The rise of the poor

Chapter 816 You are such a poem
"Mother Concubine, what's the matter with you?" King Yu stared blankly at Concubine Du Kang, who was smiling and trembling, and asked in a bewildered expression.

"That's right, Concubine Du, why are you smiling like this?" Seeing Concubine Du Kang laughing like this, Princess Ning'an also opened her small mouth in surprise, and asked in a dumbfounded voice.

In Princess Ning'an's memory, Concubine Du Kang has always been elegant and graceful, and she always pays attention to her image. Where is there a time when she is laughing like this today, she is almost unable to straighten her waist from laughing, like this Concubine Du Kang lost her composure, this is the first time Princess Ning An has seen her, that's why she was so surprised.

"Giggle, because of this poem" Concubine Du Kang covered her small mouth, laughing so hard that she couldn't straighten up.

"This poem?" King Yu and Princess Ning'an were even more confused, "Is this poem so funny?"

Not only isn't it funny, it's not funny at all.

King Yu and Princess Ning'an looked at each other, they didn't understand why this poem couldn't be funny.

"Read it again." Concubine Du Kang tried her best to stop her smile, but just after she finished speaking, she couldn't help but burst out laughing again.

"Read it once?" Yu Wang was a little confused, so, could it be said that he could discover the secret after reading it once.

"Huh? Okay." Princess Ning An was stunned for a moment, then nodded, and read "Wai Chun" softly.

"The dark plum smells the flowers, and the branches hurt the bottom. It is like water when you hear it from afar, and it is easy to see spring green. The shore is like green, the shore is like green, and the shore is like dark green."

Princess Ning'an's voice was very nice, with a melodious tone, and she read the song "Wai Chun" softly.

Concubine Du Kang had already stopped laughing, but when Princess Ning An read "Wai Chun", she couldn't help laughing again.

King Yu listened very seriously at first, wanting to discover the secret, but was soon influenced by Concubine Du Kang, who was covering her small mouth and couldn't help laughing.

"Mother Concubine." Yu Wang touched his forehead, feeling a little helpless.

"Ms. Concubine Du." Princess Ning An elongated the ending, pouted her lips slightly, expressing her dissatisfaction.

People read well, why are you laughing like this, is Ning An not good at reading?
Princess Ning An thought a lot in her heart for a while.

"Hehehe, haven't you found out yet?" Concubine Du Kang endured a very hard smile, her face was very red, the dimples on her face were smiling, and her long eyes narrowed into crescent moons were laughing.

"What did you find?" King Yu and Princess Ning'an shook their heads, confused.

"Little Ning'an, um, that person gave you this poem, hehe, did you offend him?" Concubine Du Kang looked at Princess Ning'an with a smile and asked.

"Huh? Ma'am, how do you know?" Princess Ning An was taken aback, and then she turned her big eyes to King Yu, as if asking whether King Yu told Concubine Du Kang.

King Yu shook his head innocently.

"It's not what Ge'er said, you can see it in the poem..." Concubine Du Kang chuckled.

Princess Ning An looked suspicious.

"Read it a few more times." Concubine Du Kang blinked.

Princess Ning'an read "Wo Chun" again suspiciously, and then read it twice cautiously, ""Wo Chun". Spring Green..."

"It's nothing..." After reading it twice, Princess Ning An shook her head.

Concubine Du Kang smiled without saying a word, and signaled Ning An to read it again with her eyes.

Still want to read? !

Princess Ning'an pouted her lips unhappily, with a little emotion, she didn't read it well, and it was out of tune when she read it, ""Wai Chun". Lying like water, easy to reach spring green..."

Seeing this, King Yu smiled and shook his head.

Hey? !

and many more?

wrong? !
I really want to hear what? !

King Yu, who smiled and shook his head, was taken aback for a moment. From Princess Ning'an's slightly out-of-tune recitation, "It's like water in the distance, and it's easy to reach spring and green", as if he could hear it all of a sudden.

If Princess Ning'an hadn't deliberately read it out of tune with a little emotion, King Yu really wouldn't have discovered this secret.

It is heard from a distance that lying like water, easy to reach spring green - who am I, a big stupid donkey? !
Uh? !

isn't it? !

King Yu was astonished like a piece of wood, he couldn't believe his ears, his original cognition was overturned, what he thought was a poem with extremely beautiful artistic conception just now turned out to be such a "poem"? !

Ning An on the side was still out of tune with a little emotion: "The shore is like green, the shore is like translucent green, and the shore is like translucent dark green."

In King Yu's ears, what Ning An read was, "I'm a donkey, I'm a donkey, I'm a big stupid donkey."

Then, King Yu couldn't help but blush, and after Ning An finished reading, King Yu couldn't help laughing out loud.

Uh?
Princess Ning An was completely dumbfounded.

what happened?

Brother Huang, why are you laughing like this? !What happened?Could it be that there is something wrong with my reading?

Princess Ning'an was confused for a moment.

"Brother Huang, why are you laughing like this? Huh?" Princess Ning An couldn't figure it out, so she chose the most direct way, showing her little canine teeth, and looked at King Yu with half threatening and half coquettish eyes.

"Sister, hehehe, you can use the tone just now, and you will know after reading it again, hehe..." King Yu held back hard, but he still laughed out loud.

Princess Ning'an looked at King Yu suspiciously.

King Yu nodded.

So, Princess Ning'an began to read in a low voice with the tone just now, ""Wai Chun".

This time when Princess Ning'an read it, she paid special attention to it, criticizing Zhu Ping'an's poems in her heart while reading.

"Lying Spring"?
What a bad name, it sounds like I'm stupid...

Uh? !

and many more?

i'm stupid !
Princess Ning'an just read a sentence, but stopped suddenly, her small face turned black all of a sudden, then she turned her head and read it again in a low voice, the more she read, the darker her pretty face became, and in the end it almost turned black.

""Laying Spring" - I am stupid"

"Dark plum smells flowers (I have no culture), lies on branches and hates bottom (I have a low IQ). Far away smells like water (ask me who I am), easy to reach spring green (a big stupid donkey). Like green (I'm a donkey), the bank is like green (I'm a donkey), the bank is like black green (I'm a donkey)..."

Although Princess Ning An didn't quite understand the meaning of the word IQ, she generally understood it as wisdom.

However, other cultures, stupid donkeys, and Princess Ning'an are very clear.

Culture, the word in modern times mostly means knowledge. To say that you are uneducated generally means that you have no knowledge, no connotation, no learning and no skills.

In ancient times, it was said that you were uneducated, but it was much more serious than in modern times. In "Shuo Yuan Zhi Wu", there is a sentence "The prosperity of all martial arts is for disobedience. If the culture does not change, then add punishment". In ancient culture, it mostly means "education by hearing". The same thing is to ridicule them for being uneducated and uneducated, saying that they are not educated.

So I have no culture, the first sentence of this opening poem is extremely lethal to Princess Ning'an.

I'm furious? !
You are uneducated, you are a big ass!

It turned out that Zhu Pingan, an exhibitionist, sent himself a poem to humiliate himself, and I was so mad. At that time, I thought it was that bastard toad who wanted to eat swan meat!It turned out that I was being sentimental, and I was so mad!That bastard Zhu Ping'an must be snickering!

"Zhu Pingan, you are a big bastard! You are uneducated, you are a big ass! I want to tell my father to cut off the head of you, Zhu Pingan..."

The more she thought about it, the darker her face became, Princess Ning'an was about to go crazy, the sound of gnashing her teeth almost broke through the roof of Rongfu Palace.

(End of this chapter)