This shit can't stand it anymore

Chapter 35 Relax, don't do anything (for further reading)
Yu Yuan changed into a light blue broad avenue robe embroidered with cloud patterns, put on the Five Sacred Mountains crown, packed up all his belongings, and walked out of Qianyuan Palace with his head held high.

As soon as he left the palace gate, he saw his master, the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit, sitting cross-legged on the cloud bed, with his eyes slightly closed, and the rhythm of Taoism pervading his body, as if he was comprehending the Dao, while his younger brother Wen Zhong was sitting cross-legged on the ground and circulating the sky. , Breathing out aura.

The fairy caresses my top, knots my hair and grants longevity.

This sentence popped into Yu Yuan's mind, and he remembered that he practiced with the master in the same way when he first became a teacher.

He smacked his lips, his figure flickered slightly, and then turned into a green light and shot straight into the sky.

In the blink of an eye, he had already arrived at the seaside and was about to leave the holy land of Penglai.

However, in the next moment, a ray of colorful light suddenly appeared in front of him, intercepting him.

After the light dissipated, a luxurious seven-scent treasure car appeared, and the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit was sitting in the car.

At this moment, she looked at Yu Yuan expressionlessly, and said calmly, "Where are you going?"

Hearing the voice as clear as a gurgling stream, Yu Yuan said angrily, "Send cigarettes to Uncle Qiushou Immortal, I promised to get him some non-toxic ones."

"Give it to me, and I will deliver it for you."

"This is not good, how can such a trivial matter bother Master?"

"Then I'll let him pick it up."

"Then what... Actually, I want to go to Sanxian Island to meet Uncle Qiong Xiao. I heard that she is good at Qihuang Danshu. It happens that I am also interested in this aspect, and I want to ask for advice."

The Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit glanced at him, "If you really want to learn Qi Huang Dan Dao, I can also invite her to teach you."

"..."

Yu Yuan sighed, and said helplessly, "Let me tell you the truth, it was actually the old Dragon King of the Eastern Sea who invited me to drink..."

"Then you don't have to go." The Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit said flatly, "I will demolish his Crystal Palace later."

"..."

"It's too much!" Yu Yuan protested loudly: "Even if you are my master, you can't restrict my personal freedom, right?

How about you just kick me out and let me go to Kunlun to join my uncle!
In this way, I will be at ease, and you will not be upset! "

Blue veins appeared on the forehead of the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit, and the right hand holding Longhu Yuruyi trembled slightly. It took a long time to stop her anger, and said in a deep voice: "Okay, you must go to the East Sea Dragon Palace, right? I will go with you!"

"Again this trick?"

Yu Yuan said angrily, "Can't you change to a fresher trick?"

"Then why can't you stay in Penglai honestly?" There was a hint of helplessness in the cold voice of the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit, "Your master is partial to you this time and did not punish you. What, but there will inevitably be complaints in my heart.

Right now, there are countless pairs of eyes staring at you outside, waiting for you to make a wrong step, they will swarm you and want to put you to death! "

Yu Yuan smiled and said: "That's good, I can't wait for them to come."

"Yu Yuan!"

The Holy Mother of Golden Spirit only felt an unknown fire rushing towards Tianling, her towering chest heaving violently, "Are you going to piss me off?"

Yu Yuan curled his lips, thinking that if he really pissed her off, he would most likely be able to "inherit" her spirit treasure.

It would be fine if she was hit twice by the Dragon and Tiger Jade Ruyi, but she was afraid that she would use the Four Elephant Pagoda to seal her down.

This is also the means he needs the most defense at present.

In the prehistoric world, there are many ways to suppress and seal immortal gods, the two most powerful of which are the use of large formations and spirit treasures.

Unfortunately, as one of the four personal disciples of the leader of Jiejiao, the Holy Mother of Jinling can be called the top in both methods!

She used the Four Elephant Pagoda as the formation to set up the Four Elephant Demon Sealing Formation, even her senior Taoist Duobao could hardly break through it.

I'm only superficial about formations, and if I provoke the other party to sacrifice the four-element demon sealing formation, I might be trapped in the year of the monkey.

Thinking of this, Yu Yuan moved slightly, looked at the Holy Mother of Jinling and said, "Why don't we each take a step back, and tomorrow I will bring Senior Sister Huo Linger with me. With her by my side, I will report to you at any time, you You should rest assured, right?"

The Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit frowned slightly, as if thinking about his sincerity.

Yu Yuan hurriedly struck while the iron was hot, "The main purpose of this trip is to go to the Dragon Palace to drink some wine, and then get some underwater gods to refine the treasure hall... You also know that my treasure hall, which is used to trap people, was given by Qiushou Immortal Master Uncle. Broken."

The Holy Mother of Jin Ling pondered for a moment, and finally nodded slowly, "Then according to what you said, I will discuss with your uncle, let Huo Ling'er walk with you tomorrow, and it will be regarded as going out for a tour."

……

The next morning.

It was just dawn, and the light blue sky was still studded with a few scattered stars.

A ray of golden light rose from Tianyuan Mountain, exited the Holy Land of Penglai, and rushed towards the west.

The East China Sea is vast and boundless, and the location of the Crystal Palace of the Dragon Clan is in the waters close to Nanfang Buzhou, and there is still a distance that is neither too far nor too short from the Holy Land of Penglai.

But this time Yu Yuan didn't choose to take the Qujing Ark to travel, but took a mount out from the "zoo".

Mounts are the standard equipment for gods and gods.

Although most of the mount's foot strength is inferior to its owner, the significance of the mount lies in its style!

Looking at the immortals and gods in the sky, all the higher level ones will not go out and fly around by themselves.

Think about it, if you are invited to a gathering of fairy friends, other gods are riding dragons and phoenixes, full of style, and you fly over by yourself, how embarrassing it will be.

And the mount is not something that any cat or dog can be. At least it has to be good-looking. It can guard the door at home, can scare people when it is pulled out, and it can be impressive when it flies.

The mount that Yu Yuan pulled out was called the golden-eyed five-cloud camel.

This strange beast looks like a camel, covered with thick golden hair, tall and not handsome, but it has one talent and supernatural power, that is, it can control the golden light, and the speed is extremely fast, which is different from that of Zongdi Jinguang. Compared with the great supernatural power, it is not much different.

In the eyes of the more "pragmatic" Yu Yuan, this is a very plus point.

Just pat on the camel lightly, and the four legs of the golden-eyed five-cloud camel will spin golden light, carrying Yu Yuan and Huo Ling'er away like clouds.

Xu was bored in Penglai for too long, and Huo Ling'er, who came out rarely, was very excited. He chatted non-stop along the way, and felt that everything he saw was new, and he didn't forget to ask Yu Yuan to watch it together.

In her words, it was because Yu Yuan was very interesting this time, and he didn't forget to bring her along for such a good thing as a guest in the Dragon Palace, so she naturally wanted to share with him the interesting things she saw.

In addition, I don't know if it was the order of the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit. She warned Yu Yuan every once in a while like chanting, "Be relaxed, don't argue with others, don't get angry with others, don't fight with others... ..."

Yu Yuan was so annoyed by the quarrel that he regretted it in his heart. If he knew it would be like this, he might as well bring his master with him.

Among other things, at least my ears can be quieter.

It was so noisy all the way for several days.

The two rode the golden-eyed five-cloud camel across the ocean, passed through countless fairy islands and mountains, and occasionally stopped for a short rest.

After all, driving the golden light for long journeys has consumed a huge amount of money on this golden-eyed five-cloud camel.

In the afternoon of that day, the golden-eyed five-cloud camel, which had just resumed its journey after a break, snorted suddenly and slowed down.

Yu Yuan sensed its hesitation, looked up, and saw a sudden change in the wind and cloud above the sea in front of him, pieces of gray-black dark clouds quickly gathered, covering tens of thousands of miles around the sea area.

The sky and the earth suddenly fell into a coma, and an invisible fierce and hostile energy spread in all directions.

"There are people fighting in front!"

Huo Ling'er fluttered her big eyes, stared at the front with great interest, and said excitedly: "I sensed a lot of gods fighting in chaos, as if they were robbing something."

Yu Yuan nodded slightly, and patted the golden-eyed five-cloud camel to make it stop first.

Although he was still far away, with his eyesight, he was able to see clearly the battle ahead.

What Huo Linger said was wrong, it wasn't a chaotic battle ahead, but two groups of gods fighting, but because there was no cooperation and it seemed too chaotic, she mistook it for a chaotic battle.

The two groups of immortals and gods were not evenly matched. The one with the larger number had seven people, headed by a heavenly immortal, and the rest were earth immortals and true immortals. Their strength should not be underestimated; It is composed of famous earth immortals.

There was a huge disparity in strength between the two sides. It didn't take long for two of the three Earth Immortals to be defeated and captured, and the remaining Earth Immortal gave up his resistance very quickly.

The angel looked at the three captives with a sneer and said, "If you are sensible, hand over the treasure quickly, don't let me use the soul-searching technique!"

"We really don't have what you want!"

A captured Earth Immortal shouted: "We just saw the light of chaos shining in the depths of Guixu, so we invited us to go in together to hunt for treasures, but after we went in, we were ejected without finding any treasures. Here comes the baby!"

Hearing this, Yu Yuan, who was about to leave after seeing the end of the show, had a slight look in his eyes, but suddenly changed his mind and urged the golden-eyed five-cloud camel to walk slowly over.

This strange beast stepped on the golden light when it walked, and its body was like a cloud, it was hard not to attract attention.

The gods in front of them immediately noticed the movement.

The three captured Earth Immortals seemed to have grasped at a life-saving straw, and quickly shouted loudly: "Shangxian, help me!"

"We are the disciples of Zhenyuan Great Immortal, the ancestor of the Earth Immortal. If the Upper Immortal can rescue us, our master will definitely thank you with grass for pill!"

Hearing their cry for help, the gods around them didn't stop them, but laughed out loud.

"It's useless even if you yell to break your throat!"

"In this East China Sea, who dares to be an enemy of our Jiejiao Immortal?"

"Talk about the East China Sea, but if you look at the entire prehistoric world, my teaching is also the number one teaching!"

The angel in the lead turned his head to look at Yu Yuan and the others while talking, and shouted in a cold voice: "Jiejiao Immortal is working here, so hurry up and detour!"

"Jie Jiaoxian?"

Huo Ling'er blinked, poked his head out from behind Yu Yuan and looked at the arrogant and domineering gods in front of him, he couldn't help showing doubts on his face, and asked in a low voice: "Are they really Jiejiao immortals?"

Before Yu Yuan could answer, he heard a thin and thin Jujiao Earth Immortal say "tsk tsk" loudly: "Look, this mount is actually a five-cloud camel with golden eyes! This is a rare beast with extraordinary leg strength , there are not many heads in the entire Great Desolation!"

"is it?"

The angel in the lead looked a few more times in surprise, and then his eyes fell on Yu Yuan and Huo Ling'er.

"A high-ranking Xuanxian, but also a... yet-to-be-immortal? Where did you get the mount?"

"The way of immortality has not yet been accomplished?"

Hearing this comment, even though Huo Ling'er was about to jump up, Yu Yuan stretched out his hand to hold his shoulder, and said via voice transmission: "You should relax your mind, don't argue with others, don't get angry with others, don't fight with others... ..."

At the same time, he did not forget to answer the angel's question: "I was lucky enough to pick up this golden-eyed five-cloud camel on a secluded fairy island."

"Pick it up?"

Immortal rolled his eyes and said with a sneer, "That's right! This golden-eyed five-cloud camel was lost by me. I didn't expect you two to pick it up. Now you return the mount quickly, Otherwise...hehe..."

Although he didn't say it clearly, the threat contained in the last sneer was not concealed at all.

"Otherwise what do you do!?"

Huo Ling'er finally couldn't bear it any longer, a rosy crown appeared on top of his head, and the Immortal Golden Immortal's majestic aura like a mountain permeated out actively, scaring those Jiejiao Immortals who were still smiling at first to change color in an instant, and they were in a state of panic all day long .

"Tsk tsk~"

Yu Yuan smacked his lips and began to recite: "Relax your mind, don't argue with others, don't get angry with others, don't fight with others..."

Huo Linger: "..."

(End of this chapter)