Feng Shen: I was overheard by the gods!

Chapter 357 Tathagata: Your Majesty, do you think my Buddhism looks like...Stupid idiot?

On the Yin Mountain, a benevolent monk with a bald head, wearing a Pilu crown, and a cassock is sitting on the Yin Mountain, reciting scriptures... beside him is a snow-white thing that looks like a lion and a dog lying on the ground , shook his head as if he could understand, very cute...

"That's what I heard. At one time, the Buddha was in the Trayali Heaven, teaching the Dharma for his mother. At that time, in the immeasurable worlds of the ten directions, all the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas that cannot be said or talked about..."

Listening to the Ksitigarbha reciting scriptures, Di Xin felt bored for a while, especially with the unique rhythm and the sound of wooden fish...

"Okay, just read the opening chapter, who are you going to read it to?"

Buddhist scriptures usually start with "I heard it like this". Even if Di Xin doesn't understand, he knows the opening words of all Buddhist scriptures...

Ksitigarbha seemed to have just been awakened, the scriptures stopped abruptly, the light that first appeared on his body disappeared, and he stood up to salute...

"Ksitigarbha didn't know that His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven was coming, so he was far away to welcome him, and he hoped for forgiveness!"

Dizang stood up and bowed, showing no displeasure at being exposed by Di Xin.

The corner of Di Xin's mouth twitched, pretending that you are number one!

Looking at Di Zang's compassionate face, Di Xin didn't feel the slightest sense of respect... he just felt bored!In my mind, I recalled countless Buddhist and Taoist evaluations in my previous life.

[Foshan is prosperous in prosperous times, hidden in Daomen Mountain, bodhisattvas do not come out in troubled times, Laojun saves the common people with his sword on his back... To be honest, I don't blame me for being partial.It is really you, the Buddha, who are too unpopular. 】

[Fengshen Quanjie, you only know how to mess up... At that time, I didn't help the underworld, but now it's about to flourish, you're here...]

[If it wasn't for the system compensation task that you have to help the Buddhist sect, Gu Zhen wants to kick you out of the underworld! 】

Although the task is to help Buddhism, Di Xin was a college student in his previous life, he was rebellious... Even if he wanted to help, he would never give him any good looks!
"Tell me."

Di Xin looked around, found a rock and sat down, spread his feet, and didn't care about his own image... Xuan Ming and Ming He's eyes lit up, and they also found a place to sit down. They all looked like Di Xin, as if It's common for the mixed society to negotiate...

"Ksitigarbha, what is your purpose in coming here?!"

"Your Majesty, Buddhism is merciful..."

Ksitigarbha subconsciously wanted to say a series of Buddhist scriptures...

"stop!"

Di Xin stretched out his hand and made a stop motion, stopping Dizang: "I have been dealing with your Buddhist sect for a day or two. When Nuwa Palace offered incense, you saints gave me a hard time. You in the West were still The Western religion is about that kind of virtue, don't talk about mercy!"

"Your Majesty, you may have misunderstood..."

Ksitigarbha didn't expect Di Xin to know what his teacher Zhunti did back then, blushing, and wanted to explain...

"Stop! I said it, you don't need to use those high-sounding words, I can control the Three Realms, and I am not a noob. To be honest, don't play tricks, I don't have so much time to waste with you!"

Di Xin interrupted Di Zang again...

"Your Majesty, you really have misunderstood Buddhism..."

"If you don't talk about it, I'm leaving?" Di Xin stood up and wanted to leave: "My lord, since Buddhism refuses to open its heart, what should Yinshan do? Just follow the rules of the land!"

"Don't worry, Your Majesty, the Underworld is not a vegetarian, and it will definitely not disappoint Heaven."

Xuan Ming responded immediately, propping up his knees and was about to get up...

"Hey, why are you doing this, Your Majesty?"

Jizo sighed, and his face returned to normal... Similarly, like Di Xin, he sat down on the ground with his legs spread apart, not cross-legged, no longer solemn... Well, rubbing his hands like Listening like a white lion, like a boss negotiating.

"Isn't it good for everyone to play machine front and play language arts?"

"Oh, are you willing to tell the truth? Why do you think that I will have time to talk nonsense with you?"

Di Xin rolled his eyes, and sat down again... Xuan Ming also understood, sat down again, and together with Ming He, guarded Di Xin from left to right.Behind him, Long Ji recorded that the rolling shutter general held a crescent shovel and stood behind Di Xin like a bodyguard.

Hmm... Secretary, bodyguard, double bonus stick, imposing manner, that is absolutely full!
"Tell me, what does Buddhism want to do?"

"Since His Majesty wants to let go, then Dizang is not suitable for talking to His Majesty."

Dizang didn't talk nonsense, and turned his head to the side of the evil spirit: "Buddha, please show up."

"Your Majesty, long time no see, you are still heroic!"

When the sound of Dizang fell, a ghost got up, walked to sit in front of Dizang... During the action, his body shape gradually changed, and it didn't take long to become Di Xin's familiar, chubby Tathagata!

Oh, by the way, he was a little disappointed that he didn't have a full head!
"The Tathagata."

Di Xin raised his eyebrows slightly, which was not surprising... He himself, this time, was ready to find out the real purpose of Buddhism.It was expected that he could see Tathagata.

"Well, it's better if you come! Tell me, what are you going to do?"

"Don't talk about helping the underworld, relieving the pressure of the evil spirits... With Empress Pingxin sitting in charge, with twice as many evil spirits and ghosts, the underworld will not be in chaos. Let's talk about business!"

Di Xin waved his hand and spoke impatiently.

"I haven't seen you for many years, Your Majesty, you are still so vigorous and decisive. No wonder Da Shang was able to conquer the Heavenly Court in the end, drive away the Demon Lord, and achieve the position of Supreme."

Tathagata patted Di Xin's horse a little... As everyone knows, Tiandi is not Di Xin's dream... This horse was patted on the horse's leg, which made Di Xin even more annoyed!
"Speak the truth!"

"Okay." Tathagata didn't know why Di Xin became more and more bored, so he stopped talking nonsense and told the story bluntly!

"The millennium and five hundred years are approaching, and the calamity is approaching. Your Majesty will not know?"

"Ok?"

Di Xin let out a soft snort and didn't answer, just looking at him like that.

Seeing that Di Xin was pretending to be stupid, Tathagata simply put it aside and said, "The way of heaven once said that Buddhism should be a measure of calamity... If there is no mistake in the protagonist of this calamity, it should be Buddhism and the way of magic. Can your majesty admit it?"

"Um……"

Di Xin did not refute, but nodded in approval.

Tathagata's smile became brighter and brighter: "There are now two conjoined Dao realms in the Demon Dao, namely Demon Ancestor Luohu and Demon Venerable Hongjun, and there is another Demon Sage Primordial... Although there are authentic and humane help, the combat power of the two empresses can be astonishing." , it may not be able to level the devil's way..."

"Additionally, there is the origin of the demon saint, and the number of saints in the demon way... As the protagonist of the calamity, Buddhism is under a lot of pressure!"

"Don't worry, measuring the calamity is a major event in the whole prehistoric world, and the ambition of the demonic way has already been exposed... After the measuring calamity begins, neither the Heavenly Court nor the Ten Thousand Races will stand idly by."

Di Xin responded lightly.

"But how much will you support? For example, in the Conferred God Quantity Tribulation you just participated in, at the beginning, wasn't it you, and Da Shang, who supported it alone?"

Tathagata looked at Di Xin with a half-smile, and used the calamity he had just experienced as an example: "If you weren't good enough, and Da Shang was not good enough, I'm afraid you wouldn't even be able to sustain a round of attacks; Respect your identity and attract the support of three ways!"

Di Xin fell silent... As a participant in the Conferred Gods, he knows better than anyone else what the real history is like!
In the real history, in Conferred God, even if Dashang had the full support of Jiejiao, it would still be a failure... According to the original history, Buddhism, together with the Heavenly Court, almost fell!

And the current magic path is an enhanced version!There is Hongjun, and there is Demon Saint!And today's Buddhism is weaker than the original history's Buddhism!
Not to mention too much, the cultivation base of the Four Great Bodhisattvas alone has been lowered by more than one level!Resurrected from the dead, practicing again, it is said that it is only the early stage of Daluo!No, Guanyin might not even have Daluo!
In the original history, the four major bodhisattvas practiced both Buddhism and Taoism, and their cultivation bases were quasi-sages!

(PS: It’s not a random guess! Avalokitesvara has three thousand incarnations, and Da Luo alone may not be able to do it!)
"How would you like?"

After a long time, Di Xin just opened his mouth... Hey, you can't let people's Buddhism stand in front, but don't give them any benefits, right?
"The two sages of the West once calculated the opportunity for the great prosperity of Buddhism... When there is a team of Journey to the West, the Dharma will be spread eastward, and it will create momentum for Buddhism! I need the cooperation of heaven and even the underworld!"

Di Xin subconsciously thought of the scene in the TV series, where the Jade Emperor rolled down the table and shouted to invite the Tathagata Buddha... His face sank in an instant!
"Do you want me to lose face and create momentum for Buddhism? Then should I lie on the ground and yell to go to the Western Paradise to invite the Tathagata Buddha?"

Di Xin's voice sank, extremely unkind!

"Don't dare!"

The Tathagata was shocked, and hurriedly explained... Are you kidding me, in today's Heavenly Court, even the four emperors are saints, and they are all subordinates of the Emperor of Heaven... How dare he have the guts to make the Emperor feel ashamed and invite Tathagata!

"Your Majesty, I just want one of the Journey to the West team to make a fuss in the Heavenly Palace. Don't worry, it's on the periphery, and I definitely don't dare to enter the Lingxiao Palace!"

"Hmph! I thought you were a Buddhist, but you really dare to let me lose my face and attack you!"

Di Xin snorted coldly, and said, "Havoc in the Heavenly Palace, I allow it! But as you said, it can only be on the periphery, and must not interfere with the important officials of the Heavenly Court to govern the Three Realms!"

"Of course! It's on the periphery, just make a name for yourself!"

Tathagata nodded hastily, and secretly wiped his cold sweat... NND, it's so f*cking scary!
"What about the underworld?"

At this moment, Xuan Ming, the Great Emperor of Fengdu, snorted coldly: "If you dare to make trouble in the heavenly court, do you want to make trouble in the underworld too?"

"Eh..." The cold sweat that Tathagata just wiped off once again flowed out... But, for the prosperity of Buddhism and his road to enlightenment, he had to say: "Let's make a fuss, and limit it to the Hall of Yama, can you?" ?”

"Yan Luodian..."

Xuanming pondered for a while, it seems to be the main hall of the Fifth Brother Gonggong?Oh, that's all right!
"Yes! But you can only shame King Yama, you can't kill souls, and you can't interfere with the normal operation of the underworld, understand?"

"understand!"

If the Tathagata is overjoyed, can he still lose face to King Yama?This was completely beyond his expectation!With joy in his heart, he tentatively wanted to make further progress: "Can you kill a few more? Of course, they are definitely not good souls, and the underworld can arrange for damned evil souls..."

"Great Emperor, let's give Buddhism as compensation for the protagonist of the calamity."

Di Xin helped with a word.Indeed, if Brother Hou wants to be known as Monkey King, he really has to do something earth-shattering!
"For the sake of the Emperor of Heaven, I will give you this chance. However, it is only near the Hall of Yama!"

"A word is settled!"

Tathagata quickly settled this matter... As for other matters, compared to troubles in the underworld and heaven, they are all minor problems!

"Apart from these two things, do you need anything else?"

Tathagata thinks about it... Just asking for it may offend people... Forget it, you still have to hand over the benefits that should be handed over!
"Journey to the West team, when there are ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties... Half of them, Buddhism only takes half... Forty difficulties, all of which are determined by the heavens!"

Di Xin raised his eyebrows, this guy is quite sensible!

According to the original catastrophe, there are not so many heavenly courts, and the most difficult ones are just a few... By the way, there is also the Journey to the West team!

"Journey to the West team, I want three people!" Di Xin thought for a while, and he was still unhappy that he would ruin that little merit just by helping.

"Can!"

Tathagata didn't even think about it, and responded immediately: "However, these three people will also be the main force facing the calamity! Only after the calamity can they return to the heaven!"

"good!"

Di Xin nodded... So far, the heavenly court and the Buddhist sect have made an agreement on the matter of going west!
"Okay, since it's been decided, the specific disaster matters, after Buddhism, you can come to the Heavenly Court to make a decision. Zhen, let's go first!"

After getting three Journey to the West team quotas and half of the catastrophe, Di Xin stood up with satisfaction and led the people outside... Before leaving, Di Xin suddenly stopped and looked towards the underworld.

"The underworld has contributed to the heaven and the earth, the westbound team, the underworld can produce one person! The catastrophe, the ten difficulties of sharing the benefits!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty!"

Xuanming is overjoyed!Measuring the calamity, look at today's heaven, the merits... now you can share one-eighth of the calamity's merits, one-fifth of the candidates for Journey to the West, and make a lot of money, okay?

If you count by the merits of Conferring Gods and Measuring Tribulation... that's enough to pile up a quasi-sage!

"Well, this is what the underworld deserves! Yinshan, let's give Buddhism a face! Before the calamity is over, the Earth Store can suppress the Yinshan Mountain; after the calamity, it must be returned to the underworld!"

"Buddhism, follow the will of the emperor!"

Tathagata has obtained the greatest benefits, so naturally he dare not contradict the Emperor of Heaven again.

Xuan Ming also nodded, agreeing with Di Xin's opinion... Then he bowed and saluted together with the Taoist Master Minghe.

"Congratulations to the Heavenly Emperor!"

"Well, don't send it away!"

Di Xin waved his hands without looking back, and the dragon and phoenix heaven and earth chariot let out a dragon chant and a phoenix cry, soaring into the sky, breaking through the space, and returning to the heaven!
And when Di Xin entered the heavenly court, a bald headed monk wearing a Pilu crown appeared in heaven and earth!
"I am Ksitigarbha, I shall be in the Yin Mountains of the underworld, reciting Buddhist scriptures, and saving the souls of the dead!"

"I swear today: Hell is not empty, and I swear that I will not become a Buddha!"

As the sound falls, countless golden flowers bloom in the sky and the earth, and the heavens will make meritorious deeds in the Yinshan Mountains of the underworld!An extremely powerful breath swayed instantly!Ksitigarbha, with the help of merit, successfully beheaded the corpse and became the quasi-sage!

"Gorgeous."

Di Xin complained: [It's just to be promoted to a quasi-sage, but it's worth your making such a big fuss?For the sake of Daxing, Buddhism seems to be shameless! 】

[Sure enough, it's not without reason that I look down on Buddhism!Buddhism, too LOW! 】

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