about how to escape. With this thought, Maye began to quietly look at the escape route.
At this moment, they were within the range of the crossbows on the top of the city. There were hundreds of crossbowmen stationed on the top of the city. It was not easy for them to escape from the rain of arrows. No matter how they escaped, they could not avoid being baptized by the rain of arrows.
However, although Maye was nervous, she was not desperate because he had sufficient experience in escaping and had already planned an escape route for himself.As soon as he was exposed, he stabbed the thin Japanese pirate behind him with his backhand and held him in front of him as a human shield.
I hope I can escape with a way out.
The reason why you first backhand stabbed the Japanese pirate behind you to death, and then held him in front of you as a human shield, is because the remaining Japanese pirates are all experienced in battles, and they will be held in front of you as a human shield. Human shield.
Just as the fake Japanese pirates in the city were overwhelmed and sweating, the people on the top of the city laughed and cursed.
"Fat Wang, hahaha, do you think they are like you, sleeping in a flower house with Han Heizi?! Asking about the mole on Han Heizi's buttocks, why don't you ask them how long Han Heizi's weapon is? !"
The chief of the military room Zhang couldn't help laughing and cursing.
"Hey, Mr. Zhang, I'm a rough old man, I don't understand elegance, so I can only ask such vulgar questions, and I'm just asking casually."
The potbellied General Wang chuckled.
"You." Manager Zhang smiled and shook his head.
"Hehe, I'm quite curious. Hey, Han Heizi's cheap brother-in-law, does Han Heizi have a big mole on his left buttocks or on his right buttocks?" The thin General Zhao asked with a smile.
Again? !
The corners of Xu Hai's mouth twitched in the city. How the hell do I know which of his buttocks has a mole?
Just shook his head.
At this time, it is best to honestly say that I don’t know. At most, this can only mean that my relationship with Han Heizi is not good enough to know which of his butts has moles. It cannot mean that my identity as Yangcheng Wei is true or false.
If a smart person randomly deceives someone, it's fine if he gets it right, but if he gets it wrong, he'll be exposed.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he shook his head, he heard a burst of laughter coming from the top of the city, which startled him and thought something was wrong.
"Hahahaha, he is indeed Han Heizi's cheap brother-in-law. Yes, Han Heizi does not have a mole on his buttocks. His mole is on his chest. Hahahaha, Han Heizi's cheap brother-in-law. You must have gone shopping with Han Heizi. There are many flower houses, otherwise how could you know so clearly? Your sister will definitely not tell you these things. Hahaha, Han Heizi and I are also rare fair-weather friends. You are his brother-in-law, and you are my brother-in-law. Later When you enter the city, I will treat you well."
Fatty Wang laughed heartily, convinced of Xu Hai's identity, and enthusiastically expressed his enthusiasm to treat Xu Hai well when he came to the city.
The corners of Xu Hai's mouth twitched
Damn, is this okay? !
He checked Fatty Wang's expression on the top of the city again and again to make sure that Fatty Wang was really not joking.
He is serious.
All he can say is that God is finally on his side tonight.
Ma Ye, who was beside Xu Hai, lowered his head. He couldn't control his expression. He was afraid of being seen by people in the city, and his heart was already in a mess. Did you make a mistake? This girl can do anything. ah!
"Hahaha, okay, stop making trouble, buttocks come and go, what a shame! It's the twelfth lunar month, and it's freezing outside, how can we have the heart to let our Yangchengwei reinforcements suffer from the cold outside?! Hurry up! , quickly open the city gate, invite our reinforcements to enter the city, and quickly spread hot soup and hot dishes, and bring them to the reinforcements of Yangchengwei to keep them warm."
Magistrate Zhao laughed, scolded General Wang and others, waved his hand and ordered the city gate to be opened, welcoming Xu Hai and others into the city.
(End of this chapter)
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