This shit can't stand it anymore

Chapter 9 You Stand Up and Talk First

early morning.

All sounds are silent.

A ray of light rising from the eastern horizon cautiously infiltrates the light blue sky.

When the first ray of morning light shot through the mist, Yu Yuan came out of Qianyuan Palace yawning.

People sleep to recharge their energy and nourish their souls.

He is fine, the more he sleeps, the more sleepy he gets!
But he likes the feeling of falling asleep and not having to think about anything.

So although there is no need for sleep, he occasionally chooses to have a big dream after taking a bath at night.

The morning light slanted and fell on the flower garden in front of the palace gate, and the colorful flowers bloomed in an instant.

Yu Yuan reached out and took out a jade bottle from the air, opened his mouth and drank most of the spiritual spring in the bottle, then raised his head and said "ha la ha la" for a long time, then puffed out his cheeks and spewed out the spiritual spring.

The body of a fairy is dust-free, clean and flawless, and there is no need to wash it at all.

This is also one of the habits he inherited from his previous life.

The water of the spiritual spring spewed out from his mouth, turning into a dense mist that slowly covered the flower garden in front of the door.

It can be vaguely seen that a group of little people are dancing and frolicking on the branches among the flowers, delighted in the "rain from heaven".

Those little people on the flower branches are only as tall as a little finger. They are slender and beautiful. They all wear colorful dresses, singing and dancing, and celebrating with each other.

"Oh~"

A smile appeared on Yu Yuan's face, and the sleepiness also subsided.

He stuffed the jade bottle back into the invisible pocket in the air, then took out a cigarette and lit it, and looked at Shou Jing Guan next to him.

Wen Zhong was still sitting in front of the door, leaning on Dang Kang's body with his head raised, and fell into a deep sleep.

Since "missing Master's lecture" a few days ago, he has been sitting cross-legged at the door, staying up day and night, so as to avoid the "tragedy" from happening again.

But after all, he is just a young man with a mortal body, so how could he not sleep all the time?
Yu Yuan secretly laughed in his heart, but he didn't wake him up.

It was Dang Kang who noticed his gaze and trembled like chaff in fright, causing Wen Zhong to murmur twice in dissatisfaction, and stretched out his hand to pat the "pillow".

It's just that the shaking of the "pillow" was getting bigger and bigger, which made him wake up suddenly.

"What's the matter... Did Dilong turn over?"

Wen Zhong woke up in a daze, opened his eyes and looked around.

In the next moment, his three eyes suddenly opened wide, staring straight at the direction of Qianyuan Palace.

That extravagant fairy palace has disappeared!
How is this going?

Wen Zhong rubbed his eyes vigorously, but his eyes were still empty, only the colorful flower garden remained in place.

Could it be... Brother, he really ran away?
……

Above the East China Sea, a huge land-like fairy island looms in the morning light.

The ancient trees on Xiandao are towering, the silver waterfall is flying in the mountains, the rainbow is hanging high in the sky, the yellow cranes are in rows, and the blue luan is fluttering its wings.

Auspicious beasts are hidden in the mountains, and unicorns lie on cliffs.

The haze is condensed with auspicious mist, and the sun and moon spit out auspicious light.

Green pines and green cypresses in Changchun, rare grasses and Yao flowers that never fade, fairy peaches and fairy fruits are like golden pills, green poplars and green willows are like jade threads.

The fairy air flows, and the divine brilliance is immeasurable.

Countless fairy palaces and halls surrounded by divine light are scattered all over the island.

Everything is like a mirage.

Yu Yuan stepped on a white cloud and floated there, drifting unsteadily into the fairyland of Jinao Island.

Along the way, he also ran into many Jiejiao immortals.

It's just that there are too many Jiejiao disciples, and they are all scattered in prehistoric places, and they don't know each other well.

"finally reached……"

The wilderness is boundless, vast and vast.

Penglai Holy Land is still adjacent to Jinao Island, but he still flew for more than an hour to get there.

This is also the reason why he wants to take the Qujing Ark.

If you rely on yourself to drive the clouds to Luzhou in Beiju, it will take three to five years to say the least.

The Ark of Qujing is an important tool for intercepting teaching, and the Ten Heavenly Lord is in charge of sitting in it, and the entrance is also set on Tianjue Peak, the dojo of Qin Wantianjun, the leader of the Ten Heavenly Lord.

When Yu Yuan drove the cloud to Tianjue Peak, hundreds of figures had already gathered here.

Looking from a distance, Jiejiao immortals wearing Taoist robes and fairy skirts are talking and laughing happily here, and they rarely have any strange looks.

Although it is said that there is no distinction between the teaching and acceptance of disciples, and there are all kinds of origins, but as early as the ancient times, the aesthetics of the great immortal gods have been moving closer to the "innate Taoism", so that the immortal gods who have the ability to transform into forms Yes, you can pinch yourself an innate Taoist body.

And the so-called innate Taoist body, in complex terms, is the body of the shortcut, and in simple terms, it is the human form.

Therefore, although Jiejiaoxian's roots are strange and weird, but at a glance, they all look like human beings.

Each of them looks like a fairy, with outstanding appearance.

Of course, no matter what they look like, they are still old monsters who have lived for many years.

When Yu Yuan glanced at the crowd of Jujiao immortals, he was also being scrutinized.

"Who is that person, why have I never seen it before?"

"Looking at the mysterious light looming above his head, he should have the high-grade Taoism of a Xuanxian. He must be a new disciple of some senior brother."

"Well, in recent years, there have been a lot of disciples from the three generations of teaching. I guess I have taught more than ten thousand immortals and gods?"

"Isn't it? Now that I am teaching, I am the well-deserved No. [-] teaching in the wild!"

"If you want to talk about the three generations of disciples, those taught by our outer sects are not good. The truly powerful ones have to be those inner sect disciples who practiced in the holy land of Penglai."

"You want to talk about that Yu Yuan who made a fuss on Kowloon Island a few days ago?"

"Yes, that's him! I heard that he has only been a teacher for more than a thousand years, and now he can bring Zhou Xin and Li Qi back to their original forms..."

"Zhou Xin and Li Qi seem to have already cultivated into high-rank immortals, right? They were really beaten by that Yu Yuan?"

"This matter has been spread in the outer door for a long time, can there be falsehood?"

"Why don't you say that he is an inner sect disciple... Look at the one who just passed by, but it is only the top grade of Xuanxian, and it is probably a thousand miles away from Yu Yuan!"

……

The whispering was caught by Yu Yuan inadvertently, he didn't seem to notice, with a warm smile on his face, he went to bow to Yao Tianjun who was on duty, and made clear his goal.

Yao Tianjun nodded with a smile: "Nephew, please wait for a moment. There are several junior brothers who are going to the Qingqiu Mountain today, and you just happen to be with us."

Although Yu Yuan seldom appeared in front of the outer disciples, he often traveled to prehistoric places through the Qujing Ark for a period of time, so all the ten lords in charge of guarding the Qujing Ark knew him.

But it's just acquaintance, not very familiar.

After expressing his thanks, Yu Yuan found a corner and quietly swallowed his clouds.

It takes a lot of money to open the Qujing Ark every time. In order to avoid waste, it will only be opened when at least five intercepted disciples go to the same place under normal circumstances.

Because Beiju Luzhou is a dangerous place full of poisonous miasma, Yu Yuan reckoned that no one would go there, so he chose Qingqiu Mountain as his target.

In addition to the nine-tailed fox, the Qingqiu Mountain is also rich in lapis lazuli, Chiyang jade and so on.

These are indispensable spiritual objects for refining, and the immortals in Jiejiao often go to collect them.

The most important thing is that the mountain of Qingqiu is in the northeast of Nanfangbuzhou, and there is only one strait separated from Beijuluzhou.

From there to Beiju Luzhou, it will take ten days and a half months to arrive.

Just as Yu Yuan expected, there were indeed quite a few Jiejiao immortals who went to Qingqiu Mountain, and seven or eight people were gathered very quickly.

Yao Tianjun, who was sitting in Qujing Ark, reckoned that all the people who were supposed to come had come, so he called out: "Those who want to go to the Qingqiu Mountain quickly enter the formation, and they can set off after a stick of incense."

Yu Yuan was not in a hurry, until the cigarette was burning hot, he squeezed the end of the cigarette in his palm and crumpled it into fly ash, and walked towards the formation unsteadily.

In the formation, several Jiejiao immortals sat cross-legged on the ground and waited.

Seeing Yu Yuan coming in, all the immortals looked at him, one of the slender horse-faced Jiejiao immortals smelled the poisonous aura left on his body, immediately frowned, and said coldly: "Just stand there, leave I'm too close."

There are people who practice all kinds of supernatural powers in the Jiejiao, and it is obvious that the Jiejiao immortal regards him as a person who cultivates the art of plague.

Yu Yuan didn't care, he casually took out another cigarette, looked around at the immortals, "Would you like to try it? It tastes very good."

"No, no."

The immortals shook their heads again and again, expressing that they couldn't stand this stuff.

At this time, Yao Tianjun's voice came from outside the formation, "Brother Lu Yue, are you going to Qingqiu Mountain too?"

Lu Yue?
Yu Yuan raised his eyebrows, thinking that it can't be such a coincidence, can it?

He raised his eyes, and saw a Jiejiao Immortal riding a green cloud descending from the sky and landed in front of Yao Tianjun.

This man looked thin, short, skinny, hunched over, wearing a red Taoist robe, his pale face was covered with wrinkles, and he was leaning on a white bone stick in his right hand, his fingertips were black and glowing. The faint green light seemed to be soaked in venom all year round.

Judging from the appearance, it really doesn't look like a fairy at all, but looks like an evil spirit that came out of nowhere.

It seems that this guy should be Lu Yue, a Qi refiner from Nine Dragon Island.

Yu Yuan thought secretly in his heart.

When he went to Kowloon Island last time, he only saw Zhou Xin and Li Qi, and today was the first time he saw the Lord.

At this moment, Lu Yue clasped his fists towards Yao Tianjun, his voice was hoarse and piercing: "I'm going to Beiju Luzhou to gather medicine, but it's convenient to start from Qingqiu, so I don't need to waste my time."

"It's easy to say, easy to say. It's easy for me to save trouble. You just join the battle, and you will be leaving soon."

Accompanied by Yao Tianjun's hearty laughter, Lu Yue's figure flickered, floating into the formation like a ghost.

Except for Yu Yuan, the other Jiejiao immortals quickly took two steps back to give him enough space, and then they bowed together and saluted: "I will wait to see Senior Brother Lu Yue."

Yu Yuan was the only one in the big formation, as if he didn't see Lu Yue, he lit the cigarette in his hand, took a deep breath, and let the highly toxic smoke stay in the viscera for a while, after the poison was absorbed and decomposed by the body Then slowly spit out.

Thick white smoke spewed out from his mouth, spread, rolled, and slowly rose into the sky.

Lu Yue stared at Yu Yuan with those faint green eyes, as if he wanted to see through his roots.

After a while, he slowly said: "The elders don't worship in person, who is your master? Didn't he teach you the rules?"

Yu Yuan blew out a smoke ring, and looked down, "You stand up and talk first, how can I see who you are sitting there?"

"I……"

Lu Yue almost lost his breath, "I was standing up!"

"Oh--"

Yu Yuan dragged his voice, squatted down halfway, and looked at Lu Yue at the same level: "I can see you now, but... who are you, do I know you?"

As he said that, he stood up, stretched out his fingers to the Jiejiao immortals beside him and said, "Look carefully, which one of my Jiejiao immortals is not handsome, handsome, and suave, and a three-inch nail like you dares to pretend to be my elder?" ?”

(End of this chapter)