The rise of the poor

Chapter 910 God's Turn ([-])
Wang Yaozu's "Ode to Bamboo Chopsticks" is good, but it is only good. It is not astonishing, let alone Cui Hao's "Yellow Crane Tower", which makes the poet Li Bai put down his pen.

Cui Hao wrote a song "Yellow Crane Tower" on the Yellow Crane Tower: "In the past, people have gone by the yellow crane, and the Yellow Crane Tower is vacant here. The yellow crane will never return, and the white clouds will be empty for thousands of years. The grass is luxuriant on Yingwu Island. Where is the township pass at sunset, and the Yanbo River makes people worry." It has become an eternal swan song, and this song "Yellow Crane Tower" also sang the eternal name of the Yellow Crane Tower.

The Yellow Crane Tower is famous for this, but perhaps many people don't know that there is a pen stand near the Yellow Crane Tower.

Not long after Cui Hao wrote his poem, Li Bai, a poet known as the "Hundred Poems of Fighting Wine", also boarded the Yellow Crane Tower to enjoy the scenery. Poetry expresses emotion.When I picked up the pen, I found Cui Hao's "Yellow Crane Tower" and was impressed by it, so I put down the pen and put out the idea of ​​writing a poem, and reluctantly uttered a famous doggerel "Knock down the Yellow Crane Tower with one punch, Kick over Yingwu Island. There is a scene in front of you, but Cui Hao wrote a poem on it."

Obviously, Wang Yaozu's masterpiece, which he considers to be extraordinary, is far from reaching the point where Cui Hao's "Yellow Crane Tower" makes people stop writing.

All the people here are people who have passed the imperial examination on the single-plank bridge test. They are full of poetry and books. The idea that everyone is eager to try.

The full score is 80, and if you answer [-] points, I will not go up; but you only answered [-] points, then I have to go up for a long and short test.

Therefore, after Wang Yaozu, poems continued to be written at the poetry meeting.Adults one after another stepped forward and inscribed their poems on screen rice paper.

"Ode to Bamboo Chopsticks"

Mr. Xiao grabbed it and sent it to other people's mouth; in the sour and salty life, can you know the taste?

"Bamboo chopsticks"

Born in the mountains, enter the hall, don't get up without seeing the dining table.Common people, princes and princes shake hands frequently, and they taste the delicious food first.

"Ying Chopsticks"

When you are young, you are green, you are old, you are yellow, and each knot is concentric to form a pair.Don't know that the taste is good, and when the joys and sorrows come, we should taste them together.

……

Everyone will comment on every poem left.

When there is a good work, the poetry meeting will enter a small climax, everyone praises the good work, and there are constant comments and praises.

While Zhu Pingan was feasting, he was also paying attention to the situation on the court.

After about seven or eight people went up to write poems, Zhu Pingan noticed that the hearty and heroic official who was sitting opposite him, who was also the second seat, was also recommended by everyone, and stood up with a smile, and took up the writing brush. wrote a poem:
"Ying Chopsticks"

The two ladies are small in stature, they hold their waists and feet and move away.

If you want to taste it, unless you stick out your tongue.

Cough
Sure enough, he is a bold and unrestrained...

After reading his poems, Zhu Pingan almost got his throat stuck by a fishbone, and coughed several times before recovering.

"Haha, Master Yin, your poetry is absolutely perfect..."

"Hahaha, stick out your tongue, hahaha, it seems Lord Yin knows this well..."

"Yong Bamboo Chopsticks No.1."

"Fun, witty, and witty."

After the inscription of the official's poem, the poetry meeting reached its climax since the beginning. Everyone laughed continuously, and the arbor was about to be overturned by everyone's laughter. stop laughing.

Listening to everyone addressing the honest official as "Master Yin", Zhu Pingan finally knew who this honest official was.

The person who can be called Lord Yin is sitting in the first and second place, and there is no one else in this Prince Yu's mansion except Yin Shidan.

Ha ha
No wonder he is so bold and heroic, no wonder he is so uninhibited. It turns out that he is the famous "cabinet boxer" Yin Shidan.

Well, with such a physique and such an unruly style, it's no wonder that after being threatened by Gao Gong when he joined the cabinet, he punched Gao Gong.

Zhu Pingan understood it clearly, and couldn't help but look at Yin Shidan again.

"Lord Yin, are you reluctant to come back? There are no two little ladies there." Someone at the banquet joked with a smile.

Yin Shidan was very popular in Prince Yu's Mansion. After this playful poem was titled, the crowd burst into laughter, and some people kept making fun of Yin Shidan.

Of course, not everyone is pleasing to Yin Shidan's uninhibitedness.

For example, Gao Gong, Gao Gong was very displeased with Yin Shidan's behavior, how could it be proper for a dignified scholar to write such joke poems? !
"Bullshit."

Amidst a burst of laughter, Gao Gong glanced at Yin Shidan with disgust, half-closed his eyes, and snorted coldly.

Of course, Gao Gong's cold snort was too weak compared to the laughter of the crowd, and it was submerged in the laughter of the crowd after he uttered it, without causing many waves.

However, Zhu Pingan noticed it.

After recognizing Yin Shidan, Zhu Pingan has been paying attention to Gao Gong without any trace. He noticed Gao Gong's disgusted expression, and read the word "nonsense" from Gao Gong's lips in spoken language. Zhu Pingan couldn't help but Rubbing his chin, it turns out that Gao Gong has long looked down on Yin Shidan, no wonder Yin Shidan has been suppressed by Gao Gong since he entered the cabinet in the future.

After a burst of laughter, Yin Shidan bowed his hands to the crowd again, looked around at the audience, took everyone's expressions into his eyes, laughed and confessed his guilt, and said confidently to the crowd: "Haha, just a poem, Quan I thought Bo Zhujun smiled. The next song is what I want to write."

"what?"

"After a long time, it turns out that Mr. Yin, you are deliberately teasing us?!"

"Master Yin, you."

Hearing this, everyone was taken aback, and after a second of silence, they pointed at Yin Shidan dumbfounded.

After Yin Shidan finished speaking, he dipped the ink again and picked up the brush again, and started to splash ink on the screen.

In an instant, another song "Song of Chopsticks" appeared on the paper:
"Ying Chopsticks"

The barbarians were deeply amazed by the Han family's achievements, and the two chopsticks shuttled through the empty banquet.In the morning, finger the silver plate to tear away the beast, and in the evening, follow the green wine to intercept Feihong.Tigers and bears are timid and the rain is like tears, and the jade rabbit is cold and the moon is like a bow.Whoever looks at how thin the clip is, must know that the holder is a hero.

After finishing writing, on the writing table, Yin Shidan bowed his hands to the crowd, turned around and walked away gracefully, and returned to his seat without delay.

"Nice poem!"

"A school of glory in the Central Plains!"

"Reading Master Yin's "Ode to Chopsticks" is like traveling through history books, dreaming back to the Han and Tang Dynasties, and I am a dignified Ming Dynasty."

The moment Yin Shidan turned around, applause resounded through the arbor, and the response was not weaker than the witty version of "Yong Chopsticks" before.

"Good poetry."

Zhu Pingan also put down his chopsticks, and applauded along with the crowd. Yin Shidan's poem was better than those of the previous ones, and it was a level higher.

　Note: In the article, Yin Shidan’s second song "Yong Chopsticks" is quoted from the old man with a slight modification. In order to avoid taboo, the black dragon in it was changed to tiger and bear, and in order to fit Yin Shidan’s character, the hero in it was changed to hero.

　
(End of this chapter)