This shit can't stand it anymore

Chapter 2 I Can't Stay With This Stupid Coward

The chaos was first divided, and the world opened up.

The clear air rises, and the stars spread around the sky; the turbid air sinks, and the thick soil is dark.

If there is still undistinguishable turbidity, it is Hunyuan Qi.

Yu Yuan is a strand of Hunyuan Qi floating in the East China Sea. He was lucky enough to get the good fortune of heaven and earth, and gave birth to spiritual wisdom.

After Yu Yuan reported his family name, Wen Zhong found that what the other party said could correspond to what the master said.

In other words, the other party is indeed his senior brother!

After letting go of his vigilance, he couldn't help feeling a little curious.

"Senior brother has extraordinary roots, and he has practiced hard for thousands of years. His current Taoism must be very profound, right?"

"Does it work?"

Yu Yuan smacked his lips, stretched out his hand and lit another cigarette in the air.

He took a deep breath, keeping the poisonous smoke between his chest, abdomen and throat, and he exhaled a round and thick smoke ring after a while.

"It doesn't matter whether the Taoism is deep or not. After a few hundred years, everyone will die! Oh, by the way, even you are apprentices now, and it shouldn't be hundreds of years."

Wen Zhong was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect to get such a confusing answer.

What does this have to do with yourself?
Smelling the choking smoke in the air, he took a small step back without any trace, and said doubtfully: "Master said, as long as we practitioners pass through the immortal calamity, we can become immortal immortals; After going through the three catastrophes, you can become a true immortal, the true spirit is immortal, and even if you die, you can enter the reincarnation and rebuild.

Going forward through the nine hardships, accumulating merits and virtues, and attaining the immortality of the earth or heaven, you will be able to shine with the sun and the moon, live the same life as the heaven and the earth, and roam freely between the heaven and the earth... Why did the senior brother say that he would die in a few hundred years? "

"Hey, you know quite a lot."

Yu Yuan took a puff of the cigarette and let the poisonous smoke erode in his body.

[Poisonous gas continues to erode: blood +102, mana +233]

[Poisonous gas continues to erode: blood +99, mana +295]

[Poisonous gas continues to erode: blood +98, mana +248]

……

Wen Zhong waited for a while, seeing that Yu Yuan was only focused on swallowing clouds and puffing out fog, and didn't intend to explain to him at all, he couldn't help feeling a little depressed, thinking that this senior brother is really a strange person.

Under his gaze, Yu Yuan finally moved the cigarette away and raised his eyebrows, "Why are you looking at me? What, you want one too?"

Wen Zhong shook his head quickly.

"You are welcome, brother is not a stingy person."

As Yu Yuan said, he reached out for a cigarette and handed it over, "Try it, this is a new product carefully made from more than ten kinds of rare spiritual herbs, such as Youxiang Qiluo, Tianxing Mandala, etc., that I picked from Jiulong Island. The custodian takes a sip and you will feel like a fairy, so that you can enjoy the happiness of a fairy without practicing."

If I take a sip of this, I'm afraid I will die, right? !
Although Wen Zhong couldn't understand the names of the herbal medicines the other party said, he knew that the poison must be quite poisonous just by looking at the blue smoke rising from the grass stick when it was burning.

But it was handed to me by my brother, if I don't answer it, will my brother misunderstand it?

Just when he was uneasy and didn't know how to refuse, a cloud of seven colors flew from the sky, and a fragrant car was supported on the cloud, and the strange fragrance could be smelled from a long distance away.

Before Xiangche approached, a cold female voice came one step ahead.

"Yu Yuan! What are you doing!?"

The Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit seemed very angry, and the sound was like a thunderstorm when it reached here, but all the sounds were directed at Yu Yuan, and the sound heard by Wen Zhong was still as clear and pleasant as a gurgling stream.

Yu Yuan plucked his ears that were numb from the shock, and said angrily: "Master, you are really serious. You lose your temper as soon as you come back? I haven't done anything angry recently, have I?"

At this time, the Seven Fragrance Chariot had already approached, and the strange fragrance emitted was even stronger.

Wen Zhong sniffed the strange fragrance, he felt refreshed, and secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

"What did you just do?"

The Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit said in a bad tone: "You smoke and drink by yourself, and I don't bother with you when you go to the Dragon Palace to tease the Dragon Girl, but your junior brother is a mortal, can you stand your poisonous smoke?"

"That's it."

Yu Yuan took a look at Wen Zhong, and said angrily while puffing: "Junior brother, look at how the master is partial to you, I will tease you, and she will teach me... It seems that this rotten I really can't stay here anymore, I really have to run to Kunlun as soon as possible to join my uncle Yun Zhongzi!

Alas, why was I fooled into worshiping you as my teacher back then?You should have gone to Kunlun to find my uncle when you just transformed! "

"I……"

The Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit seemed to be choked, and the sound of heavy breathing came from inside the Seven Fragrance Treasure Car for the first time.

Wen Zhong couldn't help but gasped.

Brother, what is he talking about!

Isn't he a form of Hunyuan Qi, where's the uncle!
Also, isn't Kunlun the site of education?

Is he... going to apostate?

Thinking of the seriousness of this matter, he quickly lowered his head and stared at his toes, he was so nervous that he even forgot to breathe, his little face was flushed.

What he didn't see with his head down was that the curtains around the Qixiang Treasure Chariot parted to the two sides by itself, revealing a figure of a magnificent woman.

Yu Yuan took a drag on his cigarette, and looked at his master carelessly.

Even with his critical eyes, the appearance and appearance of the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit are still peerless.

A pair of phoenix eyes are naturally charming when smiling, but awe-inspiring when calm.

Her head of black hair was combed into a gorgeous bun, gorgeous and graceful, wearing a pale gold dress, with a golden ring around her neck, and a little golden pattern between her brows, she looked luxurious and heroic.

At this time, her face was expressionless, only the anger contained in her eyes, like a calm volcano, which may erupt at any time.

She didn't pick up Yu Yuan's words, but instead said in a deep voice: "Leave aside what happened just now, let me ask you, did you go to Kowloon Island to destroy Lu Yue's medicine garden a few days ago, and put Zhou Xin and Li Qi Back to the original shape?"

"It turns out that Master is angry because of this."

Yu Yuan blew out a smoke ring and said with a smile: "That day, my disciple wanted to pick some herbs and come back to make cigarettes. When he passed by Jiulong Island, he found that the pestilence technique that Lu Yue and others practiced was quite powerful, and he could easily get rid of it with a wave of his hand. Thousands of people were killed instantly by the poisonous gas.

The disciple felt itchy for a while, so he sparred with them, but he didn't expect to beat them back to their original shape with a slip of his hand. "

The Holy Mother of Jinling put her hand on her forehead and said helplessly: "It is indeed Lu Yue and the others who did wrong in taking human lives to practice kung fu. It is fine for you to save people, but Lu Yue and the others are your uncles according to their seniority. How could you beat them back to their original form as soon as you came up..."

"Huh? Master, what are you talking about?"

Yu Yuan said in surprise: "It's none of my business for them to practice martial arts with their lives. I just asked them to learn from each other. Why, they are inferior to others and I beat them up. Do they still have the face to complain to you?"

"They brought the complaint to Penglai Island. Just now, I was reprimanded for my teacher in Biyou Palace. Your uncle said that you have no respect for your elders, you don't respect your teacher's order, and you act recklessly..."

Yu Yuan curled his lips, "Forgive me for speaking bluntly, Master Uncle, did he take advantage of Lu Yue and the others? There are so many treasures, now I know where all his treasures come from."

"Shut up nonsense!"

The Holy Mother of Jinling glared at him, "Your uncle is not such a person... You also know that there are no strict rules for stopping teaching, only the unity between disciples and disciples is very important, so you are also at fault for this matter ..."

"Yes, yes, I was wrong... Then please expel me as soon as possible, so that it will be convenient for me to go to Kunlun to join my uncle Yun Zhongzi."

"Yu Yuan! Do you really want to piss me off?!"

Blue veins appeared on the forehead of the Holy Mother of Jinling, and she glared at her big apprentice, "Go back to Qianyuan Palace, now! Immediately! And... stop smoking your poor cigarette!"

"You can kick me out, but you can't let me stop smoking!"

Yu Yuan protested loudly.

With his head down, Wen Zhong's eyes were stared straight, and he didn't dare to vent his breath, his face turned purple.

The master is so angry that the senior brother dares to bargain.

"I'm mad at me too!"

The voice of the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit came from inside the Seven Fragrant Treasure Car.

Sure enough, Master became even more angry!
Wen Zhong felt uneasy, thinking whether he should speak up to plead for his brother or something.

But the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit said helplessly as if in compromise: "Forget it, just don't smoke your broken cigarettes in front of me in the future!"

"Yes yes yes! I will never smoke in front of you in the future."

Yu Yuan borrowed the slope to get down from the donkey, and the burning grass stick in his hand disappeared instantly.

"and also!"

The Holy Mother of Jinling stared at him and said: "When you encounter something like Lu Yue on Jiulong Island in the future, don't make any rash moves. Come back and report to the teacher, and the teacher will deal with it properly."

"Then what does it matter to me?" Yu Yuan was very puzzled.

Our Lady of the Golden Spirit: "..."

In the end, she waved her hand feebly, "Okay, you can go to practice."

"Got it."

Yu Yuan nodded, turned around, and shot towards the distant mountains like lightning.

Ok?
Wen Zhong raised his head in astonishment.

Is this over?

He thought that this "face-to-face apostate" brother would be severely punished, but he didn't expect to have nothing in the end, just like the master was reluctant to give the brother too severe a punishment.

Yes, it must be so!

The senior brother has been a teacher for more than a thousand years, and the relationship with the master must be very deep, so even if he said something that was too much, the master was reluctant to punish him.

Thinking of this, Wen Zhong could not help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Jiejiao is indeed a harmonious and friendly sage religion as the master said.

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