Lianliankan

Chapter 326: You want to die, let me help you

"At dawn this morning, before our whole family woke up, Shazhu instigated the three children of Qin Huairu's family to come to our house, kneel down beside the bed, and ask for New Year's money from us. Everyone commented that when encountering this kind of In this case, can I not pay you?"

The third aunt expressed support for her husband: "You don't know that those three children won't leave even if they kneel down, and they won't get up unless they give me money!

Forget it, what are you talking about, one or three yuan is not too little, it won’t be better if you don’t give it to us... What is the difference between this and blackmailing? "

Hearing what the two said was interesting, everyone laughed unkindly, and one of them asked: "Then how much did you give, so that everyone can open their eyes?"

Yan Bugui raised three fingers sadly: "One yuan per person, three yuan in total!"

"Haha, this is not like the third uncle's style at all!"

"Why are you so generous this time, Mr. Third? The sun is really shining in the west."

"Didn't you listen to what he said? This is because someone was holding him up in the air. Otherwise, with the temperament of the third uncle, it would be generous to give him a dime."

In the midst of everyone's discussion, Liu Haizhong spoke: "Silly Zhu, is what this second uncle said true?"

Shazhu Bachelor said: "It's true."

"Why?"

"No reason, I just miss the third uncle!"

"No, didn't we discuss this in a meeting that day? Why did you knowingly violate it?"

Silly Zhu opened his eyes and lied: "I didn't hear anything. At the end of the meeting that day, the seller of peanuts and melon seeds came. Everyone yelled and ran to buy some, so I followed. As for what was said in the meeting, I didn't hear anything."

Liu Haizhong didn't believe it, so he accused Shazhu: "Sinzhu, stop being so messy. I don't know you anymore."

After saying that, he asked Yan Bugui and Xu Damao: "You two, tell me, how should we deal with people like Silly Zhu who have no respect for their elders and no rules in the courtyard?"

Xu Damao sneered and said, "What should we do? Silly Zhu is responsible for this. Let him pay for it. The money must be paid out. There is no rule without rules. If everyone follows Silly Zhu's example, won't there be chaos in the backyard?"

Yan Bugui echoed: "That's right, there's no such thing. I just wish you New Year's greetings, but you still have to bang the bowl and curse me. It's like begging for food. It's unlucky for me this year."

Liu Haizhong nodded, and after scanning the crowd with no results, he asked Xu Damao: "Where's Qin Huairu? Ask her to ask Banggeng and the others whether the money is with them or given to Shazhu."

Xu Damao pretended to be confused, pretending to understand: "Qin Huairu went back to her parents' house early in the morning, and she couldn't ask even if she wanted to. But let me tell you, the money is most likely with Silly Zhu, after all, he is the mastermind!"

Jia Zhang immediately followed up: "Yes, I asked the three children, and they all said they didn't take it."

"Hey, Grandma Banggeng, are you trying to burn bridges now? Just ask someone, do I look like the kind of person who takes advantage of children?"

Mrs. Jia Zhang turned her head away from Si Zhu, but continued: "That's impossible to say. Anyway, I believe in my grandson."

"Okay, then you call Bangge and the others out and let me ask them in person in front of the big guys!"

"The children stayed up late last night and are still asleep now. What if they get cold and catch a cold? Will you pay for it?"

"I..." When meeting someone like Jia Zhang, Shazhu had no choice but to admit defeat.

"Yeah, I'm unlucky, whatever you say."

Xu Damao added insult to injury: "Silly Zhu, stop talking nonsense and pay the money quickly!"

Silly Zhu retorted: "Xu Damao, didn't you say that you are Bangge's stepfather? You should pay the money."

"Don't come here!" Xu Damao was an unprincipled person. Seeing this situation, he immediately distanced himself from the relationship:
"Banggen and the others are named Jia, and my surname is Xu. Why should I pay compensation? Besides, this was your fault. You must bear at least half of the responsibility."

Yan Bugui agreed: "Da Mao's words make sense. No matter who owns the money, Silly Zhu, you can't get away with it because you are the instigator!"

Silly Zhu: "Stop talking nonsense to me. I'll cost you three yuan. If you don't know, I'd think I'd kill you. You're really good. You deserve to be in the hospital. No, it should be in a few nearby alleys. It's famous." Abacus master.

You are so embarrassed to be a teacher, let me tell you, don't go back and bring out a bunch of abacus masters, then you will be guilty of a big sin, what is this called, yes, misleading the children. "

Although Yan Bugui never said it, he always showed that his cultural level was superior to others. This shows how proud he is of his status as a teacher deep down.

Now that he was so slandered by Silly Zhu, it was strange that he could bear it. He was so angry that he lost his composure on the spot and made marketable remarks.

"Silly Zhu, you are just a bastard, a scoundrel, a troublemaker..."

Silly Zhu refused to give in: "Then I am better than you. At least I dare to say what I do, but what about you? Do you dare to tell everything about what you did in front of everyone?"

At this time, no matter how slow Yan Bugui was, he realized that all Si Zhu did was to gain weight in revenge for his previous broken promise.

Yan Bugui had the intention to reveal that Si Zhu had stolen the wheel, but was afraid that the guy would hurt both sides, so he revealed that he would not do anything after accepting the gift. Under heavy scruples, Yan Bugui had no choice but to swallow his nerve and seek help from Liu Haizhong.

"Old Liu, you are the big man in the courtyard, what do you think we should do about this matter?"

Liu Haizhong slammed the table and shouted to Silly Zhu: "Sinzhu, this happened because of you, it's up to you to pay the money to the second uncle."

"Okay, no problem!"

Silly Zhu agreed unexpectedly, and then, under the astonished eyes of everyone, he walked to the center of the venue, took a bench, and sat down with his legs crossed.

Yan Bugui asked in confusion: "Hey, I'll refund the money if I say it, what's your attitude?"

Silly Zhu said: "Kowtow to me, I don't understand. Then let me ask you, have your three children kowtowed to you? I tell you, I am willing to return the money three times, but one code will be one code, and your family will have to kowtow to you." Give me your head.

Third uncle, why are you knocking your head off to me? How can I return the money to you?Of course, considering that you are the third uncle and you want to save face, then I will take a step back. "

Having said this, he paused, smiled evilly at Yan Jiecheng and said, "Then who will kowtow on my head for you? Three yuan a head!"

Yan Jiecheng: "...Silly Zhu, you fart!"

Silly Zhu grabbed the words and said to everyone: "Listen, everyone, listen, does this sound like what a teacher's child said? He has no respect for his elders and doesn't kowtow, right? OK, the money is gone!"

It’s true that Yan Bugui loves money, but he wants to lose face, so he can’t kowtow or kneel down. Just when he was about to say a few harsh words and leave angrily, he heard Zhao Ye say coldly:

"Jie Di, why are you still standing there? Go and kowtow to Silly Zhu. Remember, it's three yuan for each head, so kowtow a few more times!"

Yan Bugui's eyes suddenly lit up when he heard the words, and he also urged his ten-year-old daughter: "Jie Di, hurry up, do as your brother Zhao Ye said." Yan Jiedi was stunned for a few seconds, and soon understood, and rushed to In front of Shazhu, he couldn't help but kowtow.

In Si Zhu's helpless expression, Zhao Ye began to help count: "One, two, three...ten..."

Silly Zhu finally came to his senses, jumped aside suddenly, and stammered: "No, no, are you really knocking me?"

Zhao Ye replied for Yan Jiedi: "You didn't say that, let the Yan family's children kowtow to their father. Why, do you want to admit it?"

Yan Bugui, who received Zhao Ye's support, also said sarcastically: "Yeah, Silly Zhu, you can't keep your word, can you?"

Xu Damao also would not let go of this opportunity to beat up the drowned dog, and followed up by shouting: "Silly Zhu, if you are a man, just happily pay 30 yuan, don't let the big guys look down on you."

"That's right, Silly Zhu, I can tell you that our Jie Di's head cannot be knocked in vain. If you don't pay, then it will be paid back three times. One three gets three, and there are thirty heads in total."

The person who said this was Yu Li. As Yu Haitang's sister, this girl was not someone to be trifled with. She hated Silly Zhu for embarrassing her husband just now, and now she wanted to take it back.

Faced with the siege of several people, Shazhu suddenly felt that he couldn't resist. He simply tilted his head and said unreasonably: "I want money or my life. You just have to do it!"

Seeing that Sha Zhu was acting rogue in public, all Yan Bugui and others could do was to unite with the neighbors to criticize Sha Zhu, and they could only place their hope on Zhao Ye.

And Zhao Ye did not disappoint a few people. He whispered something to Ding Qiunan first, then separated from the crowd and walked straight to Shazhu.

As soon as he saw Zhao Ye approaching, Silly Zhu suddenly started to beat up in his heart, and said with some sternness: "Zhao, this is a grudge between me and the Yan family. It has nothing to do with you. You'd better mind your own business!"

Zhao Ye replied: "Who said it has nothing to do with me? This girl Jie Di kowtowed to you after listening to my words. If you don't return it, won't I have a conscience?

So, I give you two options.First, you do as you say and you will pay 30 yuan.Second, you kowtow to Jie Di thirty times in front of everyone.Say, which one do you choose? "

Silly Zhu was dissatisfied and said: "What if I don't choose any of them?"

"If you don't choose any of them, then I have to do it myself and escort you to kowtow to Jie Di."

As he spoke, he rolled up his sleeves and told Yu Li: "Find a stool for Jie Di and help her sit down to prepare for Silly Pillar's worship."

"No problem!" Yu Li enjoyed seeing Silly Zhu's joke and hurriedly pulled her sister-in-law and pushed her onto the stool handed over by Yan Bugui.

Seeing that Zhao Ye seemed to be serious about it, Shazhu immediately panicked and couldn't help but retreated until he retreated to the steps of his home, where he was so shaken that he looked up to the sky.

"Wait, if you force me again, believe it or not, I will die for you!"

Zhao Ye seemed to have heard a big joke and said to the neighbors: "Hey, this is really strange. Silly Zhu is willing to seek death and survive. It's eye-opening! It's eye-opening!"

Everyone burst into laughter. It is true that Shazhu's image of being a free-spirited person in the past was so deeply rooted in people's hearts that no one could have imagined that he still had this side.

Silly Zhu's face turned red, and he stood up and argued: "You're just laughing. Scholars can be killed but not humiliated. Do you understand? Anyway, I'm leaving the words here. Zhao Ye, if you dare to force me, then I will hang myself from the beam. What a big deal we have." Let’s break up!”

After saying that, as if to prove that he was not bluffing, Silly Zhu walked to the door of his house, stood on tiptoes and stuffed the scarf through the gap in the door frame, then tied a slipknot, pretending to put it through his neck.

"Wait a moment."

Zhao Ye's opening made Shazhu feel very proud. Look at it, he said that he was afraid of his life. He was really honest!

I want to force him to submit!Damn, there’s no door!

Just when everyone and Silly Zhu thought that Zhao Ye was about to compromise, Zhao Ye stepped forward uncharacteristically, shortened the scarf, and tied it into a tight knot again.

"The way you tied it just now is not strong, and your feet can touch the ground. You have to tie it like me."

Then, he clapped his hands and made an invitation gesture.

"Please, everyone is waiting, don't wait any longer!"

Seeing the dumbfounded look on Silly Zhu's face, Zhao Ye sneered and asked: "What the hell, you're not just talking, are you?"

"I, I..." Silly Zhu's face turned red, and he couldn't say a complete sentence for a long time.

Yi Zhonghai, who had been reluctant to express his opinion, became anxious and quickly advised: "Zhao Ye, you can't joke about this kind of thing. Do you really want to force Zhu Zhu to death?"

Zhao Ye pretended to be puzzled and said: "Oh, this is strange. It's obvious that Silly Zhu committed a scandal himself and was shameless in public, so he took the initiative to seek death. What does it have to do with me, Zhao Ye? Everyone is listening. , Uncle Yi, don’t even think about throwing dirty water on me!”

After quarreling with Yi Zhonghai, Zhao Ye turned to look at Si Zhu again and urged:

"Hurry up, everyone's time is limited, and we don't have time to act with you here."

Silly Zhu swallowed his saliva, he had no conscience, he originally just wanted to scare Zhao Ye, but unexpectedly this living king of hell refused to let him go, forcing him into a situation where he was riding a tiger and it was difficult to get off.

After grabbing the scarf and tugging on it, and finding that it was indeed tied very firmly, Silly Zhu was as expected, and smiled coquettishly: "Haha, I just said it casually, why do you still take it seriously?"

Zhao Ye's face turned cold and he scolded: "You are kidding, who is kidding you? Okay, since you don't have the courage, then I will help you."

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhao Ye stepped forward, used a clever move to make Silly Zhu face away from him, picked up his collar, and pushed his head into the scarf.

Silly Zhu struggled desperately, but to no avail. Seeing his neck being pulled in, and feeling a little bit of suffocation, he finally gave in.

"I'll pay for it. Isn't it okay for me to pay for it?"

"No, I have to cure the problem in your mouth today, so that you can talk freely and spit shit all day long!"

In everyone's shocked eyes, Zhao Ye let go of his hand and let Silly Zhu grab the scarf around his neck and float it in the air.

In the end, it was Yi Zhonghai who couldn't bear it anymore and personally rescued Si Zhu.

"Cough, cough, cough." As soon as Silly Zhu landed, he leaned limply against the door frame and kept coughing.

When he was almost done coughing, Zhao Ye ignored Yi Zhonghai's glare, kicked Silly Zhu, and issued a cold warning:

"Stop pretending to be a dead dog and fulfill your promise to me quickly, otherwise I won't mind hanging you up again."

Silly Zhu was about to cry, especially when he noticed that all the neighbors were looking at him teasingly, he just wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl into it.

　Happy Mid-autumn Festival!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)