This shit can't stand it anymore

Chapter 5

early morning.

Wen Zhong reluctantly woke up from his dream.

In the dream, he had already become a fairy, and rode a black jade unicorn back to Chaoge's home, and gave everyone in the family an elixir, so that they also became immortals together, and the family lived in a luxurious fairy palace. , enjoying the dragon liver and phoenix marrow...

Opening his eyes, he saw an empty room in front of him.

There is a jade bottle full of satiety pills on the side.

The full stomach pill can indeed fill the stomach, but I don't know what kind of fairy grass it is made of, and it tastes like a sour green grass.

However, despite the huge gap between reality and dreams, Wen Zhong is still full of confidence in the future.

"I will definitely become a fairy!"

Wen Zhong cheered himself up in a low voice, and sat down cross-legged, trying to calm down and feel the flow of spiritual energy around his body.

It is said that the aura during the alternation of yin and yang is the mildest and easiest to refine in a day.

Therefore, for practitioners, daily morning and evening classes are essential.

Although he has not formally started to practice, but since he has worshiped the teacher, he can strictly demand himself according to the standards of a practitioner.

At this moment, there was a loud "bang" outside, as if a mountain had collapsed.

Wen Zhong was startled, and hurriedly got up and walked out of his small thatched hut.

It's just that he looked around, but he didn't see the scene of the mountain toppled as he imagined, instead he saw a familiar figure—Senior Brother Yu Yuan.

At this time, Senior Brother Yu Yuan was standing in a flower garden in front of Qianyuan Palace, with his head down, he didn't know what he was looking at.

Wen Zhong didn't rush forward, but bowed respectfully and said loudly, "Wen Zhong pays homage to Senior Brother."

"Ah."

Yu Yuan responded indifferently, but still lowered his head, staring at something.

Because of the distance, and because Yu Yuan was in the flower garden, Wen Zhong couldn't see what was in front of him.

Wen Zhong's curiosity was aroused, he hesitated for a while, and asked aloud: "What are you looking at, brother?"

Yu Yuan finally raised his head, glanced at Yu Yuan, and said with a smile, "I'm looking at a unicorn... Junior Brother, have you ever seen a unicorn? Do you want to come and have a look?"

"Kirin?!"

Wen Zhong immediately stepped forward.

After walking dozens of steps, suddenly his feet were empty, and the whole person fell quickly under the action of the law of gravity, and fell into a huge pit about ten feet deep with a "bang".

He was dizzy all the time from the fall, his eyes were full of stars, there was pain everywhere in his body, and his mind went blank.

After a long while, he gritted his teeth and got up. When he looked up, he saw senior brother Yu Yuan squatting on the edge of the pothole and looking at him with a playful smile on his face.

"Brother, you have just been apprenticed to a teacher. The senior brother should give you a meeting gift. I just thought about it all night for my brother yesterday. If it is too cliché to send some spiritual treasures and spiritual soldiers, it is better to give you a lesson that you can use for life. suitable.

This lesson is called: Never believe what other people say easily, otherwise you will fall into the trap set by others like you are now. "

Wen Zhong clenched his fists tightly, his chest heaving violently.

He raised his head, stared at Yu Yuan closely with three eyes, and said in a deep voice, "Then I would like to thank senior brother for the gift!"

Yu Yuan smiled and said: "Why, are you angry? It seems that this meeting ceremony prepared so hard for brother did not satisfy you. Come, come up and talk to me."

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and pointed into the pit, and Wen Zhong felt that the hard ground under his feet rose rapidly, and soon it was level with the ground.

After suffering the loss just now, Wen Zhong no longer dared to walk around indiscriminately.

At this moment, he just wants to go back to his meditation and wait for the master to teach him the Dao of Shangqing in a hundred days.

At that time, I must study hard and practice hard to achieve a positive result as soon as possible, so that this brother who teases me will know what it is...

"30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, don't bully young people into poverty!"

Yu Yuan laughed and said this bold statement, which made Wen Zhong's face turn red instantly.

With his intelligence, he naturally understood the meaning of this sentence, and also understood that his brother had once again seen his thoughts.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help feeling a little scared.

This senior brother can do anything, will it be disadvantageous for him?

No, no!
Can't think about it anymore!
Brother, he can read minds!
Wen Zhong quickly cleared his mind, forcing himself to think about some messy things.

At this time, he only heard that Senior Brother Yu Yuan asked suddenly: "Now that you have come to the Holy Land of Penglai, you have already set foot on the road of cultivation. Let me ask you, what is the purpose of your cultivation?"

Although he was a little afraid and dissatisfied with this senior brother, when he heard this question, Wen Zhong said without hesitation: "Of course it is to live forever and enjoy the world!"

"Ah."

Yu Yuan nodded, "Simple and simple goals, this is very good, much better than helping the country and defending the country..."

Wen Zhong didn't know why, so he looked at him suspiciously.

Yu Yuan didn't say much, just took out a cigarette from the air and lit it.

Wen Zhong was very envious of his ability to pick things up from a distance, if it wasn't for the "revenge in the pit" just now, he would definitely ask this senior brother to teach him.

Seeing that his senior brother was swallowing again, and he didn't intend to ask any more questions, Wen Zhong bowed his head and wanted to say goodbye and go back to his thatched hut, but he heard a sudden burst of noise from the flower garden in front of Qianyuan Palace. The sound of "swish".

Wen Zhongxun looked around, just in time to see a two-foot-long, over-foot-high strange beast jumping out of the flowerbed, running towards this side step by step.

Strangely, it flew up while running, running directly in the air.

Wen Zhong looked carefully, only to find that every time the little beast took a step, earth, rocks, ice crystals, flames, and whirlwinds would appear under its claws in sequence, and when it raised its claws, those earth, rocks, ice crystals, etc. would disappear instantly.

This miraculous scene made Wen Zhong's eyes straight, and he didn't react suddenly until the little beast came to him.

"This is... Qilin?!"

At this moment, he could see clearly that this strange beast was a combination of a lion's head, antlers, tiger eyes, and elk body. Under the four paws are stepping on earth and rocks, ice crystals, flames and whirlwinds.

This is not just a unicorn, but also a relatively rare black unicorn!

According to legend, Mo Qilin was born of a black dragon and a divine ox. He is brave and aggressive by nature, has an extremely ferocious temperament, and is endowed with great talent. Unless he is a real strong man, he cannot be made to surrender.

So the senior brother wasn't lying to him just now, but was really looking at Qilin?

So what happened to the trap before?

At this time, the unicorn turned its head suddenly, and yelled at Yu Yuan twice, with a hint of pleading in its voice.

The latter exhaled a smoke ring, and said lightly: "Either be his mount, or be my breakfast, you choose."

As soon as these words came out, Wen Zhong obviously saw the black unicorn trembling, and then quickly moved towards him.

So... this is the real meeting ceremony!
Wen Zhong felt a little enlightenment in his heart.

It turns out that even what I saw and heard may not be the truth!
At this moment, he deeply felt that the gift he received this morning was far more than a simple mount!
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(End of this chapter)