Origin of all things Arkham

Chapter 36
"Ouch~ Ouch my leg~ Hey...don't smash it, don't smash it! Put it down, someone will come later! Can't I let you smash it after I go back!"

Lin Enwei was sitting on the ground, surrounded by the kitten whose hammer he had confiscated, and was helping Lin En "make up" with the rotten grass roots dug out from the muddy ground.

Looking at its state, its dilated pupils, its constantly beating tongue, and its ferocity to swing the rotten grass roots to the back of its head and smash them down, Lynn suspected that the kitten was avenging its own personal revenge.

"Hush! Someone is coming!"

Lin En grabbed the kitten and pressed it into the mud next to it. The mud covered his body, covered his body and eyes, and the scream of the kitten surpassed Lin En's half-dead moaning.

"Very good, I didn't expect your acting skills to be so superb! Beautiful!"

From the outside of the field ridge, on a straight dirt road, an old farmer wearing a hat and a first aid kit came driving a tractor with an empty bucket.

"Son, are you okay. Take it easy, you'll be fine."

He's an old man, but he's actually not too old. He's probably about 60 or [-] years old. Needless to say, he must be Superman's adoptive father, old Kent, if he is so anxious for justice.

"I'm fine, but my leg..."

"Meow--!"

The little cat showed a wave of presence in a timely manner.

"Son, what's your name, why did you drop here?"

Regarding this issue, Lynn of course also made preparations in advance.

So, in Lynn's mouth, he became an unsatisfactory person who was tired of the city because of the death of his relatives and the betrayal of his business partners, and planned to buy a farm in the countryside and spend the rest of his life.

"I'm from Gotham next door, over there... I don't know if I love that city, so when I decided to leave it, I subconsciously chose the place closest to it.

I might have been your neighbor, Mr. Jonathan.

But now it seems that my bad luck is still going on. I didn't expect that just a simple trip to survey the area and terrain of the farm would make me like this.

Ugh……"

Holding the kitten and lying in the empty bucket behind the tractor, Lin En became more and more involved, and the timing of sighing became better and better.

"Son, don't think so, life is not always smooth sailing, and of course it will not always be unlucky.

Falling from such a high altitude, you only broke your leg, and it will be fine if you take care of it. Isn't that already very lucky? "

The countryside is no better than a big city. If Lynn wants to go to the hospital, it will take a lot of effort, so Jonathan Kent directly pulled Lynn into his home.

After all, he picked people up from his own land.

Therefore, Lynn's initial plan to contact the Superman family was temporarily successful.

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Two days later, Lynn was lying in the hospital and borrowed a mobile phone to call Master Batterman.

The purpose is very simple and straightforward: to ask for money.

And the whole dialogue process is very simple and rude.

"Wayne, it's me."

"I can tell."

"I need some money."

"Account, card number."

"You don't even ask me what I do?"

"How much do you want."

"I don't know, I want to buy a farm, it's not too big, it's in..."

"No more than 500 million. You should go to Alfred for this kind of problem in the future. Goodbye."

"What are you going to do, in such a hurry?"

"I crashed a Lamborghini and I'm going to buy three more."

"…………excuse me."

Lynn who hung up the phone was full of question marks, and he didn't react at all.

So is this the legendary banknote ability? !
People didn't ask what the money was for, because they didn't take the pocket money at all!
Lynn also has to admit now that as long as he still lives in the human social environment, as long as he has not reached the level of fighting the world alone, no matter whether it is a superhero, an alien or a decent villain, he will always Still can't lose the help of banknote ability.

In many cases, the witty changes within the established rules cannot be separated from the support of money.

No wonder the little spider and the Flash got along so badly...

Lynn has always been greedy for money, but he only realized the power of money today.

"No wonder you can be the number one giant in Zhenglian."

The wages of other giants are paid by the old bat!
"Well, let's work honestly for others."

……

After staying at Jonathan's house for a day, Lynn had a real close contact with Jonathan and his wife, and once again confirmed that his thinking was correct.

It's really too simple for the villain to force Superman to blacken, and he just started with the old couple, ensuring that Superman will split the earth in half with a single knife.

At the same time, this short day of getting along also made Lin En change his plan.

Originally, he was planning to get close to Jonathan's family, and then act as an envoy of justice at a certain moment to save Jonathan's life, so as to make Dachao's anchor point more stable.

Now, Lin En really felt that old Jonathan was a good person, and he was really willing to help if he was in trouble.

Therefore, relying on Lynn's foresight and deliberate intentions, after chatting with Jonathan about farm construction and management for a day, Lynn successfully became what Jonathan called a "good boy".

That is to say, it is not a practice to burn yellow paper to beg for help, otherwise, the day Lin En feels that his leg has been healed, he may become a big super cheap uncle.

It is also because of this that Lynn changed his plan and decided to really buy the farm next door to Dachao’s house. Not to mention anything else, Lynn was from China in his previous life, and he naturally liked to plant something in the soil.

I really got a farm operation, and it feels pretty good.

That's how Lynn called Wayne.

…………

Alfred's actions were still very professional and fast. In just one day, everything Lynn wanted and a full set of procedures were placed in front of him.

When Lynn limped on crutches and invited Jonathan and his wife to the celebration banquet, Jonathan was also very surprised.

"Son, your legs don't look like they'll be able to walk right away."

"Haha, the two of us were too nervous at the time. In fact, it wasn't serious at all. According to what the doctor said, it was more serious than a cat scratching. Otherwise, he wouldn't have let me go out of the hospital."

Old Jonathan thought about it, yes, the child looked seriously injured at the time, but his leg was neither red nor swollen, and it didn't hurt. It was probably a bone fracture or something, but he had just experienced a plane crash at the time, so he might have been a little scared .

However, old Jonathan was still a little puzzled: "What do you mean by the celebration banquet? To celebrate you being discharged from the hospital, or..."

"Of course it's more than that. You see."

Lynn pulled the old Jonathan to the window of his house, pointed to the old farmer's house that was breaking ground far outside, and said happily: "What I want to celebrate is that I bought the farm next door, so I will pay more attention to it." a good neighbor.

Also, I feel like my bad luck might actually be gone.

At least, as long as I stay on this farm honestly in the future, there should be no bad luck daring to find me.Hahahaha, this is the safest place in the world! "

(End of this chapter)