Hong Kong Compilation begins with a serious case of anger

Football matches are divided into the first half and the second half. At the end of the second half, the game usually enters overtime, which is to make up for the time lost due to various timeouts in the middle of the game.

The second half is coming to an end, that is, it has entered overtime. Before the overtime can determine the winner, if the game is tied, it will enter a brutal penalty shootout.

Argentina lost by two points in the first half and came back with a bang in the second half. This gave fans some hope, just like the [-] bends on a mountain road, but there was no if.

The head coach of the Argentine team and several of the main players made a gesture. Others thought it was an agreed-upon tactic, but in fact it was for them to proceed according to the plan and delay the time to enter the penalty shootout.

As long as it enters a penalty shootout, those who bought Hong Kong Island to win or Argentina to win will be cut off like leeks, because no one expected that they could reach the point of a penalty kick, and few people bought this odds. The banker behind the scenes doesn’t make too much money.

Of course, Liu Jizu had no knowledge of all this. After all, the World Cup bookmakers bought the Argentina team and did not buy them. They were just a dark horse by luck. Some people think that they played match-fixing and bribed their opponents to reach the final.

In fact, this is indeed the case, but it is the banker who bribes the opponent, not them.

"Damn it, I wish I could really do the Vajra Kick. Go up and give them a few kicks."

In the audience, Zhou Xingxing looked angrily. This had nothing to do with being an undercover agent, but mainly to help his own people.

"I prefer that I have the golden right foot." Cao Dahua curled his lips and touched his belly. His most brilliant role in the movie is the golden right foot. However, in reality, like Zhou Xingxing, he is also an amateur football player. They can't even be called it, so they can only stare.

"Hey, you said that boy A'dao can play at the amateur level. If we start training after we go back, can we also play in the next World Cup?"

Cao Dahua looked at him seriously, "Are you serious? The next competition will be four years later. Are you going to be an undercover agent for these four years? Don't you plan to marry Amin?"

"Then why don't I quit?" Zhou Xingxing rolled his eyes, "For a few thousand dollars a month, why should I risk my life? You see, I've become a big star undercover now, and where will I go undercover in the future? When people look at it, hey, isn’t this Zhou Xingxing who plays Kung Fu Football? How can I be an undercover agent?”

"Besides, when you make a movie with a salary of millions, where can you find such a good thing?"

"That's true." Cao Dahua thought thoughtfully. Now that Zhou Xingxing has decided not to work, it's up to him to follow him to make movies. Even if he doesn't make millions per movie, his salary of hundreds of thousands is still better than what he would earn if he made a movie. Being undercover is comfortable, but the years of being undercover combined are not as much as the money earned from one movie.

"Alas" the two of them sighed at the same time. As the movie was released on Hong Kong Island and became a hit at the box office, these two undercover veterans might be unemployed in the future. Everyone knows them wherever they go, so how can they be undercover? ?Change your career as soon as possible.

drop--

The referee blew the whistle, and then looked down at his watch from time to time. Obviously, the time was almost up. Of course, the watch would automatically vibrate as a reminder when the time was up.

But the players on the scene still knew that the next step was their last chance. The Argentine players were very relaxed. They just needed to prevent their opponents from scoring. They were not in a hurry to attack at all, and everything went according to plan.

After grabbing the ball, the ball kept lingering in the goal, but it just didn't go in. The Argentine players showed their strength and the defense was impeccable. Liu Jizu couldn't find a chance because there were three players staring at him.

When others pass the ball to each other, they are always stared at by the opponent's goalkeeper, who catches the shot as soon as it is shot. The Hong Kong Island team has kicked the goal three times in a row, and the goalkeeper caught it every time, as if in the first half. The two goals scored in the field were really mistakes.

Oh, the game was almost over. After receiving the ball, an Argentinian player quickly ran towards Hong Kong Island's half. Others also returned to defend. At this time, Adao happened to be blocking his path.

"Huh? You can't even think of passing by me." Adao opened his eyes wide and stared at the other person with a funny look on his face.

The Argentine player had a funny look on his face. Where did this come from? He knew that the opponent's player was an amateur in the field because he was the only one running and panting on the field. At first glance, Just amateurs who don’t have the physical strength to keep up.

Whether it was them or the other player at the scene, there was only one player who could breath heavily and walk with his tongue hanging out without exhausting his energy. In addition, his appearance was also obscene and funny. It was difficult for people not to remember him. .

The Argentinian player smiled disdainfully and came up with a good idea. He performed a rainbow dribble, carried the ball past the opponent in a cool way, and then continued to sprint forward.

Suddenly, an accident occurred. Because they lost two goals in a row in the first half, many Argentine fans were angry that they had lost money and threw their things on the court. Although during the break, they were already beaten by the staff. The cleanup is almost done, but some fish inevitably slip through the net.

A piece of green peel from an unknown fruit fit perfectly into the terrain of the lawn. From a distance, it was impossible to tell. After the player passed A'Tao with the ball, he just stepped on it.

slippery
Peng!
There was a loud sound, and the dark-skinned player, who had just been showing off his skills, fell directly into the mud. Adao felt a toothache, and he didn't know if the opponent would break a few teeth with such a fall.

"Eh, no, it's an opportunity."

Adao suddenly reacted and took advantage of the opponent's inability to get up. He quickly stepped forward to grab the ball, then turned around and rushed towards the Argentine player.

Everyone else was dumbfounded. They were just about to run over there, but they were robbed halfway?

The Argentinian player fell a little hard, but he still struggled to lift a piece of peel. He yelled that it was not his skill, but that a peel had hurt him, and he couldn't blame him for his trouble.
The big-screen photographer thought this scene was a bit funny and gave the camera to him. Then, the audience on the court saw this funny scene. After a player lost the ball, he hurriedly raised a piece of peel to explain.

Adao hurriedly rushed towards the goal with the ball, but someone had already returned to defend halfway. A defender got stuck on the road in front of him, and the goalkeeper behind him stared at him. He knew that if there was no flaw, I can't score a kick, and I don't have the skills to hit a curve ball.

"Azu, catch the ball -" Adao hurriedly kicked the ball to the surrounded Liu Jizu when the opponent was grabbing the ball.

Liu Jizu seized the opportunity and sprinted a few steps. An Argentinian player behind him grabbed his clothes without any morals and tried to stop him, but was unable to withstand his strong strength. His clothes were torn directly and he continued to move forward.

Halfway through, he turned around, did a backflip in mid-air, and hung upside down from the golden hook——

Under the observation of the camera, a perfect tipped ball flew into the net.

"The ball went in, the golden hook was passed upside down, and the most exciting goal in the game appeared."

The previous unlucky commentator was replaced by a black man. He didn't have any discrimination and said whatever he wanted, so he didn't get a beer bottle thrown at him.

"Let's take a look at the slow motion replay. It's out. Let's enjoy it together."

The camera crew moved very quickly. After a while, Liu Jizu's wonderful shot was cut out and put on the big screen again. In slow motion, a ball was flying upside down and hit by Liu Jizu. At the same time, there were people beside him. The two Argentinian players who served as the background wall were rushing to steal the ball, but they did not stop it.

An extremely handsome goal, even the fans on the opposite side were deeply obsessed with this handsome goal.

"Hey man, I realize I like this team too, what should I do?"

Two young white men, wearing Argentina uniforms, were whispering. They originally supported Argentina, but they were fascinated by Liu Jizu's extremely handsome upside-down golden hook and planned to change clubs.

"Haha, man, you asked the right person. I have been prepared for this emergency for a long time. Let's see what this is." The young foreigner next to him took out two items from his backpack with a proud look on his face. jersey.

The other one opened his eyes wide, "Huh?! Hong Kong Island team jersey, you still prepared this."

"Hey, just tell me if you want it or not." The white young man ignored him. Under the astonished eyes of some people nearby, he took off his Argentina jersey and put on another team's jersey.

"Yes, yes." Another guy immediately put on his jersey with a smile on his face.

Then, under the disdainful eyes of others, the two began to cheer for the Hong Kong Island team by waving the flag.

Bah, these two traitors.

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"Oops, special circumstances." Argentina's head coach frowned. This was an unplanned emergency. The bosses behind the scenes asked them to tie the game and then enter a penalty shootout, but now they It became three to two, which was tricky.

Then the head coach immediately asked the referee's assistant to change players, and while there was still a little time at the end, he replaced the substitute players to try to score a goal in the last minute and tie the game.

The substitute players have never played and have sufficient physical strength.

After being replaced, the referee blew the game whistle, and the substitutes immediately began to sprint with all their strength. Even the goalkeeper stopped guarding the goal. All Argentina players pressed forward together.

"Well, are they crazy? They don't even bother to defend the goal? Hurry, get back to defense."

No need for Coach Peter to shout, the players have already started to defend. The Argentine team is going crazy and ignores the defense. Now as long as the ball is robbed, they are in danger of losing a point.

Is this considered burning the boat?

call out--

The football flew up in an arc and was kicked into the goal, but Liu Jizu jumped high at the door and blocked the ball with his head. The ball rolled to the ground and there was another scramble immediately. A player from the Hong Kong Island team just grabbed it. A dark-skinned guy intercepted the ball and passed the ball.

Passed to the back, then to the left, perfectly came to the other direction, and shot again after passing the ball three times in a row.This is the Argentine team showing its true strength. The ball flew quickly towards the goal again, and this time the substitute aimed at an air defense in the lower plate, and no one had time.

But the accident still happened. Adao, who was in the chaos, was tripped by someone and fell directly onto the lawn. Then
"Ouch, which grandson slaps me in the face?!"

Adao was hit in the face by a violent ball, which made Adao's nosebleed. However, he was lucky enough not to hit the goal. In the chaos, the ball was kicked out of bounds again.

drop--

The referee blew the whistle and gestured to indicate that the opponent should kick off the ball.

"Damn, that's bad luck." A'dao covered his nosebleed with an indignant look on his face, "Hey, I've been beaten to the point of bleeding from the nose, why isn't it considered a foul?"

Liu Jizu smiled and patted him on the shoulder, "I guess the time is almost up. As long as the ball is not scored, the time will be over. You are a great contributor."

The Argentine players' faces were heavy because it was about to end. Although the coach didn't say how much time was left, they walked around anxiously and knew that there was not much time.

drop--

The referee blew the whistle, and the Argentine player passed the ball again. This time the ball flew in a perfect arc and rushed to the feet of a player in the distance. Because there were too many people at the goal gate, there was no confidence in going in directly. Liu Jizu was guarding the middle. They dared to pass the ball to the center, but Liu Jizu immediately scored a world record-breaking header.

The football flew through a high arc and finally came to one of their main forwards. After the forward took it, he found an opportunity.

[May God bless me, the last ball. 】

Use force, kick, shoot——

In the expectant eyes of the main forward, the football flew toward the goal at super fast speed. Time seemed to have stopped at this moment, and then...
A wretched head once again appeared on the air defense in the upper right corner, blocking the ball.

"Ah, my nose." Adao covered his nose in pain and fell to the ground. At this time, the referee also blew the whistle.

"The game is over, the whole game is over, the referee blows the whistle."

The commentator stood up so excited that he even overturned the water around him. "It's incredible. The team from Hong Kong Island won the game. They will win the World Cup Hercules Cup. They are the champions."

"Oh oh--"

Everyone cheered and ran over to hug Adao. This was their biggest contributor. He blocked the incoming football with his nose twice at the last moment.

But facing the camera, Adao's nosebleeds and tears flowed together, and she burst into tears. It was not because she was excited, but because it hurt too much.

On the other hand, in Argentina, everyone lowered their heads sadly, lying on the ground or sitting on the ground with a dejected look. They lost to an unknown team, which was really disappointing.

The head coach had a dark face and even threw water on the ground. Now he will charge a lot less money.
A reporter held up a microphone and asked, "Player No. 18, Mr. Adao, you kept crying. Aren't you very touched?"

Adao wiped the nosebleed and said with tears, "No, I am in pain. I tried to block it with my forehead both times, but the calculation was wrong. I am a little bit taller and a bit faster." , so I blocked the ball with my face, and you see, my nose is crooked."

"Hey, you put me down, my nose, my nose, I want to see a doctor, I want to see a doctor, so as not to disfigure my face." Before Adao could finish speaking, he was hugged high by the players and thrown hard Up in the sky, again and again.

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"Azu, you are great——"

"We won, we won."

Before Liu Jizu could react, he was hugged by a group of warblers, and they kissed each other excitedly, with red lip marks all over their faces.

The first one to hug him was the little Jew, then the Fang sisters, Hong Kong students, and Zhu Wanfang.
"Ahem, yes, we won." Liu Jizu coughed and wiped the lip marks on his face calmly. Fortunately, they were all immersed in the joy of the Hercules Cup and did not overturn their jealousy.

"Oh oh, we won, we got the Hercules Cup."

After cheering for nearly 10 minutes, Adao put on a band-aid and happily brought the Hercules Cup to the high platform, but his obscene steps made everyone laugh.

Liu Jizu took the Hercules Cup and looked at Zhou Xingxing and Cao Dahua who were wearing jerseys in the audience with envious expressions. He waved his hand to signal them to come over.

"Us?" Cao Dahua pointed to himself and asked Zhou Xingxing with a surprised look on his face, "We are not substitute players, are we? Can we go up and take a group photo?"

Zhou Xingxing looked excited, "Whatever, BOSS tells us to go over there, let's just go over there, hurry up and go, it's okay to promote the movie."

"Oh, I brought a poster. Let's go for a walk and show your face." Cao Dahua happily picked up a Kung Fu Football poster, then followed him up and took a photo with a chuckle.

A reporter saw Cao Dahua coming up with a poster and curiously asked what it was.

Cao Dahua looked at Liu Jizu and knew that his boss had given permission, so he started to explain directly, "This is our new movie Kung Fu Football. It was filmed for this World Cup. It's really good. Everyone, please remember to support me. I'm here." Audition to play the golden right foot"

Zhou Xingxing came over and said, "I'm the King of Power inside, although in reality I'm just a substitute player."

Of course he is not a substitute, but if he says that he is a substitute at this time, others will not tell him.

The reporter pointed at the poster curiously, "Is this the movie? Oh, I have to buy a ticket that night to support it."

Then the reporter took a microphone to interview Liu Jizu and asked him how he felt about winning the Hercules Cup this time.

Liu Jizu smiled, picked up the Hercules Cup, which is handed down once every four years, and kissed it, "I have nothing to say. I just want to say one thing to the fans around the world. In ancient times, this sport was called Cuju, and we are the origin of football." So it’s normal to get this trophy today.”

"I hope that if we continue to work hard in the future, more Chinese teams can win this trophy."

There were many people in the audience who stayed. These were overseas Chinese who supported the Chinese themselves, as well as some white fans who were conquered by Liu Jizu. After hearing Liu Jizu’s words, they also applauded——

For a while, there was thunderous applause.

Media from all over the world also reported the results of this competition. An unknown Chinese team actually won the Hercules Cup.

For a time, the scenery was unlimited and the reputation rose.

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One month later, Liu Jizu was awarded the Justice of the Peace by the Hong Kong Governor. Two months later, the charity work carried out by Liu Jizu and Li Shangzheng was exposed. They had selflessly donated Pagoda candy and eradicated polio for many years. Together they were awarded a United Nations passport.

This passport does not have many rights. It only enjoys visa exemption, fast customs clearance, security inspection, etc., as well as diplomatic immunity in the country where the non-nationality is located, but it is more of an affirmation of a person and can be regarded as a kind of The highest honor.

Three months later—

In a certain desert, a convoy was driving in the deserted desert. They came to hunt for treasure.

The team leader is Meng Bo, who is known as the city hunter. He is not only a private detective, but also has rich adventure experience. This time he received a treasure hunting mission in the desert. It is said that he is looking for tons of treasures looted by Germany during World War II. Gold, and there are several Chinese faces following him, Youtian Yangsheng, Xiaofu, Peng Yixing.
Meng Bo looked at A'dao and Liu Jizu with a puzzled expression.

"Hey, I said, why are you following me to this desert? I don't even know if there is gold in it, and even if there is, according to the regulations, you can't share the money. The most you can give is a red envelope. You have worked so hard and come here without pay. What’s the sand for?”

Adao had a frown on his face, "Stop it, I participated in the God of Gamblers Competition and lost all the money I won from the World Cup. I also owe a lot of debt. I will never be able to pay it back in my lifetime, unless I can follow you." Digging for treasure.”

Meng Bo pointed at Liu Jizu who was sleeping in the car, "What about him? Isn't he the big boss? Why are he here?"

Hearing this, Adao became more energetic and said with a look of gloating, "He came here to hide from women. He drank too much the night he got the Hercules Cup and forgot to take protective measures. Now there are several women I want to catch him and take him back to get married."

Liu Jizu was lying in the car, dreaming beautifully. He dreamed of leading his team to the World Cup again four years later, and from then on the football world became a Chinese world.
"The Hercules Cup is mine. Phew. Phew."

"You guys, don't fight, line up one by one and get in on your own." (End of Chapter)