Feng Shen: I was overheard by the gods!

Chapter 14 I Actually Wrote Mulan Ci?Otherwise, wipe and rewrite?

Chapter 14 I Actually Wrote Mulan Ci?Otherwise, wipe and rewrite?

Speaking of the Mulan speech on the wall, it’s not that Di Xin didn’t know that this ancient prose was to praise ancient women, but that under the pressure of the Holy Mother and Nuwa, he had completely forgotten his original intention, and only had the urge to write poems for Nuwa. ...

And as a person who has gone through nine-year compulsory education, what poems about women are more unforgettable than Mulan Ci?

But any junior high school student, if you ask him casually about ancient poems about women, he will be able to read a few sentences: "Chirp chirp chirp, Mulan is weaving at home" okay!

Ever since, under Nu Wa's control, he involuntarily changed from writing obscene poems to Mulan Ci.

In addition, although human kings cannot be controlled, even saints can't... But Nu Wa is the only exception!As the Lord of Humanity and the Holy Mother of the Human Race, Nu Wa has the supreme status in the Human Race, even more noble than the Three Emperors and Five Emperors.Isn't it right for a mother to control her children?
(PS: The relationship between saints here is the original version of Fengshenyanyi, not the online novel version...)
Seeing Di Xin stop writing, Nuwa waved her hand to control his body... She walked to the wall full of poems, groping with her fingers bit by bit...

"Hahahahahaha, Mulan is a household weaving..."

"I would like to be the pommel horse in the market, and from then on, I will be recruited for my master..."

"The feet of the male rabbit are fluttering, and the eyes of the female rabbit are blurred; if two rabbits walk side by side, who can tell whether I am male or female..."

"Okay, well written!"

Saint Nuwa's face was full of satisfaction. She originally thought that Di Xin, who was bewitched by the saint's spell, would still write profane poems even though she unraveled it in time.

After all, the sage cast spells and charms himself, how could ordinary humans be able to withstand it?Even if it is the King of People!

Originally, she had planned that after Di Xin finished writing the poem, she would punish him slightly and give him a big reprimand.Unexpectedly, Di Xin handed over such a perfect answer sheet!The poems she wrote not only did not have the slightest blasphemous meaning, but instead used poems as metaphors to praise her greatly!
You must know that as the only female saint in the saint team, although she is more powerful than Hongjun, she has also been repeatedly contradicted by the primitive because of her female identity... And this Mulan Ci was really written on the tip of her heart, which made her feel so happy. She is much more comfortable!

"The two rabbits walked side by side, and An Neng could tell if I was male or female... Well written, well written!"

The more she looked, the more Nuwa felt that Di Xin was pleasing to the eye.

"Mr. Jiang, Huang Feihu, I already know what happened today! I won't blame the Shang Dynasty. After the worship, you can leave."

After Nuwa finished speaking, her figure dissipated like a bubble... The surrounding time also completely recovered, including Di Xin!

Queen Jiang and Huang Feihu, who were kneeling on the ground, slumped on the ground powerlessly, looking at each other... Woohoo, Holy Mother of Mercy!Our Lady of Mercy!

In front of the wall, Di Xin looked at the "Mulan Ci" on the wall strangely. Is this written by me?
【No, even if I can't remember the original poem, I should at least write some poems that insult women, right?What the hell is this "Mulan Song"?Why am I writing this? 】

"Come on, quickly wipe this wall clean!"

Di Xin, who thought that Nu Wa hadn't come and hadn't been found, hurriedly greeted his servant, Miao Zhu, and wiped off the poems on the wall!I, on the other hand, took a pen and ink and came to another clean wall...

On the ground, Queen Jiang, Huang Feihu was startled, got up quickly, and was about to hold Di Xin...

Who would have thought that they had just set off, and that familiar coercion struck again!Looking up, the icon of Empress Nuwa appeared again? !
It turned out that when Nu Wa was about to go back, she found that she was only focusing on investigating which saint designed her, and forgot to reward Di Xin. Write on a wall!
So, she simply suppressed the two of them, and she wanted to see what Di Xin, who was not charmed this time, could write!

Standing in front of the stage, Di Xin really couldn't remember the original poem... After hesitating for a long time, he couldn't just write a nonsensical sentence, could he?

[Or, "Song of Li Yannian"? "Qing Ping Tune"?One was written by Li Yannian to his sister to fight for favor, and the other was written by Li Bai to Concubine Yang... It seems that apart from praising her beauty, they are not very respectful?If you write to a saint, you will be angry, right? 】

[Yes, just write this! 】

Down below, upon hearing Di Xin's heartfelt voice, Queen Jiang and Huang Feihu were so anxious that their eyes burst into tears... Your Majesty, you really can't die if you don't do anything!If you don't kill our great businessman, you will never give up!

No, the Virgin Mary is still here... You, don't mess around!

It's a pity that they, who were suppressed, couldn't even say a word, and could only watch Di Xin write in despair...

"There are beautiful women in the prehistoric world, peerless and independent.

Regardless of the city, consider the country.

Wouldn't you rather know the allure of the city and the allure of the country?A beautiful woman is hard to come by again. "

"Yun Xiang's clothes are beautiful, and the spring breeze blows Revlon.

If it wasn't for Qunyu Mountain, I would meet Yaotai under the moon. "

When the pen fell, Di Xin put down the pen, admiring the poems he wrote...

[These two songs should not be a problem, right? 】

Time stopped again, Nuwa's figure reappeared... Similarly, Huang Feihu and Queen Jiang still maintained their thinking and rationality...

"Is there a beautiful woman in the wilderness? Hehe, you little bastard, you are quite smart!"

"Yun Xiang's clothes are beautiful, and she will meet Yaotai... The Yaotai of the Queen Mother of the West, how can it compare with the Nuwa Palace of this seat. Although you are smart, you also respect this seat, and you know this She is unparalleled in the world in beauty, but unfortunately, even with this knowledge, she is still a bit short."

"Forget it, forget it, the child sacrifices sincerely, and I will accept it...these three poems, just leave them here."

During the speech, Nuwa waved her sleeves in satisfaction... There was a flash of golden light on the wall of Nuwa Palace, and the three poems turned into gold characters, completely integrated into the wall... At the same time, the walls of Nuwa Temples all over the prehistoric , also all show the inlaid verses!
Then Nu Wa looked at Queen Jiang and Huang Feihu again, and released the bondage of the two...

"Meet the Holy Mother!" *2!

The two quickly fell to the ground... The emotions in their hearts were like riding a roller coaster.Until now, there is no way to calm down.

Your Majesty, it's too pitiful!
No, after the worship is over, we must drag Bigan and Shang Rong into the eavesdropping camp!Otherwise, sooner or later we will be scared to death by the king!

"Da Shang is very good, and King Ren is also very good. I am very satisfied with this sacrifice."

Looking at the two of them, Nuwa slowly said: "As the Holy Mother of the human race, I will be rewarded for my merits! Three days later, the phoenix sings and sings, and Dashang can continue the world for another 800 years!
As ministers, you must remember to assist the king with all your heart and responsibilities, and you must not be negligent!The conferment of the gods is imminent, and if you want the great business to last for thousands of years, you have to be cautious, and you must not act recklessly!do you understand? "

"Follow the teachings of the Holy Mother!"

Huang Feihu and Queen Jiang were overjoyed when they heard the words, and they knelt down on the ground with joy... Dashang, because of the king, was it a blessing in disguise? !
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