Strange world, I can seal the gods

Chapter 1305 Blasphemy
Liu Bang's eyes revealed a hint of pride: "When you are in the arena, you must have some hidden skills. Even my parents don't know about my portable space. You are lucky enough to see it today, so don't tell anyone."

As he was talking, the scripture in Liu Bang's hand disappeared. Then Liu Bang jumped into the coffin excitedly and took out a jade pillow from the coffin. The jade pillow was Deng Chanyu's jade pillow, which disappeared out of thin air in his hand.

There weren't many burial objects in Deng Chanyu's coffin, only about seven or eight. Liu Bang put all of them into the space, and then he muttered to himself: "These ancient immortals are so stingy, they are stingy to the extreme! In the ancient times, there were countless natural treasures, but they didn't know to use more as burial objects?"

As he spoke, Liu Bang looked Deng Chanyu up and down, then reached out and took off all the hairpins and hair accessories on Deng Chanyu's head.

"It's just an ordinary hair accessory. What's the use of taking it off?" Cui Yu couldn't help but complain when he saw this.

"What do you know? This is a hair ornament from the gods. Even if it has no use, it can be sold for a high price in the mortal world. It's a real antique. After we go back and hype it up, it will be a treasure that carries the blessings of gods and immortals. One piece of jewelry is enough to make me rich and start a new family. And ordinary rich people don't even have the qualifications to buy it."

Liu Bang touched the bracelet on Deng Chanyu's wrist again. "Don't think that this bracelet is just a mundane thing for a Qigong practitioner. It is useless and only looks good. But in the eyes of ordinary people, it is a pair of emeralds. It can be sold for tens of millions of taels of silver. What are we fighting for? We can't miss any wealth when we see the opportunity right in front of us."

"You took so many things, and those old guys up there are not blind. What are you going to say if they ask you about it?" Cui Yu said with regret.

"He can't find any evidence that we stole the tomb. Who knows if there have been tomb robbers here?" Liu Bang said confidently, "At most, we can ask them to search us. What can they do? Can they skin us alive?"

Liu Bang's voice was full of pride.

Seeing this, Cui Yu looked helpless, shook his head and ignored it, but continued to wander around to see if there was anything valuable in the tomb.

However, Cui Yu looked around the entire tomb and didn't see any treasures, so he could only walk into the main tomb. But when he came to the coffin, Cui Yu couldn't help but widen his eyes and looked at Liu Bang who was busy in the coffin. He couldn't help but widen his eyes and showed a touch of shock: "What are you doing!!!"

What did he see?
Deng Chanyu's shoes, socks, pants, and belt flew out of the coffin and landed randomly on the ground. Liu Bang was in the coffin with a flushed face and excited. After hearing Cui Yu's scolding, he poked his head out of the coffin with a flushed face: "Come quickly! The golden jade clothes! The clothes on this female fairy are all made of golden jade clothes. This is a good thing. This thing can delay the loss of life. Even those golden immortal ancestors will be tempted. If you get this thing, you can present it to the king in the future. It's not a problem to be granted a title of nobility, and it's the kind of actual territory. At that time, you can collect incense and become a god. It's simply soaring to the sky! This is a chance from heaven! This is a chance from heaven! Come and help me take off the clothes!"

Cui Yu looked at this eye-catching scene and couldn't help but frowned: "Aren't you afraid that the ancient corpse will come back to life and kill you?"

"I'm not afraid of being poor, so why should I be afraid of death?" Liu Bang looked at Cui Yu with a pair of eyes full of mockery: "Compared with death, living a mediocre life without being able to make a difference and being treated like an ant is more terrible."

After Liu Bang finished speaking, he began to take off his clothes. Cui Yu looked at Liu Bang's actions. Although he felt it was a bit eye-catching, he did not say much because what Liu Bang said made sense.

He and Deng Chanyu were not related, so there was no need for him to stop Liu Bang for Deng Chanyu. Although he also felt that it was not a good idea to do so, he did not stop her. To stop others from moving forward and blocking their every opportunity to make money is to be a life-and-death enemy!

He has a moral bottom line in his heart, so he can choose not to take off Deng Chanyu's clothes, but there is no reason for him to stop others from striving for progress.

Moreover, Liu Bang's face was full of excitement at the moment. If he really opened his mouth to stop him, the friendship between the two would probably collapse immediately.

Soon, Liu Bang had stripped off Deng Chanyu's coat, and then began to strip off her iron-body undergarment.

"Hehe, I think there's no need for that, right?" Cui Yu felt it was a bit irritating and couldn't help but speak up to advise.

"Why is it unnecessary? They are all dead anyway, why occupy this good thing? And do you think those old guys up there won't steal it? Even if I don't steal it, those old guys up there won't hold back." Liu Bang said righteously and convincingly.

After hearing what Liu Bang said, Cui Yu was speechless, because he felt that Liu Bang was right. Even if Liu Bang didn't go to rob, the group of old guys outside would not show mercy.

"You said that this female immortal has been dead for hundreds of thousands of years, how did she preserve her body? It's still chewy when you pinch it, softer than that of an 18-year-old girl." Liu Bang suddenly stuck his head out of the coffin and said to Cui Yu.

Cui Yu's face darkened when he heard this: "That is the corpse of a female immortal, and it has already turned into a zombie. It may get human energy and turn into a zombie at any time. You must not go too far."

"I've never tasted a female immortal! Such people dominated the world in the ancient times, and we don't even have the qualifications to look up to them!" Liu Bang squatted down as he spoke, and then there was a sizzling sound from the coffin. Cui Yu couldn't bear it any longer, and thought of Deng Chanyu suddenly opening her eyes. Then there was a scream from Liu Bang in the coffin, and she crawled out of the coffin in a hurry like a monkey, and at the same time she didn't forget to gather the clothes scattered on the coffin shelf: "She's resurrected! She's resurrected! Run! She's resurrected!"

Liu Bang was running, but Cui Yu did not run. Instead, he jumped onto the coffin and looked at Deng Chanyu, who looked like a porcelain doll, lying naked in the coffin. The black palm print on her chest was particularly conspicuous. Her thighs and waist were all covered with palm prints, and Deng Chanyu's mouth and cheeks were covered with Liu Bang's saliva.

"Are you a pervert? You can even harm a corpse?" Cui Yu cursed at the panicked Liu Bang. Then he jumped up and picked up a loose piece of clothing from the ground. Not knowing which unlucky guy it belonged to, Cui Yu picked up the clothing and put it on Deng Chanyu.

"What do you know, kid? This is the body of an immortal god, immortal for billions of years, no different from a living person. In the future, I, Liu Bang, will also be a grown man who has slept with a female immortal!" Liu Bang's voice was a little proud, and then he said to Cui Yu anxiously: "Come down quickly, let's find a way to slip out quickly. If nothing unexpected happens, the corpse has just absorbed my popularity and has begun to transform into a corpse."

Cui Yu ignored Liu Bang. Deng Chanyu's body had already turned into a corpse.

Cui Yu was helping Deng Chanyu put on clothes. When his fingers touched Deng Chanyu's body, it was indeed warm and soft, no different from a living person. No wonder Liu Bang had such evil thoughts.

Looking at the mess on Deng Chanyu's body, Cui Yu couldn't help but shook his head: "What a sin!"

Cui Yu put clothes on Deng Chanyu, then closed the lid of the coffin. He looked at Liu Bang, only to see that Liu Bang was fiddling with the items he had taken out of Deng Chanyu's coffin.

"After this sutra is published, you can make a copy. We can divide the clothes, jewelry and other things equally." Liu Bang placed all the things on the ground and began to divide them left and right.

"No need for that. I am devoted to practicing the Great Dao. These things are of no use to me. You should keep them for yourself." Cui Yu refused Liu Bang. He couldn't get over the hurdle in his heart.

"You are being polite, aren't you? I won't trust you unless we are on the same boat! If you don't take anything and then go to the princess and sue me, who can I turn to for justice?" Liu Bang looked at Cui Yu with a serious expression and said, "If you still want to be friends with me, you must accept these things, otherwise we will be enemies."

Cui Yu felt helpless when he heard this. Was he being forced into a desperate situation?

"I don't want the gold and jade clothes and underwear. I can't take them with me even if I take them. Just give me some jewelry." Cui Yu said.

A smile broke out on Liu Bang's face when he heard this, and he happily picked things on the ground, picking out a pair of jade bracelets, a pair of hairpins, a few head ornaments, and a silk scarf. At this moment, Liu Bang suddenly picked out a gray rope as thick as a thumb from the pile of clothes.

The rope seemed to be an old hemp rope, which seemed to have been weathered and would break at any time.

"Hey, how did a torn rope get in here? I guess one of our senior brothers' belt fell off and got mixed into the pile of clothes." As Liu Bang spoke, he threw the torn rope out with a look of disgust on his face.

Cui Yu looked at the worn-out rope that Liu Bang had thrown aside. Suddenly, an idea came to his mind. He walked forward, took the rope in his hand and looked at it: "You don't want this rope?"

"What's the use of a worn-out hemp rope?" Liu Bang said unhappily.

"Maybe this rope is the only most valuable treasure in the ancient tomb. Have you thought about it carefully? Do you really not want it? If you don't want it, I will take it!" Cui Yu looked at Liu Bang with a smile.

Liu Bang looked up in doubt and looked at the rope in Cui Yu's hand. Then he rushed over, took the rope in his hand, turned it over and looked at it, then sneered, "It's just a broken rope, what use can it have?"

"If it's a treasure, you'd be my grandfather! This broken rope might be the belt of some senior brother. What's the use of it?" Liu Bang said unhappily.

Cui Yu smiled when he heard this and said, "Then I'll take it. Don't regret it in the future."

"Take it away, I regret being your grandson." Liu Bang said unhappily.

Cui Yu smiled, pulled off his own belt, wrapped the rope into it, and tied it around his waist again.

"Are you serious?"

After seeing Cui Yu's actions, Liu Bang's eyes were full of surprise.

Cui Yu smiled and pointed at the objects on the ground: "You don't have to pick them. I don't like any of these objects. You can keep them for yourself. I have this rope, which is better than all your magic weapons."

Liu Bang looked at Cui Yu after hearing this. He sized him up for a while before sneering, "You just didn't want the treasure, so you took the rope to comfort me. Don't worry, I'm not the kind of person who eats alone. I have to give you half of what's here."

As he spoke, Liu Bang stood up and pointed at the two piles of items on the ground: "All the jewelry on her body belongs to you, and the jade clothes and underwear belong to me. After all, I took the initiative to take off her clothes. Do you have any objection to this division?"

"I have no objection at all. I have no objection to giving it all to you." Cui Yu said unhappily.

Liu Bang shook his head: "No, we are on the same page. I will be worried if you don't take anything!"

Cui Yu's eyes were full of speechlessness. He knew that things had come to this point and there was no point in continuing to argue.

Liu Bang smiled and said, "These things are all good stuff. When those old guys come down later, they will definitely search us. Don't worry, I will keep them for you. When we get to the outside world, I will give them to you quietly."

Cui Yu did not comment. When Liu Bang saw Cui Yu nodded in agreement, he put away all the treasures with a smile on his face. He couldn't suppress the smile on his face.

"By the way, when you were strolling in the ancient tomb before, did you notice any treasures? Such a large tomb should not have only so many burial objects, right?" Liu Bang was as excited as if he had been injected with chicken blood, his eyes full of anticipation.

“I found a passage, but because of the obstruction of the Feng Shui formation, I dare not step into it rashly.” Cui Yu said.

That passage leads to Tuxingsun's tomb. Cui Yu told Liu Bang about it at this time, which can be regarded as an advance plan.

"To an unknown place?" Liu Bang suddenly became excited: "Come on, accompany me to take a look."

"I think you should think of a good excuse. After all, the burial objects in the ancient tomb disappeared for no reason, and those elders need an explanation." Cui Yu looked at Liu Bang.

Liu Bang seemed to be looking at a fool when he heard this: "Isn't the explanation ready? Didn't you find an unknown passage? Let's say that a few brothers stole the treasure and then escaped through the passage. If the elders break the Feng Shui formation of the passage and don't find any traces of the brothers, it means that the Feng Shui formation is very mysterious, and there are mechanisms in the ancient tomb that we don't know about, so the brothers ran away through the mechanisms. Then there will be no evidence! Now we just need to throw the remains of the brothers in, and there are ten thousand ways to explain what happened next."

As Liu Bang spoke, he began to pick up the relics on the ground, then motioned Cui Yu to lead the way, all the way to the secret Feng Shui formation passage.

"This is a Feng Shui formation set up by the ancient immortals. We must not trespass." Liu Bang stared at it for a while and said to Cui Yu seriously.

(End of this chapter)